I had the weirdest dream last night that I was married to Bruce Wayne and I was batmom basically. Anyways so we’re all out on patrol and we run into these wizards and they put a spell on Bruce and I that kinda turned us into our younger selves. Not like babies or anything but us before we adopted Dick 🤯😐 it was fucking crazy bro we didn’t know the kids and Bruce turned into like the battinson version and it was actually low key kinda sad cause the kids were like 😦😦 “they have no idea who we are” yeah… it was weird

Last night I dreamed about a post-apocalyptic Pokemon world. There were very few humans left, and pokemon had taken over and even learned to speak. A girl was traveling with her pichu and trying not to get caught (the pokemon seemed to be against humans for some reason). So she convinced a dumb/greedy wingull to take her in/allow her to work for them with an offering of fresh fish.

New genre of nightmare: you make plans but your friends all flake out. You're already at the bar. Across the room you see your high school friends together having fun. You go and say hi but they ignore you, talking over you about how weird and worthless that one person they knew was and how much better their lives are without having to put up with them. They never mention it by name but you know they're talking about you.

Swear any time I dream about an aquarium it’s always the weirdest fever dream giant fish crazy tanks and futuristic technology shit

Last night I dreamed I was at an aquarium with some friends and we found a room with a table that had a tank in the middle of it and you could see the small baby shark in it and there was a stingray outside the tank, next thing we know there’s some giant sand Tiger shark swimming above the table and it scares and confuses the shit out of us cause it appears our no where and I try to touch it and It’s a fucking hologram, and then we realize There’s a bunch of underwater animals swimming around us and they are all holograms, other parts of the dream had weird fish a giant shark tank in the dark and we kept jumping at the sharks in the tank when we spotted them with flash lights, a color changing octopus, halls that made me feel dizzy, a giant moray eel swimming in a big tube from one tank to the other

Wtf is that-

Last night I dreamed I met with these gods and they prepared a human tea party. One just had a cup of hot water and another was drinking out of a carton of Starbucks Chai tea latte concentrate. I was like :I 

Is it normal that I had 3 different dreams that have absolutely no connection in just one night with no sleep interruption?

I had a dream that MJF tried to kill me with a crossbow. He killed 5 other people while trying to get me. He also set a trap for me for my car to fill up with wet cement but I had two other people take my car and I watched them drown in it and I swore vengeance against MJF. This fued between us started when I threw a milkshake at his car and he was in it with the window down. Anyway how tall doing?

i had a dream that I woke up today in a foreign city and had to make it back home in time for an 8:30 race… and my ass really thought I could drive around town all morning, try to find the airport at 8:15, and still make it 💀

i had a fucking dream where my mom asked for my tumblr handle and for some reason i couldn't just have said no and i was panicking because i had the nastiest, dirtiest x reader porn reblogged

I had a dream that drawtectives s3 was out (for the second time) and woke up mad and then went back to sleep

and then I had another dream where I was hanging out with a rosé cosplayer and complaining about how my subconscious tricked me into thinking s3 was out and then the rosé cosplayer took my hand and said “I’m so sorry. Don’t worry, everything will be okay.”

so of course I drew this

// I had a dream someone tried to break in through the washer/dryer pipes. I wasn't there for the event, my mom just told me that they found a "professional creep" halfway in the pipe. She was chill about it. Girl wtf

i had the most bizarre dream last night.

I dreamt I got turned into goku (child goku specifically from the original dragon ball) but I was still me just goku shaped so obviously I had a lot going on and didn’t check tumblr for a while. When I checked back the whole thing was drama about someone I never heard of doing various horrible things (cheated on his wife, abused children, killed several people) and I was just befuddled and thought Well At Least I Never Interacted With This Person. But then I found out people were saying that was my secret side blog based on nothing. As in they just said it and everyone believed it without even the slightest explanation as to why they thought that. So there were a bunch of meme edits that just said “I hope owlvid dies and goes to hell today :)” and I just kept replying to people that it wasn’t me and I wasn’t sure why they think it’s me. Eventually I was literally doxxed and some people kidnapped and tortured me and used various lie detection tests from truth serum to a polygraph to try to prove it was me but it didn’t work since it wasn’t me. They were frustrated and still didn’t believe me but let me go since they couldn’t prove it was me so I left and by this point there were literally “kill owlvid” signs because I guess I was believed to be a terrorist at this point and I was going to post a selfie next to one of the signs to post on tumblr as a funny gag for the people who still followed me but then I remembered I looked like goku and didn’t want my haters to start accusing me of not being black because I was just regular (though now adult for some reason ??) goku.

Then I woke up.

IDK man... It was strange...

ngl, didn't play EA but I'm poking around datamined dialogue from an EA version- I find it very inchresting, that seemingly, they definitely turned down the dream guardian's like horniness and romantic interest. Like it seems to be implied that at one point the dream guardian like- tries to kiss you during the first encounter, like lots of notes about cheek caress, thigh touching, and leaving you with a smooch souvenir. And then in the morning you get a pretty good idea of who everyone saw (Karlach didn't have a file for it that I saw and Shadowheart's was vague, beyond- "someone she is attracted to") and Gale is funnily enough seems (from my searching) to be the only one who admits that... yeah, he smooched them...

And like, totally get why they turned that down for final release, but god if that was still the case- I would have lowkey tried not to laugh my ass off when who the dream guardian is was revealed and ask Gale how he liked the taste of squid mouth, was it worth it, bud?

I need friends who are willing to hear me talk about my dreams and the small insignificant things that happen to me throughout the day.

Yo I had this really bizarre dream last night that season 6 came out and they decided to make it live action for some reason and there was a whole plot line that took place in a Walmart.