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lucawrites11 · 1 day
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I love Leah being grumpy over her name. Whenever I read Emilia, my head sings it to the tune of Oh Cecila.
Emilia, you're saving our hearts,
You're shaking their defence daily,
Oh, Emilia, we're up on our feet,
Loving you more than you kno-ow!
listen here
i actually love this - this is such a great chant for her as well
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lucawrites11 · 1 day
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Poor Alessia, she can't leave them alone for five minutes without something happening
Emy always shuffles into the room where they're filming and tries to clamber onto the couch with them, she doesn't quite understand that her mums don't want her face being seen and there's outtakes upon outtakes of Leah trying to bribe Emy to leave the room
Emy wins. She hides her face or something purely so she can stay with them
often there's so smart cropping because emy is snuggled up against tooney or lessi. other times leah puts her in a dino costume/onesie or something that completely covers her face with only little eye holes so people can't see what she looks like but mostly they just crop it or release video clips with emy in and the rest is in a podcast format. emy doesn't really understand the difference between cameras like she allowed in a camera when her mums and their friends are holding it but not any other time. she doesn't quite get it until she's older and that's why they hide her face because she can't grasp the impact of it being shown
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lucawrites11 · 1 day
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After the announcement of Tooney and Lessi having a podcast coming out, imagine little Emy interrupting and just rambling to Lessi and her auntie Tooney 😭😭
her face is kept hidden but alessia will hand her the microphone... there is a ten minute segment in one podcast episode of ella just trying to coax emy to say tooney and she just keeps repeating mama mama mama mama almost as if to taunt ella
after the spurs incident, alessia leaves the room for five minutes and there's outtakes of ella finding emy and getting her to say it again with leah cheering in the background. alessia finds it too awkward to watch herself so she only finds out when asked about it in a press conference and sighs and says it's like she has three children not one sometimes
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lucawrites11 · 1 day
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we're back at it because barça stressing me out man so...
my optimal barça line-up and game plan (v ch*lsea)
warning: controversial BUT i justify all my choices
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yeah i forgot to change keira's number and made a typo in paralluelo sorry
My Game Plan:
Okay, first of all, if Graham Hansen is not fully healed. I want and need this instead and because I cannot have a conversation with medical staff, I will be justifying both of these line-ups.
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The Wings:
Left: Ona Batlle and Salma Paralleulo
I think one of Jona's big mistakes last weekend was not having these two on the same wing. It has been deadly all season down that left-hand side for both Spain and Barcelona. It is better on the left but I also will take it on the right-hand side, especially, if Graham Hansen is injured and Rolfö is playing in place of Bronze.
The combo of both their speed is almost impossible any defender to handle and if you think about the Ch*lsea back four that H*yes is likely to put it, their speed combination will be difficult for Charles or Carter to handle as their speed historically has not been able to match the speed of Paralleulo and Batlle. Ultimately, Barcelona's best chances on the weekend came from fast counter attacks and speed getting into the box and, from the past, we know that is something that Paralluelo and Batlle can reliably combine to do either down the left or the right (down the right if Rolfö and Pina are playing)
Right: Lucy Bronze and Caroline Graham Hansen (if fit) / Fridolina Rolfö and Claudia Pina
Honestly, the primary motivation for picking Bronze and Graham Hansen as the preferred starting players is because I would prefer to see Batlle and Paralleulo on the left, however, I am pretty flexible on this wing and would like the fittest players to play and it's obvious that Graham Hansen has been dealing with some sort of injury. If Bronze and Graham Hansen start, I want to see them subbed off for Rolfö and Pina and vice versa.
Ultimately, Rolfö and Graham Hansen did not link up well on the wing last weekend and due to injuries they haven't had much time to gel. The better partnerships and pairings in my opinion are Rolfö and Pina and Bronze and Graham Hansen. Bronze was one of the best players as a sub on the weekend and has a lot of experience in these situations and against Chelsea, I think it would be good to use her.
The Defence:
Goalkeeper: Cata Coll
The obvious choice, clearly, the stronger Barcelona goalkeeper at the moment. Confident with her ball at her feet and a good ball-playing keeper with the ability to come out of her goal and act as an eleventh outfield player to overload a Ch*lsea midfield and progress play down the pitch.
Centrebacks: Irene Parades and Ingrid Engen
Taking Ingrid Engen off the pitch at the weekend was a crime, she was the best player and I think if she plays like that again, the only way she is coming off the pitch is surrounded by a medical team. I am serious, she is so fucking good and underrated. Her and Parades are also the strongest centreback pairing that Barcelona has put out all season, there is no doubt in my mind about this and judging my who Jona is resting and playing, there is no doubt in his mind either.
The Midfield/Forwards:
Defensive Midfielder: Keira Walsh
Solid for club and for country in every match. Most underrated player on the pitch and one of, if not, the best defensive midfielder in the world in terms of her ball recovery and blocking the passes. It was clear that Ch*lsea's tactic was too partially mark her out of the game and she needs to be brought into the game more likely by Engen overloading the midfield as an extra player with some forward movement out of the backline.
Central: Alexia Putellas, Aitana Bonmatí and Mariona Caldentey
Alexia and Bonmatí were two of the best players on the pitch on the weekend. They have so much combined experience and talent and are a deadly midfield pairing in the centre of the park. Alexia should've started on the weekend, she changed the game when she came on but there is only so much one player can do. Both she and Aitana have a bad match and come back better and fighting. They live and breathe Blaugrana and seemingly contrary to popular belief play really well together. Their combined fluidity allows each other to have a lot of freedom in the midfield.
Mariona is the strongest choice in that central position. She is best placed as a nine or false nine other than the wing that Jona had her play on the weekend. That position can also be fluid with her ability to drop into the midfield and Alexia's talent or playing that false nine position. She is better at being in the box and finishing chances than anyone else on the team and has a talent for creating space.
I would like to see Patri, Brugts and Vicky come on into the forward/midfield line as subsitutes but given the match could be 90 or 120 minutes, I don't want to apply exact timing as to when those substitutes should be made as that would depend on how the game is going and how it needs to managed.
Due to the fact, I will be in the stadium (in the home end (undercover and still firmly hating Ch*lsea)), I will not provide updates about the subs I think should be made. Only the friends who will likely regret going with me will hear my wonderful commentary and yapping on a level that has the ability to compete with Mapi Leon. But I am taking my camera so you will be all be blessed with some pics (if they are any good).
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lucawrites11 · 2 days
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does emy have a chant??? 👀
(i am the best at chant creation at all but...)
when she makes her debut, it's a bit of a surprise so the fans go for the classic "she's one of our own" because she really is... leah just has one problem with the chant
SHE'S ONE OF OUR OWN, SHE'S ONE OF OUR OWN, EMY RUSSO, SHE'S ONE OF OUR OWN
there weren't enough syllables to get russo-williamson and make it sound good. leah is a little grumpy until someone reminds her that it's her chant they are repurposing (she doesn't remember it's a very common footie chant till a lot later she's too distracted by emy's debut) they also do the classic (and kim's chant)
emy emy emy OI OI OI emy OI emy OI emy emy emy OI OI OI
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lucawrites11 · 2 days
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me: i am going to be so productive in this train ride, i am going to finish an evie bronze chapter, write an essay
the person sitting next to me: wanna play mario kart??
she was a video games developer, i didn't win a single round but i tried and had a lot of fun for three hours
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lucawrites11 · 4 days
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when will emilia’s third month drop? i’m so excited, your writing make my days 🥹
i have a load of essays due.... i haven't even started writing it yet, probably not for another couple of weeks sorry (but missing pieces might update soon)
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lucawrites11 · 4 days
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Leah’s tattoos, a detailed list!
1. A swallow, on her left side (matching with her nan). [2015]
2. Michelangelo's Creation of Adam hands, on her right side. [september-october 2021]
3. A 3 Musketeers sword, on her lower right side (matching with her mum and brother). [late 2021]
4. ‘LOVER’, on the inside of her right arm. [13 june 2022]
5. 2 stars, around her hipbone area (matching with Keira). [28/29 june 2022]
6. ‘HOME’, on her left hip near the stars (for the Euros win, matching with some of the Lionesses like Beth). [16/17 august 2022]
7. A snake in an ‘S’ shape, on her left side above the ‘HOME’ tattoo but beneath the swallow (for her brother, whose nickname is Snake) [15/16 december 2022]
8. ‘Tsq’, on the inner side of her left wrist (hand-drawn by her nan, for her grandad who had a song called ‘Trafalgar Square’) [5/6 december 2023]
wow... this is insanely impressive, everyone please give this anon and round of applause and, to the other anon, hope this is helpful :))
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lucawrites11 · 4 days
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Can whoever made the list of Leah's tattoos also tell us the estimated times when she got them? I think if something fits, I'd like to use it in a fic thx
@thsnm99 and all the anons that came into my inbox with info cam someone please help this anon out :))
i know that she got the HOME tattoo after the euros, the tsq on her wrist in december 2023 and i think the little stars were june 2022 but i can't be sure
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lucawrites11 · 4 days
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Lotte calling Emirates stadium 'the Emi' in her most recent insta.
After all the Arsenal baby clothes and toys, how long is it till Leah oh-so-casually mentions that Emy could be short for Emirates - mostly because she know the suggestion will make Alessia SO annoyed.
i feel like leah doesn't make the link until lotte casually calls the emirates the 'emi' one day on the coach and alessia just turns and glares leah, asking her if this was her plan and leah has her hands in the air arguing that she didn't even think of it (but this would be a perfect excuse to find a baby safe model of the emirates for emy's room because obviously the lego wouldn't be appropriate for babies)
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lucawrites11 · 5 days
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when leah annoys katie she hands emy a loud instrument: kazoo, harmonica, recorder etc. all make up the options
(matty's favourite instrument is the drums because of a gag gift by katie)
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lucawrites11 · 5 days
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not to flex but i have two big tescos in walking distance of my new place - one is like big and the other is three floors
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lucawrites11 · 5 days
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back to writing fanfic in lectures - while sitting awkwardly because when i put my laptop on the desk, it injures my wrists so i am leaning against a wall lmao
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lucawrites11 · 6 days
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Yeah she’s got 8.
1. A swallow, on her left side (matching with her nan).
2. Michelangelo's Creation of Adam hands, on her right side.
3. A 3 Musketeers sword, on her lower right side (matching with her mum and brother).
4. ‘LOVER’, on the inside of her right arm.
5. 2 stars, around her hipbone area (matching with Keira).
6. ‘HOME’, on her left hip near the stars (for the Euros win, matching with some of the Lionesses like Beth).
7. A snake in an ‘S’ shape, on her left side above the ‘HOME’ tattoo but beneath the swallow (for her brother, whose nickname is Snake)
8. ‘Tsq’, on the inner side of her left wrist (hand-drawn by her nan, for her grandad who had a song called ‘Trafalgar Square’)
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these are all really cute tattoos, i LOVE how much all the anons now and i'm sitting here and i think i now know everything there is to know about leah's tattoos
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lucawrites11 · 6 days
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Ha unfortunately nothing that cool. Although I do know Jodie, and in my mind use her for the six degrees of separation to Leah (I know Jodie, Jodie worked with Olivia Coleman on Broadchurch, Olivia Coleman was on Graham Norton with Leah 🙈)
It's just in reference to 99p tesco ham sandwich no mayo 🤓
valid that makes sense... 99p ham sandwich i miss you
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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lucawrites11 · 6 days
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Clearer video of the star tattoos
https://x.com/awfcdreamer/status/1542262340183216129?s=46&t=3tiEnrMVoD_GMK9XEHRYgg
i've got all the angles of this now lmao... the anons seem to know SO much about her tattoos that i just don't - thank you for all the info :))
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lucawrites11 · 6 days
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i still remember when this dropped…
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i can only imagine what it did to the internet lmao
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