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navybrat817 · 6 months

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Had a long couple of work days, lovelies.

Who is giving me a massage?

#navy's thirsty #i'm le tired #need a massage #bucky barnes #steve rogers #william miller #dick me down #i could use a massage #please sir #are you reading my tags?#go drink some water #stay hydrated my friends

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soobinies · 1 year

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my neck hurts

#i could use a massage

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dreamerinthemoonlight · 3 months

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Genshin Guys with an S/O on their Period: Waking up with a Mess and Cramps Edition (Diluc, Kaeya, Neuvillette, Itto)

A/N: Now that I can do more than curl up on the couch letting the heating pad do it's job kind of here we go.

Do we even know what period products people on Teyvat use? And have they even invented Midol? Like, what does a Teyvat medicine cabinet look like?

CW: mentions of blood because period, duh, hurt/comfort

Diluc x fem!reader, Kaeya x fem!reader, Neuvillette x fem!reader, Itto x fem!reader

Requests are OPEN

Diluc

Diluc is a heaven send at a time like this, no doubt it

The man is on it

Let's say he comes home from some Mondstadt batman-ing and goes to curl up in bed with you

Only to find you asleep, but curled up in pain and a growing red spot on the sheets

Thanks be to Adelinde for making sure he's not clueless about female issues. If he didn't know anything before dating you, she made sure he had an idea clue after

He wakes you up, gently, and helps you get to the bathroom so he can help clean you up, while Adelinde (who makes a habit of staying up when Diluc does his vigilante thing) makes sure the sheets are changed and gets you whatever pain relief Mondstadt has available

After you're clean and have whatever products you use on, you go back to bed and he curls up behind you. He uses his vision to warm his hands and uses them as a hot pad for you

Let's be real, you don't get better than a pyro vision for dealing with cramps

Kaeya

Kaeya is not quite as good as Diluc (mostly because of his vision, lol)

In this case he has the decency to not tease and poke fun. Even if he didn't know that doing so would result in his premature death, he actually feels sympathy

When he wakes up next to you, finding you curled up and nearly crying, he's momentarily very concerned. After all, his pretty little s/o is in pain and that just won't do

A quick once over and he spots the blood pooling between your legs and the concern subsides. This isn't the first time this has happened, especially if you're not possessed of a clock-work cycle, though your cramps usually aren't this bad

Because both of you are familiar with this routine, he''s got a lot of stuff on hand. Like Diluc, he makes sure you wake up and get cleaned up while he changes sheets and runs to pester Barbara about something to help the cramps. Again, he doesn't have the advantage of a pyro vision

If he has a mission that day, he does it as quick as possible, but if he just has paper work, he carries that shit home and does it while taking care of you

He wants you to focus on not hurting, so any chores you would do he takes over (it gives him a way to avoid paperwork, lol)

Neuvillette

I'm not saying Neuvie would freak, the first time this happened, but yeah, the man freaks the fuck out

I mean, dragon boy doesn't spend that much time in close proximity to human females. He conceivably is fully unaware of what exactly a period entails.

When you wake up cursing and hissing in pain, which wakes him up in the process, he's genuinely scared for you

After all, you look like you're in huge amounts of pain and that's blood on the sheets. It takes you several minutes to calm Neuvie down, to make sure than he's not blowing things too far out of proportion

Eventually you manage to enlist his help cleaning up. He's perfectly happy to give a little help making sure the bloodstains on your thighs are gone and changing the sheets

He still calls one of the Melusine nurses. A) you're in pain and that's unacceptable to him and b) he's still not 100% certain that you're OK

You roll your eyes, but it does hurt and I'm not sure what kind of over the counter period relief Teyvat has. Either way, you'll have something that might help

After the Melusine leaves, you pull him back to bed and cuddle while you explain female biology in depth. First time a 500 year old dragon has had to take sex-ed lol

Once you're done he feels a little embarrassed over his overreaction

Needless to say, your next period goes much smoother. Once he's aware of the issue, he does some research on his own, talks to some other girls about ways to make it easier (basically being a stand up, super loyal boyfriend.n outstanding boyfriend)

Eventually the entire ordeal is something the two of you will laugh over

Itto

I rarely write for Itto, but I think the idea of Itto seeing the period mess and cramps would be kinda funny. At least from the outside. I would not want to be the s/o in this situation. It's a mess

He thinks the world is ending. Blows it waaaay out of proportion, and unlike Neuvie, he doesn't really listen.

Once you convince him you're not dying, he thinks you're the absolute coolest for being able to bleed every month and be in that much pain and not die

You might have to stop him from trying to "join his most awesome girlfriend ". Like, if you're so cool for this, obviously the One and Oni must be able to as well? Right.

You immediately call Shinobu because, "No. Itto. You have a dick. If you try and bleed like this. you'll die."

You and Shinobu stop him from trying to have a period too, because he'd try...somehow, and send him on basic errands or something. Anything to distract him.

Honestly, I feel like dealing with Itto's...whatever he has going on...would be more exhausting than the period and cramps

In this situation, Shinobu is your girl. She is prepared, both with the ability to redirect Itto and whatever you don't have on hand in case of mess and cramps

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becca-e-barnes · 1 year

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I got a massage bar at the start of the week and honestly, I didn't expect it to fill my head with thoughts of using it on a really submissive dad's best friend Bucky 🙈

Because I imagine he doesn't really relax very often. His life gets busy, things are overwhelming sometimes and he rarely takes the chance to let himself decompress. There would be some small self-care wins though and the day he does his first face mask with you probably stands out in his head as one of his favourite days ever.

But I love to imagine him fresh out of the shower with his hair still slightly damp while his body is dry. He's laid on his front on the bed, wearing just his underwear, scrolling on his phone and you know it's been a long week for him.

He seems content now though, not that you can really see his face. The gentle arch of his back is so inviting, your brain reminding you of how it feels to trail kisses down his spine while he lies like this.

He's been so tense all week, you hardly know where to start. Breaking off a little piece of the massage bar and letting the fragment soften in your hands gives you some time to decide a course of action. Do you begin with those broad, tense shoulders and work from there down or do you want to start on the small of his back and work your way towards his neck?

As the solid butters melt with your body heat, filling the room with the scent of patchouli and vanilla, you decide to work from his shoulders down. You know you've made the right decision when you hear his content sigh at the gentle kisses you litter across the bare skin of the back of his neck.

"What are you doing?" The hint of a smile on his face carries in his voice while you settle on top of him.

"Nothing. Relax." The shea and cocoa butters in the bar have melted into a much slicker consistency, allowing your hands to glide over the broad expanse of his strong shoulders with very little resistance. You touch him gently to begin with, spreading the oils over the top half of his back before pressing heavier to work them into his skin.

His shoulders are as tense as you expected them to be but it doesn't take much to relax them. Your fingertips sink in to the soft flesh where his neck curves into his shoulders, rubbing in small, concentrated circles.

"That's nice." He hums, sounding truly relaxed. There's no rush with this. It can take as long as he likes. You've got all night to appreciate the man in front of you and you could happily spend every second just touching him.

It's fun to play around with the pressure of your touch. With one palm planted on each side of his spine, your firm, languid strokes up the length of his back drag soft gasps from his parted lips. Your fingertips moving in gentle circles however, draw a contented hum from his throat. The kind of hum that makes you want to cradle his head to your chest. He thrives off affection like no one else and it only makes you want to give him every ounce you can muster.

The most delightful sounds he makes come when your fingernails dig in while you trail the length of his back. He's always enjoyed the soothing feeling of a gentle back scratch but with each scratch, you notice how he subtly grinds against the mattress with a quiet moan.

He's forgotten all about his bad week at work, that much is clear.

"Baby, please." It's barely more than a whisper but you couldn't have missed it. He's done with the back rub and that's more than fine. You take take the spot on the bed beside him while he turns to lie on his back, noticeably hard beneath the underwear that you quickly discard.

Precum leaks from his tip and he appreciates that your hands are still slick more than you could ever know. One firm pump of your hand, rolling your palm over the tip is enough to make him gasp. He's neglected his own need for far too long.

"F-fuck." He groans, beginning to thrust in time with your hand movements, fucking himself into your fist. It's erratic and needy and the light blush to his cheeks gives away that he's embarrassed about his lack of self-restraint. Not embarrassed enough to stop though.

"God, you're pathetic." You tease, lost in the way the degradation makes him tense up. He gets off on this and so do you. "I bet you couldn't last if you were inside me right now."

His breath catches in his throat because he knows you're right. Hell, he's struggling to last right now. There's no expectation for him to last forever this time around though. You know he'll be able to offer you a whole lot more once he gets this out of his system.

"N-no. I couldn't. I couldn't last." He's so beautiful and he doesn't even know it. You notice that he's even more beautiful with streams of his cum rolling down over your fingers, desperate sobs tumbling from his lips and his over pleasured groans hanging in the humid bedroom air.

Afterwards, the man seems boneless. He's content, melting into the bed and once you've had a chance to clean up, he pulls you in for the softest kisses.

#becca's thots #becca writes spice #dbf!bucky #sub!bucky #dbf!bucky smut #dbf!sub!bucky #I got 5 books yesterday and now I'm struggling to pick one to start with #I started 'the diary of an oxygen thief' last night and the hatred I have for the speaker already is incredible #I think I might start 'The Rachel Papers' tonight #and as soon as I sit down to read #I pick up my phone #and before I know it I'm looking at houses on property pal #I'd found one I liked but it sold this morning 🥲#part of me wants to be an adult and get a mortgage and a house and do adult things #and part of me doesn't want to be tied down yet #so I'll just keep looking online #and dreaming of the house plants I could get for Belle to knock over #I'm way too excited to use that massage bar though 👀

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squirting-sub · 4 months

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Finally getting a massage

(You can guess how it ended)

My dom finally decided to give me a massage as a reward for being a good girl all day. I was already topless, but she decided to take my pants off as well, so I'm only left wearing my thong. I lay down on the sofa and and she gets on top of me, her arms slide under me, holding me in place by my shoulders and she covers my neck and uper back with kisses, before she gets up to sit on my ass and starts massaging me with some oil. Her hands are warm and gentle and they feel so nice on my skin. She starts out slow and gentle, but soon she finds knots and massages those, which is great but also quite painful. She massages my back and neck for a good while, then gets up and takes my thong off.

Sitting on my calves so she can reach my ass, she takes more oil and spreads it over my cheeks. She kneads them and moves her hands down to my thighs. She strokes up my inner thighs and presses against the sensitive spot where my thighs meet my crotch, getting me to moan. I instinctively move my ass up and against her hands, but she scolds me and gives me a spank, not wanting me to move. Instead, she takes a pillow and puts it under my hips to have my ass raised for her. After spreading my legs a little, sitting between them, she continues her massage. Pressing against the skin, between outer lips and thighs, my ass, eventually my outer lips, basically touching everywhere but my pussy getting me all wet and desperate. This earns me a few more spanks because I can't help but move against her fingers when they get close to my pussy. Eventually, she rubs my clit with her thumb. Slow and gentle, making me moan and grab the sofa. She moves her thumb up and pushes it inside my hole. Then she switches to her fingers, immediately hitting my G-spot, but not moving. I can hear my wetness when she finally moves her fingers inside me. Adding more fingers as she thrusts, I can feel my first orgasm coming. She leans forward, using her hips to thrust and eventually she lays on top of me, biting my neck and shoulder. I keep moaning "Daddy" into the sofa and eventually I feel the release and wetness squirting over my thighs. She makes me cum again and I beg her for more, so she slows down and adds her thumb as well. With her whole hand inside me, she slowly starts thrusting again and makes me cum and squirt even more. After many orgasms, she stops. As I catch my breath, she slowly pulls her hand out of me. However, when her fingers are almost all the way out, she suddenly pushes three fingers back in, thrusting hard and fast, making me cum one last time.

#asked her if her massages are always like that and she had to laugh #I already like gettong massaged but of they're like that...#i could use those more often #lesbian nsft #dyke nsft #wlw bd/sm #sapphic nsft #lesbian bd/sm #lesbian d/s #wlw d/s #sapphic bd/sm #wlw nsft #sapphic d/s #massage #sub original

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wereh0gz · 1 year

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Random headcanon

Sonic as werehog suffers from back pain and is generally more comfortable moving on all fours instead of walking on two legs because the transformation is more suited for quadrupedal movement and not bipedal

That's why he looks like he's slouching all the time he physically cannot stand up fully straight without being constantly uncomfortable

#ramblings #this by extention means ruby has chronic back pain from forcing themself to stand up straight to look more normal #even though it's far more confortable to walk and run on all fours #puts a lot of pressure on their back #... i wonder if this could also apply to furry characters #especially those with digitigrade legs #hm #anyways back to sonic #everyone tells him his posture sucks but he can't help it #if anything it's better for his body to not stand up straight so he doesn't put as much strain on his spine #he could probably use a massage #or a back brace maybe? but those are designed for humans so that might not work well for him #maybe tails could design one specifically for him #knowing him he wouldn't wear it much tho #with his distaste for wearing clothes and all #well he mostly just doesn't like wearing pants so he might still wear it #hm now i'm thinking of maybe designing one for him #maybe i'll doodle him wearing one in between the other stuff i said i'd draw

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planetsallalign · 6 months

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Tonight my back is killing me from working. I need someone to come and work out the knots and press on my spine to make it pop. I’m just feeling exhausted today, physically and emotionally.

#to make my back not scream I stood all day and now my feet are also sore AF #luckily I have a massage gun and can use that on my feet and hands #it was a rough and gross and bloody kind of day #probably could also use human touch and intimacy but we aren’t opening that door we’re shoving against it and locking it back up tight

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deus-ex-mona · 9 months

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“i’m all alone, but i’m as happy as can be!”

#aka top 10 things i wish i could drill into my coworkers brains grrrrrrrrrrrrrrnrhrhbgbgbfbfbfnf #‘you should get a bf’ ‘when are you gonna get married and have kids?’ how about n e v e r #i just want to sleep when i’m not on the clock mans i don’t want to waste my precious sleep time on others #i mean. i don’t even leave the house on my days off. not to go shopping or anything bc sleep is more important~~~#and stuff can be bought online anyways s o o o o o #g o d speaking of online purchases thoughhh this massage seat i bought online came in yesterday and it works amazingly well~~~~~#used it for half an hour last night and i was relaxed enough to sleep for 11-12 hours straight #wish i had space for an actual massage chair though but this will have to do…#it’s been my dream to own a massage chair for the longest time…… but ig this massage seat is good enough……#i can just slap it onto my desk chair and b a m ✨instant paradise✨#speaking of instant though… one of my coworkers was commenting on my love for instant noodles the other day #‘you’ll ✨d i e✨ faster if you eat a lot of cup noodles yk?’ he said #so ✨o f c✨ my mouth chose to work faster than my brain when i replied with ‘i’m fine with that bc i won’t have to work then’#he and another coworker laughed :( sadded #b u t i finally had my cup noodles that i ‘customised’ at the cup noodle museum today and it was good~~~~~~~ i have good taste (self praise)#the best part was the lack of spring onions!!!! bc screw spring onions really who decided that they should be included with most cup noodles #or just noodles in general? the texture sucks and they don’t even taste good man. why would you even add spring onions?#it’s number 2 in my list of most hated food toppings. it loses only to ikan bilis bc s c r e w ikan bilis or dried anchovies or whatever #they’re known as >:( i hateeeeee how takeout places will just assume that you want ikan bilis and lop on a huuuuugeeeee serving of them #atop your food as you desperately and futilely b e g them to stop #and when you try to pick them out they just!!!! keep turning up everywhere instead?????#like hello???? how did you manage to get to the bottom of the bowl???? you were only added as a topping!!!!!!!#also. their eyes are really creepy. and the heads get detached from the bodies all the time and just. seeing the eyes ruins my appetite.#wait this was supposed to be about my coworkers and their pushiness in a matter that doesn’t concern them how did we get so far off-topic—#chizuutan chizpost

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bribes · 11 months

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i managed to leave a crisis counseling session without being hospitalized (~:

but now i have to talk to a lot of people on campus l about how much i want to kms/what i can do in terms of my education & living arrangements

when do i become a liability to these people

#honestly debating if the hospital WOULD have been the right choice ugh #i missed an exam because i thought it was the final but it WAS NOT #who schedules an EXAM the WEEK BEFORE A FINAL?#the counselor i saw was lovely and she wants me to come back tomorrow #and told me i could use a massage chair they have? but i am so Not Good that that made me feel insecure #how do i properly convey to people the feeling of thinking you are a subhuman #also the final was optional* that’s why i skipped and that’s what i’m gonna have to tell someone and hope it comes across as genuine #🤧

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lieutenantselnia · 1 year

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For selfshippers who get periods:

Imagine your f/o taking extra care of you whenever the most annoying time of the month has arrived. They listen to you when you complain about it and are attentive to your usual symptoms to find out how they can assist you in the best way. They would do everything in their power to help you ease the pain or distract you, depending on whatever you prefer. If you live together, they'd also always make sure that you don't run out of any hygiene products you might need. They would also never judge you for any mishaps (e.g. when it starts overnight and gives you an unpleasant surprise), they'd just help you to clean up and move on. Depending on their own physiology they might experience it as well and you could be annoyed about it together, but even if they don't, they'll try their best to understand how you feel and how they can help you to get through it.

#an imagine for the occasion🥴#I could really use a massage or nice cuddle session with one of my f/os right now ngl #self ship #self shipping #self shipping community #self insert x canon #self ship imagine #f/o imagines #f/o imagine #imagines #imagine #text #writing #cw periods #tw periods #<- don't know if this is necessary but just to make sure #selniaswriting

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pervybutch · 1 month

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camping trip w the other t4t dykes but we’re just bullying eachother homoerotically the whole time

#crow.txt #coming back from a long hike all sweaty n putting a cuties face in my pits <3 #warming my bare feet by the campfire after a long day n complaining abt how sore they are and how i could use a massage #just. constantly teasing other dykes fuck i love teasing

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ihatebnha · 2 years

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my back hurts so bad I need bakugo to give me a massage and put his whole weight into it and abuse tf out of my back till it's better help I can't move

It’s good you feel this way because absolutely Bakugo would abuse your back and wouldn’t stop even if you were BEGGING him to. He swears the harder and more painful the massage, the better it’s working... and the only thing keeping that from being a lie is the fact that he knows wtf he’s doing.

So yes, incredible if you need it and HORRID if you just want a sweet rub down. Even if/when he promises not to be too intense, he finds a knot ANYWHERE on you and he is getting that shit OUT lmao. No matter what you say.

“Oh my god, ow, Kat. Ow, ow, ow. You said you’d be gentle!”

“I just found this one spot, baby, let me get it. Will feel good later, I promise.”

🥲🥲🥲!!! But if you like that, then hey!

(And don’t even get me started on when HE needs a massage. Dude will practically beg you to wound him LMFAO. At least he’s not a wimp himself.)

#bakugo #i hope you feel better soon tho anon!!!#i'd give u a massage if i could but all i have for u is this ask #i hope i didnt go too off subject bc i know u said u wanted a rough massage #and by god he would give you one! literally!!!!!#on another note...#ive always wished i had a little sibling or kid who could walk on my back for me too LMFAO #i used to ask my friends siblings and theyd be like 'im too heavy!' and i'd be like #no. get up there and see god darn it #ask #anon #caitie things

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bobbimorses · 2 years

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i love how once the 2000s rolled around and marvel completely dropped the comics code, clint started constantly appearing with someone naked (mostly him) in bed, and yet--

barring the venom exception--

i’d argue the horniest panels are actually 1980s clint and bobbi innuendo-ing for their lives bc they may be comics code adjacent but by god do they fuck