You know I just realized something. All this fighting of who should suffer and there’s only one correct answer

You. For making us choose. Sleep with one eye open Kal

Oh don't be dramatic babe

turtely's OTP challenge!

now on AO3! (tumblr link)

read the (slightly improved) 7th part here:

summary: When Mrs. Hudson passes away, the unusual family of three is devastated. Sherlock shuts off, Rosie cries every day and John is desperately trying to keep it together for their sake.

Until one day, Rosie asks for "Lock", and the great detective shows a talent John wasn't aware of yet.

General Audience, 2112 Words. Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash, Parent!lock, Minor Character Death, it's sad i am sorry, but it is REEEEAAALLLLY sweet, i promise you won't regret reading this. (i mean you never know but i tried my best to make this rude prompt into something wholesome still)

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Y’all, I think I just found my new favourite horse in this game.

Roger & Val have just got in (2010) / Three Pines (2022) 

Me whenever you try to convince me that I consume baby birbs for a living 😒😒😒😒

Thank you for following and all, but...uhm...

I didn't take your necklace, ok? I know you are not the real Wraith, but...

I didn't take it, I swear

@ivorywraith

I apologise for the women I will become once I get back to reading Elijah fanfics

To anyone who’s seen me in that particular phase knows what’s wrong w me 🧍🏻‍♀️‼️

TAGGING : @amxto @hvnyacoded @strwbrry-mntss @yoghurtsan

YOU FIX THAT KASTLE FICLET YOU JUST WROTE. COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW. HOW DARE. I AM FRAGILE!!!

FUNNILY ENOUGH I WAS LITERALLY JUST OPENING TUMBLR LIKE "I WONDER IF MADS HAS SEEN THAT KASTLE PROMPT FILL YET. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH."

SO IN OTHER WORDS, THIS PLEASES ME GREATLY.

Oh I am TOTALLY NOT writing something. Absolutely not, no no. I am not writing the story of my god au. WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?!

Meme Animatic for the SAMS! I miss my boys and I just want everything to be okay, but I'm enjoying the ride for sure!! This was goofy and is a between animatic for a larger project I'm working on but I hope you likey!

Here's a few stills:

A conversation on discord as to why @lucario335 thinks my Sun is always gotta fat dumpy feat. @clairauswolfus and our friend Obvi! And PROOF! (The homies are Wilding in my server yall)

please do not im braindead enough rn

its 1am and im no thinky rn

i just laughed for like a minute about toothbrushing being referred to as cleaning ones skeleton

none of you whores have a good sleep schedule

also this is funny as fuck

i alr saw the preview but i need a cigarette every time i click on ur account now

🙎🙎

It is morning and I must go to school — to no one's surprise, I am eepy 😴

the chill zone??? excuse me discord i have things to say

bro you've been dead for 4 days ⁉️ you're brewing up something in that drafts of yours, aren't you ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

- ji 🤜

what? 😭 oh please, i'm not. (how the fuck do you know)

raspberry ice

Try me. U won’t win :)