Ya know me I'm not normal Abt the fic, so here you go THE BLOODY MARRY SCENE BC I've been thinking of it lately :3333

AAAAAAAAND here's the link of the fic :D

And if you see this and have no idea why Varian is in that situation

Go read the fic so we can be not normal Abt the fic together U__U

And go follow @glitter-lisp @eggmuffinwaffles bc they have written the thing and I love them (and you should too) :333

*points at you*

@goops-art​ 

Thinking about Not Exactly a Hero recently... so...

I wrote a thing :D!

" HEHEHEH... " With direct orders from Gnasty Gnorc himself, Gnero the Gem Thief was sneaking through the Artisans Realm! Any stray gem on the grassy plains would be taken by his greedy green hands. " Dumb dragons! Who'd else leave poifectly good gems layin' around? It's like they're askin' t' be snatched, heh-heh! " Maybe it wasn't smart of him to say all of this aloud... (hey friend! hope u don't mind this lil starter ask!)

{♚}—; As the thief made his way through the Artisans home, snatching every stray gem there were a few dragons nearby. But only one was close enough at the moment to hear the sneaky gnorc talking about them, Nils.

The slim green dragon made his way over to where he heard the voice, leaving a nearly complete sculpture for now. Only to see a gnorc with a bag and collecting all the gems that were currently laying around in the area. “Well, these dragons in question also have perfectly good hearing I’ll have you know.”

He only spoke up when he was closer to the gnorc in order to catch him off guard and hopefully talk him down. Though of course if that didn’t work, no doubt Spyro would be along soon and he knew that would not be preferable for any gnorc causing trouble. “Why, might I ask are you taking gems?”

horror meme. 

@philomelia​​ sent: “i didn’t have time to see what it was! i just got the hell out of there!”

"huh, bet you're real glad you called me then, eh?"     robin looked at the other, scratching her head for a second. her neck craned up with brown eyes scaling the house before them. she was kinda hoping to catch a glance of a little ghoul peaking through the windows or something. with hands on her hips, she turns and raises her brows.     “did you wanna stay out here for a bit while i go in and poke around?”     robin wasn’t sure what to expect... maybe a little victorian child being a little shit or a weirdo ghoul living in the walls. 

"I can hear the sound of a heartbeat before it goes out."

"I would say I can only imagine, but..." A soft sigh "It's difficult having sensitive hearing.."

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

a little self-indulgent comic :>

ROUND TWO OF LIKES CHARGE REBLOGS CAST ✨

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

‘My cat Max’ by Irina ♡

hahahahaaaa get safe and cared for, idiot

POV you ate shit during the family drama hour and your adopted peepaw needed your dogs help finding the Temple

WARNING 18+

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Welcoming home His Majesty