SO

track season is over, right? (ended a few weeks ago) but yeah so since distance is a great team and stuff and we do ~ team bonding ~ the seniors had a GREAT idea (note the sarcasm)

So,,, last thursday, which was the second last day of school for the seniors, we had a

CHOCOLATE MILK MILE

what is a chocolate milk mile, you ask? It’s a typical 1600 mile race. Except, with chocolate milk. you gotta chug a whole 12oz cup of choccy milk before each lap (4 laps total) and run the mile. if you throw up, you get DQed. and then you try to get as close to your PR as possible, including time spent drinking the milk.

for reference on how hard this actually is, only five out of fifteen people finished. our team’s golden boy got first place (obviously) by a whole three minutes, at 6:21. his PR is 4:21. then me (woooo) second place, at 9:22 (my PR is 6:53), and then this other guy whose time I forgot but it was around 13 minutes I think? his PR is in the low 5′s

this was really fun,, especially since all three of the seniors organizing it got DQed lmao. coach-approved activity though! uh yeah i’m mostly rambling at this point to show my excitement for it but yeah... this year’s juniors (including golden boy) are promising to continue the tradition but they are hinting at replacing the chocolate milk with perhaps water balloons that you have to dodge... or something. the Indians are already talking about a curry rice mile. this event has changed the whole team’s culture. we will forever be better than the sprinters.

oh and there’s a video on youtube titled chocolate milk mile 2022 or something but i’m not posting it here bc i don’t want to make it too easy to find since it has like. faces. and maybe names. so yeah.

This Twitter MLP human redesign drama is a mess, leave me the fuck out of it.

omg baby I've missed you so much

AND ODINNNNNNNNNNNN MY ABSOLUTE BELOVED

I'VE MISSED THEM SO MUCH

I'm feeling salty so I'm just gonna say-

If you can't handle the idea of feeding live prey to something.

Do not get a pet. That requires you. To feed it live fucking prey. There are SO MANY OTHER OPTIONS!

Also don't be that fucking weirdo who goes on other people's socials and bitches about how it's "inhumane" or "gross". They'd be doing it out in the wild. It's a little something called nature. And no, you cannot find an "alternative" for your mantis.

It's a MANTIS. It is like. One of the most famous predatory insects. It is infamous for eating its prey alive.

If you're going to be a little baby about feeding live prey. Then get a pet that doesn't need that. And shut the fuck up.

hey why did bill’s ex-wife move to clivesdale? literally no one from hatchetfield would do that. people die and go missing all the time and they refuse to leave. and if they do they don’t move to fucking clivesdale

Oh damn you’ve never been skinny?😮

NOPE and honestly it’s for the best. i had a G cup at 140lbs at 12, my weight went up from there i’m honestly happy abt never having been skinny. i would have been shaped like a P. instead, i am proportional 😌

tbh sakuatsu hockey au wld go crazy cause of how insane hockey is. not only can they get into petty fights verbally, they can legally (by game rules) beat the shit out of each other as well !!!!!

what the fuck does junior and senior and sophomore even mean. i can take an educated guess what freshman means but like. why don't yall just number your years or semesters or whatever

working full time with normal hours has convinced me more than ever that actually high school Could have been a sane & even enjoyable time for me if it weren't for the homework. sick & twisted tbh

Y’all ever remember what an absolute weird asshole (affectionate) Legolas was in the books?

i know i'm years late to this but i just realized tonight that ragh lost his virginity IN GORGUG'S VAN

i really fucking hate the side of some of my friends i’ve learned abt these past few months literally just bcs our class switched to one with a low masking / hsn autistic kid in our class

like i know they’d never make fun of him to his face

but i see them trying to exchange judgemental looks with me when he does smthing “cringe” or “annoying” as if that makes it any less ableist

and obviously i don’t humor that but they’re also hanging around kids who say some really out of pocket shit both to his face and literally any moment they can think to make more jokes bcs they for some reason find their existence so fucking funny

which my friends rnt doing at all just to be clear but they still laugh at the jokes. all the time. they still want to be around ppl who’s humor. is. literally. mostly. that. they r still hearing so many of those insults and jokes so. often. made directly to them yet they don’t do anything to discourage it like not even the minimum of ignoring it. it makes me wonder if they’ve started thinking them too

i genuinely don’t get it

COOKIES OF DARKNESS NATION WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

(long rambling in tags if u care)

if u ‘don’t really read wips’ then do fucking better.

so i think what it is is i don't hate xander, i actually can be pretty fond of him sometimes, but i do hate a lot of things j*ss wh*don did with his character

everyone go dress weirder this is a command