Words can't explain how much i love whoever tf runs The Boys social media accounts

i take back when i said i wasnt calling rust gay bc what's this, good cop fag cop?

what do you MEANNNNN people think it's weird if the party drink next season (which isn't even confirmed to be happening like-) WHANHFDBDJDBDHD WHY IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH EVERYTHING WHEN IT COMES TO THESE CHARACTERS why can people not let them be the teenagers that they are or grow up hooooly shit. these topics are hypothetical theories for now, it's all just fun during this hiatus!!

I'd care so much less if people just said "it's not for me personally" in their actual posts and not in replies to people later, bc people's actual posts are worded like something is actually wrong with the ideas being discussed, wrong for the characters, which is never true. your personal tastes or discomforts don't = what is relevant for characters OR other people in the fandom, come on 😭

anyway will byers is a giggly affectionate drunk you heard it here first

ok but like. now i'm thinking about byan in class...

doodling in their notebooks always, sometimes while listening & paying attention, other times... very much not.

in a similar vein, getting ideas for new outfits or tattoos and not being able to wait so they start sketching the ideas out right then & there and... completely focusing on that instead of what they're supposed to be doing.

straight up zoning out, staring at the walls.

constant fidgeting/stimming; tapping pens or fingers, bouncing leg, twirling or pulling on their hair, chewing pens/pencils/ends of their sleeves, tugging on jewelry, etc.

getting shit for fidgeting too loudly or for it being "too distracting" for the other students.

getting up and walking right out the door any time they're expected to read something aloud (& often getting into verbal and sometimes even physical confrontations with the teacher over it).

getting into verbal fights with teachers in general over minor (& sometimes not so minor) things.

messing around on their phone under their desk. this happens a lot when they get frustrated with assignments, have to read too much, or simply can't focus.

ummm okay so people at work were talking about pride month again

and someone said “everyone here is gay, only *name*, *name*, and grace aren’t” and i’ll tell you- the face I made (that I think only one person saw) was probably so incredibly telling lmao but idc because wtfff and yeah :/

Me looking at my own mood boards like “oh yeah this guy gets it”

a canticle for leibowitz a book that is like a vaccine in getting you to forgive fictional christians for being annoying. i love you religion prevailing after the world ends and then starts again i love you the cyclical nature of man and empires and nations

'perhaps i will write a little samira indulgence today' i say to myself as if this is somehow not allowed and she would not be a part of my nano. as if it is not literally all about her

What type of villain are you?

For the Greater Good

Perhaps you do not believe what you are doing can truly be classified as evil. Perhaps some people will be hurt from the immediate consequences of your actions, but what the masses fail to see is the immense good that will come of your plans. Maybe you act in the name of science, or for your people who have fallen on great tragedy. Maybe you see cracks in a failing system and want to uproot it through chaotic, destructive means to avoid greater tragedy down the line. Maybe you're just in with a bad crowd, but you can't leave them, no matter how unsavory their intentions, because they're your only ticket to your ultimate goals. No matter what, your goals are noble, and you take no joy in wreaking havoc or hurting those in your way, but the evils you partake in are necessary. If you need to play the bad guy to ensure a better future, then you are willing to play that part.

The Coward

You didn't have another choice, honest! Have these people SEEN what the heroes are up against? It'd end you in an instant, whether that be a lovecraftian abomination with a hold on your soul, a rampaging monster that's destroying more than a hurricane and an earthquake could in one fell swoop, a shadow organization that has tabs on everyone you love and will end them in an instant, or just a particularly grumpy boss that might yell at you if you don't fall in with his excessively tyrannical methods, you can't go risking your neck for the poor saps that think they can stop it. No way, you're staying on the bad guy side, where it's SAFE.

tagged by: @gerudospiriit thank you! tagging: uhhhh everyone's done this by now i think--??

i love being that one friend with a very chaotic personality that gives horrible advice on purpose (then gives some actually good advice) and offers to murder people for you but i also. would like to be taken more seriously. in a "please stop using me as just comedy i am a real person and don't find the jokes you make at my expense (is that the word?) funny" way

I just think that no children by the mountain goats and soukoku. It just, yes.

they are truly the epitome of 'you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand' idc what anyone says

was looking to see if amazon sells kaidou figurines so i could make a halfass joke and i did not find that but i did find out that if you search "shun kaidou" the second result is. red bandages

is max bald in the dune au 🧐

LMAO no he's not 😂 at some point charles buries his fingers into max's hair, so it's definitely there!

ughhhh someone kill me i think i might like stay on the third floor today i actually cant deal with her today

had a dream where you (your pfp at least) were choosing a few select people to survive (?? armageddon maybe? can't remember) and i just sorta followed you around confusedly until i woke up. what are you planning and can you add me to the list pretty pretty please

ure telling me i possessed the bodies of final fantasy catboys dan and phil to make the call on who gets to survive the apocalypse and u weren’t one of the first people i said “okay, you stay” to? maybe i didn’t say it bc it was obvious to me you’d get to stick around 😤 don’t worry about what i’m planning just know i’d keep you safe *kabedons u*

we all hate the porn bots... but some of these URLs that have been following me are so fucking funny lmao