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skz + acts of service
a/n: it’s two am and this isn’t proofread. just word pasta
cw/genre: fluff, english isn’t my first language, swearing, gn reader and lmk if anything else should be tagged! <3
summary: skz expressing and receiving love through acts of service
this is part of my 1k June special you can find here! ->
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chan
-his acts of service are small but plentiful
-picks up after you, grabs your laundry or runs errands he knows you need to complete, puts your leftovers in the fridge and whatever, he makes sure you’re staying on top of things
-he tries to avoid telling you about all the things he does for you but you take notice considering the fact that when you started dating him your life was going SUSPICIOUSLY well
-so you make sure you beat him at the acts of service competition that doesn’t exist, you tidy up his desk or massage his shoulders, you randomly enter his studio to drop off snacks and food or you go to the dorms to help him tidy up
-it means so much to him that you look out for him like that :,) it’s in his nature to look out for others but it just feels so good when someone returns his favors
-“you don’t have to do that for me y/n” and you just smile and ur like “I know. I just want to.”
-WHDHSJDBSD he clutches his chest and is peppering kisses AAAAALLL over ur face as a thank you
lee know
-its very obligatory things that’s expected as a boyfriend, just because he expresses love in other ways? like he does what he should to be a healthy and loving boyfriend but it’s not his love language to do things for you rlly
-but he gives up your time for you willingly and lovingly (even if it doesn’t seem like it) “baby why the fuck are your clothes organized like this??” and he helps you organize
-or he cooks dinner for you, or meal preps breakfast because he knows he can’t always be there to eat at a normal dinner time LMAO
-it’s not his fave love language because it feels overwhelming to have someone do so much for him, he appreciates it more than you can realize but it’s also a bit scary because he feels indebted to you and he doesn’t know how to handle that
-so his shy “thank you” and blushing is him being appreciative I PROMISSEEEE he’s just excited and overwhelmed
-“thank you, I love u” w a kiss on your cheek
changbin
-maybe I’m bad at this but I’m having difficulty w these acts of services TT
-he doesn’t give it very much and he also can feel kinda awkward receiving it because he doesn’t want you to feel responsible for getting him lunch or making his bed in the morning
-but if ur super serious about acts of service as a love language he’ll warm up to it and try to do things to “repay” you no matter how much you insist you don’t need him too
-he goes out of the way to do small things for you tho, things that a boyfriend doesn’t usually does but he does <3 he orders at restaurants for you, drives you to places, puts away your personal items or stuff hehe
-i think he could probably cry at some acts of services because he feels really loved and appreciated, it’s not a love language he feels he needs but it’s a love language he surprisingly likes <3
-expect a bouquet of roses and a nice gift bb he’s gonna spoil you as a thanks
hyunjin
-king of acts of services even if it’s not his main love language, and he appreciates when you do the same but he insists it’s not necessary, he’d rather you just hold and kiss him tbh
-def the type to tie your shoes for you that is my fave ever love language so I’m incredibly jealous of you rn bye
-he untangles your hair for you, helps you practice self care, gives you a nice massage after a stressful day, gets you breakfast and coffee, etc etc
-he likes acts of service in a more small way, like you just brushing his hair as well, bringing him a hot towel to his dance practices, or organizing his skincare yknow yknow
-he’s more of a giver and he’d rather you reciprocate his acts through physical touch or quality time
-but he doesn’t hate it I promise he’ll thank you and press kisses all over your face and spoil you with attention and love if he finds you doing laundry for him
-is it obvious i don’t know what acts of service actually are 🤣🤣🤣🤣
han
-he doesn’t realize how often he commits acts of service until you point it out or comment on it lolol
-(brb googling examples of acts of service rn) he always helps you with your daily errands if he’s able to, since yknow he has that whole idol thing going on :}
-I’m not sure if it counts but he also remembers every single important date and event so he can remind you or prepare something special for that date
-he also always asks if there’s any way he can help you out when he’s free or if there’s any errands as he can go run them with you
-receiving makes him feel so so so special but he won’t express it because it feels like you think you’re responsible for him and he’s worrying it’s draining on the relationship
-but if u reassure him otherwise he’ll gladly enjoy your acts of service and always say thank you and never brush them off no matter how small the act was
-he just adores the feeling of knowing that you went out of your way to do the dishes in the apartment or when he’s at a schedule and he gets a lunch delivery from you, he bawls his eyes out tbh <333
felix
-his acts of service are really domestic, and he also enjoys when you reciprocate. Not that he expects you to and doesn’t want you to feel indebted, it just makes him feel like you acknowledge his efforts to take care of you
-he meal preps every day for you no matter how busy he is, he is ensuring you eat well ‼️‼️
-the type of boyfriend to say “did you drink water” when you mention you have a headache
-bakes you pastries for your workplace/peers, posts you all the time on his private story, organizes your shared apartment when he’s away, always allows you to have some of his food, etc etc
-gets all giggly if you do the same for him
-has a little sunshine-like smile and goes “thank youuuu” while giving you a tight hug !!! so wildly in love with the domestic aspect of it all he gets butterflies at the idea of being able to wake up to you and brewing you a cup of coffee in the morning
-texts you thank yous if he’s at work, but they’re always paragraphs long with a cute little sticker to accompany the message
seungmin
-does it mindlessly tbh, it’s a minor love language to him in both giving and receiving because in his mind these are just the things you should do in a relationship??
-gets really confused if you get sappy on him for an act of service because isn’t that just what he’s supposed to do as a boyfriend??
-(the tik tok sound that goes: “who the fuck fucked up this house like this??” plays in his head)
-makes sure you commit to your goals so that you can succeed which is annoying sometimes but really beneficial in the long run, waters your plants if you’re away, offers you the last piece of a snack, gives you his jacket if he noticed you shivering while out, saves you a seat when you two go out with friends and you run late
-but to him these are all just responsibilities of a boyfriend, but he also holds this expectation to you?? not in the same degree but he will find it a sort of normal occasion in a relationship if you make the bed or share your umbrella or record his favorite drama…
-says thank you, he just doesn’t understand how it’s a love language lmao
jeongin
-unlike seungmin who sees it as just another act of a boyfriend his chest swells w pride when he commits to his “boyfriend responsibilities”
-especially when you giggle and say thank you, he love love loves the way you look at him so fondly when you come home to a clean apartment or the pantry restocked, etc etc
-he also mindlessly does smaller things for you he doesn’t even realize count as acts of service, slows down if he walks too fast, grabs your hand when you two cross the street, or putting your water bottle in the fridge so it’s nice and cold when you drink it :>
-gets kinda surprised and taken aback if you do acts of service on a big scale, he feels like he’s indebted to you but also really enjoys being spoiled it’s so conflicting TT
-“you don’t have to babe!! but don’t stop…if you want to!!” -him probably
-his heart gets all soft when you do small things, plugging in his phone if he falls asleep, remembering important events and reminding him, always checking in on him…
-u guys r so cute STOP 😭😭
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taglist: @chansburgah @hamburgers101 @spacegirlstuff @mxrivicgb @endless-tsundoku
#stray kids reactions#stray kids imagines#stray kids scenarios#stray kids x reader#stray kids blurbs#stray kids headcanons#stray kids fluff#skz reactions#skz x reader#skz fluff
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Headcannon Neteyam eats alot 💀
@cinetrix ofc I love this image so damn much
Warnings : non lol sfw n all kinda short and idk if I did a head cannon right but TAAAADAAAA anyways
So let’s start off with the Na’vi people are just big being’s anyways so obviously they eat a lot much more then any human could dream.
Much more tht Neteyam well he eats more the any other grown man in the clan.
He grew up in the clan around his people so it’s more of a on going joke at this point about how does he even have any room left in his skinny body ya know.
When he was just born he would constantly cry Mo’at would simply say “my eywa he’s just hungry again” like so confused she’s delivered hundreds of babies and helped raise even more then that, but Neteyam was just a bottomless pit it seemed.
Jake and Neytiri couldn’t keep him from solid food as soon as he could crawl he was snatching food off plates and fruit out of baskets so what did Jake do? What any natural human would do, as that’s the only example he has at that point in his life.
He put it on the table and he truly believed he had handled the problem, unfortunately that just prompted the excited baby Neteyam to climb up the chair legs and on to the table as quite and quickly as can be.
Jake turned around and about had an out of body experience from the shock running through his body place Neteyam back on the floor just for him to repeat it this time right in front of his fathers watching eyes.
That was certainly the last thing he expected from his year and half old baby boy so they did start him a bit early on solids lol. He grew so did the the hunger, so for the first 6 years of his life he was as “chubby”as a Navi child can be of course that didn’t last long seeing as not only did he have a growth spurt very shortly after turning six but he began training.
Eventually him into the tall, slender, strong, and sexy Warrior he is today always providing well for the clan with hunting and gathering but of course the only thing he gets in trouble for beside the trouble his siblings bring in his rather peaceful(I CAN DREAM) life.
When the hunting party is out he has a bad habit of bringing snacks lol just a few small fruits or some dried meats his grandmother keeps in bulk for him at all times for her growing young Warrior.
Not only does it attract other predators lurking in the forest that are definitely not friends it. Drives. Jake. fucking. batty.
He gets so fucking angry when the forest is completely silent and all he can hear his son fucking struggling to eat a whole slim Jim (Jake refuses to call it anything else) in one bite without alerting anyone around him.
After moving to the reef and finding a whole new world of food options he was so fat n full after the first meal the family were a wee bit embarrassed.
Neteyam definitely had his fair share making others in their new clan stare in shock right up until you popped up the clan chef really you just organized meals in the clan and we’re in charge of the gathering of fruits and vegetables as well as medicine good leaves and vines for clothes and shelter supplies.
All you saw was ur kinda man for cooking was a great past time of yours loving to create new thing and find new spices and turn sour berries into sweet treats even tho the other women on the reaf just didn’t quite get it to you he was amazing.
His mysterious ways making him impossible to read other then the fact he clearly loves the food you would bring him and him simply returning the plate or bowl with shells and flowers spewed on top little did you know you’d be cooking for him everynight and definitely every meal after you all return to the forest but this time as his mate ❤️
Taglist: @prettiestplanetarian (I’m only gonna tag you in this one cus you said to but I can tag you in others if you want lol anyways thank you for the support without knowing what to expect 💋💋)
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ITS....
MY BIRTHED DAY YIPPEE YAY YIPPEE HIP HİP HOORAY!!! ♡
and for that.. i bring you..
☆ the boxers planning a birthday party ☆
and for this special ocassion.. I will be posting my cringe writing!!!! Happy birthday to me!!!
Glass Joe
- 99% he was the one that baked the cake, he really didnt have a choice other than to go with the walmart cake
- doting on everything, the cake has to be the perfect flavor, the invitations have to be in the right font so its not too fancy but its not too bland, the decorations need to be cheery but not too childish, the presents need to be spot on with whatever they like but not too spot on because stalking people is not cool, generally organized
- on that last note, he can and will stalk your social media accounts to find out what you like and how you like it, you'll suddenly see that "baguettedude420" is following your Facebook account and "winethief21" is viewing your instagram story (and accidentally liked a post from 2016 uh oh)
- going all out like its your last birthday
Von Kaiser
- doing his best, hes not good at remembering dates so he usually celebrates it WAYYY too early or after a week, you'll see a "happy birthday!!" message from him a month after your actual birthday
- gets "generally liked" gifts if he doesnt know what you like including: perfume, merch of a band you might like, jeans and socks (kaiser you have bad taste)
- will buy a pre-made cake because baking is not his thing
- will not sing happy birthday, nuh uh hes not putting you through that
Disco Kid
- going all out like this is his last day on earth, you cant get him to directly ask you "what do you want for ur birthday" because he'd rather cartwheel off a cliff than do that, doing mental gymnastics to find out what you would like for your birthday, "oh so you like sharks?" He then proceeds to get you shark themed gifts (if you have a hyperfixation on something really specific this is a win for you)
- goes out of his way to make, decorate & throw edible glitter at a cake for you
- definitely asking your friends "what does this bitch like??" (not that exact question but still close) since he doesnt have the guts to ask you what you like without making it obvious he wants to get you something specific
-oversinging happy birthday
King Hippo
- rushing on the last day, the only thing that saved him was the reminder on his phone
- also stalks your social media accounts because he didnt have the time to think about what hes gonna get you, uh oh looks like "theking5262627" is following your instagram account
- his gifts are mostly food related, like baking? Heres a whisk, like cooking? Heres a apron & a pan, like fruit? Enjoy this Apple shaped mug
- bakes a gorgeous cake, if you dont like how it tastes he'll be heartbroken, so for now you'll have to suffer through the blueberry allergy or he'll be sad
Piston Hondo
- overdoing everything like Joe, this time its not limited to asking your friends & stalking your social media accounts, hes gonna contact your family & ask your siblings and parents like "i know that you dont know me but your childs birthday is coming up what do they like pls tell me im gonna get them a gift" and it usually ends in hondo being friends with your parents, hes gonna whip out the oujia board to contact your deceased relatives to ask what kind of cake you like, hes gonna to swim in your gene pool to find out what your favorite color is, hes gonna get info, one way or another
- He thinks more about your birthday than you do, planning this like his life depends on it
-makes sure the decorations fit your taste because nothings worse than a badly decorated birthday (other than a family argument ending in both sides cutting contact but my point stands)
- makes it obvious hes planning it, you could say something like "i think green is a really good color" And he would just start overthinking it like "so you like green??? Do you also like plants?? Nature??? Mint??"
Great Tiger
- He already knows what you want, what flavor of cake (or any other desert) you want since he stalked your social media accounts WAYYYY before this, what on earth made you think "thegreatestman11" was a normal account
- dont let him sing happy birthday (PLEASE) or he'll perform a entire choreography (am i spelling that correctly)
- baking and putting his soul into it, theres sweat, blood and tears in that cake (not in the literal sense hes not that nasty) but he did see the light halfway through decorating the cake
Bear Hugger
-going off vibes & what he knows and is pretty spot on, if he cant decide on a gift he'll make a Facebook account (not to stalk you this time) to abuse the data stealing algorithm and get you a funny t shirt, sorry but your legally a old man who skateboards, has a weird obsession with fire extinguishers and was born in august now enjoy your destiny
- cannot bake to save his life, if you told him to bake a simple cake or do a backflip off a building he'll happily take the plunge, for this reason he just gets Ms. Bear to help
- you will get at least one (1) camo themed object from him
Don Flamenco
- this fucking bastard, hes rushing the last day to get you a present from walmart, hes just grabbing objects he could see you looking at and going "This is ok i guess" And running, cake? He got it from a bakery since he was normal enough to get you a edible cake with a hint of care
- He just dissapears after 20 minutes from your party he has places to be and this is not one of those
Aran Ryan
- fucking hell. He gets you dumb t-shirts off aliexpress along with gag gifts since he doesnt have the energy to be sane, best case scenario he'll handcarve you a little cat made from wood if he cares enough
- worst cake ever, hes simply struggling, eating the cake he baked would cause you a stroke, 20 heart attacks, 98 diseases, 2 ancient curses and liver failure, he has to film a apology video now uh oh
Soda Popinski
- handmaking stuff for you, decorations? He made them all, gifts? He crochetted (im so not spelling that right), he knitted, he carved and baked (both a cake and clay)
- definitely came late but still came
- (forgive me for these becoming short im exhausted + this is a scheduled post)
Bald Bull
- definitely not coming because no one wants to get swarmed at their birthday, no way
- He wont even go through with getting you a gift, hes just gonna send you money because why struggle with thinking about a person when they can think about themselves??
- stalking your social media accounts (not even for your birthday, hes just a bit noisy)
Super Macho Man
- same case as Bull, sends you money & wont show up, except this time he also gets you gifts other than money, also stalking your accounts
- no cake but will go all out for your decorations
Mr Sandman
- actually sane, hes not overthinking it but hes not forgetting about it either, he'll get you stuff he thinks you would adore, hes not really spot on but hes doing his best
- needs help with the cake, Sandman please stop youre gonna burn the kitchen down and im sure this is the 2nd building you'll wreck if you dont stop
#punch out#headcanon#punch out wii#punch out headcanons#don flamenco#bald bull#piston hondo#glass joe#aran ryan#great tiger#mr sandman#disco kid#von kaiser#super macho man#soda popinski#Oh my god this was exhaustingg#but heyy birthday means birthday post#also this was scheduled so i dont pump out something even worse than this#i love you all and i didnt expect my account to last this long#also i love you all and want to give you all a slice of my birthday cake#all of you are invited to my birthday party
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a funny thing- ch 24/25 word dump
WUAHAHAHA 4AM BABEY YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
i’ve been cookin low and slow with this one and i mean real slow like. too slow . as in 2 weeks later whoops
this one’s a real doozy so grab a snack
FIRST PAGE ON THE GOSUKU TAG WHEN YOU SORT BY KUDOS LETS GOOOOOOO major rweiser W
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ch 24
thinking abt yuuji flying down the sidewalk and megumi becoming the equivalent of a flag whipping behind him pls yuuji not everyone can keep up 😭
fred says fuck
mmmmmm crunchy cookies i love me some egg shell
yeah with cooking, you can play around with the measurements and adjust along the way, but baking is whole different beast :[ i made creme brulee for our new year dinner, my first time baking actually, and i was terrified the entire process cus one wrong step and its over (they turned out good in the end, though i wanted to leave it in the fridge longer)
sukuna and uraume on the same wavelength love that
daww megumi just be a kid its okay
gojo’s nicknames for toji PLS father-fushi and fraidy-guro
hehehe he technically called sukuna pretty ,, i agree
LMAOOOOO AINT NO WAYY OFC HE SABOTAGED HIM
i feel like toji would actually do well in getting sales (if he had the proper cookies) considering he’s “a pro at freeloading off women” which leads me to believe he’s got hella charisma .
“Fushiguro stops just before the table, one hand balled into a fist so tight, the muscles of his arm are easy to see, flexing dangerously beneath his skin.” uwwheheheerhfbud sorry
OH SHT THE GIRLIES ARE FIGHTING YOOOOOOOO AND SUKUNA JUMPING IN FOR GOJO ???? in front of the kids in a school fundraiser is crazy lmao
pinky
gojo taking bets on who’s gonna win reminded me of mei mei betting on the gojo-sukuna fight
i had a crazy amount of secondhand embarrassment going thru that hhhhhh yknow that feeling when you just wanna curl up and cover ur eyes and you’re fighting to even look back ? yeaaaaa
“Hurting people is bad. And you’re not bad!” ohh yuuji ughhh he has no idea of what sukuna was before, that he’s done more than hurt people .. children really only see the side of their parents that they’ve allowed to show them. it’s why kids usually think the highest of them, so yuuji saying that sukuna’s not bad gets me cus he’s known and seen only the best of him. but it makes me feel gooey inside cus, while everyone else sees the former king of curses, yuuji sees his dad and when he does eventually find out, he’ll still always be his dad before anything else (does this make sense i hope it makes sense im trying to make my thoughts coherent)
oh hey they’re talking abt it !
I GASPED OH MY GOD PLEAS EOLASOE APLEAS EPLAS EPALEAPSLEAPSH NOOOOOOOOO FFGGHGBBVV HITTING MY BED GRFGHJVNGRRAAGGHHFEG
im being tortured i thinj you’re trying to kill me here this is the worst case of edging ive ever had in my life (no not like that)
post-chapter notes:
IM ALREAYD RIOTING YASTOP BLUE BALLING ME
id read real housewives of jujutsu sorcery
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ch 25
GRADE 1 ?? AS IN ONE ?? AS IN O N E ?? AS IN, YUUJI IS NO LONGER A PRESCHOOLER
when you said small time-skip, i thought you meant a few months later . i was wrong
aight time to update the time board: yuuji’s in first grade so he’s 6 yrs old, we’re in 2013 now (i think), gojo is 24 yrs old 23 yrs old (chap takes place during summer, bday not passed yet)
it’s 2013, he can get a 3ds now :D im gonna get him on smash bros . OR KID ICARUS UPRISING IT SHOULD BE OUT ALREADY
they should totally name the potential pet after me (jk)
OKAYYYY THATS A START HE KISSED HIM ON THE HEAD !! WE’RE GETTING SOMEWHERE :O now go lower. preferably on the li
oh yeah yeah definitely not together whatever helps you sleep at night man
im gonna need the bad bitches birthday bash one-shot someday with the way shoko’s bringing it up
the fact gojo’s heard the threat so many times before that he can finish it and brush it off
CANDY CRUSH !!?!??
AWWWWWW THATS ADORABLE ;____; sukuna wanting to do something to surprise gojo’s first day as a teacher and yuuji suggesting to make a cake cus he knows his daddy loves sweets AND they spent the whole day prepping awawawawaw so cutee
they called on uraume for help too LOL poor them
yuuji being a snitch HA i can’t help but think of my siblings
you can’t be serious gojo, not after that? people also don’t usually sleep and cuddle the homies cmon man
mother is mothering and mother is leading the herd (no but i love how he adapted to the role very easily, likely to prior experience)
whuh the fundraiser was last year ? am i overthinking the timeframe … ok im back after going thru the calendar that makes sense 👍 carry on wait hold on first semester of first grade ended so they’re on break ... summer break ?? unless this is going off of a different schooling system (oh yeah duh japan lol)
ohhh please let them meet mama-guro i can imagine the absolute shock on their faces trying to comprehend how someone like toji managed to marry someone like her 😭 bonus points if toji is much more softer around her too and the sheer whiplash of seeing him having ANY sort of loving side is enough to send gosuku into a spiral
“It’s exactly the type of thing Sukuna would never be caught dead wearing, which means Satoru must do all in his near-infinite power to make him wear it.” real
THESE THREE ARE RIDICULOUS LMAOOOOOO sorry kids your fathers are busy trying to one-up each other
“But, then again, these are just go-karts; how much damage could he really do?” famous last words before disaster
oh no
hey sukuna’s living life at least he’s having fun and that’s all that matters 🥰
not the pyramid projectiles
CONICAL AMMO !?$&7)-)26 MARIO KART IRL GONE WRONG oh my god its too late for this i need to sleep
OH MY GOD ??????
WHADDYA MEAN THEY’RE GONE ??????
post chap notes:
what just happened
no really what jusr happened
the amount of times i’ve said oh my god throughout the entire go-kart scene i was clutching my pearls
he recreates his reign in the silliest ways, all while wearing nice little red bow :3
nah i get it the entire first arc was dedicated to how messed up he was abt suguru so i understand the doubts but they’ve also near kissed multiple times .. unless they were super down with kissing the homies
“I sure hope nothing bad has happened to them...” STOP
#i spent a good chunk of time trying to figure out the time frame help#i was thoroughly entertained throughout ch 25#AYE BUT GO-KARTING IS AN EXTREME COMPETITIVE SPORT THO#mario kart can bring out the worst in ppl#ok sleepinfh now gn#a funny thing happened on the way to therapy#for weiserr#lai’s word dump n thoughts#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gosuku#sukugo
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Stupid Headcanons About Jake “Hangman” Seresin
(u can accept these or not all i know is they’re true bc he’s in bed w me rn and he told me)
slight nsfw warning for random stuff throughout but nothing explicit <3
- he loves silly cringey cliche nicknames :3 sugar plum, honey bee, sweetiepie, poptart
- in regards to that last nickname it’s bc i fully and wholeheartedly believe
- and know
- that when he is subby (THIS MAN IS A SWITCH YALL) he likes to be called kitty :3 no i’m not projecting what the fuck
- anyways
- he gets called poptart bc he refuses to let the word kitty be uttered in public around him so poptart it is bc of nyan cat :3
- i’ve put some thought into it why do u ask?
- he loves dolly parton
- and old school miranda lambert, like “gunpowder and lead” to “mamas broken heart” era miranda
- he’s actually a bit of a country fan but it’s not pop country does that make sense everyone
- he loves those sea salt and vinegar chips but only the kettle cooked ones
- WINE LOVER
- only likes sweet red wine tho :3
- he turns into a slut when he’s wine drunk btw
- he will get home, unwind, do a silly face mask and put on a robe, and then turn on the most annoying loser youtuber you have ever seen
- HES A YOUTUBE GUY IDC 9 times out of 10 he’s gonna choose to load up a little minecraft youtuber and just get high or drunk and watch it
- i want to smoke with him. that is all
- he’s a giggly high/drunk, he just constantly laughs and is lovey dovey and :,)
- he’s a dog person
- he loves cats but he like a high energy dogs, he’ll take his dog to a park and literally wear himself out too so by the time you drive home both he and the dog are passed out LMFAO
- he refuses to play un-relaxing video games
- if it’s gonna stress him out he’d rather die than play it
- stardew, animal crossing, that new disney game i cant remember the name of! he also like organization games like that unpacking one, he will settle down and play for hours
- HE IS BISEXUAL.
- DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME OK?
- night showerer
- he’s the type of guy to have ur post notifications on but never like or comment and when you ask him abt it he’s like “oh i just like to see when u post :3” like ok?? support me???
- jealous easily but never toxic, does that make sense??
- you’ll be talking to someone and he materializes and goes “SO IM THEIR BOYFRIEND MY NAMES JAKE IM REALLY BADASS AND SCARY.” like relax king the cashier is not trying to fuck me
- he’s a switch :3 i already mentioned that but it’s true
- he gets bed head like crazy
- he does random little vocal noises sometimes that are similar to a cat going “mwerp?’ if you know what i’m talking about you’ll agree
- doesn’t even mean to do it it just happens
- the most romantic and sentimental mf in the universe
- expect anniversaries and birthdays and holidays to be The Biggest Deal to him especially as an official couple
- the handsomest baby girl ever :3
- anyways that’s all i can think of rn so. enjoy.
#f1nalboys masterlist#f1nalboys writing#f1nalboys works#jake seresin x you#jake seresin x reader#jake seresin#top gun#hangman top gun maverick#top gun maverick#:3
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Just ate mold n i was like “OH YEAH YUUKEI YIKES I LOVE THAT GUY”
also i was thinking about harutaka. Plauged with visions as i am. And i had this moment like “WAIT !!!” Bc who the HELL is cooking in that house ???
takane. Cannot cook. And i know like haruka SEEMS like he could cook but like. Hes an artist + hospital. Idk dude i wanna know your thoughts on it
you ate WHAT. ARE YOU ALRIGHT. is the mold eating related to you thinking of me. its just...the first bit of this ask disconcerted me so much.
also my very studied smart correct answer to ur harutaka inquiry that will definitely go insane about domestic harutaka in general: takane can't cook, haruka learns.
youd be right haruka cant cook but he LEARNS. haruka and kido bonding sitcom episode is real to me.
yeah haruka could learn from ayano who he's closer to but I'm delusional abt haruka asking kido, seeing it as a way to approach them and become closer. i think haruka has his little adventure arc where he gets close to everyone in the dan with little bonding moments... kido likes haruka bc he's very chill and it makes them a bit emo about konoha, but spending that time with him allows them to separate the two more properly in their head... konoha was in the kitchen a lot with them, following them around and asking when food was gonna be ready or getting to snack on anything kido was cutting. haruka is more active, asks questions and seems so interested. but he's also asking for little samples like konoha used too hehe.. neither is better than the other it's just different yet similar people. kido is happy to hang out with haruka :3
sorry. that aside. back to harutaka. yeah i think haruka can cook. but he DEFINITELY learns!!! he definitely had no clue how to. he mentions having a live in helper to make meals and chores lmaoooo this guy is the worst i wonder if he's ever done a dish in his life. takane thinking haruka is flawless then moves in with him and Realises and she's like 😐oh my god. (this is an exaggeration takane does Not think haruka is perfect anyways moving on)
ofc takane is very messy too but like from the little bit we got from her grandma (1. GET UP ALREADY UR GONNA BE LATE. 2. STOP WASTING TIME ON VIDEOGAMES. 3. what do u want for lunch :3) i think takane is... spoiled or just ig standard? idk what to call it. i mean in the sense she probably got a lot of her stuff done by the adult in her life. but unlike haruka who has a dismissive father who pays someone to keep the house together LOL, takane has her actual caretaker and i think miss grandma sounds like the kind who's a little strict and would keep takane very aware of chores and was strict enough to make her do at least some. so takane's actually got a lot more tools/skills/conscience for living alone than haruka. like she will do the dishes while haruka unconsciously waits for them to magically do themselves
haruka in general isnt super familiar with Domestic Life because he grew up basically alone, with a stranger doing all the chores and also spent a lot of time at the hospital (sorry for linking a 2014 pre novel 6 fanfiction dot net fanfic but THISSS fanfic❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ about haruka's feelings on what Home is... is still very dear to me)
Haruka and takane moving in together they are WINGING IT but they have fun. they're like No rules🔥🔥🔥we eat pizza everyday. they eat a lot of takeout and instant food even if haruka can cook bc takane is a picky eater and haruka doesn't always have the energy to cook. haruka and takane work from home according to me myself and i, and their Time Of The Day management is awful. their life is quarantine life. they never... properly organize meals. haruka will always remember lunch and dinner but maybe he wont be in the mood to be like omg maybe i can whip up something quick :3 *starts cutting onions* nah. he's making an everything sandwich and going back to drawing!!!! i also think kido tends to make food for everyone. haruka is one of the only dan members who actually gives kido their tupperwares back without a miss because haruka is very thankful/excited for kido to bring food (notorious tupperware thiefs are kano and shintaro)
anyways. domestic harutaka. theyre the worst. like i know haruka going boywife mode for takane is funny but i dont think he does that immediately. he's got pics to draw dammit. i feel like they live in this small ass apartment and they have never made their bed in their whole life. and if they have futon mattresses they are just never picked up and constantly in the way👍 haruka definitely catches up and discovers vacuuming and putting away the dishes when they're dry but it takes him a second. listen its tough being in ur 20s when last week you were dead and you didnt think youd live to see adulthood!!!! but the bliss of a domestic life with ur s/o gives haruka the power to step up. i believe in him.
OH im also delusional they move with takane's grandma after a few years because um um um *runs away* im delusional!! takane mentions living in a house so that lady is in a house all by herselffff????? i feel so bad for her takane please go back to ur grandma. i think post str when takane reunites with grandma she totally moves back home but kind of immediately moves out again to move in with haruka and grandma's like oh💔
i i think i think i think um um ithink in their mid twenties they move with her cuz grandma is old and takane wants to take care of her.... teeheee. by then haruka's fine with cooking and both are ok with house chores but they probably still get spoiled a bit by grandma once they move in 🙏🙏🙏 that lady loves haruka i know so. sorry btw i got so off topic. i saw the chance to talk domestic harutaka and ran with it. also if youve followed me for a while u know i have a delusional fankid i totally think grandma is living at home too if/when they have a kid. sorry im making myself emo *punches wall* baby konoha.whoa im going so off topic sorry im so normal
sorry for my very delusional reply that was abt everything and nothing at once. also dont eat mold
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Chishiya Headcanons
A Day in the Life Of A Doctor but also a Man
The Soundtrack on This ( While texting)
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Morning Routine
He isn't really a morning person . If he could have a choice he'd stay in bed till late . He'd curl into his warm sheets and he would hold you in his arms till the sense of extreme hunger hit you both
He usually wakes up earlier than you , thus he is making his breakfast alone . He never complains , he knows you're such a lazy kitty . But he brings you , coffee and a butter croissant every morning.
He will open the window in the bedroom to help him wake up better and he loves the warm sunlight.
He always loved when the Golden rays of sun warms the room and flushing onto your sweet sleepy face.
Before leaving for work, he will always leave ya a tender note into the fridge door , letting you know about the time he finally left, and if he's going to be late or not, some details of that day
"There's some pastry left 4 you in the oven. Shopping list done.
07.45" Not Gonna be late .
I Love U"
"Ur Bunny"
Days off / Vacations
When he has a day off it's usually on Wensday's or Fridays so you give him the space to do whatever he wants in your house.
He will cook his favourite meal ( he is very good in some recipes he learned a lot how taking care of himself when he was studying in Medical School as a student)
He is in love with Pastry Sweets and Cheesecake so he loves it to bake it for you to enjoy.
He always eat with full of joy and excitment and dinning for him is the absolute "cozy situation-feels home" moment.
He likes to feed you small bites by his own plate, he never steal yours though. He never drinks alcohol. If he feels like party he only drinks some glass of the finest wine .
He likes to organize your vacations , the place he'll spent 2-3 days with you , and he loves the hotels with a huge pool , luxury suites and elegance spaces. He's so unique and a money spender when comes to hotels. The last day before your departure he will have you the most special gift.
His favourites are either a diamont ring or an expensive pair of high heels. ( He's even imagining you wearing them in your private moments)
Bad Days/Headache
Somedays he's coming home with a bad headache because the stress of his work is something you knew it since the first dates but you are so trained to them.
He will relax inside your arms when he's resting his head in your hug. Maybe he feels pain but he never refuses your pain reliefing kisses and caresses. He will take some pain killer only if the pain is strong enough-and that only if makes him not able to sleep.-
In any other case-softer pain- he prefers a hot cup of relaxing tea with matcha and enough cinammon.
He often asks you if you can bath him because he likes to be treated as a cute -defencless- baby. He depends on you , and that is something makes you falling in love with him more.
Making Love
His love making is beyond tenderness and caring.
He likes to undress you in slow motion , as if he had an erotic scene playing in his head while doing it.
He never hurry , he never wants to "Cum and Go"
Making you feel special , is something he told you straight from the first night you were together in that hotel room in Italy.
His eyes is always nailed in yours during his love game.
He likes to whisper things in your earlobe , tender things, hot words, anything kinky but never too much dirty unless you ask for it.
When you want him to talk you dirty , he will do it with lust.
His voice will change , from his calming soothing voice , to the most husky hoarse tone you have ever heard.
His tongue is his specialty. When he's scanning your body with his wet tip , you are 100% sure that he's going to give you pleasure and only pleasure.
He never stops licking you , actually he can spent so much time in tasting your flesh , that makes you wonder if he ever has an erection.....he's so patient.
Αfter Care
Chishiya and cuddling after sex , is something that comes ONE.
You know him for 5 years and not even a night , he will roll over his side without give you his cuddle .
Even if it's only for some time. That is so unheard , like earth will stop moving. His skin after love , is still warm and he needs time to calm down at it;s normal temprature. He's hot like a puppy with fluff. That's so comfy for the winter's cold nights.
His smell is something you cannot live without. Even his breath smells so fine when he kiss you you can smell him and feel safe
He curls his fingers inside yours he will stay in that position all night. His right side of the bed is usually halph empty cause the most of the time he just sleeps on your lap.
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if ur fine with it 💍w/scara? my personality is pretty meh imo, im mostly extroverted and very talkative. if i’m honest i’m pretty ambitious with a lot of things and i’m very self disciplined according to my close relatives and friends. also i’m pretty confident in myself but not overly confident to the point i’ll start doing the most stupidest things. i also believe im well organized so i’ll freak tf out if everything is a mess (one time i had a mental breakdown bc i forgot to clean my room before going to school). also i’m pretty rude on a surface level, since i unintentionally insult people right in front of them. though with closer friends im very gentle n kind with them, i’ll show a lot of affection to them even in public. that’s mostly it so now moving to the hobby parts, personally i don’t think i have one? since mostly i’m studying, but if i do have free time i’ll either make plans with friends or play video games. i do have a little talent for the piano, i’m pretty mid at it but i can play a few songs. mostly i don’t have time to explore hobbies since i have extracurricular activities and studying💔 + some stuff wit my personality i forgot to add. whenever i pursue something i’m definitely not gonna take any break until i’m close to achieving it :)
(mb if i didn't pay much attention to your personality traits/hobbies, i was simply busy thinking of little things the two of you would do. i hope i incorporated enough to satisfy you, and make up for how long it took me to push out this post...)
pushing him in a shopping cart
at first, he protests. a lot. but he’ll get into the cart eventually, only because you’d bug him for the next week or so if he didn't. lowkey has to hold onto the side of the cart because you’re definitely going to go zooming down the aisles. he’s the one who grabs the stuff while you’re just having the time of your life. y’all get called out by the employees later but it was worth it :)
helping him paint his nails black bc he's going thru an emo phase
scaramouche does not see the appeal of bright colors. he himself prefers black, white, and grey, which are all simple and monotonous colors. like him/j. which is probably why his wardrobe looks like it went through the black and white snapchat filter. he even paints his nails black, or, well, attempts to. his adoptive little sister, qiqi, paints her nails black as well, because she wants to be like gege too. you end up painting both of their nails some of the time, and then yall post pics of you guys flaunting your nails like "don't mess with the emo bitches."
holding hands on the bus together
since your school is far, and most definitely not walking-distance, your friendly little neighbor (yall live in the same neighborhood) and you end up walking and waiting at the bus stop quite often, unless scaramouche's mom isn't too occupied with her girlfriend to drive him to school. you'll purposely sit next to him, just to piss him off, which works, but he'll take your hand in his anyways. if you breathe a word about it to anyone, though, he'll murder you.
cooking/baking (burning the house down) and failing miserably at it
he takes after his mum (ei), so i wouldn't suggest letting this emo boy within six feet of a stove or oven. of course, you ddin't know how bad it was until the two of you attempted to bake a birthday cake for his sister, qiqi. everything was going smoothly (minus the eggshells in the cake batter) until someone forgot to look after the oven. the cake (obviously) was ruined, burned black and was as hard as a brick. still, you had to make do with what you had, and scaramouche did some pretty decent icing work, even though qiqi refused to eat it, saying it'd break her teeth. another time, the two of you attempted to make a simple stir-fry, and apparently, scaramouche didn't understand that you had to stir slowly and carefully so that the food inside wouldn't spill out...you two ended up cleaning cabbage and chicken off of the stove for the rest of the night.
babysitting his (adoptive) sister qiqi
since ei is often busy at work and with her new girlfriend (pretty woman, her name's yae miko), scaramouche often finds himself looking after qiqi on his own. she doesn't really bug him while he's doing his homework, thankfully, but he does feel a tiny bit bad about leaving her with nothing to do. that's your cue. he'd call you to come over, and the two of you will probably just watch movies, play sorry or monopoly (scaramouche always seems to get bumped back or in jail), and stuff your faces with the chocolate ice cream in the fridge, even though ei specifically said no chocolate for qiqi. but rules were meant to be broken, no? and besides, he had to spoil his little sister some of the time, didn't he?
neat. 👏 freak. 👏 couple.
i swear, yall are a couple of fucking neat freaks (no offense). there ain't a spick of dust or a single pencil out of place in your guys' rooms and it CREEPS. ME. OUT. ahem, anyways. if your room (or his) ended up becoming dirty (which would probably never really happen to you, more on his side anyways), he'd probably help clean it up, but its mostly just you two vibing to the spotify playlist he set up.
he'll listen to you play the piano
whenever he's not busy, he'll pull up a seat next to you and just, quietly watch you play. he never comments about it, but if qiqi is in the same room, she'll clap her hands together slowly. she's actually quite fond of your piano music, and will probably ask you to teach 'gege' so he can teach her.
ngl, you probably insulted him
i'm not even gonna mince words here. you probably insulted him on his first day at your school. "damn, what happened to your horomones?" he glared at you and said that not all guys got the best of the gene pool. your day-to-day interactions with him at school has probably been mostly just you talking down on him and him just shooting insults right back at you 💀
he has to deal with you overworking yourself
he'll find you, laid out on your table, with exam papers spread out under your arms, snoring like a beast (no offense if you don't snore like that, or you don't snore at all-) and will gently place a blanket over you, along with a chaste forehead kiss. "the only reason you get better grades than me is because you overwork yourself so much," he'll murmur under his breath as he quickly finishes off whatever project or homework assignment you'd been working on.
matching bunny hats (yk, the ones w/the floppy ears <33)
he finds them ridiculous at first, but qiqi grew fond of them, and eventually, she was able to get him onboard about it. of course, you have to take a few (a lot of) photos, and even post a cute lil' couples tiktok of the two of you guys' ears flopping up in sync <33
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baby I wanna hear about ur tendou self ship!!! How did you meet? What are ur dates together like? How fast did u move in w/ each other?
I was like to know🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻
you guys are so kind and supportive of me okay okay I'm about to word vomit i can feel it. im gonna put it below a cut LMFAO THANK YOU FOR ASKING
so tendou and i are the friends to lovers trope. neither of us are very good at catching feelings for people right out of the gates. we gotta get to know people, memorize their laugh, figure out who they are down to the bone before we really fall in love. so tendou and i started out as just friends. and both of us were content with that.
i imagine we met organically. no real meet cute, just kinda met through mutual friends and occasionally he'd come into my work because he's got a sweet tooth. he's the guy i'd seen around campus a few times but never really spoke to.
n our friendship at first wasn't too fast. i wasn't necessarily afraid of him but i was definitely a little intimidated, especially because it seems like he can tell exactly what I'm feeling and i just.. don't know how to behave when someone is like that. gives me this wry little grin that screams 'i've just figured you out' when the reality is that he's kinda thinking the same thing about me. so both of us are just kinda.... wary of the other. like... what is this dude's deal?
but when we do become friends we are attached at the hip. inseparable. we can read each other's minds. we communicate by eye contact alone. we converse through vibes only.
getting together was really only natural. i think we'd both kind of just realized how we felt about the other, though i think tendou figured it out first. started taking pictures of me whenever i look happy, getting even more clingy and (somehow) simultaneously more aloof, letting me linger a little on what he says and try to figure out what he means. i think he'd like to play a little bit with the part of me that keeps guessing because he knows when too much is too much. plus i think he (like me) is a fan of the chase, so both of us played a little game at the beginning.
and once we start dating i feel like we become a little notorious to the people who know us (as friends or as a couple). the flirt with everyone couple. the couple who people aren't sure if we love or hate them. we walk into the room and people are like "oh god". both of us kind of get a kick out of teasing others, though i usually let up first since the guilt eats at me like an illness. tendou thinks its cute dw <3
we're also very big on casual affection i think (which isn't really a huge change from how we were as friends). tendou keeps his arm around me a lot, especially since he's so much taller than i am and that's probably the only obvious giveaway that we're dating. just kinda very present with small physical displays of affection. though i don't think anyone would really notice we were dating unless we did something particularly couply. i think that because we were friends first people sometimes just assume that we're really close. yk?
our dates are moooossstttllyyy home dates because both of us like to unwind in similar ways. we're both very big on quality time so a lot of our dates consist of one of us (or both of us) cooking something and then cuddling. i also think we tend to act differently when it's just us vs around people. both of us i think kinda feel this slight (but not huge) need to perform and be a little funny when we're around groups, but when we're with each other we're just so comfortable that desire doesn't really exist.
but we also like to go out and eat comfort foods. neither of us are super big on really fancy restaurants though so that's pretty few and far between, though sometimes he'll bring me somewhere because he wants me to try a specific dessert or dish he'd heard about.
also i think tendou and i took it a little slow with moving in together. we both really value our time and space and though we like to spend time near each other, we both know moving in together is a really big step. though i think when tendou eventually brings it up he basically goes into it with the concept of like "I mean we practically already live together" since like half his shit is at my house and vice versa. still, he didn't push all that hard and kinda waited for me to come to him since i struggle a little with that.
i just think we're sweet to each other. we're very casual but committed and there's a certain security about our relationship. we both know how much the other cares so true jealousy and insecurity doesn't come to easy to either of us. I'm very sweet on him. he's so beloved and dear to me.
that was so much but i am in love with him.
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skz with a sick s/o
a/n: I hate the color blue too much I’m not sure how long I can keep this theme </3 idk how it’s possible to hate the color blue but I hate it and if I look up blue aesthetic banner one more time on pinterest I’m gonna lose my mind
genre/warnings: sickness, jokes about death, kinda crack but mainly fluff, swearing, throwing up, implied fever?? please let me know if there’s something that needs to be tagged w a warning!
chan
-he’s got ur back bb dw
-takes your temperature, tucks you into bed, pushes your hair out of your face and puts a cool/warm towel over your head/neck, gets the comfiest pillows for you and braves ur feverish body temperature to give you a kiss
-rubs ur back while you throw up
-calls you the prettiest in the world while you’re literally sweating your ass off
-feeds you soup and is so loving the entire time he helps you recover, he even takes days off work just in case
-post sickness he’ll be constantly monitoring your temperature n sneaking tissues into your pocket!! he doesn’t want u to feel so miserable again :)
-sings you to sleep if your sickness is keeping you up, he’s there for you and it makes him a bit sad to see u so under the weather which motivates him even more into helping you feel better!!
lee know
-“LMAOO you got sick” is what he probably sent you after u sent a photo of your temperature, but he was immediately rushing to your place with soup, cold towels, heated plushies, weighted blankets, a humidifier, a bladeless fan, a defibrillator…
-is silently panicking and sobbing to see you in pain and coughing, but somehow still teases you
-“are you dying” every five minutes, half joking but honestly he is STRESSED
-throws medicine at you until you get better, he wants you to feel better so you can cuddle and kiss and so he can drink from ur water bottle
-cooks you comfort meals, texts your mom/parental figure about what meals you liked as a kid, writes a will where you leave behind everything to him, etc…Just boyfie things!!
-doesn’t let you fall behind in work/school, marks missed projects on your calendar and randomly comes into your room to organize your desk every hour. one) because he’s restless and can’t kiss you or cuddle, and two) his asian mom instincts are just kicking in
-at the end of the day, you can always rely on him :,)
changbin
-cries when you tell him you’re sick
-doesn’t really care and cuddles you while stroking your head, sobbing “my pooor baaaaby”
-tucks you in which a bunch of blankets if you say it’s cold, turns the temperature down to literally freezing if you say it’s hot, he just wants u to be COMFORTABLE!! then he realized temperature extremes can get you more sick so he steals lee know’s bladeless fan teehee
-gets you every single medicine flavor because he has no idea what you like and he insists you stay off your phone and limit your screen time while you’re resting
-if you don’t want him to get sick, he’ll probably lay on the floor next to you and just talk to you. he doesn’t want you to feel lonely especially when you feel so bad, he knows getting sick can be boring
-asks how you’re feeling every few minutes, admires you while you sleep, risks a little kiss on your forehead
-so so so excited the second you start feeling better! immediately wants to go out and do everything he’s been waiting for but…
-he got sick :,(
hyunjin
-probably the calmest one out of all of them, but he’s very worried about your well being
-he indulges in entertaining you though, fake crying and wasting your tissues while delivering a eulogy, checking your temperature and pretending to faint, etc
-wants you to feel good and cared for, he hates being icky so he massages your hands and makes sure you don't get too sweaty, does face masks, washes your hair for you
-he wants you to feel the best you can even when you're literally miserable
-he lets you rest ofc ofc, but he prefers you to lay with him on the couch so he can constantly monitor you and also so he can watch tv
-takes selfies while you're fighting for ur life in the background ("its for the memories!! you look fine babe!!)
-so so so soft and gentle with you, feather-light kisses on your forehead, ghosting his hands over your sides while tucking you in, he is a dream to have around when you're sick (unless you throw up because thats icky and he'll just be morale support)
han
-i feel like he wouldn't really know what to do LMAO
-probably distances himself from the situation because he doesn't wanna stress you out or disrupt your rest, but he'll text u every five seconds asking if you need anything or you want something from the store
-can't take it and bursts into your apartment all dramatically with a dozen grocery bags stock-piled of things to make you feel better, he's here to save the day!
-teases you a ton but that's just because he wants to see you laugh
-says he's gonna go make soup but just heats up some his mom made
-kisses and cuddles 4 u! he'd probably also get sick because he can't get enough of you and he just has to be around you n holding you
-"do u want water? do you want another blanket? do u want any snacks? do you want to go watch TV? do you want more soup? do u need medicine?"
-you'll probably wake up in the middle of the night to him at the edge of the bed, working on his laptop, and he'll look over and smile and he'll be like "ah!! bb don't get up it's late, do you need something??"
-SOBBING. i have to move on because now i'm sad he's too cute
-snuggles into bed with you, adjusting your pillows and brushing your hair out of your face, before kissing your cheek and whispering "get better soon"
felix
-felix.exe is currently responding to the problem, this will just be a second...
-he knows that as ur boyfriend this is a responsibility he should have known would happen, but he can't help but look up "how to take care of loved ones when they're sick"
-brings your favorite hoodie of his, snacks, board games and card games, medicine, pillows covered in his cologne, and the best tasting medicine cuz he knows how icky it is :(
-a surprisingly good nurse, always asking if you're comfortable and okay, "do you want me to turn on the TV? is the temperature okay?"
-he mainly wants to prioritize you resting and eating well, and he constantly refills a chilled water bottle for you
-insists you drink water or he'll probably cry
-tries not to be a cuddle bug because you might be feverish, but he flops on top of you and hugs you, nuzzling his cheek into your shoulder while you chide him because he could get sick
-i feel like he has a weirdly strong immune system and he just,,,doesn't get sick
-makes sure you fall asleep at a reasonable time but then spends the next hour monitoring your temperature and making sure ur comfortable </3
seungmin
-very languid approach, he realizes that you probably just want to rest and feel better, so he won't be as...I guess comforting? In the traditional sense??
-obviously he'll do his duty as your boyfriend, make sure you take your medicine, drink water, get proper amounts of rest...But he'll spend most of the day curled up with you and showing you stupid tik toks
-it's a break day for him, and a rest day for you
-probably finds weird folk myths that'll supposedly cure you, so he tries them out just so you don't feel like you're stuck in bed all day
-giggles while rubbing mint lip balm on your stomach because "that's pretty much what they did in medieval days!!"
-takes the best naps with you, he doesn't want you to be sick but he's so glad he has a day with you like this, as selfish as it is tbh
-if you get up to get a drink of water, he'll groggily get up from the bed and gently drag you back to bed by the waist
-"rest is the best medicine lovely, c'mon"
-probably takes really ugly photos of you to laugh at, back camera flash photos or silly snapchat filters, he loves your smile
-I think at some point he'll get bored though and go out shopping so he can stretch and get u any wants or needs lolol
jeongin
-a bit of a little shit about it but he's very cute
-"oh this medicine smells like shit," before offering a spoonful to you with a pitying smile
-rolls you up in blankets and holds you like you're a little cocoon plush
-every time you try to eat something, he googles if it's healthy for you LMAO
-"jagi don't touch that tangerine, I gotta check if it's certified for the ill"
-makes you hot cocoa and buys comfort meals so you feel...comfortable lolol
-i really don't believe he'd see it as such a big deal, he understands if you don't want to be doted on and he'll take care of you, but he just is very chill and casual
-you're just sick, and he wants you to feel better but he realizes that it's natural to be uncomfortable and u just gotta get through it!!
-shows u rlly dumb motivational gifs he found on an auntie's facebook teehee, finds some oddly inspiring though
-if you complain about sweating he'll be like "is it too hot?? that's kinda expected with a fever" and then you throw a pillow while he runs to turn down the temperature
-sleeps over so you don't feel lonely, puts on baby sensory videos for you so "little baby can rest!!" while squishing your cheeks
-such a loser (endearing)
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See me personally I have all the questions we all have on why or how Harry gets sm undeserved praise, does shit but never gets called out, gets the bad press buried , clearly has been planning his solo career since 2013 while still stringing along 1d fans and managing to look victim enough for larries/“he’s just a sweet angel🥹” harries, etc etc ; And everything is answered when I come to the conclusion that he sold his soul. Metaphorically or literally, idk. Using the terminology for “selling ur soul” is common in Hollywood and I’m kind of an atheist so I’m gonna guess it’s metaphorical. Who knows tho. I wouldn’t be surprised if he drinks baby bl00d or is secretly possessed bc something about his vibe is deeply unsettling and I’ve felt it since the day I saw him. To me all pop stars are bad I don’t trust them not even the talented ones but something about Harry’s ability to delude all his fans into thinking he’s some victim while being one of the most ruthlessly powerful men in the industry is what makes me think he’s worse. And don’t even get me started on the praise for an album that has lyrics “green eyes fried rice I could cook an egg on it” “cocaine side boob” etc. And boring ass songs w no build too be serious there’s no way this is organic
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Cinderella & Insane Freakazoid Cringelord Tweaker
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insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: diddle diddle play me like a fiddle can u solve my single riddle
Cinderella: Um...sure?
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: how can a good man love with joy a woman by strangers used as a sex toy?
Cinderella: B-because he really loves her?
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: Hmmmmmm
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: HMMMMMMM
Cinderella: ...
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: the answer is simple
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: she is his momma
Cinderella: ...I see.
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: u wont see after i poke ur eyes out
Cinderella: What? Why would you do that?!
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: does the name not give it away Cmon now
Cinderella: Um...may you not do that, still?
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: idk dawg eyes go for a pretty penny
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: a couple eyes and organs can keep someone set for years
Cinderella: But I can do things for you! Things more valuable than organs!
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: what is more valuable than several years of luxury for a few days work
Cinderella: I can do chores for you! I can sew, clean, cook...I even know how to take care of animals!
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: organ money can hire maids cmon now
Cinderella: Can it hire maids who...um...have fairy godmothers?
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: probably i mean realistically organ money gets anything one could want in this bitch of an earth
Cinderella: *sighs* Fine...my life wasn't going to amount to much anyway.
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: thats the spirit
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: dont feel too bad about it though there are very few people who amount to anything in life in the first place and regardless of what status you achieve everyone dies equally emptyhanded
Cinderella: That...doesn't make me feel better. But thank you.
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: regardless of what lies at the end time forces us to march ever forward into the endless unknown
Cinderella: Yes, these seemingly profound maxims that are actually obvious facts that a child would know are certainly interesting to hear. Can we get on with it?
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: im surprised theyre seemingly profound to you i thought they were pretty standard
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: organ money cant buy such a compliment
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: wait yeah it can it can buy anything
Cinderella: I suppose.
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: if it is self evident as you say that amounting to something is essentially a joke and that being forced to march into death is the only inevitable,then why not just become an organ harvester and cruise in ez street
Cinderella: I always thought we made our meaning in life but you clearly decided yours was to end others' and there's nothing I can do about that.
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: i dont end them they just get a free ice bath in bangkok
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: can i have one of ur kidneys 😊😊
Cinderella: Are you gonna accept a no?
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: wtf
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: i thought what we had was special
Cinderella: We just met, you asked me a rhetoric question about a promiscuous mother, and then said that you were going cut my eyes out to sell them. That all happened in five minutes.
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: awww such a cute timeline
Cinderella: So...are you going to take my kidneys?
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: I mean...😳😳😳
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: i would be delighted to take ur kidneys for resale on the black market
Cinderella: And I would be delighted to live longer.
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: i guess every relationship needs compromise
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: u can live just fine with 1 kidney
Cinderella: I actually won't...my family won't pay for the medical treatment and the recovery. Also, what if the other kidney fails?
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: kidney failure is no joke, if you cant afford to pay for recovery having 1 kidney removed you wont survive 1 failing regardless
Cinderella: Exactly.
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: so i remove ur 1 kidney and nurse u back to health and u go on with ur life as usual
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: if it fails u die as u would have regardless
Cinderella: You'll go through the monetary trouble of watching over my recovery just to get one kidney?
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: couple goals arent attained easily
Cinderella: Now we're a couple?
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: when weren't we
Cinderella: ...Six minutes ago?
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: Nope
Cinderella: Fine. Whatever. Anything that gets me out of this house. You can't treat me any worse than my stepmother and my stepsisters.
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: holy shit
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: Damn that is a tragedy
Cinderella: It's a living. Or it was, anyway.
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: no more cooking and cleaning, now only organ harvesting
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: and its self sustainable if u take 1 kidney from every maid
Cinderella: Why can't you take kidneys from other people? You don't think it will affect a maid's handiness to be down a major organ?
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: yeah they turn out fine most of the time
Cinderella: I see. Alright.
insane freakazoid cringelord tweaker: ok i die now
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A Funny Thing- Ch 22 word dump
shortening the title cus it’s a pain to write over and over, full title in the tags, link to chapter below cut (as if ppl other than the author themselves will look at this but hey)
very much a word dump i have no idea what’s going on below this cut it’s 4am im tired
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i read every single chapter out loud to myself- i like to pretend i’m an english teacher reading the assigned story of the quarter to their students and then i give an oscar worthy performance with the dialogue
ALSO GOSUKU TAG HAS BEEN ADDED FOLKS WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yeah dr sato as you should lmao honestly i’d dedicate my entire work hours to these two mfs
“After all, she has a feeling their story is still far from over. Who knows what else may be lurking beneath the surface.” girl this is 16 yrs of LORE of course it’s not over 😭 they got BAGGAGE
4 yrs old, born 2007, we’re at 2011 now, gojo is around 22 yrs old (note for me)
OH RIGHT YUUJI WAS MANIFESTED THRU MAGIC LMAO OFC HE DOESNT HAVE DOCUMENTS
“Yuuji doesn’t have a last name.” A
oh my gkd giggling sukuna having beef w the cheater, got into indoor cycling just to best her love that for him
also love chismosa ‘kuna, telling gojo abt the tea, kettle and all, even giving him a real time show
“In a feat of superhuman strength-“ LMAO
god im cryimg are those full coherent sentences ??? OJ GODKM GONSN FCRUY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YUUJIIIIIIIIIII a hundred billions hours oh ur so silly
teehee their son, our son, such subtle changes in the writing but it says so much 🥹
AWHSGAFAHAGDIS I KNEW HE WAS GONNA GET THE ITADORI SURNAME IM SO HAPPY FOR WASUKE HE DESERVES HIS SURNAME TAKEN BY HIS GRANDSON OH THE JOY
god im sorry i just bursted out laughing while i was reading i couldnt help but think of the memes WHAHSDJ dad i frew up
damn he didn’t return the handshake that’s actually so crazy
YUUJI THROWS UP ON HIS DESK OH SHITTF AAAAAAAA DESERVED SCREW YOU PRINCIPAL IVE BEEN GIVING A SINISTER BRITISH ACCENT TO
i initially thought it was mainly about sukuna’s “tattoos” that the first two schools were wary about, but i forget that, to others, they’re a queer family and definitely back then, it still wasn’t socially accepted. not sure why it didn’t cross my mind, especially with a conservative country like japan, but i’m glad there’s some light to it as a part of the challenges they go through while navigating their relationship and their lives.
HELLO WE’RE NOT JUSY GONNA BRUSH OVER THE FACT THAT THERE WAS A SECOND TIME THEY KISSED WITHIN THOSE 4 YEARS WTF DID I FORGET THIS ???? (after chapter note: OK COOL I WASNT FORGETTING THINGS LMAO oh please i gotta see what this infamous incident may be pleaseeeeeeee)
oooooooh the romance is really slow cooking goodness my favorite om nom nomnomnom
ohhhhhh my heart….what are you doing to me, weiserr……wholesome cute family moment…….my cause of death indeed
AWWWW AN ADMINISTRATIVE BODY THAT ACTUALLY CARES FOR THEIR STUDENTS’S WELL BEINGS LETS GOOOOOOO
after chapter thoughts:
MY MOM HAS A PELOTON BIKE TOO AHAHAHAHA LOVE MORE OF ‘KUNA IN HIS MOM ERA
imagine if they came across toji dropping off megumi at school or smth (yknow if mamaguro is still alive and their lives are good), i cant even imagine the animosity gojo and sukuna would have towards him
“heyyyy guys sorry i tried to kill you and your son back then crazy times huh”
his new friend is junpei bet (watch me be wrong)
#a funny thing happened on the way to therapy#lai’s word dump n thoughts#i swear i sometimes have more thorough discussions than this#its late leave mealone#for weiserr#going to sleep gn#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gosuku#sukugo
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bill x adhd!reader headcanons !
( before anyone gets upset a) i have adhd and b) this is my account i can write what i want <3 )
alright so i feel like bill is a very organized and put together person, he hates mess and clutter. so at the beginning of the relationship, maybe when u first move in together, he gets really irritated by the constant mess. the constant clutter of your things all around the house
and of course ur not doing it on purpose. u either forget you put something down there bc you got distracted or just bc u have to be able to SEE IT in order to know you have it. ( object permanence problems )
anyways bill wants to bring it up to you, bc he’s an adult, and doesn’t want it to become a problem or fight. so one day he sits you down and tells you it really upsets him when you leave things around the house.
instantly you realize the situation, feeling almost a bit shy and embarrassed. once he finishes his confession you grab his hands and run your fingers over his knuckles. “i have adhd, and i know that’s no excuse for the mess and clutter but sometimes i genuinely forget to pick up after myself or get distracted. i will happily do it just remind me! sometimes it’s hard for my brain.”
bill is a little surprised by your confession but in his mind so many things click. the constant moving, the fidgeting, the fast talking, jumping from subject to subject etc etc
anyways of course bill is accepting and understanding of you, he loves you.
so when he starts to find your shoes at the front entrances or forgotten dishes, he just gives a gentle reminder to you. which works out perfectly, bc you instantly resolve it, you just simply forgot about it.
bill also begins to notice more things about you, keeping note to help make things more accommodating for you
no fruit or any food in drawers, you tend to forget about them and they go to waste
when you have any appointments coming up, he’ll get colorful sticky notes and pin them on the fridge so you don’t forget
bill let’s you talk about your hyper fixation for hours too, which brings you an unknown amount of joy
you just sit there and ramble and ramble, a smile covering your lips, hands gesturing wildly as you bounce in your seat in excitement.
and sometimes you apologize for talking too much but bill always waves you off, telling you he could never get tired of your voice
bill also doesn’t mind when you interrupt him, he knows sometimes you’ll forget what you were gonna say if you don’t get it out quick enough.
he also doesn’t get annoyed when you forget what you were talking about, just simply reminding you of the conversation
bill never mocks or makes fun of you for stumbling or stuttering over ur words, ur brain moves so fast sometimes it’s hard for you to get the words out properly
bill also notices ur sensitivity to sounds when you get overstimulated. he begins to notice the telltale sounds of you becoming overwhelmed
often times you get snappy and aggressive. you begin to bite and pick at your nails. you bounce your leg. tug at your ears. so when he begins to notice, he doesn’t care where you’re at, he’ll take you outside to get some air or take you home if it’s gotten too bad
and he never touches you in these moments unless you initiate it. learning previously from talking with you about how to help you in these moments, physical touch can be a trigger when you’re overstimulated.
bill makes note of when you get under stimulated. he’ll offer things for you to do, asking for your help with something, suggesting you cook or bake. turns on music for both of you to dance to, drives around with you etc etc
bill gets you fidget toys bc he really hates the way you pick at ur fingers and cuticles till they bleed.
he often lays your meds ( if you take any ) and water out on the counter for you in the morning. sometimes you’ll be in such a rush you’ll forget.
he notices how much trouble you have with sleeping too. he’ll do whatever he can, makes you tea, pets your hair, back scratches, a warm bath. even if bill is exhausted, or woken up by you in the middle of the night bc u can’t sleep he never gets irritated bc he knows how frustrating it is, to just not be able to sleep no matter how hard you try
sometimes when you’re laying in bed and you can’t sleep bc your mind is going too fast, bill will ask you to explain what’s happening in ur brain. and you’ll go on and on about the random thoughts you have, eventually relaxing after, or falling asleep during. ur brain calming down temporarily.
bill is one patient man and you couldn’t be more grateful bc let’s be honest the mood swings you get when having adhd, r terrible.
bill and you came up with code words. “peaches” for i want to be held and loved on, and “chocolate syrup” for i want to be left alone please. you don’t even have to speak them, you often shoot bill a text and he understands.
bill also adores ur often hypersensitivity, you’re very empathetic and emotional. but he thinks it’s sweet how deeply you feel. even if it is u crying for the 10000 time over the lion king
you couldn’t be more thankful for him, u don’t think anyone has been so accommodating and understanding in a relationship. ur relationship with bill is built off nothing but love, compassion and trust.
#penny just admit this headcanon is about u#anyways#bill skarsgard imagine#bill skarsgård imagine#bill skarsgård fanfiction#bill skasgård#bill skarsgård smut#bill skarsgård x reader#bill skarsgård gif#bill skarsgård edit#bill skarsgard smut#bill skarsgard
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Any hcs for team natsu and cooking?
Uhhhh lemme see
Natsu can cook but rarely ever does. He doesn't have the patience most times to wait for the food to finish and he cant be bothered with the clean up after so he just buys something to eat more often. But when he does cook, not everyone's gonna eat what he prepares. And it's not like he's a bad cook per se, it's just that what he likes isn't for everyone. He's really heavy handed with seasonings and spices. He doesn't even know wtf he's putting in there half the time. He just does a sniff test and if it smells nice its going on the food.
And the amount of pepper home boy puts on it could literally burn a hole through concrete which he forgets everyone else can't handle if he's attempting to feed someone. He's also a weirdo who likes meats slightly charred so sometimes he will deliberately half burn his food bcus it's tastier that way to him. Seriously why is he like this.
I am absolutely obsessed with the idea that any sort of domestic or artsy skill that exists Erza for some reason cannot do them. Sewing? Drawing? Painting? Absolutely not. Erza cannot cook even though she really really wants to be able to. No matter the amount of lessons or cookbooks or precautions what she prepares just always ends in disaster. She's not even a disaster in the kitchen! Shes very focused and clean and organized but no matter what her meals always flop. She's a great assistant tho, granted that she's under close supervision.
Gray. This guy, this guy. This is the guy you go to when you want a decent meal. He's no master chef by any means or anything but he has got comfy foods down to a science, his kitchen's always stocked because he likes cooking instead of getting take out most evenings and even though he's a meticulous recipe follower he has bouts where he goes off the rails and experiments. Rarely do those experiment meals ever flop either. Also as a side he has superb knife skills, very delicate and precise.
Listen, I subscribe to ex-rich kid Lucy, thus she can't really cook, not cause she's bad but just from lack of experience. She had very small handfuls of lessons when she stole away to the kitchens to be with the cooks and that was when she was a kid and thats for like really simple easy prep meals. But she's getting there! She's trying! She fumbles a lot in the kitchen cause cooking makes her a nervous wreck and gets burnt or cut a fair bit but it happens less and less! She still has a healthy fear of the oven and will not go near it after the incident but thats ok! She just needs to learn to be a lil less stingy with the seasonings and she's golden (Queen the seasoning won't hurt u. Just put more in there, ur tastebuds will thank you.)
Wendy honestly is a pretty decent cook all things considered. She always prefers using natural ingredients and getting stuff fresh from the source and very on about healthy eating (not to be annoying she just wants everyone to be in good shape). She's very good with herbal teas and has a sharp nose for ingredients so whatever she makes is that balance of healthy and tasty albeit with light flavours because she's really sensitive to sharp flavours. And even though the squad knows that she can handle herself well in the kitchen someone always sticks around in there with her in case she needs help with anything.
Carla is on par with Wendy in terms of cooking skills but with a leaning towards using more bitter flavours in her meals so not everyones a big fan of her meals. Not bad, it just takes some getting used to.
Happy can cook but isn't trusted around knives.
#fairy tail#fairy tail headcanon#natsu dragneel#erza scarlet#gray fullbuster#lucy heartfilia#wendy marvell#ft carla#ft happy#ft natsu#ft erza#ft gray#ft lucy#ft wendy#guess which of these hcs is me :)#also man havent done any hcs in a while#i know i got some in the ask box but been busy busy busy
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