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husbands looking absolutely fire as usual | 2023-24 season
#HEY POOKIES#also please read this in that one couple’s voice#jared mccann#jordan eberle#719#seattle kraken#kraken lb#**
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From Script to Screen.
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#SOLEILTM. but i think - if you're going to kill a bunch of people - you might as well have some fun with it. / independent & semi-selective original character, written by anna-belle.
#hey pookies#self promo#''AB havent u used this style before?'' yeah ! thanks for asking !#dc rp#marvel rp#mcu rp#dceu rp#ig? idfk#the boys rp
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#MISCXLLANY. well, i elaborate on that to say that the greatest distance you can travel in the shortest amount of time is by asking someone their name. / ind. multi-muse including original and canon characters. by anna-belle.
#self promo#hey pookies#SHUT UP ANNA-BELLE. / ooc.#miraculous ladybug rp#ml rp#marvel rp#dc rp#scream rp#disney rp#hotel transylvania rp#chucky rp
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A NEW EDIT DROP
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pleased to announce im back
back to our regularly scheduled programming
kinkvember ftw
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richie would have thoroughly enjoyed jennifer's body and i stand by that
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how does thus make u feel…………..
I explodrd
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omg im so ia... life's been pretty tough but im working on some stuff to posttt :))
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hi... 🫢
#— nat talks ‹#hey pookies#HAPPY OCTOBER#erm... <#sorry for being away for soooo long#im sure yous bbgs all missed ur papa#😘😘😘#but yeah.... kanae x sanemi theme coming soon!!
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steve and eddie (and their cat wishbone)
#aww baby#my lil pookie bear come here#oh hey eds#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#steve is the person#who at first does NOT want pets#but turns into loving pet owner dad#and eddie is offended on many fronts#because steve in the cutest voice#will go#and eddie will think it's him#but then walks into the room to see steve#cradling wishbone in his arms#and goes#as if eddie hadn't dropped steve full custody of this spoiled ass furball
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Fanfiction incoming unless you publically apologize and admit you were wrong about everything . Also tell your followers that I did not make you pregnant. This is your final warning.
FINE! I confess…
Tumblr user @the-muppet-joker did not get me pregnant. I apologize for deceiving you all.
I got HIM pregnant.
I hope you can all forgive me 😔 I’ll be an attentive parent to our little miracle
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OKAY, HERE WE GO FINALLY
So, let me introduce you to Nando's Nuggets aka his three little McChildren aka Carlito, Landito and baby Oscar 😘😘😘 (...aka the ultimate nepo baby trio of F1)
This kind of (I feel like this is a hedcanon more) belongs in the pookie au, go check it out ! ->
Huge thanks to everyone in my inbox for fueling this obsession 💚
Lando was a happy little accident born when Fernando was just 18. The relationship with Nando and Lando's mom, Ms. Norris, was pretty chaotic and turbulent and they ended up breaking up before he was even born. Lando stayed mostly with his dad and grew up as a grid-baby with other F1 drivers taking turns in babysitting him. He went through school in the UK since Nando kept his residence there most of the time and Lando got the English accent from there. He's always been around motorsport and it was just a matter of time before he would end up in F1.
Lando and Oscar grew up apart from each other, as Oscar was living in Australia. But whenever they were together while it was Nando's turn to have Oscar for a week or so, it was the highlight of their childhood. They got along well since they were pretty close in age and quite similar in other ways, too. Lando's mom wasn't around a lot when he was growing up, but as of lately, she has reached out to him again and is in good terms with the whole bunch.
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After Fernando separated from Landito's mom in the late nineties, he got together with this little known Aussie GT driver named Mark Webber. It was love at first sight and they had a really strong bond from the very start. They decided to get a kid together, which was wild since both were quite young and because of how difficult it was at the time for two men to get a child together. But, they somehow pulled through it and in April 2001, baby Oscar came along. (He is biologically Nando's through a surrogate) After a few quite happy years with this little family of two boys, Mark and Fernando eventually started to drift apart and the relationship fell flat. Through a mutual decision, they broke up and Oscar went off to live with Mark in Australia. Fernando still spent a lot of time with Oscar of course, but it was never enough. It was always sad to say good bye at the airport.
As time went on and Oscar grew older, he wanted to stay in the UK more. He got interested in karting like his two other brothers, and eventually moved over to try and make it into motorsport and connect better with Nando's side of the family. Mark was still very much around as he became Oscar's manager and pulled all kinds of stunts to get little Oscar in the best possible teams. Mark and Fernando are still very good friends and get along well. Oscar is definitely the most spoiled of them all.
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Carlos was an absolute menace and a troublemaker when he was young. When he was around 13-14, he took part in one of Nando's karting camps in Spain and that was really the only thing the kid was interested in. Later, tragically, Carlos would lose his parents in an accident and since he was such a difficult child, no one would take him in. But alas! Fernando heard about it and since he had seen how talented and passionate Carlos was about driving, he wanted to give him a chance and enrolled him into more karting classes at his own expense. Eventually, they became close and Fernando figured out since nobody else was gonna have him and the poor kid needed a proper home, he adopted him. Carlos immediately took the role of big brother to Lando and Oscar and would start to settle down since he now had a responsibility to be their role model. In time (and with lots of trial and error), Nando raised Carlos to be a sensible and well-adjusted young man who could safely be let out into the world knowing he was gonna be okay.
Carlos' protective nature over his little brothers and dad resulted in him beefing with Lance for years since he didn't exactly like the idea of his dad dating a guy who's four years younger than him. When Nando and Lance got married, it was finally enough proof that Lance wasn't going to leave and break his dad's heart like others had before. Now they're in good terms and Carlos thinks of him quite fondly, but will never admit it. Fernando is incredibly proud of how far Carlito has come and how he's now at Ferrari.
Lance has a pretty good relationship with the bunch overall despite Carlos' apprehensions. He often takes Lando or Oscar on fun trips and likes to hang out with them. Carlos sometimes asks Lance to go golfing with him since he can actually give him some competition.
It's strange for everyone that their step-dad is almost the same age as them (and younger, in Carlos' case), but somehow they make it work. He never actually considers himself to be a parental figure to them, more like a weird kinda fun uncle 🤷 It's weird, the whole family is weird, but they make it work. ❤️
Family portrait:
+This son inherited the magical powers:
#pookie au#strollonso#webbonso#another insane thing but hey#that's what tumblr is for#fernando alonso#lance stroll#oscar piastri#lando norris#mark webber#f1#¼ of the whole grid is just Alonsos
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brining draculaura, jane & operetta back to this blog
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Dc x dp fic except it's not DP and it's Ben 10, cause Ben 10 has a criminally low amount of fics compared to the DC×DP sub fandom😭
OK, SO-
Ben (while on a mission with Gwen, Kevin, and Rook) gets K.O'd so fucking hard somehow it deadass slingshots him to another universe so fucking hard that even Professor Paradox is like "Yeah, Idk where he is 😭??"
Boom, Ben wakes up in another Dimension with amnesia, which is bad, but WAIT, it gets even worse🤩😏 the Omnitrix freaked out from the overall energy of the attack from the threat him and his team were facing that it semi life locked him in his alien forms, meaning he cant turn back into a human but can switch between the aliens
(not at will, more so situational, y'know how like some people theorize that when Ben doesn't turn into the alien he wants, it's the Omnitrix giving him what he needs)
Anyway Ben woke up with amnesia in another Dimension, boom, and now he's trapped in his alien form, double boom. Pookie is obviously very freaked out and confused, and because he obviously doesn't want to cause mass panic cause he's a freak he just kinda lurks in dark alleys and abandoned buildings. Bro accidentally becomes a local cryptid, well, multiple cryptids.
He catches sight of Signal (like it's fucking hard with that bright ass suit) and because of his color, the shape of the helmet and maybe he used his powers in a fight and thinks bro is an alien. Ben just approaches and is like "uh.. friend? :)" he quickly realizes that he's fucking WRONG but Duke is just like "yeah this might as well happen" and the accidental besties unite, then they start kissing at some point idk
Memes
#'why do u use duke as the love interest in ur ideas' BC MY BLK KIMG DESERVES SHIPS#and hes barely in 'normal' Batfam fics😭#mention#ben 10#ben tennyson#duke thomas#the signal#the batfamily#batfam#batfamily#hey pookies what should Duke/Ben ship name be🤔??#dc x ben10
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