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mysticprofessoralienhumanoid · 2 years

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Marinette: Hey, Dames, when is your birthday?

Damian: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?!

Marinette: ... So I know when to greet you with 'Happy birthday'...

#here have this as a treat #cuz i am currently in despair so #maribat #dc x mlb #mlb x dc #maribat incorrect quotes #marinette x batfam #daminette #maridami

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themistymountainscold · 1 year

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Gunshots and screams echoed through the room from the soldiers above being torn apart by the Demogorgon. Hopper turned away from the security cameras, the sight no less horrifying than it was years ago. He stalked towards the scientist, grabbing his collar, pushing him against the wall, “How do we get out of here?” Hopper yelled in his face.

The Russian whimpered, pointing shakily towards a door. Hopper threw him to Enzo, who grabbed onto the back of his collar, keeping him in place.

“Wait Jim,” Murray said, fumbling in his pocket, taking out a small gun, holding it out to him. Hopper took it, his grip tightening as he approached the door. He pushed it open slowly, using his foot to kick it open the rest of his way, his gun up and ready.

The first thing he saw was a Demogorgon strapped down onto a table, its chest open and splayed out. It looked dead.

Hopper turned away to keep from gagging and pushed past the curtains.

“Shit…” The curse left his lips as he entered the room. Two rows of tanks occupied the room, each one holding a Demogorgon.

“Oh, my god.” Joyce breathed out behind him. Her hand lifted to cover her mouth.

“Looks like they’ve been busy,” Hopper huffed, inspecting one of the tanks. They all looked dead, floating in whatever liquid the Russians had put them in. That was one less thing to worry about.

“What the hell is that?” Enzo spoke up, pointing at something over Hopper’s shoulder. Hopper looked over and froze. No way that thing was still alive, No way it actually was-

“The Mind Flayer,” Joyce muttered, the fear clear in her tone.

His head shook to gather his bearings, “We have to get out of here,” Jim panted, taking a step back.

A scream made him stop in his tracks.

“Someone is in there,” Murray whispered, horrified. His eyes were glued to the cage as another scream echoed through the room.

As Jim turned back around, a body slammed into the glass, another scream filling the room.

Jim stepped closer, trying to see the man's face as he banged against the glass, begging to be helped.

“Get that cage open,” “What are you serious, don’t you know what's in there?”

“I’m perfectly aware of what that fucking thing is, just get the fucking cage open!” Jim yelled.

The screams continued, echoing through the chamber, slowly engraving itself in Hopper’s mind.

The first doors slid open, Jim shot the second one, trying and failing to break the glass.

“Get this fucking thing open!”

“I’m trying!” Murray yelled, panicked.

The man in the cage let out another scream, falling to his knees in the middle of the cell.

Jim’s jaw clenched at the sight, giving up on shooting, and just hitting the butt of the gun against the glass.

There was another scream, but this was different, not human.

The Mind Flayer.

Jim turned back at Joyce’s shriek, his heart thumping loudly in his ears when he saw the Demogorgans twitching in their pods.

The man’s arms were spread wide, his mouth open in a permanent scream, the Mind Flayer attaching itself to his chest.

“Murray!”

“I’m almost there!”

But it was too late.

The Mind Flayer absorbed into the man's body, leaving him limp on the ground.

It was deathly silent. The Demogorgans had stopped writhing.

The cell door slowly slid open.

Hopper didn’t waste time running to the man's side, turning him over.

“Come on, come on you better be alive.” He muttered, patting his face.

Joyce had run to his side, her hand rising to her mouth after a gasp.

“Billy…”

#here have this as a treat #stranger things #my writing #fics #jim hopper #joyce byers #murray bauman #billy hargrove #billy lives au #billy taken by the russians #superpowered!billy

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fremulon · 9 months

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Crowley's hearing "I can finally make you good enough to deserve Heaven"

but Aziraphale's saying "I can finally make Heaven good enough to deserve you"

#good omens #gos2 spoilers #gos2 #good omens season 2 #I don't do meta but here have 2 lines as a treat

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mangozic · 1 month

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archivist be upon ye

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aeide-thea · 1 year

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on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as 'masturbatory' because even though it's an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it's impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

#it's such an ugly word but like. self-pleasure is good‚ actually #it's good to know yourself and what you like and lovingly treat yourself to it!#like similarly 'meretricious' is extremely tempting if you ignore the underlying metaphor #but. hard to.#language #and quite frankly i think people who whip out 'masturbatory' in this sneering sort of way #are leveraging‚ if we're honest with ourselves‚ a particular framing of it as a gross thing that boys do #because like. when have you ever heard a *woman's* self-indulgent art described as masturbatory #like don't get me wrong we absolutely still dismiss it! but we dismiss it in other ways #that are usually about how embarrassing her *yearning* is #and so even our sneering is reinforcing an idea that men Act whereas women Feel #anyway this was prompted by some things but i shoved it in the queue so now i forget what lol #so here you are getting some contextless thoughts on the use of 'masturbatory' as sneering dismissive assessment!#just what you were hoping for i'm sure :)

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redinthesea · 16 days

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Stop putting him through situations!!!!!!! Think of his blood pressure!!! Everyone stop being mean to him real quick and start clapping or I'll blow this whole building up.

#one piece fanart #one piece #usopp #one piece usopp #me art #here goes. have it. this is my house #maybe more to arrive. imagine.#saddest wettest most pathetic pirate in the grand line #my friends watching me pick the badly treated 'comic relief' character as my favorite ten times in a row feeling no sense of surprise at al #cw eyestrain

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months

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Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #cangse sanren #wei changze #jiang fengmian #It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill.#I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months.#My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good.#CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10.#While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in-#-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all.#It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ.#Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do.#Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would.#My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends.#they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time.#But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together.#Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.

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mroddmod · 28 days

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little scrapped comic bc it felt a bit ooc to me in hindsight

#tbb #the bad batch #the bad batch season 2 #the bad batch season 3 #tbb tech #tbb omega #i was worried that this wouldn’t really come across as i intended #i’ve heard a lot of people complain about the characterization of tech in fanon #they make him a lot less capable than he is in canon just because he is the ‘nerd’ of the team #which i totally agree with #so i didn’t want it to seem like i was doing the same #i just think that tech would have a difficultly expressing some of his vulnerability around his brothers because they are so often stoic #(and frequently make fun of one another)#and omega might be the first person he feels comfortable in letting that side of him show #idk #just a sweet idea to me #anyway i decided i wasn’t going to finish this because of my fear of being misinterpreted but i did like how these sketches turned out #so here :)#a little treat #mods art #my art #mods draws #star wars #sw tbb #star wars the bad batch

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ryllen · 4 months

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"Don't u know what u're asking me with these?

'Abandon the sea, and stay on land'"

"Are you sure you know~ what u're getting into, Trey-san?"

[x] [x] [x]

#treyjade #AUGH WHEN TREYJADE ARTIST DOES SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WRITING I CAN'T LEAVE ALONE & JUST HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD WITHOUT EXACTLY REPOSTING IMAGES #FIRST LINK FIRST LINK CHECK THE FIRST LINK AUGHHHH!!!!! THE JADE REACTION IS SO MOEEE~~ yes it's kinda different to the way i draw him here #THE SECOND AND THIRD LINKS ARE JUST AS NICE & FUNNY I LEAVE THEM THERE AS A TREAT for treyjaders!!!!!!!#twst #twisted wonderland #jade leech #the description of the third link STABS me right AT THE FUNNY BONE IN MY HEART #'When I was at the sea there was food swimming everywhere...'#JAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEE FSDHSDHSHDSH #HE THINKS THE SEA IS OPEN WORLD CAFETARIA FHSDHSDHSDH #HE'S TOO CUTEEEEE ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I JUST IMAGINE HIM DOING SOMETHING TOTALLY RANDOM AND SUDDENLY HIS HAND JUST WENT AND GRAB A FISH AND PUT IT INTO HIS MOUTH IN A MATTER OF #SECOND FHSDHSDH #AJA DE #AND THIS KEEPS HAPPENING EVERY 5 MINUTES INTERVAL FHSDHSDH #THE SECOND LINK IS JUST GOLD THROUGH AND THROUGH FHSHDSDH #SO MOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TREEEEEYYJJJJJAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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professorcalculusstanaccount · 6 months

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You’re my favorite blog with an amazing costume and stellar art, so I hope to bestow upon you the small pleasure of asking you:

Trick or treat?

Thank you very much! I'm incredibly honoured to be your favourite blog! I know this is late but please accept this treat, happy belated Halloween!

#asks #fanart #tintin #adventures of tintin #captain haddock #archibald haddock #comic #halloween #trick or treat #i have no time to check for mistakes in this i will just have to live with them #haddock knows what a child is #i cant really imagine tintin and haddock celebrating halloween normally because it just wasnt really a thing in europe until very recently?#like im 24 and it was introduced here a little before i was born #halloween as it exists today is pretty american #i know a lot of people who arent that old who didnt even think about it growing up lol #i love halloween tho #it's a holiday that's purely optional and you can celebrate however you want it with whoever you want #alcohol tw

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boxfullaturtles · 6 months

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"Listen, when you love somebody, you're always in trouble. There's only two things you can do about it: either stop loving 'em, or love 'em a whole lot more." -Colonel Potter, M*A*S*H 4077

Iiiiittttttt's my gift to @no-brain-only-brainrot for the @rottmnt-secret-gifting event!Raph finds ways to spend time with all his brothers and he loves them all very very much <3

I hope you like it and thanks to everyone who organized, hosted, and participated! Happy Halloween!

#i cannot @ the person i am gifting to??? so i hope they see this..!#for real this was just gonna be one drawing but then i kept having cute ideas and here we are #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt trick or treat exchange 2023 #rottmnt raph #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #the brothers #sage draws turtles

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arsenicflame · 7 months

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