Dimension 20 - A Court of Fey and Flowers.

summer days by the lake

Short DPXDC Prompts #945

Roy hired a new babysitter for Lian. He did a thorough background check on her and double checked that all her certifications were accurate. Jazz Fenton had been incredibly sweet when he met up with her over coffee so they both could ask each other questions and get clarifications before she started babysitting when he left for missions (he told her he was going on work trips. Technically true.) He expected Jazz to do a decent deal picking up after Lian and taking care of her… He didn’t expect to come back to a dozen knocked out assassins in his front lawn and Jazz carefully tending to her bleeding knuckles with the kitchen first aid kit.

-The Book of Delights by Ross Gay

izzy hands is a bitch and a scoundrel but hes also that weird fucked up stray cat that comes buy for food, hisses when you try and pet it, and eventually warms up to you when you spend enough time with it. fucked up cat of a man, a meow meow of the ages.

this is an educational guide on how to properly give your friends their hormones and thus is allowed under tumblr's terms of service, right?

Leo going through the horrors but the horrors are just that he had a shitt day and no one bothered to save him any cookies :/

reading jttw is so funny because everyone is so genuinely AFRAID of wukong and that fact never truly sunk in for me while watching lmk and other second hand retellings of the book on yt. most of the time his mere presence is enough to get literal gods and deities doing backflips tryna get him out of their face LMAO

"Bluestar, why isn't Firepaw back from training yet?" Goldenflower asked calmly, starting up Dark Souls boss music.

For my favourite Warriors rewrite out there, @redux-iterum did an amazing job with the first two books they've completed so far! Virtually every character is handled with so much more care and thought.

Playing dressup with her ladyship again 💛

Behold! The single greatest thing I've ever programmed!

ITS OFFICIALLY HALLOWEEN TIME POST SPOOKY MINECRAFT BUILDS

more reallocated fan art bc i caught up.... orz why is everything so wonderful all of the time...

We appreciate your sacrifices in the name of Lore

thank you thank you

im still working through the off week, finally made it past red bull and Filipe massa and onto the susie wolff legal action now

My cat likes to try to get into the bathroom a lot despite(and in part because) she's not allowed in there, and my new favorite gag when I open the door to find her standing right there trying to peek and/or sneak in is to act like a club bouncer and tell her she doesn't look 21 before demanding to see her ID. Sometimes she turns up the cute and rolls over to try to break my resolve, but I just go "ma'am flirting will get you nowhere". And ofc she has no idea what I'm saying, but lord do we stay silly.

Get yourself a guy to smooch, or whatever <3