looking handsome today, henchman 985

I’m thinking thots at work, what do we think Wild’s [Name] would be like? -🧚🏽‍♀️

i feel like she'd be the leash that stops him from literally killing himself with whatever dumbshit that comes to mind and wild's the puppy that finds something (in this case, [name]) and refuses to leave it?

maybe she's someone who works at the castle who survived the calamity and was put into something like the chamber of resurrection in hopes they'd find each other and she'd keep him from doing more dumb shit because someone realized "hey, [name] and zelda are the only ones link listens to. they're literally his impulse control. but zelda's not here and [name]'s not immortal, so we should probably put her in like, a cryo-chamber or something" and then handed her off to the sheikah and said "do something please"

or she's some sort of mysterious figure who always appears out of nowhere (and gets to places you'd least expect to find them in) and isn't there when you turn around to look at them? like, maybe she showed up on the great plateau when wild first woke up, was questioned by the king as to how she got there, she just hits him with a "don't worry 'bout it sweetheart," and sticks with wild until he's ready before literally disappearing once he lands on the ground outside the great plateau? then at some point, he finds her again, asks where she's been, and he gets hit with "i was out having fun and getting what i needed to be done," before sticking with him for a few more days and ultimately disappearing again

imagine if she just showed up in the lost woods while he was about to get the master sword and absolutely scared him with "you'll probably want to get more health for that. it'll knock a lot out of you." "how do you know?" "just know that i know and be thankful that i told you," before going off to trade with some koroks and disappearing??

or what if she's a good friend of link's (or lover. idk) that died over the course of the hundred years he's been asleep? she's a ghost like the king, but because she doesn't have to guide him and help him relearn things (the king took that upon himself), she's just there to keep him company? because either zelda or the gerudo (keeping the geurdo to my heart no matter what 🤞🏽) managed to turn her into a spirit/ghost that's not exactly similar to the champions in the sense she isn't stuck to one spot/person and has her own separate set of rules? maybe she's not able to be seen by anyone else except wild so he has to do this, that, and the third to not look insane when she's talking to him in front of people? then, when everything's said and done, she doesn't disappear like the champions or the king because she's was created by the gerudo/zelda?-- or, if zelda made her, she's significantly weaker than 100 years before (and grows weaker the longer wild takes to beat ganon) since zelda's grown weaker as well, but as time passes post-ganon's defeat, she grows stronger?

puppy you are insane for wanting to put ice cubes in your milk!!!!! unacceptable!!!!! it melts and then thins the milk and then it mels some more and then you;re not longer drinking milk it;s just milk flavoured water!!!!!! /lh

i bet you use water to make your hot chocolate (also highly unacceptable) (booooo)

-brainrotbot

i was witness to @crow-cap slapping hot sauce on an orange for "character immersion" purposes so i think i have reason to believe putting ice in milk wouldnt be out of the question /j

*out of the ones in the poll (but pls tell me your actual favorite in the tags!)

DISCLAIMER: I know nothing about any of this & these are just file types I know of/use often, sorry if I missed your fav </3.

Reblogs are very appreciated :)

Archer Rama when?

idk but heres a lakshmana attempt thats been floating around my brain recently

Husbands

Husbands that look like they're being interrogated because it's almost 4 am and I spent my entire day painting walls

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There's been a Limbus Tier List floating around so here's my take :)

Original -> https://twitter.com/Lobo_Ryuu/status/1668559857140793350?s=20

Her hands are so cold... sniffle... aheem...

Hehe, here's the fourth day of @codywanweek!!! Going with Battle Couple, Formal Wear and Tattoos :D

"Sir- Obi-Wan, there are perfectly usable blasters right here-" "Now, where's the fun in that, my dear? And, it's-" "Uncivilized? Respectfully, you're bleeding all over your vest. How is that-" "Well, if you can kick droids-" "With armor, which, may I remind you, you keep getting rid of-" *More blaster shots covering the bickering*

(more about the tattoos under the cut)

For Obi-Wan, the plant one has to do with Jedi/Life/etc. but it's probably also related to Qui-Gon somehow. The sun is obviously for Cody, but there are 5 lines instead of 3 because 2+1+2. Not visible, he got a lower back tattoo matching with Quinlan, and probably around the ankle has a cheesy tattoo with Anakin and Ahsoka's nicknames. Probably got another because of a bet back as a padawan, where and what it is, that's up to everyone's imagination. While he would have gotten a Jedi symbol one, he didn't for whenever he'd need to go undercover or get into trouble... wouldn't be exactly subtle, y'know.

For Cody, on his shoulders there are tattoos of a cloud with drops and on the other a sun, because of the rains of Kamino where he was molded yet also passing quiet nights when it rains with his vode in piles (and/or Obi-Wan), and the sunrises of planets he fights on and where his brothers die on campaigns while knowing nothing about them yet also the discovery of new worlds, etc for dichotomy of good and bad and something something. On each side, he got a wolf and a fox for his batchmates (guess who). Most likely has some for his other batchmates-who-i-haven't-decided-who-they-were and one for Rex, but my inspiration kinda stopped there, oopsie. On Rex's, he might or might not add something to it/close to it after knowing Ahsoka for a while. Last but not least, there's a very littol tattoo of a steaming cup of tea in a secret location ;)

not to be rude or anything but i wanted to ask, why do you like james so much? i love sirius almost unhealthily, but james always gave me the ick. idk tho maybe i'm over analysing it, but he always gave me slightly creepo vibes because of the whole asking lily out constantly thing yk?

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no one’s ever asked me something like that hahaha

idk, man. i guess it’s like sirius—the traits that james has (and what i envision him to be like) kinda just speak to me, yeah? i mean, obv we don’t have a lot of stuff about him, but i fill in a lot of blanks on my own and the rough picture i came up with, i adore. he’s also a character that i can relate to & project on, which is always fun.

it’s also like—if i go to my earliest works, it’s all about james and his friendship with sirius so that dynamic if is what really, truly drew me in. like the j/s relationship (platonic or romantic) has me in a literal chokehold and i think everyone here knows that lol in addition to that, i adore james as a dad and a son & i think he just lends himself to some really good interpersonal interpretations ykno? the centrality i believe he held in the marauders, is another thing.

also like the barebones traits he has—loyalty, protectiveness, moral fortitude, generosity, helpful—i just find him to be a really decent guy lol.

the lily thing—i mean, fair ig. he was kind of an ass in SWM but i personally just don’t believe he was asking her out constantly, ykno? like. it doesn’t fit what i think of him; it doesn’t exactly feel like something a 11-15yo would do; and i’m so sure that this perception of him came from all those jily fics (and even r/s let’s be real) where he’s portrayed as a near stalker bc lily has to be deified and morally superior. i mean, i personally believe most of the fics with james in it have done him a great disservice and entirely ruined his character for the sake of fandom or wtv (but again, it’s a character we never saw alive in real time lol so what leg do i have to stand on anyway)

so that in mind, i’ve personally always hated the lily connotations of his personality and tend to stay away from that.

in general, i’d say, i love the possibility/potential that james has? a bit like sirius, he feels like a larger-than-life character, a little fantastical. and it’s just downright fun plying around with him ykno? there’s also this, element of subversion with him for me. one, how close he is with sirius. (how close i write him to be). him being such a caretaker contrasting w his cool dude jock vibes. being the protective mother hen in jily. being emotional and sensitive and crying and not being ashamed about it. he just. seems like a much deeper character than what we get on the surface *shrugs*

dunked delirious writes the best fell sans ever. if you're 18+ and fine with nsfw, go read all of their oneshots right this second.

this in particular is from their fic grab the wall

wip :]]]

Genshin  Icon  Maker:  Tarquin  as  a  human  (left)  &  Tarquin  as  a  dragon  (right).

this screenshot of Jack just gave me the same vibe as this meme so i had to do it