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LAW’S FIRST TIME BACK IN THE MANGA (kind of) SINCE APRIL 2023
#huge day for hot people#and crazy people#i’m the second#trafalgar law#trafalgar d water law#one piece#bepo#uhg i miss them#oda pls#bring them back to me
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she’s so lesbian i love her
#house dimitrescu#resident evil village#cassandra dimitrescu#resident evil 8#daniela dimitrescu#bela dimitrescu#re8#alcina dimitrescu#no no no you don’t understand#unlike her sisters cass owns it and she KNOWS that she’s hot and attracts a lot of attention and our little queen lives for that kind of#attention#people throw themselves at her feet and she loves it#cass is the one who’s never short of people to be around#no girl can resist her charm and she is there so seize the day#making her mama proud but also worried because just be careful okay??#but like she’s a huge flirt and isn’t above fooling around#but when it comes down to an actual relationship yeah lol not many can make it near that#bc cass has high standards and just…doesn’t trust people that easily to bring them THAT close#headcanon
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back of pete wentz head so hot
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Ghost eats a lot. He has to if he wants to keep his huge physique and the demand of being able to carry almost a hundred pounds of gear at minimum and have the strength to fight his foes with the precise speed he canonically has in hand to hand as well as running as fast as fcking Captain America??
We have seen this man run through that forest in that one video??? Iykyk.
Yeah, I’m sorry to say but that man is PACKING away food like a damn horse. There’s no way that man starves himself. That’s a motherfucker who has the appetite to compete with a fucking Hobbit. He’s got a special diet of five meals per day💀
#this man eats the military out of house and home#I’m sorry but I do NOT believe for a second Simon starved himself for days like some people hc#especially if he’s on deployment#when he’s at home? I truly believe he’s binging food all day.#I mean he’s got food within five feet of his vicinity. It doesn’t matter if it’s cooked by him or shit he bought at a market#that’s also not to mention if he has a fast metabolism he’s going to be hungry within like an hour or two. he needs those calories#big beast of a man like him eats lke there’s no tomorrow#I’m sorry to rant(?) but this has been bothering me for a hot minute#the only reason *why* he might not eat is either rationing giving it to another who needs it more like an injured comrade or civilians#A hangry Simon Riley would level a town for some Cheetos#this man would be grateful if someone cooked him a big ass meal and it meets his huge appetite lbr#a way to a man’s heart? through the stomach#cod#cod mw2#cod modern warfare#cod mwii#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon riley call of duty#ghost call of duty#simon riley x reader
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Oh. Oh no. Could it already be..? Why yes, yes it was. Copperhead sighs, pressing two scaly fingertips to the bridge of his nose - not that doing so would help the bouquet of aromas currently flooding his senses. Valentine's Day was coming, but that wasn't the problem. Beyond the sickeningly sweet scent of flowers and chocolates, he could smell that spring was on the way and if it was like all the previous years, he was in for a rough couple of weeks.
#🐍 || musings#People only have to worry about Valentine's Day but Copperhead has the first few weeks of spring to get all hot and bothered#Cold winters and brumation only makes things worse#A slave to his instincts really#But spring is a HORRIBLE time for Copperhead because all those instincts are a huge distraction in his line of work#Feeling the sun on his scales again is nice but those urges are not#Spring: 🌞🌾🌱🌷🌼🐸 🌸 🌈#Snake instincts: 👀#Just a quick funny bc I'm working Sunday too >:)
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oh so now the birds are eating the <25 cherries i've got growing on my tiny tree
literally everything i've planted in this fucking garden has either died on its own or has been killed by birds/bugs
#my garden is a microcosm of my whole life right now#my life has been on a downward spiral since last july and bestie i am starting to reach my fucking limit#defaulting to thinking ''i wish i were dead'' at every little inconvenience is BAD!!!! i know!!!! but it's true!!!#the mint from trader joe's was infested with aphids and i've been cleaning it off every day for 2 weeks and it's STILL got them#like... this plant is 1 foot tall with two little stalks and less than 30 leaves. it hasn't grown in the 2 months i've had it#the money plant still reeks of mold and has to live outside because of its smell and the fungus gnats#the golden sage just fuckin.... burned to death????? it turned gray and DIED#the one and only bean plant that sprouted just ejected the only 2 true leaves it bothered growing#the originally robust blackberry cane is withering. the other two did get better but started from the ground up. there's 1 blackberry total#the rosemary hasn't gotten any bigger in the 3 months i've had it#the scotch brooms don't look so good. the salvia haven't gotten any bigger in 3 months and the creeping phlox bleached and died#the thyme is doing okay and the culinary sage is hanging in there but i don't have high hopes#not a single fucking wildflower sprouted in the yard. i used 2 bags of seed+mulch that was supposed to cover 600sq ft (the yard is 400)#the mourning doves ate a bunch of the seeds and the rest never sprouted#there's a few puny sunflower sprouts but the cottontail came and ate some of those leaves#the cottontail also ate an entire stalk of the potted mystery flowers#the huge plant i moved in November... the one that surprisingly survived frost/freeze... can't handle the heat and is now dead#i just...#the job market is awful. the salaries are worse. the neighborhood is in the middle of nowhere and inhabited by paranoid cops#everyone has big dogs who go apeshit when they hear ppl walking#and the fences are short and the dogs are big so i'm scared to go walking because EVERY. DAY. on the nextdoor app are people#announcing that they found a dog wandering the neighborhood. or ppl saying ''omgggg my dog got out of the yard! have u seen it?''#spring was all wind/gusty and it battered the blackberries and sucked all the moisture out of the yard#so the 2 tons of compost that we rototilled into the dirt? it's just dust now. there's nothing living in that soil#and now summer is here and it's too hot and these plants don't have a chance#i hate everything
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i think i understand dating now. you find a person that seems cool and you become their friend but in a romantic way until you. actually love them. yes?
#bluebird.txt#i am schrodinger's understander of romance#90% of the time i'm like why would anyone date a stranger#why would you do that#like you have a friend then you get close to that friend then become romance??#i had a HUGE crush on a girl earlier this year and then one day i made a new friend- NO romantic feelings for her at all-#but suddenly my crush evaporated in an instant? i just stopped thinking abt her or feeling anything when i DID think abt her. completely.#but like. you meet person. become friend. then you love them. then romance. yes?#that's always been my thought process of how it works#so now i’m like oh that's how Dating works! you just pick a person and fuck around and find out if you'll love them????#it's like friendship but with. romance. hey does anyone fucking know what romance is by the way#I Don't Know Anything Ever 👍🏼#also do people really see other people and think wow i want to fuck them#bc like. i've seen hot people i like hot people but i don't think ive ever seen a hot person and thought about sex#i’ve been like wow they are extremely attractive to me but never wow i want to fuck that#is that actually how people feel? they see an attractive person and they get horny? just like that?#like physically in your genitals horny??#i'll shut up now. once again I Don't Know Anything At All 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼#i WANT to date someone to know what it's like but what i really want is to fake date a friend#fuck all this shit i really might be aroace. i fucking might. i am so not sure about anything.#who give a shit i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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if you run a cooking website for "easy, limited ingredient AIP recipes" that use 30 different hard to find, hard to prepare, expensive ingredients that will take multiple hours to prep and cook... i hope you step on a lego every single day of your life. <3
#i have NO fucking idea why people think chronically ill people can cook things that even the average person wouldn't want to tackle???#absolutely boggles the mind. like. sorry if you could give me 5 ingredients i can buy frozen and throw into a pot together that'd be great!#i have no income my joints constantly hurt and i get dizzy if i'm upright for longer than a couple of minutes...#i am NOT going to stand in the kitchen over a hot stove for 2hrs making smth that'll last me 2 days and doesn't even taste that great.#and it wouldn't be a huge deal if that wasn't EVERY SINGLE AIP WEBSITE. i've yet to find one that's TRULY made for chronically ill ppl.#046 texts#food -
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I'm seriously hanging on by a thread right now I might just go drop dead 😭
#work has just been really overwhelming today I'm going to crack#I hate people#I almost broke down in front of the usher manager today because our radio died while we were falling behind becaus3#one of the theatres got out slightly late and set us back for like 45 minutes because everything was gettinf out one on top of the other#on complete opposite ends of the theater#amd it's not a small building guys#and I was already angry because there was a huge spill in a theater earlier I had to get a mop for and it was a pain in the ass#then we started falling behind and when we fall behind I get really stressed so I jad to ask the usher manager for help to catch up when we#were switching radios and even with his help we didn't catch back up until JUST NOW because we're on a 30 minute set break#and I've jusy been stressing and running around the theater and I want to go home and cry and drop dead#I'm so hot and tired and drained amd my legs have been sore for DAYS and this is NOT helping and I hate it here and I qant a real job#like I'm fucking 24 years old this shouldn't be the best I can do but trying to find anything else to get out of here has been IMPOSSIBLE#and I just feel so hopeless and helpless and trapped and miserable#I'm so angry and sad and tired and in pain and miserable all the time now#and it's awful and I hate it I don't wanna be that wah anymlre#I can't even type oh my god#I'm dying#abby's having a crisis
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Him.................
#fire emblem#aughh..... i gotta finish the last book. 🙃#it's like really good. think i stopped after the iconic 'i killed him and now i'm gonna kill you' alfonse moment#and that really tender and sweet moment right after w sharena.#i feel like sometimes i get so deeply attached to something that i just have to freeze it in time.#preserve it in amber. ect ect#also i'm still refusing to accept bruno's death. yeah my man has been surrounded by death flags since day one.#but like bro i feel like this counts as cruel and unusual punishment for a gacha character. like.#was introduced as like a Main Character but has never been a playable unit base form has been absent from the story for years#has One (1) playable appearance in an alt and now he's fucking kilt. after what was it again??? five fukcing years??????? my man.#i'm really bummed askr dies so shortly after being introduced too like. bro.... you are the god of askr.......#there was. so much. that could have been explored. maybe. idk. all this is second hand. he's also just warm and friendly and hot. huge L.#but yeah i fucking get it this is War The Game people Will Die. could bruno at very least have survived tho. escape the narrative a bit.#i was also just really scared of any. developments. but i heard from my sister it's fine and vero has really nice character growth#(i am so against alf/vero as a romantic pair it's UNREAL and i think i'd have to kill if they were endgame. sorry. except not really.)#but yeah new book!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!! i do miss him........... i wonder if summoner will be present for this one.#fe alfonse
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I will also be at Philly fan expo! I'm going by myself so I'm very nervous. But I really hope I get to meet you when I'm there on Saturday.
YESSSSSSSS, I'm always so so happy when I hear another one of us is going! 🎉🎉🎉 I'm hoping to make it easy to spot me (cosplay + my lanyard covered in buttons) and I'll be updating whenever I'm around DD stuff like the panel or in line for autographs/pics. I hope I get to see you too, I have my little bag of penguin charms to give out to any readers I bump into, so if you do see me and want one, don't be afraid to come say hi!
I also totally get being nervous - pre-covid, every year I went to this one con for yeeears (two days of driving to get to that one), and before I developed a pack of friends to meet up with, I felt the same way! It wound up being so worth it though, and ironically I made friends with a bunch of other people who ALSO came alone, some of whom are now very good friends of mine (IF YOU'RE READING THIS SHELLY, I LOVE YOU). I'm hoping the same thing happens with all of us headed there for DD!
#ask response#philly fan expo#oh god I'm so excited#AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YA'LL#PENGUIN CHARM FOR YOU#i was scared shitless the first time i did that long solo drive to the con but damn it was life changing and so worth it#i wouldn't have made half the friends i did otherwise AND felt so encouraged by like minded people#that i felt more confident writing trt#because I was no longer The Weird Person which was so huge#i am all about con trips now and i've missed it terribly during covid due to health issues#i'll post my lanyard with its pins a few days before the con#and then all you'll have to look for is a masked Jessica Jones with that lanyard!#(although if it gets hot I may take the coat off blrgh)
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Every time I acquire a taste for a new food it becomes an addiction. It was like that with coffee, and avocados, and now spicy (hot, not just seasoned) food. God help me I'm probably going to destroy my stomach soon.
#personal#I ate hot sauce the other day and got a huge dopamine hit#the sales guy giving out samples gave me the hottest stuff he was selling#and I was mildly nervous ngl#but I was able to handle and even enjoyed it#I've been telling people I can handle “a little bit” of heat but uh#I MAY have been selling myself short#I've cooked with habeneros but haven't tried eating one straight
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time to go take care of my grandma’s dog so i can get laundry done before ten today :)
#she and my grandpa are out of town#and the dog is Stubborn and doesn't really like many others#or at least listen to them. he's pretty friendly#just not a good listener#so i take care of him when they're out of town#and i go over a couple times a day bc he stays in the kennel (its very big and has water food and plenty of shade) when nobody's home#bc he likes to chase things and has gotten bitten more than once#and he's also huge so not many people trust him not to hurt them bc he's still young and likes to jump#so i'm taking care of him for a while and i'm going before the sun comes up bc its supposed to be Hot today :(#em rambles
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I love those attempts at positivity posts that are like I HATE conventionally attractive hot sexy people give me someone with fugly disgusting ugly ass features like a huge ugly nose any day of the week. 🤗
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Viking Price eating out his wife and pampering her after she got better from a very ugly winter cold that could have been deadly🥺🥺
c/w: mentions of sickness, vomiting, death, smut, cunnilingus, public sex bc you know I love that <3
price is very into fulfilling his role in your marriage. whether he likes you or not, he has an example to se to his clan. you both do. it is both yours and johns role to provide a stable example of a healthy marriage
this means sticking to the vows you took on your wedding day. in sickness and in health, he had taken you in your health for months so when you came down with a horrid illness, it was time for him to double down
he took a huge step back from leading the clan, putting his faith in his second-in-command, simon. he spent his time tending to you, never leaving your side. he carried you when you were too weak to carry yourself, like a strong husband should
he bathed you when you had bad days, which was more often than not. climbing into the tub, cradling your aching body to his chest. he lets your body go limp against his as he cleans the sweat off that had clung to your skin during your hot flashes
his fingers would gently rake through your hair, bunching up the strands away from your face as you empty your guts out into a bucket. spewing up the food that john had slowly fed you earlier
there was a time where he prepared for the worst, accepting that he may have to bury his wife sooner than he thought. however, you had miraculously pulled through. price had sent gaz and soap on an expedition to a faraway village to gather some new healing herbs that john had heard about through the grapevine
you were far too weak to make the journey yourself and john had no intentions of leaving your side. the clan praying for your recovery every night before they lay their heads down to sleep
naturally, the news of your sudden recovery had resulted in a huge celebration. a huge feast being held with wine and music and dancing. it was after hours, and all the children of the clan were at home in bed as the adults continued celebrating
john was in his usual seat, at the head of the table. you planted on his thigh, one arm keeping you steadying against his burly chest. soft giggles leaving your mouth as your husband licks and bites at your neck
your hands are planted right on his pecs, loosely squeezing at the flesh there as your husbands hands travel up your skirt. his lips move down to your exposed clevage, dragging his tongue across your warm skin
you reach behind you to grab the goblet of wine you had been drinking from all evening. a blissful feeling bubbling in your gut from the excitement of getting off with your husband in front of all these people
it’s not like you and john are the only ones. just another couple getting busy in the quiet corners of the hall. perhaps because it’s different this time. this is intimate. affectionate. maybe even loving
you take a long drink of the wine before gripping johns jaw tightly and pull him away from your chest, tilting the bottle towards his mouth. with a soft growl, he takes a few big sips before throwing the bottle to the ground and causing it to shatter
the loud, sudden noise attracts a few stares but this doesn’t stop john from placing his large paws on your ass and hoisting you up onto the table. he spreads your legs, making sure both of your feet are planted on the edge before pushing your skirts up to your hips
his hands caress your thighs, squeezing at the flesh there intermittently. he leans forwards and spits a large glob of saliva onto your cunt. the sensation combined with the booze causes you to let out a little gasp which soon turns into a soft moan when he leans forward and wraps his lips around your clit and sucks on it
your husband seems to pay no mind to the numerous set of eyes that are trained on you both in this moment. looking up at you though hooded eyes as he laps at your pussy
his beard against the sensitive skin of your cunt makes you giggle, your brain spinning at the feeling of his warm, wet tongue spreading your folds apart before dipping into your entrance
your tipsy squeals and giggles making his cock twitch and leak against his hairy thigh. he takes one of his hands down to wrap around his cock, pumping it slowly with a tight grip. his other hand travels up your tummy where it meets yours, his thick fingers interlocking with yours as he moans into your pussy <3
#mw2#cod mw2#captain john price x reader#captain price x reader#price x reader#captain john price#john price#captain price#price#john price x reader#chief!price
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#day 2 of not having the time or energy to study#i am rapidly falling behind i fear#my flashcard app is finally working but my laptop just cannot handle it and it’s sooooo slow#maybe i will just. forgo the flashcards for now#idk man im so tired and it’s so hot and humid here which is sucking the energy out of me#i did clean my room today though which is a huge achievement like you should’ve seen it when i got home today. it was bad#cant wait for it to cool down except i can bc as bad as this is I know the winter will be worse#i always thought people were exaggerating when they said that california has the best weather but like.#gotdamn we really do have the best weather!!!#ramblings
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