everytime scrawny posts a new art of wheatley i havew an anyerusm hes so attractibe it makes me physically ill please heklp me

when i said i wanted to understand whatever’s going on in ivan’s head, i didn’t mean like this 😭😭

Day 15: Favorite Minion

they're all so small... oh, gods, he's just one man, he can't protect them all...!

Ldpdl is not a perfect character or person by any means; he's judgemental, he pimps out women, he's selfish and self centered, he don't listen, he's neglectful in his relationships, and he LOVE white peen. However some white people talk about this man like he killed Jesus with a blunt spoon and ion think that's right

So this is it, that's how it ends I guess there's nothing more romantic than dying with your friends

ah yes, the happy soft vibes for the @sillylovesongsfest, you get it... based on the assigned prompted song Till Forever Falls Apart by Ashe and FINNEAS, as well as this

for an even sadder and bloody version look under the cut <33

telepathic conversation between melly and alice as orpheus wages psychological warfare on frederick at the breakfast table

original from @outofcontextdiscord

hey have we considered the possibility that the reason ivan specifically choked till was because he was mimicking what mizi did to luka in round 5

Yup, pretty sure that's where he got the idea. Ivan got to witness exactly what the consequences were in that kind of situation. He became aware of the near-immediate death sentence, a way to eliminate yourself before the scores are even tallied. Ivan was desperate, and this seemed like the only sure-fire method to ensure Till's survival since he was underperforming. It's most likely thanks to Mizi's outburst in ROUND 5 that Ivan was able to pull off this sacrifice.

Any thots on yandere trey? And side note that rook fic 😳😳😳 I think if given the chance not only would rook kill his darling he'll prolly cook her heart and eat it in a candleloght dinner ejddjdjdjdkdi

Omg I have so many thoughts about him!!! Also eating darling’s heart is such a Rook thing to do. Either that or he preserves it. ^^;;;

As for Trey, I’ve noted before that he’ll put you in domestic situations just so you can get used to that sort of thing (as you’ll be experiencing it soon enough, so it’s best to get accustomed now). He’s subtle, so it’s never something that glares you in the face, and he’s rather good at gaslighting you to think otherwise about his actions. When the two of you bake together, he puts on comfortable music and you work in tandem, truly like a couple, teasing one another when either of you get flour on your cheek. He flirts with you when he bakes, but you’ll never know that that’s what it is. You think he’s just teasing you.

I think he’s also very good at baby-trapping you and then spinning such a believable tale when you come crying to him about how worried you are when you learn you’re pregnant. You end up trusting Trey because he’s so sweet to you, always looking out for you and treating you kindly. He feels so safe, and he always knows just what to say to comfort you. He’ll treat the entire thing like it was an accident, even though he fully intended for you to get pregnant. He talks to you softly, albeit sometimes it feels a little infantilizing, and you’ll see things from his point of view. You have Trey’s full support, and he tells you even his family will support you. They’ve always wanted him to find a nice person to settle down with. It just happened a little sooner than expected, that’s all. He tells you so many sweet things and you find yourself agreeing because they all feel right. He’s right that the two of you will find a way to make this work out. He’s right that a pregnancy will be worth it. He’s right that raising a child is tough work, but it’s very rewarding. He’s right that his family will be supportive and welcome you with open arms. He’s right that he loves you and you…love him. Right?

Perhaps he might even slip things into his sweets and then use his UM so you’ll never taste anything odd. Maybe it’s a love potion, a fertility potion, an aphrodisiac, a few sleeping pills, or even his cum. >:) and he’s always there when you succumb to the effects of what he’s mixed into the treat, helping you out because he’s just so kind and responsible and he knows what he’s doing. <3 so just let Trey take care of you; he loves you, after all.

This three year old can pronounce “épée” better than me

Anyways. Baby Jesse. He’s very small and his dad is very popular and people keep coming over to say hi and they also want him to say hi and he knows NONE OF THESE PEOPLE! AND HE IS VERY SMALL!

Horny on Main Round 3: Lan Zhan (The Untamed) vs Wen Kexing (Word of Honor)

[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]

Lan Zhan: "Man realized sex with Wei Wuxian was an option and immediately thought of nothing else for over a decade, instituted an "every day means every day" policy the second he got his horny little hands on him"

Wen Kexing: "this man has a constant stream of consciousness centered entirely around his need to fuck zhou zishu and he will make it everyone’s problem. even when zhou zishu is dressed like a homeless man he’s still spouting poetry about his waist and flexibility and how pretty he is"

Pete Burns of Dead Or Alive in the music video for Your Sweetness (Is Your Weakness) [1990]

he’s my person 🥺💙

i dunno it kinda bothers me sometimes to see characters who are referred to with they/them pronouns in games described as "ambiguously gendered" or "gender left unclear" or "gender unstated" by fans and stuff like. yeah absolutely they are sometimes that. sometimes the creator had a gender in mind for them while creating them and just didn't think to talk about it in the game. but also, like. sometimes characters can just be nonbinary? and it makes me kinda sad that everyone's first reaction to they/them pronouns in games is "oh, they have a binary gender, it's just up to the player/not stated in-game".

so hey guys i finished dungeon meshi yesterday and i'm still thinking about it

I wanted to try and find my headcanon of Roach's face because for some reason my brain decided that I couldn't keep writing my fanfic if I didn't know what I wanted him to look like beneath his mask... So obviously the full picture wasn't planned. (Also I went the easy way for the background because I remembered that I wasn't getting paid anyway so why make myself suffer)

I don't know if the design is definitive, but I find him cute. I made him Welsh, because why not. He can bond with Soap over why the fuck do the English exist.

Anyway they're gossiping about someone at the pub like the little shits they are. Also I don't know if it's obvious or not, but Roach has the mask sun-tan line. Ghost does too. Speaking of Ghost, he's on the other side of the table, looking like that :

guy whose childhood drags behind him like a dead body