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cozymoko · 1 year

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Welcome back I was wonder if you could do a platonic yandere mukami's/sakamaki x like 13 y/o human sib that's yuis sibling and they're just like this is mine now

STEALING YUI'S SIBLING — PLATONIC YANDERE SAKAMAKIS

Note: Thank you.

Pairing: Platonic! Sakamaki brothers (separate) x gn! reader

Format: Headcanons

WARNING(S): Yandere themes, unhealthy, not proofread

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SHU SAKAMAKI

Shu could not remember when he had grown so fond of you. A mortal sibling of hers, nonetheless. Shu his ponder his tenderness toward you, as there was nothing truly riveting about you on the surface. In his mind, you were a child and nothing more. An annoying, human child who can't help but stick close to its twice as annoying sister. But somehow your childishness weaseled its way into his cold heart.

He found his actions quite humorous, much like right now. Long, slender fingers glided along the pianos' smooth keys in fluid motions as though it was second nature. You rocked back and forth to the music, silently cheering for the vampire. A cold hand was placed on your head after the last keys were brushed, and instinctively you look to the culprit. Shu snorted, gazing back into your round eyes. It's decided, he will watch over your forever.

“Another one? Haah, just how needy can you be? Sit back down, I didn't say I wouldn't do it. Now, listen closely and try to keep up.”

REIJI SAKAMAKI

As a companion of the sacrificial bride, Reiji believes it's only fair that he treats you with the same respect he gives your sister. Which may or not be good or bad, it's a mere matter of opinion. Reji makes sure you are well-fed and up to date on all your homework and other responsibilities as asked of him. He initially had no desire to do anything more. But when proposed such innocent curiosity about his "work" how could he deny you?

Reiji often tasks you with lengthy assignments to ensure you don’t grow too close to others in the manor. It’s truly a shame that you happen to be the sibling of Yui, he’d much rather take her place if the opportunity presented itself. To say he’s a little envious of how reliant you are on the mortal woman is an understatement. Seething with envy would be a better description. Just put all your trust in him and perhaps he'll become more lenient with you!

“Have you completed all your duties for today? Not yet...I see. Do not deter from your responsibilities like that frivolous sister of yours, you have far more potential than you think."

AYATO SAKAMAKI

Unlike the others, Ayato is very easy to please. A few shots to his ego will do just the trick. Even as a juvenile, the vampire was very weak to praise; but when it comes from a kid it makes him swell with pride because ultimately, kids don't lie. Don't be surprised if he looks to you for validation at times, not even you are safe from his evolving ego.

When was the last time you hung out with Yui? Geez, you could not recall. Most of your days were spent with Ayato, busying yourself with whatever caught your attention. However, everything had its ups and downs. Every time you didn't acknowledge him, he'd throw a fit, demanding to know who could possibly replace him. Or even pestering you about the time you spent with his brothers instead of him. But who were you to complain? Free Takoyaki for you.

“The hell’re you talkin’ about him for? You’re in the presence of ‘yours truly’ so start actin’ like it. Tch, I’m better than all of them anyways!”

KANATO SAKAMAKI

Loud, whiny humans do not interest him in the slightest; and that's exactly what kids are. But you were different. You were somewhat whiny, like more young teena, but not to an overwhelming extent. With your age you had the potential to be the perfect doll, and Kanato wasn't going to let such a perfect opportunity slip through his fingers.

You glared daggers at the back of Kanato's head in hopes of evoking a reaction. Your body was tightly constrained by these horrid fabrics many called clothes. Kanato, of course, paid you no mind, ruffling through the array of clothing he had designed just for you. You scowled at his blatant ignorance, tempted to strip the intricate fabrics that hindered you, but you refrained from doing so. After all, Kanato wasn't being too insufferable at the moment.

“Don’t move or you’ll rip it! You wouldn't want all my hard work to go to waste, would you? Fufu, good, now stand still and wait for me to finish.”

LAITO SAKAMAKI

Since the beginning, Laito had always been kind to you, though it wasn't always genuine. He only had an interest in your sister thus a middle schooler had hardly captured his attention. But you were different, somehow. Before he knew it, Laito was listening to you ramble about your day. Even sharing some meaningless advice, that you could've honestly gone without, solely to get a reaction out of you.

The sun had just barely met the horizon, signaling morning was upon you. Your cheek was pressed flat against the vampire's lean back, dazed and hardly awake. His hands were gently hooked under your legs as he busied himself with a heedless tune. Your snores brought him comfort, though they were loud. He should honestly thank you for your existence because for once, Laito finally felt like an older brother.

“My, what a heavy sleeper. Dragging me all the way out here just to be carried home. How cute~! I hope you don't rely on the others like this.”

SUBARU SAKAMAKI

It's likely that you somehow took interest in this ill-tempered vampire so you decided to tag along with him. Subaru was charged as your guardian and he was anything but pleased. Nonetheless, he did his job, from picking you up from school to treating you to your favorite cafes. Even growing rather protective along the way. At this point, he's more of your brother than Yui is your sister! One could even say he's arguably calmer than before you arrived.

You stood outside the school doors, waiting patiently for someone, anyone's arrival. The weather was especially chilly that day, nipping at the tips of your fingers. As if someone read your mind, a familiar man with ashen-colored hair was coming your way. His arms snaked protectively around your shoulders as he lightly tugged you to his chest. His heart was pounding at an alarming rate as he quietly sighed in relief. And despite the coolness of his touch, you were warm. Happy and oh so very warm.

“Oi, where's the kid? Ha, what do you mean 'at school' who dropped 'em off? That's my job damnit—! Tch, forget it; dont even think about pickin' 'em up either, I'll do it. ”

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dinosaurnity · 4 days

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ID RHIS STUPID THING DIESNT UPLOAD AGAIN ILL SCREAM

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feetmuncher37 · 3 months

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Im not a big ship person necessarily but ive been seeing a lot of simon x minerva on my feed and if that becomes canon in fionna and cake season 2 i might just hang myself

#i hate tumblr #petrigrof #adventure time fionna and cake #simon petricock #simon petrikov

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oldandwiseee · 28 days

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Need Tumblr Assistant

Job description :

Block Tumblr bots

Block blank blogs

Block underage blogs

Block weird blogs

#i hate tumblr

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lucawrites11 · 14 days

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leah and alessia (part five): the arsenal kit in photos

#none of these would crop well #i hate tumblr #leah williamson #alessia russo #arsenal wfc #the lionesses #the leah alessia pic collection

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tomdarsh · 23 days

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silly lil doodle from a while ago that I still like

#south park #i hate tumblr #kyle broflovski #stan marsh #style #stan x kyle #artists on tumblr #fanart

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throwaway9-11-2001 · 19 days

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i hate tumblr

it's like the extremely deformed and gay little brother of reddit, and reddit is already deformed and gay asf.

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pinkpinkstarlet · 3 months

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me looking at some of the shit tumblr idiots say

#i hate tumblr #i fucking hate tumblr #did u guys donate ur brain cells or something idk

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raging-guanche · 9 months

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imagine having moral ocd and having half of tumblr ranting about people who enjoy problematic media being literal fascists and the other half ranting about people enjoying media critically being "fucking puritans/supporting purity culture" and "pretentious/comdescendent"

#moral ocd #mocd #ocd #ocd pure #actually ocd #obssesive #obssesive compulsive #actually mentally ill #i hate tumblr #postal ruined my life istg

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perfectlysunny02 · 9 hours

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You only think Shannon’s a bad mom because you have Mommy issues.

God, I hate this fucking app. I hate this app. This app can burn, I don’t even know why I’m on it anymore.

This is just like that time I got told to leave the LITG fandom because I didn’t like a character or I got told my mom died because I was a whore.

And now I’m here, being called racist because I ship BuckTommy, and being told I don’t like a canonically bad fucking person/mother because I have mommy issues.

I hate this app. Yall are fucking chronically online and for some reason I have to pay for it. I’m so sick of it. Shut the actual fuck up with yall asinine stupid fucking takes and leave me alone. Go touch grass, get therapy, SOMETHING. just leave me out of it.

#shannon diaz #bucktommy #sunny’s asks #litg #i hate tumblr #like genuinely this app can DIE

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3scapethevoid · 8 months

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My last post for a while ig because I'm losing motivation

Plutoquotian

[Plain text: Plutoquotian]

What is it? A gender identity in which one's gender is entirely and solely related to the quote “I'm a girl in the way Pluto is a planet. It's not.”, could also be related to phantom femininity, the planet Pluto, and the colors purple and blue.

Who can use it? Anyone

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