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#i don’t even like men
jesuisnilunnilautre · 2 years
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Lee Jun-ho is hot secretary trope you cannot change my mind. he is just out here with his pretty eyes and his long legs and his broad shoulders! being helpful! smiling!
here Choi Soo-yeon take my coffee i will make more no problem. here Attorney Woo i have some documents let me arrange them for you while i bend over so you can see my big chest. i will roll up my sleeves just so while i am driving so you can see how good my forearms look with my bracelet. i will carry these file boxes so you don’t have to hold anything heavy you can just look at my biceps. he just follows Woo Young-woo around carrying her stuff! (why do you think he went so puppy dog eyed when she tried to carry the boxes for him??? that’s his job!!!)
our girl Woo Young-woo literally takes thirty minutes out of her day to just. Stare At Him. (i love this for her.) everyone in the office has a crush on him this is canon day one. bonus he is also sassy! and a flirt! ‘oh because you got what you wanted youre going to leave now?’ ‘that’s disappointing.’ ‘i think it would be better if you opened your mouth a little.’ ‘you have an eyelash, let me get that for you’ (sir it does not take that long to remove an eyelash i had one today it took TWO seconds. you took TEN.)
Woo Young-woo hardworking attorney calling him at night from the office, he is in bed reading a book in his little pink shirt like oh honey you must be working so hard i miss you. the ultimate Woo Young-woo simp and the hottie of the office i love this for him.
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birdinabowl · 1 month
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is this a safe place to post a hear me out on 80s Greg
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GUYS PLEASE
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lavandulalurker · 3 months
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[Image ID: a digital sketch of Sym from I was a Teenage Exocolonist. It’s a portrait from the bust up in a 3/4 angle. He is smiling with his right hand under his chin and his left hand resting on his right forearm. The lighting is slightly warm and the background is a solid teal. ]
I’m so normal about this man
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falling-star-cygnus · 8 months
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ngl trimax and tri98 Millions Knives is ugly as fuck but they gave that man ASS and TITS in his tristamp era and. i. am. here. for. it 👏🏽
edit: ok- i do like the trimax and tri98 suit more. it’s his face i can’t get over 😭
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b4rfbrain · 1 year
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need them
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thehyponoscabin-pjo · 2 years
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Technically, could we classify Chiron from pjo as a DILF?
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blu3jae · 1 year
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I woke up at 5:30 this morning with nothing on my brain but the Pedro Pascal edit.
God help me.
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combineddawn · 2 years
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HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
THAT EPISODE!!! THE ENDING!!! MY GOD
THEN THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO LEAVE US ON A CLIFFHANGER LIKE THAT
IS LINK DEAD
WHAT?!?
AT LEAST WE GOT NICK. I GOTTA CHANGE MY DESIGN NOW BUT WE GOT HIM
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pinkgibbon · 22 days
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anton chigurh goes to stardew valley
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citrusymoon · 1 year
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I don’t want to talk about how this blog has just become all about simon ghost riley - nope nope
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transmascissues · 7 months
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gay trans men: isn’t it fucked up that so many cis gay men proudly talk about how disgusting they think our bodies are, get violent when they realize they were attracted to one of us, push us out of community spaces because they don’t think we belong there, invalidate the orientation of the cis gay men who enter into relationships with us, accuse us of raping the cis gay men we’ve had sex with, aggressively misgender us and make assumptions about our bodies, act like their personal lack of desire to be with us means we must be fundamentally unattractive and morally reprehensible, and generally treat our existence like a personal attack worthy of a violent response when all we’re trying to do is exist?
those cis gay men & their friends: oh my god, you’re literally trying to force your disgusting female pussy onto gay men! this is conversion therapy! you’re a predator and a rapist and you deserve to die!
gay trans men: …we literally do not care if you have sex with us. nobody said anything about that. a lot of us are t4t, asexual, and/or already in a relationship, and the rest of also don’t want to have sex with you that badly because we would much rather be fucking someone who actually likes us; this has never been about who we personally want to sleep with. we’d just really appreciate it if you could treat us like human beings and not actively try to make the gay community hostile toward our existence. you don’t have to be attracted to us, just don’t be awful to us? and maybe, once you have that part down, ask yourself why you were so quick to assume a subset of queer people are all violent predators?
those people: HOMOPHOBES! EVIL GROSS FETISHIZING RAPIST HOMOPHOBES!
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cr-nack · 1 month
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Morph and Logan have fucked raw and nasty because Morph was way to comfortable walking into that shower with him
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homo-sex-shoe-whale · 2 months
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another lesbian going to men. not shocked at all.
Girl what men are you talking about? I haven’t kissed a guy since I was 14. I’m now 21. Literally what men
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i feel like the queer community lost when we started policing labels and making sure everyone used the Correct™ labels instead of letting a person decide what feels right for them
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daenerysies · 26 days
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“at least he FOUGHT in the war what did ur queen do hm sit on her ass and eat cake 🤓👆” buddy boy your king was turned into applebee’s barbecue in his very first battle and spent over a year high on the medieval equivalent of opioids only to be ambushed in his second battle and lose to a thirteen year old little girl on her equally baby dragon i wouldn’t be talking shit if i were you
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b0tsbby · 8 months
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I like you. *Shows you first time I drew Vash for Racer au*
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