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shrimpchipsss · 3 months

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cumplane complain cumplane

#reposting new art w old art bc i feel REALLY satisfied with how these look next to each other #'femcel cumplane' -picnic n pio #so true #theyre still the same dick joke username guys it doesnt matter that theyre women now #airplane has been wearing the same miku tshirt for several days it is noticeably smelly #cucumber also has gross nerdy tshirts but then tries to appear as a normie in public #cumplane #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #genderbend #rule 63 #airplane shooting towards the sky #peerless cucumber #peerless melons #i hate these guys #i love these guys

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fevekko · 9 months

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throwing up and dying

#chaeya #art #fevekko #i hate these guys #i would also die for them #i am a chaeya artist i can't get enough of these guys #genshin impact #kaeya #childe #this was a doodle page

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sporkberries · 9 months

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FOXHOUND era toxic old man yaoi

#I hate these guys #anyways I can’t finish anything so shitpost time #metal gear solid #scribbles #big boss #kazuhira miller #bbkaz #mgs #spork art

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bugprinz · 10 months

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the winner is time btw

#i hate these guys #lets kill them #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #kazumaji #yeah its kzmj its been 28 years since i did anything for them #i messed with the timing for things for actual hours and i still think somethings off #ryu ga gotoku #rgg #yakuza #edit #this took like 10 attempts to upload SOB

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whilesleepy · 2 months

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“we’re not friends anymore”

JESUS CHRIST WILSON BLOODY HELL

was his aim to try and kill my heart cause he succeeded

#house md #james wilson #gregory house #i hate these guys #they keep breaking my heart #and now he’s friendly with a private investigator

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kennnnnn3 · 3 months

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hello

non-sexual nudity!!!!!!! 😯

drew these guys real quick

#nobody understands drawing a trans dude shirtless pre-top surg like i do #it speaks to me #also ive never painted water a day in my entire life #i do not believe in a cleanshaven face you may not have access to testosterone but we will figure it out #jovier #jovier rdr2 #trans john marston #john marston rdr2 #javier escuella rdr2 #i hate these guys #their beef was crazy #rdr2 #thought this was a beautiful butch woman but it was just that twink from red dead redemption

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roobjoshi · 1 month

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what is wrong with these guys :////////

AUGHH 💥

#parappa the rapper #parappa #cheap cheap chicken #sunny funny #instructor mooselini #rythem Game #I HATE THESE GUYS #tw f slur #f slur #roob doodles

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flowerkgk · 16 days

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hi i don't know what to draw take this stupid shit post

#ensemble stars #enstars #kohaku oukawa #tsukasa suou #idk what else to tag #i hate these guys #stupid cousins #make me want to move back to Washington #so i can throw my cousin #or maybe even get thrown #idk give me asks #idk what to draw #AAAAAAAAA

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aacaris · 4 months

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Bomb duo what happened to you

#mentally insane #actually mentally ill #why am i like this #fnafverse #i want my life back #this duo #character dynamics #i hate these guys #i want them back

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so-called-clown · 5 months

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DNDADS s2 EP. 46 SPOILERS!!!

Guys its fine!!! Everything is fine!!! They went to Henry and he used True Resurection on Hermie!!! And his soul was fine because hes silly like that!!! And then they kissed!!!!

In all seriousness i am devastated

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #hermie unworthy #normal oak swallows garcia #oakworthy #hermie the unworthy #i hate these guys #anthony burch im going to kill you

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voltrixz · 1 month

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Gnawing and clawing at the bars of my enclosure wildly (<guy thinking about electro and shocker )

#👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍#AGHRHRH AGRHRHHR AGRHRHRHH AGRHRHRH AGRHRHRH #voltrix rambles #I HATE THESE GUYS

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sseniita · 1 day

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hi I really like the dumb blonde story! Will you write more of it? If not that's okay!

hsjdh

(also can you tag me if you do so I can see it?)

@wacko-weirdo sorry it took like a million years,,,, i had no idea what to write LOL , this one is for u my liege

i pledge allegiance to dumb blondes (2!)

part 1!

The villain didn’t know why he thought this would be easy. The hero was loud and attracted a lot of attention, not only to themself but to the villain as well. They would insist on keeping the other soldiers occupied with card games and nightcaps that kept them dizzy till morning which resulted in ten extra laps around the base during morning drills.

They complained about broken nails, needed 15 minutes to do their hair, insisted on a private bathroom and argued with authoritative figures, but worst of all, they seemed to take a liking to the villain. They had gotten comfortable far too quickly. Though they never had the pleasure of fighting each other on the field, the sparring practice late at night behind the cafeteria proved the villain was missing out. The hero wasn’t good to any extent- but they were fun.

To say the villain liked them was an overstatement. Perhaps saying the hero liked the villain was too. The villain could barely stomach when they showed up to breakfast practically shirtless, when they laughed at half-assed jokes, and returned lazy and suggestive compliments. But the villain liked them on the ground. Panting, bloody, covered in bruises and dirt. He liked it when they bounced back in a pathetic attempt to bring the villain down. He liked the way they’d try stalling by flirting, it was different when they did it with the villain as compared to the soldiers- it was malicious with intent.

“That was terrible.” The hero was on the ground, staining the cuff of their sleeve by cleaning the blood off their face. “Get up,” he demanded.

The villain grabbed them by the collar of their jumpsuit. The hero only chuckled.

“Ok. Ok. I’m up.” They rasped.

“It’s been a month. You haven’t gotten any better. You’re wasting my time, hero.” The hero grabbed the villain’s wrist that was still gripping tightly to their collar.

“Maybe I don’t wanna get better. Maybe I like the way you hit me.”

Despite himself, the villain was amused. The hero was anything but heroic. They'd make a terrible captain.

“You’re insane. I can’t wait to kill you.” The hero smiled at that- like it was the first real compliment they received since they arrived at the base. They got their footing and the villain let go. The hero feigned disappointment.

“There goes my plan to continue your rehabilitation,” they sighed "why continue training me then?"

“It’s more so for myself. It’d be boring if you died so quickly.” he turned to his jacket he’d disregarded when the fight was getting stuffy. "Besides, it's not like you're learning much of anything."

“I should kill you.”

The villain clicked their tongue. “Now, now. Heroes don’t kill, sweetheart.” Before he could reach for his jacket, a force threw him down. The villain had almost forgotten the feeling of panic-fueled adrenaline, like a shock through his body.

In less than the second the villain took to realize what was going on, the hero was straddling his hips and sending two punches (one for good measure) right to his jaw. The villain spit out blood and stopped struggling against their tight hold.

The fact that the hero of all people had managed to overpower the villain was a cold realization that sent shivers up the his spine; (that could have also been thanks to the hero's muscular thighs around them- but who's to say) they were getting sloppy. The villain was at ease where he should definitely not have been.

Having the hero as his pawn in the game was as sobering of a thought as having the hero being the only pawn in the game, his plan, his magnum opus.

The hero could very easily destroy the villain's plan and make him start from zero, but if he played his cards right- they were also the key to his victory. Ironically, it wasn't much better on the hero's side: the hero needed the villain for their own reasons. Both extremely vital, but useless, if not fatal, if uncooperative. The villain knew the hero knew this. This is to say who is in control here?

After hero caught their breath, their hands landed on the villain's chest, applying enough pressure to be considered a warning.

“I win.” They smiled. “I may not be strong, but if I’m good at something it’s looking for an opening.” their lips curled into something knowing, something taunting. "Opportunities come in all shapes and sizes." They patted the villain's chest, almost amicably.

“I noticed, all with how natural it is for you to get on top of someone."

"Thanks." they sneered. No venom.

They leaned down, their lips dangerously close to the shell of his ear.

“I know what your plan is. Trust me I won’t make it easy.” The villain only listened, coming to the exciting realization he was the hero's only pawn as well; no one was in control. And they had entered a complex mutually dependent situation. Perhaps the first for both of them. How romantic.

The villain turned his head, lips touching the hero's cheek as they whispered.

"Perhaps I’ll underestimate you when the time comes. But for now, you’re nothing more than a teenager whose daddy didn’t let play with the big kids.”

“Ohh, it’s going to be so much fun bringing you down”

“Oh, the most fun. But we have things to do before then, don’t we?”

The hero pulled their face up to stare at the villain. Neither one of them looked away as they glared daggers. The hero finally chuckled, breathlessly.

“You know what the other soldiers say about us?” The hero whispered, the electric tension immediately disappearing. They seemed to be good at that.

“Can you blame them? A popular hero and reformed villain sneak away in the middle of the night for hours.” The villain explained. “Bound to raise some eyebrows.”

“Imagine the drama when we become best of friends at Hero HQ, only for a heartbreaking betrayal.”

“You’ve always been a spectacle, Hero.” The hero finally got off the villain, lending a hand the villain accepted and didn’t let go of once they were both standing. “You seem ok. But something tells me you’re so much worse.”

“You’re a bad influence. And a wretched teacher.”

“Unfixable, some would say.”

“Clearly.”

#hero x villain #villain x hero #writing #original fiction #hero and villain #this isn't worth the wait LOL #i hate these guys #boooo #tomato tomato

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ashtonisrottting · 6 months

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#i hate these guys #i know they're just chilling but fucking Christ #no need to write such specific things #spotify #boygenius #somg of the month #fuck you november

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ladylyra · 1 year

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