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greghatecrimes · 7 months

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SURPRISE! The promised crack video arrives! >:) Happy International Lesbian Day!

This one goes out to not only my fellow House MD-loving lesbians, but especially to the lesbians in the writers' room. We see you, and we bask in the many gifts that you have given us. Real recognizes real. ;) Also, a special thank you to my buddy @childrenofmalkav for beta-watching this nonsense <3

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#house md #hate crimes md #greg house #hilson #chameron #allison cameron #robert chase #stacy warner #james wilson #remy thirteen hadley #an anya original #house md crack #my edits #video update #100 #truly one of the most autistic things ive ever done and i love it for me #200 #anya's bs (badly edited shitposts)

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call-me-fanvergent · 1 year

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @lincoln-still-sucks UR SO SEXY 😈

everybody go say happy birthday rn 😡

#house md #happy birthday #hannibal #isopods #ballora #bobs burgers #x files #hugh laurie #mads mikkelsen #house md crack #hannibal crack #fnaf

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starlightseraph · 2 months

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objectively the best soft/silly hilson episode is “black hole”, series 6, episode 16:

“you’ve never furnished a home.”

“i have furnished a bunch of homes.”

“no, you’ve married a bunch of women who furnished a bunch of homes.”

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“we had a table, chairs…”

“but no clue what any of it meant.”

“fine. i’ll hire a decorator.”

“perfect. another woman to tell you who you are.”

and then…

#cracking my teeth on the bars of my enclosure #hilson #hate crimes md #hugh laurie #rsl #robert sean leonard #house md #gregory house #james wilson #starlightseraph’s brainrot

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wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt · 3 months

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House has a meme Facebook page that's got like 200,000+ followers. Nobody knows it's him, and his only friend on there is Wilson. Except not Wilson's public Facebook account, it's an account Wilson made in high school that's under the name Jimmy (no last name), with its only post being an in depth rant about Team Edward VS Team Jacob.

#Sorry this is crack I don't remember writing it LMAO #house md #house #greg house #james wilson #gregory house #hilson #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #housemd #clearing out my drafts

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marc--chilton · 26 days

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house finding wilson ""interesting"" amongst a literal crowd of thousands is one thing but then to be proven right later when wilson flips his lid at a bar. theyre literally fanfiction but real but not

#house md #hilson #interesting is very subjective but whatvevr #one has to wonder how wilson felt during all that too #theyre freaks. affectionate and an insult #imagine getting served divorce papers right before big fuckoff conference for doctor things #and you blow your top because of a song on repeat so you cause property damage #only to get bailed out later by a guy who's sort of been stalking you all day with his blue x ray eyes #then you guys become best friends but also he makes jokes about wanting to fuck you a Lot #i want to study him like a little rat i wanna crack open his skull and touch his grey matter and see what twitches #anyway. im normal now

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preacherboyd · 1 year

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I need your help. House M.D. | 2x13 Skin Deep

#james wilson #greg house #hilson #houseedit #housemdedit #house md #house 2x13 #tor gifs #house laughing... :')#okay but house asking wilson to do his mri #and wilson cracking jokes to cheer him up :'))))))))))))))))#im face down spongebob sobbing .gif rn

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dragonkick-bootshine · 6 months

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cuddyyyyy and her boytoy(s)

#house #house md #house md fanart #hate crimes md #lisa cuddy #greg house #james wilson #hilson #slugs art #I usually at least attempt nanowrimo every year but this year I literally forgot about it until it was already november. so instead #I am trying to draw every day of november. no idea if I'll be able to keep it up but its worth a shot!#I have so many damn ideas for comics and things. mostly hilson focused (shockingly). I will probably be taking a crack at some of those #entirely likely that I will not share them. but maybe if I like them enough :)

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houseswife · 4 months

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one of my favourite things that the house md writers ever did was balancing out the overwhelming Heterosexuality™ of huddy’s getting-together episode by adding in whatever the fuck you call this

#wilson staring directly at house’s dick will never not crack me tf up #this was some of the most pointless faggotry they have ever employed #they were like yeah house has a girlfriend now. here’s some weird kinky homo imagery #also I’m not gonna lie season 7 had the dom wilson agenda fighting for its life #I guess that was his punishment for letting cuddy cuck him this bad 😞😞#house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #house/wilson #james wilson #hatecrimes md

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july-19th-club · 10 months

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house md wildest show on earth. a main character outright assassinates a known dictator, a moment that would be the very beginning or the mid-series crisis in any other show - an act which creates a power vacuum in a foreign nation already filled with child soldiers and genocide, and it's literally only brought up again throughout the season because that guy's wife divorces him over it. and occasionally to explore his relationship with who he is as a person and a catholic after having deliberately taken a life for what he calculates as the greater good, but mostly it's about his divorce

#i no longer think wilson is the most divorced guy ever #sure he's been divorced more TIMES than chase #but the things he's been divorced OVER are way more normal #it is so nuts like . chase. bobbie. rob. bobert. what happened next. in the country i mean #like the president is dead. does his regime crack down extra hard on the ethnic cleansing?#does the power vacuum give the opposition a chance to step in?#how much of what the president said about the people he's wiping out having been in a similar dictatorship in the past is true?#does the nation descend into civil war? is the president's death the excuse the us or england or whoever is waiting for to step in #and assume ad hoc governance thus destabilizing the region even more?#all because one guy in one hospital decided the math was in favor of his killing a guy if that guy was going to order more killings?#absolutely NEVER explored. yeah do no harm and the morals we share with our partners are important #but christ alive. the aftermath of the assassination could be a whole show in and of itself and im pretty sure it just never comes up #house is a show #house md #q

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meraarts · 1 year

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The guy saying “I’m just as straight as any of you” followed by a shot of both Thirteen and House making a face is so funny please

#the writers were on crack or something #house md #hatecrimes md #hilson #remy thirteen hadley

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sunwarmed-ash · 5 months

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Wilsons default to suggest to play truth or dare with a hot bisexual during lockdown is something that's actually so personal

#im both of them #but also being the only bi person in a cishet bubble i did get alot of dumbass questions #so it always cracks me uo #james wilson #thirteen #remy thirteen hadley #house md #lockdown

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greghatecrimes · 5 months

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this is literally from my own crack video, but every time I remember this I laugh so hard I can’t breathe

#if i don’t find it funny then who else is gonna find it funny?#this was the clip that started the whole thing<3 #remy thirteen hadley #greg house #house md crack #my edits #videos #house md #hate crimes md #4x15

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thankstothe · 3 months

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#house md #james wilson #lisa cuddy #gregory house #hilson #hudson #long post #screencap #s05e16 “The Softer Side”#discussing house like a feral pet of sorts #i understand #👏let👏my👏girl👏smoke👏crack👏#would be least of your problems tbh #wilson's obsession with house's happiness makes me dizzy #also hello cuddy not believing house can be happy and its all abt pain #then here and later she even “punished” house for avoiding it #longpost

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wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt · 6 months

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I'm so sorry but House bringing up Wilson nonstop whenever he's with Cuddy (even right after having sex), has the exact same energy as Hannibal being completely unable to have a single conversation with Alana without mentioning Will (even right after they just had sex)