theynamedhimdanny
In Between Hyperfixations
Rissa. 30. Any pronouns. Lover, observer, and occasional creator of art, entertainment, and intelligent conversation. 🎙🎧🥁🎺♒️🏳️🌈🏴☠️
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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground
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other people being able to have the same last name as you without you being related is so scary. what if I run into one of them and we have to start a law firm
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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
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Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.
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It's okay if it takes a little longer than you thought.
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE
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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name
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