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introspectivememories · 1 year

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Lmao Bernard, Jason and Alfred team up to bully Tim on kitchen hygiene. Like tim, my guy why is none of your appliances useable to actually cook food.

so real. alfred walks in and sees the flesh-eating amoebas in the blender and launches into the biggest lecture of tim's life. "i'm not mad, master timothy. just-" / "don't say it alfred." / "-just disappointed."

jason walks in, sees the kitchen, and leaves a note taped onto the cabinets that says "i should've finished the job at titan's tower"

#we all know how bear feels about tim's kitchen #just retching and gagging every time he has to step foot in their #i just know his classmates at culinary school have a photo of him on their wall with the caption 'public enemy number 1'#bear whining: babe! my classmates bully me 'cause u have no kitchen hygiene #bear on his hands and knees: babe if you've ever loved me. if there's anything in you that cares about me #you'll stop rewiring kitchen appliances into vigilante gadgets #bear moaning into tim's ear: tell me something sexy babe #tim whispering: i didn't rewire the toaster into a mini lab #bear: fuck that's so hot!!!#jason todd #alfred pennyworth #tim drake #bernard dowd #dc #timbern #timber

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toaster-hair · 7 months

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prohibitedwish is extremely t4t to me whether its prismos greasy stoner trans masc vibe or scarabs snatched waist and child bearing hips

#both greasy trans men and cunty big hip trans men are hot to me idc idc #prohibitedwish #fionna and cake #toaster-hair #also i love the ship name good job everyone #unique ship names are so much more fun than just smashing the names together

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chris-continues · 1 year

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ehehehe.. piercings …. with toasty or xyx (ormicahyujinifyousowish)

“You used to have earrings?” Your thumb brushes curiously over Toast’s earlobe, their breath hitching deliciously next to your ear.

“Haha, yeah.” They swallow, hands nervously set on your waist. “Used to wanna be scene. Had the spiky belts, got some stuff from a mall. It was really cool.” Your arms moved to wrap around his neck. You really did enjoy soft moments, wrapped between each other. You wanted to know every bit of Toaster- the embarrassing, the interesting, the funny, the sad.

Just the whole toaster, really.

“That’s so cool, oh my gosh!” Oops. Louder than you meant to be, but they laugh good naturedly at your excitement.

“It was pretty embarrassing, I didn’t completely rock the look.. it was more scemo.”

“I bet you looked amazing. You should show me a photo sometime, you know.”

They shook their head profusely, “maybe, one day.” Their chuckle made you forget all about those photos, goofy grin wide on both of your faces.

#SCENE KID #SCENE KID TOASTER CANON CHRIS SAID SO #Chris writes #NakedToaster #shit it’s been awhile since I wrote bloomic content #old hyperfixation revisit ig #I’m hot btw #blooming panic #blooming panic nakedtoaster #IM SO SORRY THIS IS SUPER LATE #I wrote toaster bc I’m biased #I like ppl w glasses #(I’m really lgbt)#Robo mentioned he had earrings #this is what becomes of it #I’m inlove w him #he’s a lot like vash #I have a type

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lover-of-skellies · 1 month

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my food was heated in the microwave and is still cold on the inside but burning outside. this is betrayal -🍊

God, I hate when that happens. Let me guess, it was a hot pocket?

#anon #asks #🍊 anon #/joking answer #a lot of foods are known for doing this #hot pockets are just the most commonly known one i think #toaster strudels are up there too

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hottdoggblogg · 6 months

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#hotdog #hot dog #toaster dog

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altraviolet · 8 months

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Hello ! I was wondering, will we ever see Soundwave do tier one cycle chores again ? I miss Hotspot and Toaster a bit ^^'

aww that's sweet :D

>tier one chore cycle Stay tuned for a little update on that

>Toaster hold tight 👀

>Hot Spot no plans to be honest, except maybe towards the end. but! I can always see if I can smoosh him in somewhere

#ask #echo garden related #anonymous #toaster #hot spot

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wekillitwithfire · 3 months

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got subway the other day and it was like 11 dollars for a six inch sandwich and bottle of water. no chips. gone are the days of the five dollar footlong jesus h christ. good lord.

#i was astonished. to say the least #honestly i’ve grown to prefer firehouse subs as my sandwich shop of choice #jersey mikes is okay but they don’t have a toaster oven so if you want your sandwich hot they microwave it :|#i don’t like cold meat so. while their bread is good it’s not for me #never been to jimmy john’s

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thefroggypond · 9 months

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explaining spg lore to my friends that have No Idea what i’m talking about is eternally funny because i NEVER give context

#spg #steam powered giraffe #steampoweredgiraffe #“so she’s a lesbian. so yeah. but now she’s a vampire!#“my favorite love song is about a toaster!#“then there’s the vice quadrant. we don’t talk about them. all i know is Hot Space Lady!#actual things i’ve told people #i love being autistic

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wolverinedoctorwho · 4 months

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Some food I've made lately

#ok to reblog #cooking lily #i love my bread machine i love cream cheese i love chicken #this is your sign to fry chicken nuggets. air fry shallow fry deep fry idk just try it #hell. this is your sign to take the foods you like and learn how to cook them. its so nice #the turkey sandwich and chicken salad sandwich? my faves from Einstein Brothers Bagels #the alfredo? my fave from Olive Garden #why go to a chinese buffet for Philadelphia rolls when you can make them #not all of these recipes use a stove (you technically don't even need a toaster for the sandwiches i just think it gives them good texture)#most of them are pretty easy (id say the hardest was the fried chicken breast bc hot oil is scary)#you need to eat to survive so eat things that make you happy!!

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beskad · 2 months

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as much as I want an afternoon Celsius, I need to save that baby for tomorrow when I work both jobs. so, today... shitty keurig coffee for the afternoon

#hhhhhh i wish there was a hot plate so i could use my moka pot #but there's only a microwave and a toaster #rray.txt

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clochanam · 3 months

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#( OUT OF SOULS. )#( listen. edwina and penelope could do SO much at the diner )#( but also the idea of anthony “how to hot milk” bri.dgerton in the diner is fucking hysterical to me )#( edwina being rani's ancestor?? flourishing in her new independence?? meeting people and having a good time?? )#( penelope writing a blog and becoming a mysterious but beloved critic amongst new yorkians?? )#( anthony just being perpetually in awe of a toaster??? )

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toaster-hair · 2 months

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i dont trust ppl who ship space outlaw (puppycat) x bee.. thats her grandpa

#i get it we all find space outlaw hot but dont ship him with his granddaughter plz 😭#bee and puppycat #dont hate me for this #lazy post #toaster-hair

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istanbulite · 2 years

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Okay but Satan really is the best option in OM... He s the only one actively trying to keep himself under control. He's mature enough w/o being as tight-arse as Lucifer. He's not jealous n controlling (for a demon). He has hobbies n interests he involves MC in. He's sweet n blushes even when yall hold hands... Doesn't have an unending loyalty promise to Diavolo etc kinda like that technically he s the least related to Lilith too

I'd say Simeon is too actually

adding Barbatos too ✧*｡ underrated king

#obey me #i was checking diavolo n lucifers tag n i think i dislike them both now #like...nah #mammon s possesiveness is a huge turn off...plus i dont like tsunderes..he ll never change #levi is...levi #beel has the development of a toaster #belphie too lazy to live #asmo n solomon have a thing i think #im interested in 13 bc she s fun n schemey w/o sm baggage n childesness #also she s hot sue me #ok my bf is satan n my gf is thirteen #i think i can talk him into it #xx

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oldkamelle · 1 year

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sexy cyborg by key of awesome is just scout.

#it moreso leans towards nerdy ofc but the fucker reads comics so he is kind of a nerd #the hot sword girl talking to girls and the hot cyborg fuckign the toaster is scout bringing pauling over to the base #and him finding her pinned on the wall by one of heavys sisters #oldtxt

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toaster-boi · 5 months

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opinion on watermelons!