How well are the 500 yr old grandpas w/ technology? I already know their asses write like founding fathers
Nightmare: Killer! how do you say "this meeting will be a waste of my fucking time, fuck you" in professional e-mail terms
Killer: Thank you, Name.
I appreciate the offer, but I would like to know what I contribute to the meeting before attending.
Cheers, Nightmare
Nightmare: <- uses text-to-speech and autocorrect
Ink: you spelled captcha wrong
Ink: and how
Ink: and frustrating
Ink: adjectives go before the noun
Ink: you used "fml" right though so good job
Ink: oh, you're also texting. in case this was meant for a search engine
Ink: <- being annoying on purpose
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Im here to beg for some synth-en megaratch because i dont havr any meaning in life besides stalking your blog <3
hgrhhh you are leaving me an open stage, i don’t know where to start… okay. The synth-en not only increasing both bloodlust and arousal, but mixing them together, which means that when Ratchet gets to Megatron he is, number one, filled with unbridled fury, number two, extremely horny after all the vehicons he knocked down on his way, and number three… Megatron can tell.
But you know, not a lot of people have the balls to just dominate Megatron himself like he’s just some piece of metal found on the street. So obviously, while Megatron is stronger than Ratchet, he lets him pin him down anyways, curious to see what the medic, seemingly unaware of the charge basically dancing across his plating, will do now. Spoiler: he doesn’t kill him. He fucks him. What a surprise.
mhmmm Megatron is so big that his valve doesn’t need to be prepared, all Ratchet has to do is shove his spike in and start pounding into him with more strength than he really should have in him, at any point. Megatron gasping in surprise, inner nodes assaulted carelessly, with no concern for whether he might try and point his fusion cannon at Ratchet’s head, or beat the shit out of him if Ratchet does something wrong, no, the autobot didn’t care about any consequences at the moment and Megatron enjoyed it tremendously. Maybe Ratchet degrades Megatron a little. Or a lot. Calls him all the things he’d normally call him, a monster, a maniac, an evil bastard, but this time he whispers it through grit denta as he nears his overload, each squeeze and punch and scratch delivered to Megatron’s plating that leaves a visible mark making him so much hornier.
hghhhh Ratchet’s transfluid being filtered out synthetic energon which means that everytime he overloads into Megatron, he gets him a little bit more high off the synth-en as well. By the time they’re found, Megatron is twitching and moaning through his Nth overload in the past half hour and Ratchet is still digging into him without breaking a beat in his pace, except to cum, but he recovers quickly and keeps going. I think Ratchet’s the one to tell Optimus to get the fuck out of here, this is between him and Megatron now.
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🗡💀WE DO BONES, MOTHERFUCKER💀🗡
Harrow @trickstercheshi // Gideon: @theriverbeyond
bonus: CavCab™, the best on demand-ish necromancer transport system in the Nine Houses (CavCab™ assumes no liability for head bangs, kicks, drops, or any other injuries sustained during transportation)
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one of my biggest pet peeves in media is that when a suicidal character ends up committing suicide to develop any other character or worse for the sake of shock value.
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Ava Silva from Warrior Nun and Korra from Legend of Korra are so similar to me. I feel like the same people who don’t like Ava Silva don’t like Korra. And I think they’re all stupid. Like, you can’t handle a strong female protagonist who fails and learns from her mistakes? A woman who was sheltered and a little selfish who had a huge responsibility thrust on her? Who would rather kick ass and kiss boys than fight spirits? A woman who had to deal with a physical disability and come back to life? Did you think there wouldn’t be physical and mental trauma after all that?
They were both so human and real throughout. They both failed a lot. They lost physical fights, made bad decisions, and endured emotional manipulation from adult men in positions of power. They both also grew from those failures. They learned to put others above themselves and they were hot as hell and badass while doing it. Also, they’re both bi, so there’s that.
I just love them so much.
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adding to my tags because i’ve been thinkin a lot about the post i just reblogged and have more thoughts:
i’ll be real, the more i saw ‘hey adhd influencers are so annoying’ the more i worried that i was unconsciously contributing to the spreading reputation of adhd folks as annoying and over-pathologizing every symptom they experience
and then i realized. i am not a goddam influencer or life coach or representative. obviously i have some obligation as someone who cares about myself and the people that like my comics to not spread harmful ideology or blatant misinformation but i never intended myself to be a “’increase your productivity!!’ blog OR a ‘if you have XYZ you have adhd!’ blog. and i do this for fun, and originally started this blog bc i had a lot of internalized shame and self loathing about my adhd and thought if i could make it funny i might have less of that. let’s get real! and it worked!
i’ve obviously done this kind of thing— (hey these symptoms might be adhd!) a lot before in my life & on this blog, but there’s more to it than trying to be an “influencer” or whatever. a term that didn’t even exist when i started this blog!
i felt very isolated trying to find out if i had any mental problems & what have you originally because of large advice (etc) blogs with staunchly anti self Dx views at the time
so i overcorrected when i DID get dxed and tried to validate everyone who was like me. and of course. not the best course of action always for the ol mental health. tried to be the source of positivity and jokes that i didn’t see because the online adhd presence was near non-existent.
and anyway. i make a lot of fun of myself & the way m brain works in my comics obviously but it is not my obligation to... how do you say.... not be annoying online.
because if folks interpret MY little jokes as a strict guide to diagnosis. that’s on them, really, not me. i also believe “making adhd your entire personality” is a non-issue. so what if people find out they have it and get over excited with identifying as adhd. saying this as someone who DID do it. criticism of this gives the same vibes as people being annoyed that young queers make “being queer” their whole personality. im very obviously more than a guy with adhd, and id reckon other adhd comic artists are too. (im friends with a lot of them!) it’s fine to post about it online.
anyway. i just don’t take myself too seriously and i’m a comic artist for myself first! and you know what, i’ve been considered annoying my entire life. what do i care if a few more folks think i’m annoying. neurotypical or not
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Well then, first art of the year! Not exactly my best, but I kinda want to just post it hagzgzhsh. Happy new year, and I hope I can draw more this year 🤣
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get to see the tommyinnit liveshow tonight if any state secrets are revealed i’ll let ya’ll know
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