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lyxchen · 14 hours

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I think that S+E broke something inside of me..

#i can't #i can't even #that whole scene with simon holy shit i-#dead boy detectives #lea's random thoughts #dead boy detectives spoilers

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earnthecorruptor · 9 months

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invested™ - an ashley johnson experience

#critical role #ashley johnson #fearne calloway #imodna #imogen x laudna #this was a journey #girl wants front row tickets to watch this ship sail #and will launch anyone to the moon who gets in the way #the way this kiss made everyone perk up tho #look how fucking cute she is #i can't even #c3e65 #cr3

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pleistocene-polina · 2 months

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Due to my recent Shin Kamen Rider brainrot I've decided to check out the original show (and forced my friend, the amazing @galionne-vibin to watch it with me)

Trust me, we're having the time of our lives watching it, it's so funny. It's the show ever made I'm telling you guys. The wildest shit happens in there I love it so much

#my art #kamen rider #kamen rider 1971 #tokusatsu #it's so good you guys #i can't even

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kwistowee · 1 year

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Kristen Bell and The Implied Presence of a Sloth x

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samsayswhatever · 5 months

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Loki is so queer he travels through time on a rainbow🌈🌈🌈

#he's like so gay #I can't even #just kiss mobius already you damn fool #lokius #lucky charms #loki mcu #loki series #loki season 2 #loki #loki laufeyson #mobius #loki x mobius #loki spoilers #mobius m mobius #I can't believe this is real #holy what #loki is queer

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imrllytootiredforthis · 2 months

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what if i wrote virgin lino who's too proud to ask you to touch him but too nervous to do it himself?

what then hmm?

#“do i make you nervous baby?”#“n-no; you're just-...”#“-it's okay; just use your words"#“i-fuck you.”#“i was imagining this the other way around-I promise I'll take such good care of you~”#guys the brainrot is winning rn #i can't even #hard thoughts #dom reader #sub stray kids #stray kids smut #sub lee know

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simplyavatrice · 1 year

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ava + shotgun

#ava silva #avasilvaedit #avatrice #warrior nun #avatriceedit #warriornunedit #alba baptista #yes this is an ava + shotgun set #but also an alba + look how pretty she is in this light set #like heart eyes for days #i can't even #myedits #also this scene is so good on every level

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pardalote · 5 months

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So I often dig through the doilies and napkins at the local secondhand shops, but this time I hit jackpot. Look at these hand stitched needlelace doilies! They are small, and very fine, only about 10-12cm across.

There were also two little outliers in the same bag - one crochet one (again, incredibly fine work, this is a small piece) and one that looks like it's in (Armenian?) needlelace in thread so fine the thing floats when you drop it.

I buy these little treasures to cut up and use in my embroidery. But I can't. Not with these. They are such superb work.

#needlelace #lace #doilies #I can't even

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lyxchen · 5 months

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I am so unwell about them <333

(I made four more versions of this)

#i can't even #the episode isn't even out yet #but i Had to draw this #also this is day three of me drawing every day for my mental health <3 #i love fourteen's suit but also that pattern takes some time to draw lol #doctor who #doctor who spoilers #dw spoilers #donna noble #fourteenth doctor #14th doctor #doctor who fanart #lyxchen's art #donna holding on to his arm is so special to me <333

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hartlesshart · 8 days

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Happy 1st anniversary to Burning Shores' release! My final artwork of the week is some album art for my dear talented friend, @xamiipholia 's incredible remix of For His Amusement by Oleksa Lozowchuk! -> Give it a listen! <- spoiler: It's a BOP!

This DLC means so much to me! Currently offering this art as part of my print run fundraiser! Check out my blog's homepage for the link to the shop.

#horizon forbidden west #horizon zero dawn #aloy #seyka #horizon fanart #burning shores #seykafirstanniversary #seyloy1stanniversary #seyloy #for his amusement #lgbtq #gayloy despite the homophobes #sen is so talented #I can't even #hartless doodles

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milaisreading · 11 months

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Jersey issues

Pairings:

Michael Kaiser x Reader x Alexis Ness

Warnings ⚠️: none really, reader uses she/her. Requests are open

⚽️Blue Lock belongs to:Muneyuki Kaneshiro and Yusuke Nomura⚽️

@shouaddict here ya go!

"Kaiser!"

"Ness!"

"Kaiser!"

"Ness!"

"Kais-"

"Ok! That's enough, what are you 2 even yelling about?!" (Y/n) yelled as she walked into the living room, wondering why the two were even yelling their last names. (Y/n) was exhausted from all the training today and running around to help the Bastard München players, the last thing she needed was for her two boyfriends to yell like idiots.

"(Y/n), Liebling tell Ness you plan on wearing my jersey for the upcoming matches Germany has." Kaiser said as walked over to her, put an arm around her waist and pulled her closer. The girl felt her face up as Ness sent Kaiser a nasty glare.

"Y-yeah... what do you mean by that?" She asked nervously.

"Well, I offered a genius idea of you wearing my jersey. After all, every good girlfriend supports their boyfriend." Kaiser said, moving closer to kiss the girl, but Ness quickly pulled her away.

"We were having a moment, Ness." The blonde glared at him.

"No, you were forcing that moment upon her and it was my idea first. (Y/n), you would rather wear my jersey, right?" Ness' glare softened as (Y/n) nervously looked between the two, then Kaiser sighed approaching the two.

"So? Who's it going to be?" The blonde questioned and (Y/n) felt a big weight on her shoulders as the two stared down at her.

"How... how about I just don't wear a jersey at all?" The two stopped glaring at each other and looked down at (Y/n).

"Liebe, what do you mean?" Ness raised an eyebrow as the girl fidgeted a little.

"Well, if wearing one or the other's jersey will cause this many issues... then it's better I wear a normal one. Besides, jersey or not I will still be supporting you two." (Y/n) explained quickly as she felt Kaiser grab her hand and Ness tighten his hold around her shoulders.

"If it causes this much trouble, it isn't really worth it!" (Y/n) shouted but they paid no mind, only glaring at each other.

(Y/n) was hoping and praying that after that day the two would stop arguing about the jersey. She really wished she could wear one, but she didn't want to make anyone upset. If (Y/n) wore Ness' jersey, Kaiser will be upset, if she worse Kaiser's Ness will be upset. She just wanted things to be normal again, but as the matches came closer, the more tense the situation became. (Y/n) could feel it, even if they said nothing mean to each other, she knew what they thought. So, in order to find a good solution, (Y/n) used the connections she made in Bastard München to ask for a small favor.

"Finally! There it is!" (Y/n) grinned as she left the building of the GFA. After days and days of waiting the item was done, and just on time! One thing (Y/n) didn't know was that a storm was forming back at their shared apartment.

"You know Ness, you are quite annoying." Kaiser said with a tight smile as the usually smiling boy sent him a glare.

"Right back at you, Kaiser."

There was a small silence as the two glared at each other in the kitchen, the jersey issue was still on their mind.

"You know, it would be better if (Y/n) wore my jersey. After all, I was her first pick and first date." Ness taunted, knowing well how Kaiser was still mad and jealous over that.

"Cute, and I was her first kiss. So who is really winning here?" Kaiser taunted back as Ness gripped tightly on his glass.

"That was a kiss-cam she was forced to do-"

"Ness! Kaiser! Look what I got!" (Y/n)'s voice was heard from the entrance and the duo stopped glaring at each other. It felt like a storm of clouds was lifted and the duo smiled when they saw here.

"(Y/n)! Why did you leave the stadium so early?" Ness asked as he ran to hug her.

"Sorry about that... but I had a pretty good reason!" (Y/n) said sheepishly as she kissed the boy's cheek. Annoyed at the attention she gave him, Kaiser walked up to (Y/n) and pointed at his cheek.

"And me?" He pouted as (Y/n) giggled at his behavior, but smiled as he got a kiss too.

"Anyways, I got myself something. You know the jersey issue from days ago?" The two looked at each other and nodded their heads.(Y/n) got out of Ness' grip and opened the package. The two looked at each other in confusion and then back at (Y/n), wondering what had happened now.

"See! Now I can wear both of your names!" The girl exclaimed, showing them a jersey of Germany's national team, just a little modified. The front was normal, just that it was missing the number but the back was what caught their attention.

The back, instead of one last name, had both of their last names.

'Ness-Kaiser.' They read as (Y/n) started explaining herself, a little bit embarrassed.

"I-I really want to support you both! And if this is how you would appreciate the support, I will wear this jersey! It's so weird, I know-" Ness let out a squeal at how cute it was and hugged her, while Kaiser took the jersey to inspect it, blushing a little in the process.

"This is so cute! My girlfriend is so precious!" Ness said as he kissed (Y/n) on the cheek.

"Our girlfriend, Ness." Kaiser corrected as he kissed (Y/n)'s other cheek.

"And it is adorable, but..."

"But?" (Y/n) raised her eyebrow as Kaiser pointed at the last names.

"We need to get you another one. Kaiser-Ness sounds way better than Ness-Kaiser." Que protests from the magenta-eyed boy as (Y/n) let out a laugh.

'They are idiots... but they are my idiots after all.'

#bllk #blue lock anime #blue lock manga #bllk x reader #blue lock x reader #blue lock poly #michael kaiser #michael kaiser x reader #alexis ness #alexis ness x reader #kaiser x reader x ness #this is so cringe #i can't even #bastard munchen

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disneynerdpumpkin · 5 months

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