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theglassdragoncollective · 4 days

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While I am getting more comfortable, human legs will probably always feel deeply horrifying to me conceptually

#whitney speaks #i am a plant #straight up body horror for plants #what do you mean you don't have a root system????#you can just FALL OVER???#terrifying #the escapees

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dragonsdelightstudio · 5 months

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Doctor: Have you thought about light therapy?

Me: This is my light therapy.

#plantblr #plants #indoor garden #exotic plants #horticulture #i am a plant

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myfuckingbudapestmovie · 8 months

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I am a plant, not a trash bin

#I am a plant #not a trash bin #anker köz #budapest #hungary #magyarország #street art hungary

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musicaltrash · 8 months

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If you were a plant what would you be?

VENUS FLY TRAP I LOVE VENUS FLY TRAPS AAAAAAAAAAA

#i am a plant #yippeeee

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boredgoon · 1 year

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I am a plant

reasoning: I need water and proper nutrients to live. Plus I am constantly being told I need more sunlight. I grow slowly, and if I get damaged I can heal with time.

In conclusion, I am a plant.

#I am a plant #science says so #probably #I’m still not going outside

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realnielsbohr · 2 years

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god I fucking love matcha. photosynthesizing rn

#ppl r like 'ooooh matcha tastes like dirt and grass' ok yum yum more for me #I LOVE CHLOROPHYLL AND DIRT #I AM A PLANT #made myself a latte w the matcha I had sitting in my fridge I bought to make brownies months ago #and ough its so good #I love getting matcha when I go to coffee shops n stuff but doing homemade matcha is good too #ben talks

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intrinsically-disordered-proxein · 2 months

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we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

#the left is lettuce and the right is cabbage (brassica) if that was not clear #i am a brassica stan through and through #biology #botany #plant genetics #idek what these tags are i need to sort these at some point

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mienar · 1 month

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the wandering painter, part one

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#artists on tumblr #illustration #animated illustration #animation #backgrounds #animated gifs #background illustration #myillust #landscape #plants #scenery #summer #hiii! just wanted to share an artwork i made that's super fresh from the oven ksfknsf #'the wandering painter' will be a series that consists of artworks that has elements that i struggle to draw and am trying to improve on!#ive always really struggled with the process of painting (for example) clouds fields grass grasslands flowers etc #despite the end result coming out satisfactory imo but i cant deny that it most of the time feels like a fluke #so this series would consist of my journey of improving how to draw said elements/areas more confidently :D #this artwork in particular - i studied and practiced how to paint/draw silver grass better along with grasses and clouds #i feel like im sorta getting the hang of it but theres definitely room to study and experiment how i can paint it better #so yeah! nonetheless i really hope you'll like this! and i hope you'll have a lovely day/night ahead <3333

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possibly-a-table-or-just-gay · 4 months

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gay people can never say 'I love you' it's always gotta be some shit like "I have never been so wrong, in all my life"

#bagginshield #i was going to do the 'plant your trees watch them grow' speech but i am not in the mood to cry rn #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #thorin x bilbo #the hobbit #the hobbit movies

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lisamar1exo · 10 months

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harlivy 🌱❤️

#harlivy #harley quinn #poison ivy #pamela isley #harlivy fanart #harlivy art #my art #POISON IVY I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU #as a plant lesbian i just think she’s never done anything wrong in her life

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featherlessbipedal · 1 year

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It’s funny that I have spent 20-odd years trying to fit in with the world around me and always stuck out. I spent 20 years trying to be loved and forcing myself to be someone I wasn’t.

It’s funny that I wasn’t accepted even though I was the biggest doormat. Since nothing I did made people like me, I stopped caring. I leaned into my personality. I discovered the joy of simply being. I have friends who love me and think of me.

I am happy. I am not a doormat (maybe a little). I am me.

This long rambling note is just to say, it gets better. It takes years. Sometimes YOU have to get better - to accept yourself, to stop caring.

It’s not a lot from a stranger, but I love you. I’m in your corner.

#rambles #humanity #a plant has to be nurtured #you are a plant #i am a plant #not all plants need the same things #what’s good for the cactus is lethal for the mangrove

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midwesternlariat · 9 months

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I AM UNDER ATTACK

#the devil plants words in my mind and i am incapable of rest until i blight the world with them

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transgendz · 2 months

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My roommate and I are financially unstable while he does through a long, complicated diagnosis process that started as we stopped being homeless. I just got a job, and it's going to pay well and allow us to get caught up and stable, but I don't get my check for a week and a half. We have rent due on the 1st, our storage bill due at the end of the month, and we are out of food.

Dm me for proof or details

I will do art for anyone who gives, just message me @theartistrans I also take commissions there.

Dm me for zelle

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#for anyone curious we are growing our own food to reduce food costs and thats going well but takes literal months and we were only able to #start as it got warmer so things are a little slow on that but we also have enough planted to feed us already so theres that #and i am actually still applying to more jobs in hopes of getting a 2nd because its expensive to have medical issues turns out #we are just now recovering from bad malnutrition issues thats kept us both on and off sick for months and my roommate is still severely #underweight but hes gained a little🎉

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hedgehog-moss · 2 months

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In my neverending quest to keep Pampérigouste from achieving her dreams, I have launched a formal investigation into her last escape, which I had no explanations for at the time.

I figured it out! At the far far end of her pasture, near the road, a few fence posts have become more or less horizontal (the ground is quite wet / muddy there so they've never been very stable, especially with Pirlouit using them to scratch his forehead)—so instead of a high jump + long jump combo to get to the road, Pampe just had to clear the long jump over the ditch. Which is still impressive.

I also suspect that she chose to escape from this place near the road on a snowy morning as a deliberate strategy, knowing the snow plough would erase any traces of her jump, thus preventing me from discovering where the weak spot in the fence was. Well done.

You need 2 people to fix these fence posts so in the meantime I decided to kill two birds with one stone: cut all the broom and thorny bushes in this corner of the pasture and use them to form a discouraging barrier. I set to work earlier this week, and here's the same place as above, mid-process:

When I texted my mum to tell her about my new thorn-based anti-Pampe plan of action, she said "Like the Maasai who make fences with thorny acacia branches to keep out lions!" and it made me feel even more confident. I mean, I have neither acacia nor Maasai fencing techniques but my thorny shrubs are pretty aggressive, they pricked my fingers even through my thick work gloves—which felt satisfying in an anticipatory way. Excellent! prick Pampe's nose exactly like this. How could a llama not be deterred by a fence material that deters apex predators?

Vexingly enough, she seemed quite supportive of my efforts. At one point she breathed some warm air against my shoulder in a gentle, patronising way.

We were engaged in psychological warfare all afternoon—every time I stepped away from my vegetal fence, feeling like it was now good enough, Pampe would immediately come to inspect it, cheerful and impatient, which sapped my confidence so I would go and add a few more shrubs. (Note that I sort of plaited the first / biggest shrubs with the pre-existing fence so they don't go flying on the road, and so Pampe can't just push them aside.)

On the right: Poldine, looking for little fresh leaves to eat amidst the chaos. On the left: Pampérigouste, thinking.

(At this point the barrier was only 20% thorns, and 80% broom—the fact that she waded through it without a care and didn't prick her belly made me go and add more thorny shrubs, and pack them more densely)

It's kind of fun watching Pampe think, honestly. Can I jump over this? Do I have enough visibility? Can I eat my way to freedom (again)? But these shrubs are disgusting. Am I above exploiting my daughter's lack of culinary discernment to achieve my goals? Maybe I should go back to my calculations re: probability of wild boar destruction. I may have pincushions for hands after handling prickly bushes for two hours but I'm helping stimulate my llama's intellect and creativity and that's so important.

I tried to alternate broom and thorny branches so that the non-thorny broom became tangled up with thorns and brambles to form an impenetrable and incomprehensible wall. I will call it this method the salmagundi-fence.

Poldine is in awe of my vegetal installation.

Can I just say, compared to Pampérigouste who constantly has a devilish glint in her eye, Pampelune's face exudes wholesome politeness and moral goodness. It's still hard to believe they're mother and daughter.

I went home once my fence started looking like Maleficent's forest of thorns and Pampe had long stopped trying to wade through it, but I still felt antsy and ended up coming back one hour later to have my apéritif with the llamas so I could keep an eye on Pampe until nightfall.

... where is Pampe?

Oh. Here. No worries!

Still staring at the road. Still thinking.

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With all that said, please admire my beautifully delirious Forest of Thorns-fence and let me know what you think.

#crawling along #llama drama #(i am not sponsored by kindle i just had it balanced on my knee)#in the photo where pampe is patronisingly praising my efforts you can see a remnant of the police tape from the jungle fence saga!#i should remove it. She was not intimidated by police tape for very long #if ever at all #anyway i've started planting a few interesting shrubs along the road to form a living fence but it's a very slow process #i'm ages away from reaching this part of the pasture

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nothingbizzare · 3 months

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Doodles I made in class hehe

#i mostly of the time have like 2 crayons or pensils and 2 poscas and thats all to do sketchbook art #drawing teru washing dishes and talking on the phone #at this point i just draw him doing the most simple things ever like watering plants or cooking or sketching #the shigeo one is kinda like really me thinking about #about how he tries to separate himself from his other part of himself #him learning to accept this and be himself #i have been thinking recently a lot about Teru and Mob and hwo they deal with their own emotions and how they hide their emotions #I AM GONNA CRY #nothingbizzare art #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho fanart #teruki hanazawa #shigeo kageyama #mp100 fanart

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crabsnpersimmons · 4 months

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thanks for the positive response to himbo Moon! he also wanted to say thanks:

some extras under the cut!

Edit: Image descriptions added!

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oh and in case you're curious about what his new body looks like, i managed to remember to take a picture of the sketch before inking! he basically has glamrock freddy's model design, except his legs and feet are more slender so he can be more light on his feet:

also... i did the math (meaning, i eyeballed a height chart with freddy's model and put the numbers in an ellipse calculator i found online)—freddy, and therefore moon here, has a bust size of 179.74 cm or 70.76 inches (almost 5'11" circumference).

writing muse: not thicc enough. the world record for the largest muscular chest is 74 inches!

...do with that information what you will

this is what i did with that information (with a cameo of @vacantfields's android moon! they've got a bit of rivalry/affair/kismesis between each other ♠️)

poor hairdresser himbo moon isn't as flexible as he used to be :')

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