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Eddie is so in the zone playing his video game that he doesn’t pay much attention to Steve padding around the room, only vaguely registering the tape being switched out and a Television song starting to play. He smashes at the keys and hums along to the music quietly, not taking his eyes off the screen. That is until Steve is standing in front of him momentarily blocking his view, dropping to his knees before Eddie can protest.
Eddie stills immediately, eyes rapidly bouncing between the TV and Steve, who is quietly reaching out to undo Eddie's belt.
“What are you…”
“Shh…” Steve whispers, fingers working to unzip Eddie's jeans, tugging on the corners in a silent demand.
“I uh-“ Eddie freezes to watch Steve, fumbling with the controller when he leans in, breathe hot though Eddie’s boxers.
“I can’t really pause this level but if you just wait like- two minutes I can give you my full attention.” Eddie is rambling, eyes trained on Steve and fingers hitting buttons off of muscle memory.
“It’s okay,” Steve mumbles, patting Eddie's hip with another pull to the denim.
“Seriously like- two minutes. I promised Henderson I would have this level beat and-" Steve cuts him off (probably for the best).
“Keep playing.” His eyes raise slightly to meet Eddie’s, and then with a grimace, he tacks on, “and don't mention Henderson again.”
Fuck. Eddie lifts his hips off the bed, enough for Steve to tug his jeans and boxers down in one motion and let them pool around his ankles.
Eddie half-heartedly glances at the screen and tries his best to do what Steve asks, but just as he starts to get some semblance of focus back, Steve takes Eddie into his mouth.
It’s… fucking torture. Eddie almost drops the controller on Steve twice because he’s doing some shit with his tongue, making it impossible for Eddie to stay still.
He doesn’t think he’s ever done this and not had his hands buried in Steve’s hair. He’s usually in control, setting the pace because that's how Steve likes it, but the roles are reversed today, and Steve seems set on killing him.
“That’s- fuck, Steve.”
It's clear to Eddie now that Steve is putting on a show, which doesn’t seem fair considering he pulls off every time Eddie tries to just put the fucking controller down. He’s making obscene, overly enthusiastic noises, letting his spit drip down his fist, the slick sound loud even over the music.
Steve pulls off but keeps up the pace with his hand as he catches his breath.
“Did you beat it yet?”
Eddie looks down, see's Steve lips bright red and shiny, and immediately needs to look away.
“What- no. You actually expect me to be able to focus on this shit?” As if on queue, the telltale womp-womp of Mario walking straight off the cliff echoes around the room.
“You better if you wanna come.” And with that, he dives back in.
Eddie can only be so strong when Steve is suctioning his cheeks and picking of the pace of his hand, doing a twisting motion that has Eddie spiraling. He makes it about thirty more seconds before he’s cursing again.
“Gonna- Steve m’ gonna come I can't..”
Steve doesn't pull off, just looks up at Eddie through his lashes- and shit that's a sight of its own. He slows down to a torturing pace at Eddie’s words, shaking his head slightly, a silent wait.
With the sheer fucking nerd power of the part of Eddie that spends an embarrassing amount of time playing video games, he's able to concentrate enough to win, doesn’t even let the screen change before he's tossing the controller aside, winding his hands through Steve's hair as he shifts, raises his hips for more.
He’s on the edge and Steve can tell, moans around Eddie’s dick, let's the vibration be felt.
“Steve, Steve, shit-"
He sees fucking stars when he comes, has never been so keyed up from not being able to touch Steve in his life. He falls back against the sheets immediately, trying to remember how to fucking breathe as his heart pounds in his chest.
Steve stands with a smirk, wiping his chin off with the back of his hand.
“What… the fuck was that. Jesus Christ.”
Steve shrugs, “Just wanted to try something.” He turns to the TV then, surveys the screen.
“You’re kind of shit at this game.”
Stev cackled at Eddie's i'm going to kill you, and strides out of the room.
#rated e for exquisite bj#jk. kinda#wrote this in like 15 mins so ignore typos but uhh#i just couldnt stop thinkin about this ok#eddie is such a nerd LMFAO i stand by that. steve blows his mind fr fr#steddie fic#steve harrington#eddie munson#my writing#steddie fan fiction
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TW for my usual unhinged stance on puppets, if you're following me, you know. If you're not, I'm sorry (not sorry). ((If you're the author or narrator, I'm actually sorry.))
Okay, so because I'm allowed to be freaky on main about puppets on this site, I just wanna tell everyone, because everyone should know that creepypasta narrator Lighthouse Horror just posted a story (by author Alonso Solis) about an evil puppet show a few days ago, and I just listened, and I loved it.
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Now onto freaky business:
Headcanoning the main char as a puppetfucker bc c'mon, that bromance, the way he lovingly describes Mr. Smiley's appearance, what he does before leaving the old studio towards the end... Just... Mmmm... *chef's kiss* love this kinda content. I'll sleep soundly dreaming I could have someone like that. Y'know? Big, glassy eyes, big grin, secret evil laugh, mildly self-animate...
#god i love puppets so much man especially the evil ones but not exclusively yknow#even the word puppet is cute like puppies and i feel warm and fuzzy inside no pun intended (who am i kidding. fully intended)#need me a freak like that#also should probably tw for the story just general creepypasta themes evil puppets kids dyin unreality dubious morality in the main char etc#thats not an exhaustive list tho im not qualified to give an exhaustive list this is a thirst post i just wanna cover all my bases here#puppets#man im not even posting about puppets on my puppet named blog (it was just recommended when i typed that)#and thats a damn shame lmao i should make more so i can revive that blog (its just my art blog i gave up on separating from the main)#suggestive#for the post not the video#creepypasta#(tagging for a tw sorry to put that in the tag if ppl use the tag i have no idea i dont usually post ab creepypastas on here but ...#... given i saw a bunch of ouppet stuff earlier i remembered i can be weird on here about puppets. i guess anywhere...#...but here feels natural to be weird ab them)#ngl i couldnt stop thinkin of ... you know who ... with the description and how the main char keeps him around all the time#mmmmmmmm otp5eva in a different flavour mmmmmmmmm#should probably also confess that#OBLIGATORY: 'DISCLAIMER: i'M HI (HIGH)' TAG#bc im probably gna regret typing all this tmr but fuck man#i love puppets dudeeeeeee i can scream about it forever#ok this is enough im getting too sappy im def gonna regret that#Cori.exe#Post.exe#video#horror#sorry steven and alonso lol i hope yall are too busy to see this im totally normal about puppets it was all a joke#((whispering to followers: its not a joke dont worry i wouldnt play u like that))#((puppetfucker 4 lyfe bruhhh believe it))#((fuck man i love them so much))#i want more evil puppet/etc horror content theres never enough to satisfy me i am insatiable about puppets in horror
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blurb of steve harrington x reader having a daddy kink (minors DNI; not proofread)
maybe it was the warmth of steve’s heated pool or the sips of rosé you had rushing to your brain, but you couldn’t stop the fluttering in your tummy as you watched steve play basketball with the younger teens in his pool. you certainly couldnt stop the feeling when robin swam up to sit with you on the pool steps and pointed out steve’s behavior, “ugh look at dingus… god he’s gonna be such a good dad one day- it’s kinda annoying.” of course, you couldn’t help but agree with her, a dreamy sigh slipping out of your month while steve dunked dustin under the water, and you had begun imagining him with a lil fluffy-haired babe of his own. robin clocked the way you were looking at steve, “don’t you agree?” she questioned as you quickly nodded your head, “oh i see- you wanna be the one to make him a daddddyyy!” teasing you in that sing-song voice, making you simply giggle in return, trying to ignore the warmth that flushed to your cunt thinking about steve as a daddy.
one of the best things about your relationship with steve is that he almost always can tell how you are feeling, he can read you like a book. so you weren’t shocked that he immediately could tell what you needed when you wrapped your arms around him, basically hugging him from behind as he cleaned the grill, clad in just his yellow crewneck over your damp bikini to fight the nip of the wind. at this point, everyone had left so he felt no shame as he put his arm around your shoulder, pulled you into his side, and stared at your glassy puppy-dog eyes. breathlessly chuckling, he pressed a chaste kiss on your forehead, “i know, honey, i know.”
once you got inside, steve all but carried you to his bedroom, both of you loving the way he manhandled you, as you pressed small pecks on his jaw and cheeks. “are you feeling needy, baby, huh?” he teased, turning the knob on his door, noticing the way your hips were trying to hump his. you could whimper and squirm in response as steve sat down on his bed with you in his lap. you were both so turned on, and still a lil tipsy, so it wasn’t a surprise when you ended sinking down on his throbbing cock, his hands on your waist, within a few minutes. “o’shit baby, yeah there you go, my good girl. jus’ the tip, ok, don’t hurt yourself baby- god you’re so fuckin wet,” steve couldn’t help his whines and moans as you trembled like a leaf around him, cockdrunk trying to take him deeper. “hnghhh-oh! i-i ca- cant-s’good daddy”. you didn’t catch the petname slipping past your lips, but steve did. stopping you from sinking any further, he stilled your hips and grabbed your face by squishing your checks “what did u call me, honey?” of course you were beyond embarrassed, but with his steady grip in your face you had nowhere to run. “i’m s’sorry! i didnt mean to i-it jus’ slipped out-” you felt stupid and small and you couldn’t control the tears dripping from your eyes. “aw, sweetheart, it’s okay, dont be embarrassed. i jus’ wanted to know why you want to call me that. y’know ill give you whatever you ask for, angel”. you stopped your sniffling, and shifted your eyes to nervously connect with steve’s, basically whining out “ ‘s just-robin asked me if i was ever gonna make you a dad, ‘n’ i cant help imagining it- you take such good care of all of the group now, and well… me so i jus’ couldnt stop thinkin’ about it”
steve could say he was surprised but, he wasn’t. at heart, he was a caregiver through and through, and that carried into your relationship to an extreme. there was a hint of casual dominance in everything he did for you. tying your shoes, carrying you around, bathing you in the shower or bath, keeping your hands warm in his pocket, making you meals, feeding you when you were to weak, kissing you to sleep everynight, etc,. and to be honest, he blushed to the thought of you wanting his babies as bad as he wanted to give them to you.
“aw, peach,” he cooed grabbing your face and slowly thrusting into you, watching you contort your pout into a gasp, “you’re s’sweet, love, one day, you’re gonna let me put a baby in you, hm? yeah but until, i’ll just be your daddy, you can have me all to yourself, how ‘bout that, honey?” you rapidly nodded your head with your eyes pinched, whimpering and whining about how good it felt and how deep he was, as you began to match his thrusts, slowing building a steady pace as he went further and further inside you. “my shy, dumb lil baby, huh? put daddy’s cock in you and you can’t respond t’me? that’s okay, my girl, my good girl, just let your head go empty and daddy will do all the work, gonna make this soaked, pretty pussy cum all over me.”
#steve harrington#steve harrington brainrot#steve harrington smut#smutty stevie#steve harrington blurb#steve harrington thot#steve harrington drabble#steve harrington thoughts#steve harrington x fem!reader#steve harrington x reader#steve stranger things
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Jade Harley, Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider, Roxy Lalonde
Page 99-105
JADE: the prince’s power grows.
KARKAT: JESUS CHRIST!
JADE: i feel him resonate through the void.
KARKAT: FUCKING GREAT.
DAVE: dude can you chill for like even a single fucking second
DAVE: also are you ok
KARKAT: OH, PARDON THE FUCK OUT OF ME FOR OVERREACTING A LITTLE WHEN MY GOOD FRIEND "POSSESSED JADE" BUSTS INTO MY RESPITEBLOCK AT 5 AM!
KARKAT: NEXT TIME I’LL JUST PULL THE COVERS BACK AND LET HER CLIMB IN!
JADE: i am uninterested in that scenario.
KARKAT: GREAT! POSSESSED JADE ISN’T EVEN HORNY! HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?
KARKAT: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
DAVE: yeah i may be totally misunderstanding the intricacies of "next gen technology" designed by an idiot in microshorts
DAVE: but im pretty sure i locked that door
JADE: i unlocked it with my mind.
DAVE: fuck
KARKAT: FANTASTIC.
JADE: the prince’s powers are growing, but so are mine.
KARKAT: WOW? COOL? AND YOU HAD TO COME IN HERE AT THE ASSCRACK OF THE MORNING TO TELL US THIS?
KARKAT: LIKE YOU DON’T FLOAT AROUND LIKE A CREEPY PIECE OF SHIT ALL DAY AS IT IS?
JADE: ...
KARKAT: OH, IS THAT ALL? NOTHING ELSE TO SAY?
DAVE: karkat its fine
DAVE: who cares
KARKAT: YEAH. YOU’RE RIGHT.
KARKAT: IT’S NOT LIKE WE ACTUALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO WAKE UP FOR.
KARKAT: GO BACK TO BED.
DAVE: no dude im up fuck it
DAVE: i want coffee
KARKAT: FUCK! FINE! FUCK IT.
KARKAT: I NEED TO USE THE GAPER ANYWAY.
DAVE: oh me too
KARKAT: DON’T FOLLOW ME.
ROXY: oh what up
ROXY: its a whole ass pajama party up in here
ROXY: couldnt sleep??
KARKAT: JADE WOKE US UP BY BEING CREEPY.
ROXY: oh
ROXY: jade why did u do that
KARKAT: WHAT?
KARKAT: OH SHIT, THERE SHE IS! I DIDN’T EVEN HEAR HER FOLLOW US!
ROXY: sometimes a girls just got to get her drift on i guess
ROXY: it be like that
KARKAT: I PREFERRED WHEN ALL SHE DID WAS FLOAT AROUND AND POINT AT SHIT.
KARKAT: AT LEAST THAT WAS QUIET.
DAVE: yall want coffee
ROXY: sure
KARKAT: YEAH, THANKS.
DAVE: hate to give it up to venture capitalism but this coffee is EONS better than the garbage we had on the meteor
DAVE: this ship is maybe the dumbest thing ive ever looked at but its a give and take right
ROXY: maybe u just developed a taste for it
ROXY: i used to think coffee tasted like ass but drinkin it was another thing i felt like my mom woulda done
ROXY: turns out rose drinks tea and i stockholmed my own dumb butt into liking this addictive bean juice
ROXY: well i mean who knows what she drinks now
ROXY: dirk probs tossed the coffee machine out the space window right away
ROXY: dude doesnt "believe" in "substances"
KARKAT: WHY ARE YOU UP ANYWAY?
ROXY: well i wasnt but then somebody screamed like a rooster boned a teapot and had a noisy lovechild
DAVE: yeah thats basically accurate
KARKAT: FUCK YOU.
DAVE: maybe if youre lucky
KARKAT: THAT JOKE STOPS BEING FUNNY WHEN WE’VE ACTUALLY
KARKAT: UH
KARKAT: IS THERE MILK?
ROXY: lmao
ROXY: in the fridge
DAVE: wheres kanaya
ROXY: idk
ROXY: sleepin i hope
ROXY: last time i saw her she was on the second floor
ROXY: no
ROXY: the third floor observation deck
ROXY: this place is huge
KARKAT: PLEASE.
KARKAT: IT’S MAYBE A TENTH THE SIZE OF THE METEOR.
DAVE: yeah dude but that was basically a city
DAVE: this is more like a castle
DAVE: a castle of idk
DAVE: twenty something ennui
ROXY: anybody hungry
ROXY: i was thinkin about alchemizing some pancakes
ROXY: or maybe eggs
ROXY: they all basically taste the same at the end of the day i think alchemized food is like eighty percent imagination
ROXY: but both of you barely eat and its making me anxious
DAVE: damn thanks mom
DAVE: i mean
DAVE: shit
DAVE: dad
DAVE: roxy
DAVE: fuck sorry im tired
ROXY: haha its ok
ROXY: dont worry about it
DAVE: okay but just because our relatives turned evil doesnt mean we have to act like total animals
DAVE: we can still try to respect each others identities and shit
DAVE: anyway im gonna go check on kanaya
DAVE: possessed jade dont follow me
JADE: i am fine where i am.
DAVE: cool
#homestuck#homestuck^2#jade harley#karkat vantas#dave strider#roxy lalonde#homestuck^2 act 1#page 99#page 100#page 101#page 102#page 103#page 104#page 105#alt calliope
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HII!!!! IVE GOT A SUGGESTION!!!
yknow the shirt pirate!scaramouche wears? what if it was backless??? 👀👀👀👀 just imagine the teasing.....
OK, THAT'S ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY!!! <33
BARKBARKABARKBARKABARK
ANON I SAW THIS BEFORE I WENT TO BED LAST NIGHT AND COULDNT STOP THINKIN ABOUT IT
his shirt being backless or at least having a lower cut back is so mmmmm
princess would absolutely run her fingers along the bare flesh of his back to tease him, even better if you have naturally cold hands
it's so funny to see him tense and turn around to swat your hands away. he's never actually mad at you though, he could never be mad at you.
you guys remember when I said the princess would leave scratch marks down his back?? yeah that with a backless shirt is so mhsghsjsshs yknow?
would absolutely wear those scratch marks with pride for all of his crew to see. his crew would tease him (mostly venti, heizou, and maybe faruzan) but he would just glare at them and go about his day.
but when they start teasing you for the scratches you left on him??? well, looks like they're on cleanup duty for the next week whoops, have fun scrubbing the floorboards of the deck HSSHSH
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at work thinking about batsy being a menace. ankle biter!!!! watch out!!!
thinkin bout the night lilith and betty brought her home for the first time and how much home now felt like....home...like a family. a truly deep tie between all of them. they were talking about having kids for YEARS before having batsy. and she was just so...perfect!! a little menace!! barnaby and Mrs. Beagle came by the day after and barnaby couldnt stop crying. i imagine hes always wanted kids but it just hasnt happened yet, so shes his favorite thing in the world (wallys def a little jealous, but he gets over it ). he tried planning the baby shower (adoption shower?? still dont know how she happpened lol) but realized how SHIT he was at it so julie was MORE than happy to plan it. it was a little bit of a disaster but everyone had so much fun welcoming the newest neighbor!
roping in nina and molly; nina isnt very fond of kids but she does enjoy how sweet and curious batsy is (reminds her of molly). she'll crochet little things with her webs for the crib when she was first brought home. little tiny baby booties for the winter too.
molly just loves how chaotic this kid is and will do anything to get a reaction from her. frequently runs around on all fours chasing batsy around (its ok they're having fun, barnaby will do it to and then batsy will jump on his back and they'll chase molly). molly tries showing batsy her "dolls" (creepy af btw) and although everyones like hey maybe dont give her the doll with no eyes and mysterious liquid coming from her mouth and ratted hair but batsy is like omg this is MY baby.
the b in batsy b briar stands for beagle btw. they wanted her to have both last names. idk why neither took each others last names. maybe they just didnt feel the need to?
i feel like a grandmother myself at this point wtf
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i have maxwell lord brain rot ok- i couldnt stop thinkin about this all niiiiiiight
ok so max hires you as his personal assistant like before he gets all powerful and whatever
he's really honest about his lack of funds but he guarantees you that he's getting close to a big break and honestly you need anything and the work seems flexible so you can do it. u end up spending a lot of time looking after his son and max is in awe of how you are with alistair and hes developing feelings for you (and you are for him- he's a great dad and its such a turn on)
so as the months go on you end up taking alistair back to your home in the evenings as otherwise he's just at the office, waiting for his dad to finish. you make him grilled cheese with chips for dinner and watch some cartoons on the couch together. the evening gets later and you both end up falling asleep
max has a key and he lets himself into your apartment. he's holding a bunch of flowers and some of your favourite candy as an apology for how much you've been doing for him and his son. like he knows you're doing far too much for him but he loves seeing you and he can't bring himself to ask you to stop. when he sees you both asleep, he feels his heart triple in size
he presses a kiss to alistair's head and then your own. you wake up just for a moment as he joins both of you on the sofa, placing a blanket over the three of you. he thinks you're asleep as he whispers in your ear that he loves you.
and just before he passes out with pure exhaustion, he feels you press a kiss to his cheek and whisper that you love him too <3333
tbh i was going to go smuttier with this and write in DETAIL about max going down on you...mayb next time
#ww84#twisted wonderland#maxwell lord#max lord#wonder woman#pedro pascal#pedro pascal x reader#maxwell lord x reader#maxwell lord fluff#pedro pascal fluff#max lord fluff#maxwell lord imagine
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ok wait hold on i was gonna gif this other scene i couldnt stop thinkin about yesterday bc i started thinkin about run the red out again and like vksbxks IT MAKES ME CRAZY JUST HOLD ON LEMME
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🧺 🌼 🆕
🧺 Is there an activity you do together that always makes you feel cozy?
its kinda hard to remember.. i think when im cozy i regress even smaller? so cozy feelings are more fuzzy in my memory, uh but i think probably when um papa cuddles me before bed. like i remember just feeling rlly safe and comfy and warm when he rocks me in his lap and yea i always sleep nice when he does that - 💜
Ohh I have to say when I bottlefeed my baby! It's so lovely and calm, I get to hold him to my chest and rock him and he makes sweet little noises and his eyes fall shut 🥺 Plus it just makes me remember how tiny and vulnerable he is and makes me so proud to be his papa, I feel all gooey! - 🐶
🌼 Is there an activity you do together that always cheers you up?
Baby Vee when we play lap games gets super giggly, it never fails to make me sooo happy! Swaying him in time to a nursery rhyme or playing a tickle game or just bouncing him - it always ends with giggles! - 🐶
this is like.. i dont rlly know why but ugh anyway if im like crying papa lifts me on his hip and like bounces me... and i rlly have no idea why but everytime i just stop crying? i remember literally whenever the world is bouncy when papa is carrying me i just dont feel sad anymor idk why - 💜
🆕 Is there a new activity you want to try with your little/caregiver?
uh ok so.. ok before like a few weeks ago mayb someone said somth about having a um a crib and that they assumed i slept in one and ye. i dont and but i like being closed in and i was just i couldnt stop thinkin abt it rlly and i i guess i kinda would like to ahhhhh papa is smiling sm hhhh - 💜
OH MY GOSH!!! That's so adorable, I didn't know he wanted to try a crib!!! We've got to try that!! 💕💕💕 And for my answer, I don't want to make my little stormcloud think that I will make him do this at all! I know that we are working on his anxiety slowly and even if thhis never happens I'm still the happiest luckiest Papa in the whole world!!
But I sometimes think about what it would be like to go somewhere outside with Baby Vee! Nowhere with people of course, maybe to a forest or somthing! Somewhere where I can see how my little baby reacts to new exciting things 💕 - 🐶
From this ask game!
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Shipp tell us more about tetsumina where,,,, where did that come from
OK HERE is the origin of tetsumina:
i was writing sun sets red and i was like ‘haha mina would totally use tindr all the time she be swipin in class’ and THEN i thought. hey it’d be funny if she matched w tetsu and everybody laughed because he looks like kiri but kiri doesnt get the joke and then aww bkg can say hes better and itll be good
and then i just
thinkin. about it. they r cute. she had a good tindr date or whatever. he likes 2 have fun and party and is rowdy and touchy and she likes to be doted on and b touched and carried and b praised and they are both loud and unbothered
its.
then i couldnt stop
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I’m curious, did Vaughn fall for Nick or Hancock first? or was he immediately taken with both of them? They have such a cute dynamic I love it
havent expected this kind of ask, im tryin to answer in best way, thank you @dovahqun !
per short, Vaughn didnt actually realised he fallen for them, but it was so obvious for others in Sanctuary, especially that they also started to live together in his house?
per long: (under read more, its an essay, forgive me)
first impressions werent the best with Nick, given that Vaughn was still angry and thirsty for revenge, but Nick still believed he is actually a good person, he just needs some guidance. after Nick saved his life in Glowing Sea, Vaughn realised that he must do a change, which what Nick all needed to hear, so he finally took his General role.
Nick stayed with Vaughn for like 3 weeks, watching him how he tries to earn the people’s trust and changed in a better person, but then he went back to his detective work, and not seeing Vaughn for weeks (which in that time Vaughn and Debbie joined the BOS and Danse joined them in Sanctuary)
but a few weeks later, Vaughn got hurt badly during a solo mission (was knocked out and tied and had his mouth cut by a raider) and felt so shocked by that, plus all the thoughts and feelings he had just crashed into his head, and had a bad relapse, being so depressed he basically needed help to do simple things. Debbie used Preston’s radio to contact Nick and get to Sanctuary, thinking that he was the one to deal with Vaughn in a bad time, maybe he could do it again.
Nick had a lot of patience with Vaughn, feeling so sorry how he felt, and even during a night when Vaughn had a nightmare, Nick relunctantly accepted his asking for sleeping with him. since then, they sleep together, as Vaughn really can get a better sleep for the first time since he is out of Vault, and Nick think it feels nice. do i need to mention that Vaughn got high once cause of painkillers and kissed Nick and none talked about it but thought about it a lot.
since then, Nick started to get more often in Sanctuary, their relationship got stronger in that time. they both have a lot of common and just enjoy each other’s company.
with Hancock, neither the first impression was so fine, and they didnt seen each other for a long time, only Hancock knew about the vault dweller from others. second time when they met, it was when Vaughn and the Minutemen took the Castle, and he offered to go in Goodneighbor to buy parts for the radio, so he took Dogmeat and went there, then heard that Bobbi No Nose can offer what he needs, so he agreed to help her out. Now, i changed the canon here too, as i know Vaughn wont accept to break into DC’s strongroom, as he knew that 1. Nick and Piper would hate to hear that and 2. how its like to hear that the General of Minutemen broke into the strongroom of DC? so i think Bobbi says she knew about a pre war bunker that has untouched supplies, so the event goes, then Vaughn basically gets scared seeing Fahrenheit, and even more hearing that its Hancock’s warehouse. he immediatly turned against Bobbi and told her to go. after that, Fahrenheit dragged Vaughn to Goodneighbor to go talk and explain to Hancock about this. Hancock wasnt even mad about this, he appreciated the sincerity, and made fun on how him and the dog stains his carpets with the mud and blood into his clothes and the dog’s fur. after talking, Hancock explains that he should not feel comfortable in his position and should go out, and Vaughn offered him the chance to help him in his Minutemen job.
they also bonded fast, having same bad humor, same sense of justice and Vaughn really loves Hancock’s spirit of adventure. he also gave Hancock a newly renovated home in Sanctuary, which later he shared with MacCready.
a while later, weeks?? one night, Hancock gets out the house cause he cant sleep, and sees Vaughn on the steps of his own house, and goes to talk with him. after a while, Vaughn stated that he cant sleep well cause Nick isnt with him, and Hancock said more in joke that he could be his cuddle buddy, but didnt expected to get a positive answer so....they just slept together. both had a better rest. when Nick was in Sanctuary, Vaughn just thought that they could just try to sleep together, which the other two thought its a bit crowded but didnt refused. a while later, Vaughn started to have sexual relationship with Hancock, and with Nick he occasionally make out.
over the months, between Minutemen work, and dealing with other duties for BOS and RR, and even Institute, Vaughn became overstressed about everything, and Nick and Hancock helped him out, by supporting him, taking decisions in his name for Minutemen or just being there for him. after the battle of Bunker Hill, when he helped the Institute (and didnt said anything to anyone, not even them two), he was banished from RR as an agent recognized him and Desdemona thought of him as a traitor, despite that Deacon and Debbie tried to explain his reasons. being so stressed, he even snapped at a scientist and nearly strangled them, earning him banishment from Institute and Shaun’s threat that he will kill him if he ever gets in the Institute’s way, and other hurtful things he said.
Vaughn fell in depression as he thought he failed everyone, even that Nick and Hancock tried to explain isnt his fault, he tried his best, but still not much result.
2 weeks later, the Sanctuary was attacked by the Institute, and even if a few ended up with just a few scratches, Vaughn was furious about, and he declared he must destroy the Institute, as other settlements are now in danger.
for getting in the Institute, there must be accessed in the sewers, which Nick and Hancock offered, as they said they dont need much air and wont be affected by the rads in the water. Vaughn was hesitating, but he had no other choice but to let them there. while he and some other companions and a few elite Minutemen waited, he couldnt stop thinkin of worst cases, but when they got in Institute, he was so relieved to see them ok and held them in his arms, forgetting for a few seconds for what they were there. they also needed to drag him from Shaun, as Vaughn tried to reason with him, but all he got back was just more insults and reasons how disappointed he was in his father, and wished he never had to release him from the Vault.
after the Institute, Vaughn basically needed days to sleep, as he was so exhausted, and only woke up to eat and go to bathroom, but he needed like 3 days of resting.
but then on 4th morning, he could hear laughter of the kid and the other two, so he got up and seen a image he never thought he will see: Nick and Hancock on the couch, with Oliver onto Nick’s lap, playing a board game with Codsworth, while Dogmeat and Hera watched them.while Vaughn was resting, they two took care of Oliver, already acting like dads to him.
and now, to get to your question (if you got reading this so far ily) and answer it: it felt in that moment that he really loves them so much, and its clear he cant choose between them, as both were so perfect for him. but when he confessed, you might ask?
Oliver asked his dad if he can call the other two ‘dads’, and also asked if he should call them differently, like Hancock is ‘papa’ and Nick ‘pops’ and Vaughn finally realised that he should talk with them about their relationship. he was too busy with everything, and forgot about his own self.
when he asked them if its ok to be lovers and to be together a family, they answered that they are already a family, and its kinda obvious their relationship is closer. also Nick and Hancock agreed that they both love Vaughn, he loves them equally, there is no reason to be jealous, and both can have a good life together as a family.
#oc vaughn zander#@ me blue wtf is so long binch#i hope....i make sense but im open to more if you want!#dovahqun
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the Gos
My rhink fanfic
"You sure liked kissing the gos rhett...
You made a slow advance...should i be jealous?"
"Link! Wat..no...i was just playin it up for jen."
"Oh yeh did you hear jen she said you should go for me.... oops secret's out."
"Nah babe she just said that for the fans..."
"Suure she did. Im telling you everyone knows. Have you been on the net...youtube...tumblr... the story is we've kissed and we did things as young boys.."
"Link..stop.."
"Ok man...hey but you haven't touched your beer.."
"Yeh i been thinkin..."
"What about? The gos..."
"Link! Will you stop!"
"Ok...ok fine..".*you cant have him, mr gosling * link mutters..
"Look link..i...im going to bed.."
"What!?" Link pulls rhetts arm back
"If you keep it up im going to bed..im not in the mood..you..You're annoying me..."
Link shifts closer. "Baby, tell me you're not thinkin about him...when you kissed him you were thinkin of me werent you.."
"Link you're crazy..."
"Rhett.?.."
Rhett pulls link in closer.. looks at links lips. Then he sees an image of the gos on the bilboard again, his bi tendancies strong for the man at that point...
Rhett watches Link, eyes closed/ lips pursed.
Rhett shakes his head.. he sighs ..he holds links hand to him.
Link opens his eyes.
Rhett lets go As he heads over to the stairs...
"Rhett?" Link questions
...
"I'm sorry for the way i am link...cause i cant help it."
"Help what?"
"Oh you wont understand."
"Is it about the gos?"
"Stop calling him that!"
"its your pet name for him...you dont give me pet names..why does he get one?"
"You wont understand.."
"What?!!"
"Ok..sit down.."
"Sitting...ok..story time...
&.. No beating around the bush rhett just come out with it. Did you Fuck him?" Link punctures the word fuck with nails.
"Wow , really? your very blunt link..."
"Just tell me!" Link yells, he demands.
"Ok... fuck uh...fuck...is such a strong word...it has many meanings..."
"What are you saying rhett???"
"Ok well A few years ago I jerked off to him in that movie he was in with Emma stone. With his shirt off& Posing for her. I jerked off to him. I pretended he was here. ..i flirted with him on my tv screen..its like we did it all...what was that movie called?...he was the only one though!!"
"Oh, youre killing me right now"... link says in responce.
"Link. I just jerked off..."
"I cant believe it!"
"Its not like you wer".... rhett stops
Link inturupts
"...you knew me then. Link says. You had contact with me! Why didnt you...ugh...why couldnt you of called me."
"you were at that nerd convention..computer camp...space camp thing." Rhett replies.
Link just blinks. "Did you just think id be ok with this?..."
"I thought eventually you'd come through."
"Yeh? so you...you still like this...this..goz!"
"Hmmm...like is a strong word..."
"Not this again," link sighs...
"Fine, Yes i like him i like his shirtless body..his eyes..his hair..his ass...and..."
"And? Ok sure.. Why not insult me some more..." link says dissapointed.
"Ok im going to bed... i thought..i just thought youd be a little into it like you might think it was hot..."
"Uh rhett as evident in the ep today im not a gos fan ..certainly didnt kiss his eye...certainly wouldnt jerk off to him..."
"Ok whatever...you comin to bed?"
"If u promice not to call out gos when i fuck ya..."
"Deal."
"Lets kiss properly on it." Link pushes rhett upstairs...
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it was summer late evening sun was about to set... a woman watches as the sun goes down from the peer on a lake the sun reflects of the water a bright beautiful orange... a man is walking through, he’s never seen her there before and he knows this is his normal everyday route home... he cant help but be captivated by her. he notices tears comin from her eyes so he goes up to her and asks if everything is ok but she gives no response to his question as she is shocked that anyone even bothered to stop. she then looks up and asks "why did you stop? I don't want to be a bother to anyone" he replies "its no bother. this is a beautiful sunset today." he looks of into the distance and says "well I'm sorry to bother you I was just on my way home" she reached up and grabbed his sleeve and asked "will you stay a little longer? I'm not from here actually and don't have anyone" he was unsure at first but decides to stay they talk and laugh for hours at that peer and she tells him she will be leaving in a week to go back home they part ways but agree to meet again in the same spot the next day this continues each day until the last the man shows up to the peer and she isn't there he waits about an hour until she finally shows up tears in her eyes she says "goodbyes have never been easy for me and this past week has been so special to me but i have to leave in the morning" he looks back out at the lake "yeah i understand i feel the same but i understood what i was getting into... i knew this last day would be hard from the start but i had to see you this last time..." she leaned in and gave him a long passionate kiss then says "im sorry i cant stay longer but i have to go"
[1:01 AM]
he took her to the airport and saw her off with tears in his eyes he said his last goodbye to who he thought was the woman of his dreams... he walked that same path everday hoping and waiting for her to return a year went by and he started to lose hope that shed ever come back he sat at the peer on the anniversary of the day they met watching the sunset thinkin to himself "she probably found someone better than me i should be happy for hee if she did but i can only be sad whenever i see this sunset" he stays there for a little while and then gets up to go home he turns around to leave and stops in shock to see the woman he met so long ago here again with tears of joy in her eyes she ran and threw herself in his arms crying sayin "i thought we would never meet again i couldnt take it anymore ive regret it every day that i didnt tell you how i truly felt" he kissed her passionately and says "me too i should have told you how i felt but i was afraid" and they left that peer together with no plan to say goodbye again and they go back there every year for their anniversary
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BIRD BIRD BIRD I JUST THOUGHT OF AN AU IDEA ok ok mind reader michael. jeremy is in class one day, thinkin dirty thoughts as per the usual, and he suddenly gets paranoid like we all do when we do that shit and he thinks "if anyone in here is a mind reader, cough if you can hear me." and he. he hears a cough. and jeremy freezes and turns around to face michael mell, this kid he's had a crush on for a while but never talked to, and he thinks "cough if you can hear me," again. (cont)
EDIT: anon is @transtarks!!!! this au baby was created first and foremost in his wonderful brain
oh my GOD!!! wow so im very in love with mind reader!michael. before tackling that hilarious scenario, theres like. so much to explore here
MICHAEL who can READ MINDS. in ur sitch, you imply that he cant talk back into minds, which is just so lonely, i think. he’ll learn pretty early that what he’s got isn’t Normal after many instances of him answering questions that werent asked or him knowing things he shouldnt. his mom needs to sit him down and tell him that they’re a little different. not bad. just different. but that other people dont like this and you have to be quiet about it.
which michael find endlessly unfair. he has to be the quiet one when he has to deal with the constant chatter of minds all around him that never stops? it sucks, but he’s read enough xmen to understand why.
but it is NOISY. his headphones are godsend and music does a lot to help, but those can only go so far in drowning out the noise.
some thoughts are quiet and michael needs to strain to hear the words past the soft murmurs. things like his mom making a grocery list in her head or some kid he passed by on the sidewalk counting red cars as they drove by. mundane things are quiet, but the more emotional they get, the louder they become. happy thoughts are loud thoughts, but so are angry ones and terrified ones.
and it doesnt just equate to sound. to a certain degree, michael can feel thoughts, if they are strong enough. which is pretty much hell on michael’s senses. happy thoughts feel nice, but too much is overwhelming. dont even get him started on negative thoughts. those feel like bile and nails against a chalkboard.
against all odds, michael gets used to it. he finds his own ways to cope with the side effects of being plugged in to everybody else’s mind, but the one thing he couldnt deal with was the loneliness.
constantly, he feels like he’s intruding. while mind reading comes with so many cons, michael sees himself at an unfair advantage concerning everybody else. after all, he knows things about people before they say it. sometimes he knows things about people that they maybe didnt want anybody to know. it’s hard to make friends in that kind of situation.
and it’s really hard not being able to tell anybody at all.
ENTER JEREMY “SEX THOUGHTS IN CLASS” HEERE
oh boy okay so. michael probably knows jeremy. not knows-him-as-a-friend, but he’s heard his mind before. jeremy’s head is…a bit of a mess.
(see, michael has come across a lot of minds in his life. some minds are more organized than others. some are bustling with energy while others a bit more subdued. some are bright and others are so dark michael has to stop himself from crying in public. often, he wonders what his mind looks like, but he cant really trust his mom when she only says nice things because she’s his mom. )
anyway, jeremy’s mind is like being inside a washing machine. things tumbling everywhere. jeremy’s head does not shut up. ever. the kid is always thinking about stuff like “oh, im walking pretty weird, i gotta fix that” or “she’s looking at me. what did i do? is there something on my face? is it my face?” or, and this one pops up a lot it makes michael’s heart hurt, “i wish i wasnt like this”
(so many times, michael almost speaks to jeremy out of nowhere to just. compliment the guy. he’s really not as bad as he thinks himself out to be. jeremy’s head might be self destructing 24/7, but he’s a good person. and he’s cute too WHATEVER. but michael is pretty sure that if he tells jeremy that his hair is nice, jeremy will spiral into paranoia where he’ll think michael is fucking with him. so michael doesnt say anything. he just silently hopes that maybe jeremy gets a day or two where his mind can stop beating himself up over every tiny thing)
michael gets to know jeremy’s anxiety before he gets to know jeremy, and thats mostly because in addition to never shutting up, jeremy’s brain is also very loud. maybe it has something to do with how jeremy is always on edge, but michael doesnt know. what he does know is that jeremy heere, professional anxious teenager, decides to spend this math class just thinking about sex. LOUDLY.
it starts with a stray thought about the porn jeremy watched last night then it spirals into various random fantasies and michael wants to jump out the window. not because any of it is weird!!! but just because this is WAY TOO PERSONAL. michael tries his best to concentrate on parabolas, but jeremy throws up an image of GAHHH!! he tries to concentrate on trisha in the front row who’s got a bad case of song-stuck-in-head, which is the next best thing to real music but then jeremy goddamn heere derails him with LOUD MOANING. (which might??? be his????)
record scratch. jeremy’s head goes eerily quiet. then, very deliberately, he thinks “ if anyone in here is a mind reader, cough if you can hear me.”
it’s RIDICULOUS but it’s also the first time he’s ever been addressed in this way. it’s kind of incredible, and all the “dont tell anybody” momentarily disappears in the face of jeremy “sex thoughts” heere talking to him using his head.
so he coughs. and jeremy turns his head. they make eye contact and michael very deliberately starts coughing.
jeremy’s head is quiet for a tense few seconds
then jeremy thinks, “well fuck”
and thus starts the very awkward beginning of michael and jeremy’s friendship. the possibilities for this are endless but this answer is already too long khfkjdfh
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bnha, 001 for the ask thing ??? yre one of my fave mutuals even though we've never talked but yre so cool and yr art is amazing and ; A ;
i OMG FIRST OF ALL I GASPED???? YOURE SO SWEET ; M ; i cant believe this .. im so sorry weve never talked before but i would love to start!!! you seem super cool and really kind and i looked for your art but i couldnt find any but u should link some …. ITD BE REALLY NICE TO SEE!!! TT v TT I HOPE I CAN GET TO KNOW YOU MORE THIS IS SO EXCITING IM SO HONORED.. ; M ; omg im making the text super small and putting it under a readmore bc this is SO LONGGNGJDFKNGKJFD
Favorite character: /shoves my entire deku shrine into closet while mumbling Uhhghudfgd oof i dunno .. IM JK ill be proud about it. the light of my life the joy of my heart is deku he tries so hard … it inspires me to try hard too … HAHAGDFJNGJKFD but i really do have a mini deku shrine in my dorm room i force my friends to say hello to my son before they enter. THATS WEIRD .. but im such a big sucker for the underdog story and i love the very .. long term take on the self sacrificing hero narrative where he literally just busts his bones out!!!! i like how he has to adapt his approach by dealing with realtime consequences for it!! i think it makes him a really interesting protagonist and i often dont find myself caring too much for the main protagonists like i do for him .. i love him :[
Least Favorite character: I MEANNNNN OK MINETA ASIDE BC I FEEL LIKE THATS A GIVEN… i dont really like monoma though i think its interesting what horikoshi did w him!! as in i just think hes annoying CRIES .. i dont think that means hes not a good character though ogdfnj WE’LL SEE!!
5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): AHAGDKJNGJFKD ok .. i love todobakudeku n im just gonna say that or else the pairings inside that will take up 4 slots.. ooof i love erasermight … i love MOMOJIROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SO MUCH .. i also love iiocha … and miritama.. ; - ;
Character I find most attractive: OHHHHH OK …… OK ………. GENUINELY? i cant draw these ppl but i wish i could… Buckle yourself in but shouji mezo.. is like objectively so attractive like hes got the shark grin under the mask? the emo hair? hes after my heart … and? i love his personality its so strong and stoic .. shifty eyes .. ughhhggjnjn also .. blood king is SO hot. so is the dragon lady WHEWWW… ectoplasm is also like so hot i could die you know what if guillermo del toro could make his fish man have a butt that wont quit i can be in love with ectoplasm i want him to serenade me with all 36 of his clones
Character I would marry: OMG NOW THEYRE HITTING ME W THIS CHARA I WOULD MARRY QUESTION AFTER I JUST ADMITTED MY TASTE IS ALL OVER THE PLACE hmm i guess personality wise id want to marry momo actually shes so sweet and kind and CUTE she tries her best ; m ; ..
Character I would be best friends with: OMG I REALLY DONT KNOW im thinkin hard trying to compare my own best friends … on one hand? tokoyami and his mad banquet of darkness .. other hand? i feel like my friends are all as supportive and sweet as kirishima ..
a random thought: i really love TWICE as a character.. i think his backstory was the most interesting of the villains (that have been shown).
An unpopular opinion: AHHHHHH I HAVE A LOT!! BUT ILL SAY THIS (though idk if its unpopular) … i dont think the female characters are given good treatment NOT just costume wise. i think the only female character we’ve really gotten a fair amount of development (even approaching the level that male characters have gotten) of is uraraka and even then im kinda like ehhhhhhhh this isnt enough … horikoshi does a good job showing female characters in strong positions doing strong things BUT i dont think thats the same as treating them with the amt of depth they need, giving them complex story arcs, etc. i also dont care for them being used simply as devices for the character development of male characters if they arent given stories beyond that. i hope we get to see eri some more and maybe her recovery bc i think horikoshi portrays abuse well and the healing process for todoroki was realistic. the dialogue for chisakis emotional abuse was really realistic to the point of me freaking out a lil bit LMFAO… another unpopular opinion is that i kind of dont care about endeavor’s potential redemption arc too much either way, i just hope whatever happens is handled with nuance…
My Canon OTP: deku capturing the hearts of the nation
My Non-canon OTP: bakugou x cognitive behavioral therapyMost Badass Character: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGNJFDGNJDF GANG ORCA. I ALSO CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT HIM I CHANGE EVERYTHING ABT MY ATTRACTIVE+MARRIED ANSWERS FIRST OF ALL, I WANNA GET PLOWED BY GANG ORCA, SECOND OF ALL, I WANNA MARRY HIM I would give my whole life to gang orca. My canon otp is me x gang orca
Most Epic Villain: AHAHAHAGHDFNGJKAGHAGAFJGNKJD I HATE TO BE LIKE THIS BUT mr compress? truly? iconique…. i also love rappa he just wants to fight and honestly? relatable…
Pairing I am not a fan of: hmmm … i dont really dedicate a lot of time to disliking pairings but i dont really ship non platonic kacchako i just dont really like it bc it reminds me of some tropes ive disliked in the past!! i also am not really a fan of stabi :/
Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): (snarls) SHINSOU WAS ROBBED secondly more attention needs to be given to hatsume mei. she is literally a genius prodigy mastermind and yet shes given like 3 pages after her ICONIQUE SHOW STOPPING performance at the sports festival .. give us more …
Favourite Friendship: I LOOOOOOOOOVE THE MIDORIYA/URARAKA/IIDA TRIO!!!!!! I SAW SOMEONE I FOLLOW TAG THEM AS THE POWERPUFFS AND I LOVE THATTTTGNJDFKNGJKD I ALSO LOVE KIRIDEKUS FRIENDSHIP .. ; M ; and you know what? I think bakudeku is getting there .. i hope we can see them be good friends comfortable w each other !! AND IN LOVE!!
Character I most identify with: WELL actually believe it or not its todoroki LMFAOOGNJKGFD not bc im as sweet or nice or cute or amazing as him but just bc i Hashtag Relate to his emotional journey following parental abuse.. i guess if you dont factor that in i also am equally terrible with kids when i had a brief stint as a volunteer teacher they were always dragging me i guess not for the five pee pee thing so i guess it could be worse but. You know
Character I wish I could be: i wish i could be have my life together as much as aizawa does .. he always got his sleeping bag w him? he living in 3000017…
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ACT OMEGA PART 26
THE 04/14/17 UPDATE
OH BOY HOW DO I WORK THIS DOODAD AGAIN BOY HOWDY I SURE FORGOT ABOUT TUMBLR FOR THE LONGEST FUCKING TIME
Whatever
Alright so, I really don’t care enough to try and remind myself of what was going on during the last update so I’m just gonna get started on this one and hope for the best.
Alright so I kinda remember. Aranea just explained a ton of stuffs.
And Vriska isn’t pleased by it.
VRISKA: W8.
VRISKA: So... what are you saying exactly?
ARANEA: I thought I was fairly clear, 8ut I understand if this inform8tion is too jarring for you to a8sor8.
ARANEA: It means that if nothing is done, everything that we know will cease to 8e.
VRISKA: ... Everything. Really.
ARANEA: Yes, Vriska. Everything. Every ghost. Every horrorterror. Every dream 8u88le, session, and universe.
ARANEA: It will all eventually fall into The Pocket and 8e lost.
ARANEA: Of course, this ensures that there is no point in time or space to which Lord English can escape.
ARANEA: 8ut then again, the same goes for us.
Oh. Well shit. Apparently I was right.
They better get the fuck to work.
VRISKA: ........
ARANEA: If it is any consol8tion, from the perspective of any universes currently nestled inside of Skaia, this is 8usiness as usual. All universe die, and from the moment of the Vast Croak, they contain every instance of that universe and all of their histories at once. The residents of any given iter8tion have no real way of perceiving anything that occurs in this 8roader scope. They are free to live their mortal lives as they would have otherwise.
ARANEA: As they say, ignorance is 8liss--a 8lessing that those of us among the dead cannot afford. 8ut the consequences of what we manage to accomplish will reach 8eyond such individual concerns and matter a gr8 deal to the masses yet to even 8e 8orn.
So, as I said.
They better get the fuck to work.
How do you even stop a black hole though? I mean, there’s like real world theories and shit but fuck real world. I already have sort of a theory. If they use The Tumor. Or, a tumor. I forget if that was a beta kids exclusive though, so really who knows if that’s even possible. But supposedly, the tumor has the capability to destroy the sun, so maybe if they could get some other tumor it could destroy the hole.
Why is everybody bein so J U Dgy. Fuck, just LOOK at Kankri back there. So hateful.
ARANEA: I did everything I could to prevent The Pocket from forming.
ARANEA: In fact, I spent considera8le time and effort seeking out the Lost Cheru8 for myself. I planned to attempt reasoning with her, to convince her there must 8e some other way. 8ut she was far too elusive, and no doubt too dedic8ed to her cause to have listened if I HAD found her.
ARANEA: So in the end, I failed, just as you did. I’m not too proud to admit that.
Well yeah, there was nothing you could ever do to prevent the worst thing possible from happening, that’s sort of a running theme in homestuck. You just kinda gotta. Find a loophole around the consequences.
Pf i forgot about double eyepatch sollux
Also, Wow Feferi sure is sad
ARADIA: i dont know about calling it a failure
ARADIA: its just like you said isnt it?
ARADIA: this was always bound to happen
ARADIA: as i see it this is simply the story reaching its natural conclusion
ARADIA: honestly im kind of excited!
ARADIA: i had a hunch that this is how everything would end
ARADIA: though the added context definitely makes it a lot more interesting
Goddammit Aradia pls take this seriously
FEFERI: So T)(IS is w)(at the )(orrorterrors meant. 38(
FEFERI: T)(ey )(ave been w)(ispering about T)(-E -END for quite a w)(ale now.
FEFERI: I t)(oug)(t t)(ey must )(ave been talking about Lord -Englis)( ripping t)(em and t)(eir bubbles apart!
FEFERI: But t)(is makes muc)( more sense.
FEFERI: It’s so )(ard to )(ear t)(eir sad little glubs now!
FEFERI: Soon I t)(ink t)(ey will go quiet for good. 38(((
Oh. Well. I guess that’s bad. Yeah, the horror terrors dying is definitely a bad thing. God every time I take a break from liveblogging I lose so much context.
ARADIA: really? then whatever they have to say right now must be important!
FEFERI: RIG)(T?!
FEFERI: I am trying to listen carefully, but I must be )(earing t)(em wrong!
FEFERI: T)(ere was SOM-ET)(ING about... a door?
Well you have a house. Maybe a door’s gonna pop up soon.
SOLLUX: man i’m glad i’m n0t the 0ne hearing v0ices, for 0nce.
I really just love the sassy stance Meenah’s got over there.
ARANEA: Are you sure that’s what they said?
ARANEA: A door?
FEFERI: Um well it sure did SOUND like t)(at, but t)(at doesn’t make any sense! Does it?
ARANEA: What else did they have to say a8out this door?
FEFERI: Glub! Not)(ing I can make out yet, sorry!
FEFERI: Just... T)(-E DOOR.
Well. HUHM. I dunno, they’re building this up quite a bunch, so I doubt it’s just gonna pop up and they’re gonna walk through it.
OOH! MAybe they can like, seal the black hole in the house
Or something
I don’t know
FEFERI: I can keep listening if it’s important.
ARANEA: Yes, please do. It is vitally important.
ARANEA: That door is likely our 8est 8et at circumventing our current plight!
MEENAH: wait
MEENAH: a door
MEENAH: they couldnt b talkin about the door that showed up on the weaprawn i mean weapon
I mean that seemed obvious to me
MEENAH: right?
ARANEA: Actually, I 8elieve that is exactly what they are talking a8out.
MEENAH: how the fuck would a DOOR save our asses exactly
ARANEA: It’s not a8out the door. It’s a8out what’s 8EHIND the door.
ARANEA: If I am right a8out the nature of the juju, then that door could very well lead to another realm entirely, one completely 8eyond the reach of the ever-expanding Pocket.
ARANEA: It is the key to everything--the only logical next step to t8ke!
ARANEA: Everything is slotting into pl8ce!
Oh boy. Well this should be interesting. I don’t exactly know how that’s gonna stop the pocket but hey we’ll see.
MEENAH: uh...
MEENAH: youre losin me serks
ARANEA: THINK, Meenah. The story isn’t over yet!
ARANEA: The Lost Cheru8 has done her part. We have done ours in activ8ing the weapon.
ARANEA: 8ut what of the warriors? The challengers Lord English trapped inside his juju? Where do they come in?
MEENAH: uh??
ARANEA: They are through that door! Them and the higher plane they have 8een trapped within for eons!
ARANEA: The warriors could 8e w8ing for us to find and free them so they might do their work in repairing the damage the Lost Cheru8 has done.
ARANEA: After residing in what could well 8e a macrocosm of infin8 power, surely they have the means to accomplish anything!
ARANEA: What could WE accomplish 8y going there ourselves?
MEENAH: uhh???
ARANEA: If nothing else, the juju is the only way we can escape the destruction of reality itself!
ARANEA: It is the only path to take that leads somewhere ELSE!
MEENAH: arane--
It’s probably true. Probably. I dunno. I mean, I’m really curious to just see what’s behind this door already.
oh fuck
What did le do
MEENAH: what the anglin fuck?!
ARANEA: It’s already 8egun.
ARANEA: Lord English is as aware as I am of the juju’s potential. 8ut it seems his 8est course of action is to aimlessly attack it. Perhaps a 8yproduct of how unsta8le he has 8ecome.
Daddy Caliborn just needs to take a moment to chill. Enjoy a lil ice cream break maybe.
ARANEA: Instead of fleeing The Pocket, he will stu88ornly try to evade his f8 even while facing certain destruction. And 8arring that, he will do whatever it takes to take doom us all with him.
ARANEA: He will not rest until the juju is destroyed. May8e he could even 8e attempting to enter it himself! Either way, we CANNOT allow him to take away our last hope!
So what’s the game plan? How do they plan on getting through there with Lord English goin all fuckin berzerk on this poor house.
MEENAH: ...
MEENAH: yeah
MEENAH: sure
Have some faith, Meenah.
O h thats a face.
ARANEA: “Sure”?
ARANEA: You sound anything 8ut.
ARANEA: Don’t you agree with me?
Call me crazy but I don’t think she does.
MEENAH: i mean yeah i guess
MEENAH: all this stuff youve been spouting sounds legit
MEENAH: maybe
ARANEA: May8e.
ARANEA: So, you don’t trust me. Is that it?
MEENAH: i dunno!
MEENAH: i wanna believe you
MEENAH: but somefin just smells fishy
MEENAH: mostly cause youre gettin kinda
MEENAH: weird
To be fair, she’s always acting weird. I think the most worrying part about her behavior is how excited she is to pull this plan off.
I don’t really think she’s gonna try to pull off another suicide plan. Worst case scenario, she tries to steal the glory from Vriska.
ARANEA: Weird?
ARANEA: Reality is on the verge of collapse, 8ut I’M 8eing WEIRD?
ARANEA: Don’t you realize what’s at st8ke?!
MEENAH: Y-EA)( i do
MEENAH: im just thinkin maybe we otter clear our heads before we bellyflop into anyfin ok geez
MEENAH: wait for angelfish over there to synergize with the horrorglubbers or whatever
ARANEA: Do you think we have time for that? At any moment, we could 8e erased forever!
ARANEA: Don’t you CARE a8out DYING, Meenah?!
MEENAH: i...
Nope. She doesn’t. She’s made this clear in the past (Look who’s been doing their Homestuck rereading. It’s me.)
ARANEA: You used to be so dedic8d to staying alive that you were willing to 8low us all up as a last resort!
ARANEA: I know that we are all technically living on 8orrowed time. I am AWARE that every moment we’ve spent with our consciousnesses intact was a gift none of us really deserved.
ARANEA: 8ut I’m not DONE YET!!
ARANEA: I want to continue to exist! Don’t you?!
ARANEA: I’ve 8een here for so long, trying to make the 8est of our situation, reaching new heights in skill and understanding, and yet I still...!
MEENAH: 38(
Sorry Aranea, but I’m pretty sure Meenah has stopped giving a shit a while ago. Spending a zillion years alive/dead in the dream bubbles would do that to you.
ARANEA: Don’t you want to MATTER, Meenah? Don’t you want all of this to have meant something?!
ARANEA: The fact that we were here, that we existed! If everything that ever was and ever will 8e is just going to disappear, then none of it will have ever meant ANYTHING!
ARANEA: So please, just trust me!
ARANEA: What scheme could I possi8ly have up my sleeve that would 8e worse than the alternative? What more could any of us have to lose?!
ARANEA: All you have to do is listen
Yeah- Aranea you’re desperate ramblings aren’t helping to make you seem more trustworthy. You kinda need to CHILL a bit.
Oh my god. Sad mopey Meenah might be one of the best things I’ve ever seen? I wanna feel bAD because I SHOULD feel bad but it’s just too fuNny to look at for some reason.
MEENAH: ... fine
MEENAH: whats ur big plan
And she gives in. All sad about it too. Good job Aranea, you made someone who don’t give a shit about nothing sad. S m h.
Goddammit Aranea she finally gives you the chance to explain your plan and you instantly go back to appearing more dramatic than you’ve earned the right to be.
ARANEA: We need to find a way past Lord English. While it might 8e within our a8ilities to defeat him as he is now, it feels to me like too much of a gam8le when so much rides on our success. We can simply lure him away with a proper distraction and deal with him l8er.
Well he’s not known for his brains so that should be easier than it sounds.
ARANEA: Really, the most sensi8le course of action is for me to call 8ack the remainder of the army.
ARANEA: Perhaps it would even 8e 8est if I took control of the entire oper8tion? Surely you agree we don’t have time for any more petty squa88les. So long as I have control of the majority of our attack force, it would simply 8e more efficient for me to 8e calling the shots. Time is of the essence, after all.
Fuck yoooouuuu. But
Yeah.
It probably would be smart if
You did that.
Ahem.
WElp thats the end of this fucking liveblog what a goddamn miracle its finALLY RELEASED NOW PRAISE ME LIKE THE MESSIAH WHOSE RETURN HAD BEEN FORETOLD IN LEGENDS DATING BACK TO BEFORE MAN
bye
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