#honestly that’s fair tho cause i always forget until i have a series of What The Fuck moments upon waking up
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everyone always talks about how great melatonin is but they neglect to mention The Horrors (weird as fuck dreams)
#honestly that’s fair tho cause i always forget until i have a series of What The Fuck moments upon waking up#truly i have had some of the most harrowing dreams of my life this week#in one of them my brother found and read my t/tgl fic. LIKE#nothing incriminating in there ofc just my whole ass soul. i don’t need to be known like that 😨#t.txt
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yet another ask dump yeehaw!
do you ever think that jay's mother was one of those bitch who believes in horoscope and tarots and things like that and so he believes in these things too, or it is just me projecting?
sheila haywood took one look at jason's birthchart said 'nah this won't do' and left.
Wait, but what happens when the justice league does find out that Bruce and John fucked? Lmao it sounds like it would be hilarious, really, I don’t want a justice league that doesn’t make fun of Bruce for like his entire life.
barry runs out of the meeting immediately and comes back with an entire sti testing kit. diana fully seriously wants bruce to get tested while bruce is sitting there like 'come on guys, you're being ridiculous, i already checked twice'
john is standing in the corner clearly offended while bruce is just like 'don't even say anything, constantine, you fucked a shark'
tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.
on the one hand, good for him, on the other hand, bro, how do you still have a secret identity when your superhero name is just your last name,,,,
Your fic on ao3 was GOLD
PLEASE CONTINUE
I loved Dinah's cameo btw ( @purple-vixen
thanks so much! i already continued but this ask is like 10 years old because i'm a notorious procrastinator (also yes! i love dinah so much aahhhhhhhhhhhh)
I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.
bruce internally: holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit
bruce externally: get out of my city, alien
AHHH ur multimedia fic is the only thing that brings me happiness anymore continue it forever pls
uhh thanks, but can't continue it forever because my attention span is that of a toddler on crack on a good day and i can't function without at least 10 things going on at the same time and music in the background
Oi, so I'm getting into dc and watching batman the animated series, and they use fruitcake a lot. Which I thought was very funny and wanted to share w you
- Denilla
wait like fruitcake (food) or fruitcake (derogatory) ?
young justice 🤝 teen titans
slut shaming batman
tim drake and dick grayson to their respective teams 'you guys stop it, that's my dad'
Happyhoganon: If an eighty year old Batman had fought crime in Gotham City for decades and the only threats to him and the city lately are a wheel chair bounded Penguin, your usual purse snatchers and a few con artists popping up every now and then, how well could the Dark Knight do in maintaining the peace in Gotham despite him being just somewhat fit to do that as an elderly man (which says A LOT given how old he is)
uhh he'll probably do what my grandpa does and that is ruthlessly prank them until they die of shame.
in the death in the family interactive movie there's an ending where Jason is tasked with raising Damian and he decides he's gonna raise Damian to take down the waynes and al ghuls which uh maybe isn't great BUT the idea of Jason raising Damian... PRICELESS. CHAOTIC. I just need more people to know about this :)
yes i saw that wow holy shit but jason would accidentally drop damian on his head one (1) hour in and jason just yeets him into the lazarus pit.
Headcanon: The Penguin has a really hard time fighting any of the Robins because of his avian obsession means there's always a small part of his mind that's like "Birb. Child. Protect"
( @subspacecadet )
as soon as dick becomes nightwing the penguin is like 'you know what, fuck this dude' and shoots at him.
Y'all talking about King Shark dating Constantine, let's not forget about John literally hooking up with Satan
listen there's a clear difference between monsterfucker and satanfucker in that king shark is literally a shark and satan still looks like a normal dude
Does everyone in Gotham think Batman is a teen dad?
everyone in gotham thinks batman has been around since gotham was founded, but they do think that bruce wayne is actually a teen father and dick grayson's biological dad.
why. why would you do that fancast when you know it will only hurt people
what? i loved my fancast it was really well done. i did it with good representation in mind and i really managed that with alfred pennyworth being ✨italian✨
Seeing james charles a jason gave me psychic damage how dare you i need to wash my eyes
well that's a you problem isn't it?
do you think dick grayson thirst tweets about nightwing just to annoy his family/cause problems on purpose in general?
he thinks nightwing is hot, next question.
holy jiminy cricket batman, its as cold as the good lords ass crack in here!!
i- what? this is why i don't fuck with english expressions it's way too goddamn weird
Brooooooo, your teen dad!Bruce au is soooo good. I've got brainrot.
Honestly if you ever write anymore, I'd read that shit twice. Sign me the fuck up. Good stuff, Good Stuff.
uh yeah i'm thinking about writing a fic, but i have exams coming up and i don't wanna fail because that would suck. but after i'll certainly be writing more tho
your teen dad AU is so great! bruce acting like a big brother for all of like a week before he's telling everyone about his son. what if in the AU dick meets the JL because they need to rescue him? maybe he's in trouble/kidnapped at a gala and bruce starts calling for JL. clark finds him and has to fly with dick to bring him home - that's how dick and clark meet and superman becomes dick's fave hero. he goes around the manor thinking he can fly with a red blanket draped around him like a cape.
actually- if you want a young dad! bruce fic with like that kinda stuff(just with damian) go check uhh- in for a penny by cdelphiki. it's really good and bruce is like 24/25-ish. (and dick's there!!!)
This account has solely convinced me that Tim is a trash goblin
( @hamilcat-and-magic-turtle )
because he is. that boy has slept in dumpsters on multiple occasions even if he is the son of a billionaire.
Okay but when you said victory dance I did think of the whole justice league defeating the big bad and then they all start flossing
well that's exactly what hal jordan does and that's why batman uses a gun now. no but the victory dance in my opinion is like the 'we're all in this together' dance from high school musical.
The horrors in Invincible s1 was nothing compared to the comics, I cant wait for s2
oh well okay, i mean i personally react to horror and violence by laughing awkwardly so i can't wait to be called a monster for accidentally laughing at a mass murder.
I'm currently watching Batman: The Brave and The Bold and- Bruce is just talking about Oliver like he's an old love
(@nightwings-kid)
okay im going to watch that lmao that's totally and completely in character for him tho.
The invincible comic is like super gratuitous with its violence so much so I'm shocked the show was able to adapt it in a faithful way! Anyway had the show been live action it absolutely wouldn't have the same impact as it does as an animated show and I'm so glad so many people agree with me on that
also because a live action casting would've been like uhh amanda stenberg for amber, the dude- the guy from the supernatural but with a mustache for omni-man, and scarlet johanssen for debbie grayson
Debbie grayson is a milf, yes.
You're welcome for the invincible propoganda, now you can questions your life.
Bruce def seems like the perfect father next to Omni-man.
Like they really took a rip off justice league and I was like well, now I'm attached even tho I was like hah I know who they're supposed to be. And then bam- death gore death gore gore gore sad
Mark grayson just had to have daddy issues. Why does every character have daddy issues. I'm sick of the attacks
because daddy issues make a person arguably funnier, that's why i'm not even remotely funny (haha good dad flex). i liked that it was dark contextually, but not in the colouring, bc i hate when it's like 'uh yeah graphic murder and now a shot so dark you have to sit in a dark room and squint at the screen to faintly see the characters. (like dcau ugh)
About the Wayne insurance, for a moment I thought you would put the video with moans over the waves.
i mean- i could've done that, but rick rolling seemed more family friendly.
Its the first time in forever that im surpise rickrolled, i usually expect it. Congratulations (i really should know better this is tumblr)
i get rickrolled so often but i actually like the song so i dont really give a fuck
Actually, my information about Damian and John's kids is outdated because it was revealed that the old men telling the kids stories about the Supersons were actually Jon and Damian the whole time. I was blinded by my thirst for Grandpa!Bruce Wayne but I was wrong... I liked my version better, tbh (@artemisa97)
fair enough. but i'd honestly like to see damian and jon getting together, just because it's a really fun dynamic and their friendship was really cute when they were kids. (also idk maybe it would be nice to have one (1) main batfam/superfam character that's not cishet)
How am i JUST finding your blog skdskfkd you're so fucking funny and ur takes are hot
i thought u were calling me hot :( but youre not :( crime detected (but lmao thanks)
So I have depression and I swear that your memes are one of the few things that have made me laugh so thank you 💛🥺
(@katekanebadass)
aw you're welcome, and i hope you're doing okay!
The metropolis memes are so funny, I love them 💀😌
i think metropolis is also so fucking funny it deserves more attention imagine having your entire police force being upstaged by an alien from kansas and his kids
as an american i feel your complete lack of knowledge of us geography is just so sexy (platonic) ❤️
thanks so much (i also don't know any other geography, i'm not kidding, like you can tell me you're from hungary and it will just blank, there will be nothing that comes to mind)
In the DC universe they don't say "Can't have shit in Detroit" they say "Can't have shit in Gotham"
this just reminds me of that guy whose porch got stolen like the steps to his door, and i'm thinking of people living in gotham and waking up without a front door and going "can't have shit in gotham"
honestly all i know about chicago is the bean, so. what would gotham's famous sculpture be?
gigantic gargoyle statue in front of one of the police precincts because a villain thought it was a smart way to keep the police inside, but it's too heavy to move.
why tf do people go on about how batman "works alone" or how he's the "lone wolf" when he like 38290202 members in his family
bc people think it's cool that a grown man in his 30s has no friends or family instead of calling it what it is (sad)
Bruce is gotham's sugar daddy
why would say something so controversial yet so brave.
my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context
dick: gerard way are you in position, gerard way are you in position
tim: for the last fucking time, my codename is 'totally not count olaf' this week, abbafan 3000
dick: shut up my codename isn't 'abbafan 3000'
dick: it's 'abbafan number 1' and you know it
I have a feeling Tim drake is ur favourite batfamily member but okay u don't have favs if u say so ok
i mean he is, i won't deny it. but i love each and every one of the batfam just the same, i just have a weak spot for short dumbass nerds, because i'm a short dumbass nerd.
Omg i fuckin love boy meets world too fam shsjkfk
bro boy meets world was the shit!!! it was just fire and awesome and so fucking great like bro. it was so good im not even going to be accepting criticism
you know I find the whole "joker completes batman" thing a bit disgusting considering the horrendous stuff the batfamily went through because of the joker
and let's not get started on the "joker has a point" thing like yeah he's this cool complex villain but he's absolutely batshit crazy
like yes! i get what you mean the joker just fucking sucks man he doesn't do shit for batman's character or the batfam he's literally just annoying as fuck. like the joker has a point' shit is so stupid. i will accept 'magneto was right' because he fucking was and i think he didn't do anything wrong, but joker? he's just like that. he's not even cool and complex he's just a weirdo with a bleach kink at this point.
ALSO YOUR RACISM POST- SO TRUE BESTIE
thanks bestie, i'm glad you agree.
in today's essay of why I think cass should become batman- I was thinking Tim would probably be the most efficient batman in many ways but I also think he wouldn't want to be batman tbh none of the batfamily members would want to be batman because they're trying to outgrow him but cass is the one who wants to represent the symbol that is batman
absofuckinglutely i will say it again and again that cass represents the batsymbol more than anyone in the batfam, in batgirl (2000) she literally didn't care about anything else than bruce's oath to not kill, she thought the batsymbol was more important than anything in gotham. she's just an excellent character because her motivation to not kill is not 'i'm scared i can't come back from it' or 'well my dad says no murder so i'll go along with it' but that she's killed somebody as a young child and she never wants to kill a human ever again and that's so fucking beautiful for a new batman like yes.
need more cass, duke and tim inclusion in gothamite memes
yes yes, a tall order of cass, duke and tim coming up in 1-14 business days
oldest to youngest batfam members cus I'm confused as shit
okay order of being taken in: dick, jason, tim, cass, damian, duke
order of age: alfred, bruce, dick, cass, jason, tim, duke, damian (though cass and jason are around the same age general consensus is that cass is a little older)
I'm so confused Steph is a redhead?? like how was it that hard to get this right? the source material is literally right there and free
cw is jared, 19
do you receive anon hate? if so, how do you deal with it
uh no, i'm not remotely popular enough to get anon hate and i also don't say a lot of things that would attract anon hate, but i do send anon hate to @the-real-peter-parker because he forgot about the specialists from winx club
Wait how many languages do you speak??
uhh- 5 if you include latin, but that's a dead language and i'm really bad at it. but english, my native language, german, and french also, tho german and french not fluently.
You can mix aguaepanela with aguardiente 😈 and is tasty
okay but now i'm curious if the liquor deserves the 😈 emoji or if that's a you problem. but i googled it and it looks like something you'd take one sip of and then not remember the rest of your evening.
#i love all of you guys so much thanks for all these asks#some of these are literally from march but fuck it#the day tumblr puts dates next to anon messages is the day i close my inbox crawl into a hole and die#it's such a basic task to answer asks but i don't want to bother anyone with asks clogging up their timeline#and if i don't have a funny or good answer i'm like 'uhh okay won't answer it now then'#so this is for you#also i deleted a few asks because it gives me mental pain to see my inbox go over 50 and it's almost at 100#i was complaining about having too many asks to the-real-peter-parker like months ago and then i had 45 asks in my inbox#now it's amassed to going over 100 twice#but no i love all of you and you're great and you're all fantastic and i lvoe you#muchos kiss kiss#kiss kiss for my kiddies lvoe you#invincible spoilers#dc#dcu#dc comics#ask#anon#bataranswers#i really wanna try aguapanela now i'm gonna see if i can find panela somewhere and review it for you babes#uh yeah that's it#muchos gracias for all your questions babes
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F*ckboy!Changbin!
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Warnings: Smut.
Last member of this series
Word count: 2.2k
-There's this guy at work.
-He's very nice and cute.
-And handsome.
-Voice deeper than the sea.
-And you have no idea how to approach him.
-You're also kinda scared he's like his friends.
-They come visit him very often.
-You have the weirdest ice cream flavours in town in the shop.
-But they always ask for strawberry, plain chocolate or stuff like that.
-But that's not the part you're afraid of.
-You've never seen them with the same girl more than once.
-They love playing with girls and each one of them has their own way.
-Like a rol.
-Jisung is the cute one, innocent looking. Actually not innocent at all.
-Bangchang, well... Rumour has it if you have a daddy kink this is your guy.
-Hyunjin, this guy. He just knows everything about playing. You'll be on his bed before you even notice.
-Minho, he will make you beg for it. At least hat's what your friends say.
-Then there's Changbin.
-Nobody knows a lot about Changbin.
-He never spends more than half a day at most with the same girl.
-So not a lot of info comes out of them.
-You've watched him for a while now.
-Cause he's always coming to the counter to talk to Felix when the guys visit the ice cream shop.
-And that's weird.
-Cause he would stay there talking to him while the others go find a table.
-And you're the one obsessed with Felix, not him.
-Right?
-Anyway, if Felix is even a bit like his friends you'll lose your interest.
-But you don't know yet.
-You're not a shy person.
-But the minute Felix is in front of you, listening to what you have to say. You become one.
-Is not that you don't have experience at all with guys.
-You've dated a fair amount.
-He's just so handsome.
-It's not fair cause even knowing how his friends are.
-You don't feel intimidated by any of them.
-That's why, these last weeks you've been thinking about something.
-And maybe now it's the time.
-The guys are there.
-Changbin is waiting for Felix to come back from taking some trash out or something.
-Not your first option but...
-He's a little intimidating honestly. Still you feel like you are able to speak in front of him.
-So that should do the trick.
-'Hey' you say.
-He almost drop his ice cream and you laugh.
-'You okay?' you ask.
-'You scared me'.
-'Yeah, I saw.'
-'What do you want?' He's looking at his phone instead of you.
-'Well, I'm just gonna be blunt'. You say. 'I need your help'.
-'My help?'
-'Yeah. My shift is over in 10 minutes. Can we talk privately then?'
-He's looking at you now. 'I guess'.
-'Great'
-You see Felix and Changbin talking about... You probably cause Changbin is pointing at your direction.
-You're leaving the apron and everything at the back when you see Felix walking towards you.
-Your only wish right now is not to blush in front of him.
-But probb you already did.
-'Hey, Changbin told me you're meeting him now? I didn't know you like him'.
-'What? Omg I don't'. You chuckle. 'I just wanted to ask him something'.
-'You don't? Are you sure? He's a great guy'.
-Is he tho?
-You laugh uneasily.
-'Well, go, don't make him wait'.
-You walk with Changbing to a park.
-He's not saying a lot even when you're trying to know him a little before asking him for the favour.
-'Can we sit somewhere?' He asks.
-'Sure...'
-He sits on a bench and you just stand in front of him. 'Anyway... About what I wanted to ask...'
-'You like Felix'.
-'Huh?' you're blushing.
-'He told me he thinks you like me but it's him, right?
-'Well, yeah...'
-'And what am I supossed to do about it?'
-He sounds kinda harsh.
-'I was thinking maybe you could tell me some things about him?'
-'Like what?'
-'What kind of person would he date? Would he think about me like that at all?'
-He chuckles. ' Why don't you just ask him out? You look nice'.
-'Ugh I can't. I get so nervous in front of him. I don't understand why. Never happened to me before.'.
-'Never? That's weird. Try talking to me like I was him'
-'What? No way. That's embarrassing'.
-'Who cares? There's only me here'.
-You look at him in silence for a minute.
-'y/n?'
-'I can't'.
-He laughs. 'That's amazing'.
-'No, it's not! What am I gonna dooo?'
-He laughs again. 'Nothing I guess. Is not like you're going to practice with me untill you can speak in front of him'.
-You look at him as you actually think about it.
-He frowns. 'What?'
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-So, you spend every evening of the next week with Changbin.
-And it's so much more fun than you expected.
-He's nice, and cute.
-And so patient with you.
-You don't understand how this same guy is the one your friends talk about.
-With the dark aura.
-That guy who can't stand another human being besides his friends for more than 6hours or so.
-The guy who would dump any girl right away after he's got what he wanted.
-But anyway.
-It's monday now and Changbin appears at the end of your shift once again.
-You hear Felix asking him if you two are dating.
-He laughs and says you're not his type at all.
-Then Felix says he thinks you're cute.
-Why are you annoyed tho?
-You don't mention it anyway.
-Just go home with Changbin so you can practice one more time.
-But you can't stand looking at him right now.
-How could he say you're not his type at all? With that voice he made?
-So mean.
-'Something is wrong'. He says.
-'What? Nonsense'.
-'What is it? Did Felix ask you again about us dating?
-'I told you nothing's wrong'. You go to the kitchen and grab a couple glasses and some red wine.
-'What's that for?' He asks.
-'Here'. You hand him one of the glasses and pour the wine. 'I need it for today's rehearsal'.
-'Okay...' He takes a sip.
-You sit on the tea table in front of him sipping nonstop.
-'Hey, easy'.
-But you don't say a word, neither you stop drinking.
-You're just watching him watching you.
-And there's a ton of thoughts travelling inside your head right now.
-You just can't forget about what he said earlier to Felix.
-You're pissed about it.
-Maybe you are drinking too quickly.
-That wine going to your head so fast. 'Ok, let's start'. You say, standing up.
-He stays there seated.
-'Great'. He leaves the cup on the table and looks at you. 'Hey y/n g'day mate'.
-That makes you smile a little. 'Hey, Felix'.
-'Wow, what are you doing here in my house half naked y/n?'
-He always jokes like that at first.
-He did it the first time to break the ice and now he does it every time you start the convo.
-And it may be the wine, may be the fact that you're still annoyed and need to prove yourself something.
-But you take off your shoes and your pants.
-Now you're just on your underwear and shirt.
-He's blushing. 'What are you doing?' he asks.
-You say no word about it, just crawl on top of him.
-Straddling him.
-Your face getting closer to his.
-'y/n...' He sounds serious.
-You sigh. 'Sorry. I thought we could practice some other situations too'.
-'I think you're kinda drunk' He chuckles.
-'Sure'. You stand up and go put on your pants again. 'maybe we should call it off for tonight'. You say.
-'Oh, ok. See you tomorrow then?'
-You nod.
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-You didn't sleep at all last night.
-Just coudn't stop cringing at yourself.
-Now you're cleaning around at the shop.
-'y/n?'
-'Huh?' You turn to look at Felix who has been calling you for a while'.
-'Changbin is here' he says. 'Don't you wanna go say hi?'
-'Ah, nah. It's okay'. You say as you keep with the cleaning.
-'Did you guys fight or something?
-You look at him. 'Nah... Seriously it's nothing Felix. Thank you for worrying anyway'.
-Awesome. The first time you can actually talk to him and you’re in such a shitty mood.
-Your shift ends.
-You don't even know why you're going home with Changbin again.
-He's trying to keep a conversation but the words won't let your mouth even if you'd like to.
-As soon as you enter your house he speaks again.
-This time your words won't be having any trouble to leave.
-He sighs.
-'I'm sorry I didn't play along when you wanted to practice that other situation yesterday'.
-'No, I understand. It must be disgusting'.
-'What?'
-'You know, since 'I'm not your type at all'.
-'You heard that?'
-'Yeah!'
-'Okay, so? It was Felix asking me, I thought you wouldn't want him to think there was something between us'.
-'Sure'
-'What? You don't believe me?
-'It sounded pretty honest to me'.
-He scoffs. 'Well. Why do you care anyway?'
-'I don't'.
-'Doesn't sound like you don't'.
-You let out a frustrated sigh. 'Yeah I know that. I don't understand it either'.
-He sighs again. 'Look, I'm sorry. I just wanted and want to help you. But you were drunk and I thought you may regret it'.
-'I know...'
-'So let me help you now if you'd still like that'. He sits again. Same place as the night before. 'Come here. Let's try that thing you wanted'.
-You blush.
-You didn't want to practice anything the night before.
-You just wanted to see if he actually hated the idea of dating you that bad.
-'We don't have to do that anymore'. You say. 'I just wanted to check something'.
-He smiles. 'I know that'.
-You blush even harder.
-'You know?'
-He nods and offers his hand so you would sit astride him again.
-You can't look at him in the eyes once you're on his lap.
-'I think you were leaning over me' He says.
-You slowly lean over.
-Your heart beating faster.
-He's just letting you doing whatever.
-Not moving at all.
-Your lips so close to his.
-Finally you look at him in the eyes, like asking for permission.
-He smiles and end up with the little distance left.
-Such a soft and sweet kiss.
-You pull away slowly, not taking your eyes off his.
-He puts away a lock of your hair as he looks at you too.
-'I don't think I like Felix anymore'. You say.
-He smiles sweetely. 'Good'. He carresses your face with the back of his hand. 'I hope you like me tho'.
-You laugh and kiss him again.
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-You talked till you fell asleep on his arms last night.
-And you're seeing him tonight aswell.
-Felix has been poking you the whole day.
-You kinda feel relieved you can talk to him normally now.
-Like he's really a good guy.
-It's nice being able to do that without blushing and shaking.
-Changbin comes pick you up just in time.
-You almost climb the counter to kiss him.
-And he's just smiling all the time.
-'I thought she wasn't your type' Felix jokes.
-Changbin laughs. 'Maybe you heard wrong and I said she was totally my type'.
-'Yeah, that must be it'. He laughs too.
-It's time to go home now.
-You'll eat something and kiss till you fall asleep again probably.
-Next day you go to his house.
-You're kissing.
-Your hands on his hair.
-It's been three days where you've been building up some sexual tension.
-You start grinding on him almost unconsciously.
-A sweet bite on his neck.
-He's so hard.
-You can feel it perfectly from there.
-He let's out a little moan and tries to stop you from moving anymore.
-'y/n, wait'.
-'Did I hurt you or something?' you ask.
-'No, it's not that'
-You keep moving your hips, grinding on him.
-'Fuck' he throws back his head as his hands grasp on your thighs.
-A moan scaping his lips once again.
-He's blushing. 'Fuck. y/n I'm sorry'.
-You look at him wondering what he's talking about.
-Then he looks down and you follow him.
-A dark patch on his pants.
-You cup his face and kiss him.
-'Ok, Changbin, tell me the truth. Are you a virgin?' You ask and he laughs.
-'I'm not, I'm sorry. It's just... It's been a long time'.
-You tilt your head like a confused puppy.
-'But you're a fuckboy'.
-What?? No, I'm not?' He laughs again. 'Bangchan and the others are. I'm just there, like Felix. That's why I talk to him the most.
-'But you date a lot of girls'.
-'Well, yeah but I don't fuck them... If they're not interesting to me I just end it'.
-'That actually explains a lot' you laugh.
-'I'm glad you got your answers' he smiles and you can't help but kiss him.
-'Anyway' I guess there's no case. We'll have to fuck countless times till you're all trained again.
-He chuckles and kisses you. 'Well, I'm getting hard already just having you here.
-You smile as he moves you around a little.
-He leaves a tiny bite on your lower lip. 'So, where were we?'
-F*ckboy Jisung
-Fuckboy!Hyunjin
-Fuckboy!Bangchan
-Fuckboy!Minho
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ANSWER 1-92 HUNTY
you are insane omg but fine
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
Uhh probably :P
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
Don’t have one~
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
nope!
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
im working on it
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
mhm!
6. What are you excited for?
already answered 7. What happened tonight?
last night? cause if so i talked to my
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
i think it’s gross and not good when anyone does it especially cause it aint already good for you
9. Is confidence cute?
hmm sometimes
10. What is the last beverage you had?
soda it was either doctor pepper or coke or a milkshake whops
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
uhhh a fair amount probably too many maybe tho
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
nope
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
i dunno yet
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
probably food or a video game
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
havent kissed anyone~
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
hmm maybe??
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
already answered
18. The last time you felt broken?
when dont i pffff
19. Have you had sex today?
no??
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
i dunno man that im a really big idiot probably
21. Are you in a good mood?
right now? cause i think so
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
N O
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
nope i wish, he has blue eyes
24. What do you want right this second?
my
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
i,,,,probably wouldnt,,,,,listen i have issues,,,,
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
mhm
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
well id like to think that if you date someone you truly like they’ll make you laugh without having to
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
my pal nolan
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
my
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
no but doesnt mean i wont give them one anyway or a third or a fourth,,,,
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
no!! i love my boy!!
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
i think so??
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
ew no i love soda
34. Listening to?
right now? Illenium - Afterlife (feat. ECHOS)
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
almost always
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
havent kissed anyone yet
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
no.
38. Who did you last call?
my
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
i dont dance
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
i havent!
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
too long
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
mhmm
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
idk i dont think so
44. Do you tan in the nude?
i dont even tan bro
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
i havent kissed anyone yet!!
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
more like the other way around
47. Who was the last person to call you?
my
48. Do you sing in the shower?
ahhh yeah kinda sometimes
49. Do you dance in the car?
not really nop
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
i wish
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
i never have?? beside like school photos
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
sometimes cause some are ok
53. Is Christmas stressful?
uhh depends cause only sometimes
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
a what now
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
never had fruit pie
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
a veterinarian
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
idk kinda
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
y E S
59. Take a vitamin daily?
i should but i always forget :(
60. Wear slippers?
when it’s cold
61. Wear a bath robe?
sometimes but mainly only when it gets really cold pff
62. What do you wear to bed?
pj’s! some stretchy pants that are really soft and an old kinda oversized t shirt
63. First concert?
pentatonix
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
uh probably target or walmart
65. Nike or Adidas?
nike??? idk what the other one is
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
depends on the mood
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
depends also bc i like both
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
fuck idk
69. Ever take dance lessons?
i tried to take ballet when i was younger but i always moved too much so it never happened
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
together? no? maybe just living together one day though yknow
71. Can you curl your tongue?
yep!! p fun to do too
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
god no i suck so much at spelling
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
yes
74. What is your favorite book?
hmm either a Wrinkle in time the graphic novel or like harry potter series or Throne of glass series
75. Do you study better with or without music?
depends, sometimes one,, sometimes another
76. Regularly burn incense?
i wanna say no but i also dont remember what incense is so
77. Ever been in love?
i wanna say so
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
oohhh i wanna see uh imagine dragons or melanie martinez (i think i spelled that wrong heck)
79. What was the last concert you saw?
Lindsey Stirling
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
uhh cold???/ i dont really have tea or anything
81. Tea or coffee?
coffee?? as i said i dont have much tea and have apparently only ever had it like twice
82. Favorite type of cookie?
CHOCOLATE CHIP YES PLEASE GKDFJSLm
83. Can you swim well?
i think i swim ok
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
yeah but not for as long
85. Are you patient?
n o
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
DJ pls
87. Ever won a contest?
i won like 2nd or third place in a robotics competition once
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
nope
89. Which are better black or green olives?
nEiTHER EW THEYrE GROS AKDSJFDKnm
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
Whatever the heck people want personally i wouldnt care tbh
91. Best room for a fireplace?
living room????
92. Do you want to get married
i wouldnt mind but idk it’s a lot of money and kinda dumb and divorce is so much of a hassle i mean plus if you love someone enough you wouldnt need to get married and put hand cuffs to make sure yknow??
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#46: Season 3, Episode 14 - “Dirty Work”
This episode was pretty popular. Ren and Principal Wexler have a falling out after she starts to realize he assigns her all of his “dirty work.” So, Larry Beale ends up temporarily taking over as Wexler’s student assistant. Petty drama ensues. Meanwhile, during the plot everyone remembers: Louis decides to start his own "Lumberjack Club" as an excuse to slack off in school. Where all they do is hang around, speak with semi-hillbilly accents, eat pancakes and wear flannels.
Let me start off by saying... To this day, people fondly remember the Lumberjack Club as if it were some major thing, but in reality it was only a (very) small subplot. That’s crazy to me. I did my research, and this Lumberjack Club plot resonated with people so much that students were directly inspired to start their own Lumberjack Clubs at school irl. I’m not joking. Here are some more examples.
All of these clubs have basically the same mission statement as Louis’ and were formed in the Early 2000s. This alone made me feel like I should rank the episode much higher for “iconic” points. Buuuut, this was never one of my personal favorites *gasp!* and that’s outweighing a lot of things for me. So, please know that I had an extreme internal struggle when deciding where to put this one. I was originally going to rank this around #59-55. But, I didn’t think that was fair enough to the ~cultural impact~ it made, and decided to put it here at #46. That being said… let’s get into it.
This one opens with Coach Tugnut driving up to his school parking spot singing “‘cause I got a brand new suit, and pair of shoes to match! I wish I had a mustache—“ before he gets cut off by Ren. I just felt like those lyrics were worth sharing honestly. She tells him that Wexler has ordered his parking spot to be moved a block and a half away from the school. We find out the reason why when Wexler comes driving up in a new red convertible. He wanted that spot for himself. Idk why Wexler needed Tugnut’s spot though? Surely he has his own prominent spot? He asks Ren to look into some “Lumberjack Club” he came across while looking over the school budget.
What is up with Ren’s pants, btw? This outfit always bothered me. When I was young I always thought they were, like.. freaking Louis Vuitton pants or something, lol. I mentioned before that her wardrobe starts to include loud patterns and gives off an overall “older” and stuffy vibe towards the end of the series.
The camera pans over to Louis and Twitty, who are accepting and signing off on a syrup delivery. They recycle their code names (Lars Honeytoast and Frenchie Von Richter) from an earlier episode in the series when accepting the order. The delivery man refers to Twitty as "Mr. Honeytoast." This is such a small thing that’s easy to miss, but it’s awesome and top notch casual continuity! I really like it.
It’s “New England’s Finest” syrup. I’m from Boston. This pleases me, tbh.
It cuts to Lumberjack Club! Where Louis, Twitty, Tawny and Tom are cooking pancakes and celebrating the fact that they’ve upgraded their syrup to premium quality, lol. “Lumber Tawn” asks “Lumber Lou” (yes, these are the nicknames they’ve given themselves) to tell them how he came up with the idea for the club again. Louis goes on to tell the story of the club’s origins. The hillbilly accent really kicks in now, accentuated by bluegrass music in the background. He starts off by saying “Well, ‘bout two weeks ago, when yous kids was much younger… everyone was siiignin’ up for cluuuubs.” That is one of my favorite lines though. Not gonna lie. He explains that anyone could get money to form a club as long as they got 50 signatures. So he decided to create a Lumberjack Club after remembering his “deep and loyal love for the pancake.” Incredible.
Dat face tho.
Right about now is when Ren comes walking in, finding the four of them toasting to The Lumberjack. (See first image.) She grills them about what kind of club they are and what sort of things they do. Louis starts pulling crap out of his butt saying “We sing Lumberjack Songs.” Ren asks them to sing one and it’s great. None of them are in sync. They’re all making stuff up off the top of their heads and clashing miserably. The best part is Tom -- who’s repeatedly saying "Wood... Wood... Wood..." God bless Tom.
Louis says they’re “legit… with a big L!” “…and a small ‘egit’!” Twitty finishes. I feel like this is worth mentioning because one of the real-life clubs’ requirements for joining is that you have to “be legit.” Oh my god. Obviously, Ren vows to shut down the club.
Wexler surprises Ren with her own desk outside of his office. We’re getting into creepy territory again, guys. Wexler makes Ren, a 14-15 year old, do ALL OF HIS WORK while he goes out gallivanting in his new car. Remember when I said that Ren Stevens is basically the principal of Lawrence Jr. High…? Well, this episode really exemplifies that and takes it to a new level. She literally takes over as principal. How is this not illegal?
One of her tasks for the day is to fire the school janitor. Wow. (Fun fact: Jackie the Janitor is played by Knobby Frostybump -- the old elf from the Lizzie McGuire Christmas episode lol) This is the last straw for Ren. She confronts Wexler and quits being his assistant. But much like in Ren-Gate, that doesn’t last long. Over the course of a period, she gets all emo and decides she wants her job back. But, oh no! When she goes back to the office, guess who’s already taken over for her? Larry Beale. Dang, that was fast.
Another lazy name flub happens again here. Larry is polishing his nameplate and it reads "Lawrence M. Beale" when earlier in the series they say his full name on a few different occasions and it's "Lawrence Anthony Beale." I don't understand why something like this is so difficult to remember?! Although, I actually always thought it was weird that Larry's middle name was Anthony because Louis’ full name is Louis Anthony Stevens. Even weirder... The actor who plays Beans is named Steven Anthony Lawrence. What a strange coincidence.
Ren and Wexler are being extremely passive aggressive towards each other while Larry sits there gloating. Out of spite, Ren decides to become Tugnut's new assistant instead. Like he even needs one. It becomes a petty, all out war between the pairs.
It’s Larry’s job to shut down Lumberjack Club now, so he busts into their meeting the next day. I’m pretty sure they’re not even going to class anymore. They hired a marimba player named Nate to entertain them during club meetings — which I think is absolutely hilarious. It might just be because I'm a musician, but any music-related humor kills me. I mean, a MARIMBA PLAYER?! And this dude is such a Jazz cat. It’s great. This is honestly probably my favorite scene in the whole episode:
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So, yeah. Lumberjack Club needs to make an educational presentation in order to stay a thing.
Tugnut is chilling in a lawn chair, eating a burrito and telling his life story (”I thought about moving to Canada, but I don’t speak Canadian...”) while Ren does work on his car. Now she’s a mechanic. This is child abuse, I swear. She’s about to quit as his assistant, but she looks up and sees Larry and Wexler blissfully driving around in his convertible. She gets jealous and keeps working for Tugnut. These student/teacher relationships are so, so strange and not appropriate. Let’s be real...
Anyway, the whole assistant war thing starts to come to an end when it becomes obvious that Ren is much more qualified and has a better relationship and understanding with Wexler than Larry does. Larry royally messes up as Wexler's assistant and ends up doing a lot of things wrong. Including inviting Wexler’s mother to school, putting nutmeg in his coffee, and forgetting to pay Wexler’s car insurance bill. (Really, what adult would trust a 14-15 year old to pay their bills…)
Louis organizes the most impressive Lumberjack Club presentation ever within a few hours at the most. I do like seeing Louis at least fully see his schemes through, though. So that’s nice, I guess.
It’s like a freaking carnival.
Nate returns as the musical entertainment. I love this guy, lol. Everything’s going well, until Louis and Twitty chop down a tree during a demonstration which falls on Wexler’s car. Ouch. Wexler’s devastated and sobbing, but manages to mutter “Look what they’ve done to my sweet, sweet ride!” through tears. That made me laugh harder than I probably should’ve. Wexler faints when he finds out Larry didn’t send the insurance payment, and nowww Ren is responsible for Wexler’s literal life.
Something always gotta go wrong. Louis was actually sort of pulling this whole Lumberjack thing off.
Wexler could be on his deathbed right now and it’s up to Ren to save him. Wow. “Breathe, Principal Wexler! Breathe!!!”
Turns out Ren sneakily sent out the insurance payment the other day and everything’s fine. The episode ends with Ren becoming Wexler’s assistant again. The end.
So yeah, that’s it. I’m still shocked at how short the Lumberjack Club plot actually is. Pretty crazy how it somehow managed to burn itself into the memories of so many people. I’m also like, 99% positive it was inspired by this Monty Python skit. There’s even a song playing during the school presentation that’s near identical melodically (and lyrically a bit) to the one sung in this skit. The fact that it’s just a subplot also affected my ranking, because I’m not the biggest fan of this episode’s main plot. I love Larry/Ren conflict.. but this situation is just... slightly annoying to me for some reason. ALSO! I realized the other day that I should base my rankings on character development, as well. I’ve actually been doing that subconsciously so far, I think. Barring a few, the majority have been filler episodes basically. No material that actually advances the overall arc of the show. Just random, silly plots -- which makes it difficult for me to really consider it a “good” or “great” episode. And unfortunately, that’s what Lumberjack Club is to me. I’m so sorry. I just love these characters so much, so when there’s little to no character growth in an episode.. it sort of bothers me. I know the show is silly, but there’s a lot of heart there as well. Episodes that have a little meat to them are the ones I’m more fond of.
We’ve officially reached the point in my list where I drew a line separating the lower half from the better half though, guys! The ball’s really rolling now. I’m excited.
Thanks for reading! Were you a Lumberjack Club fan? Did you start your own?! Please, do tell. Haha.
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