The real reason Oda had to get rid of her was not for plot convenience, but bc she would have kicked everyone’s ass. (Source: trust me bro)

hear me out hear me out hear me out..... dracopia but it's the dracula (1992) rendition (prints!)

our... other friends!! (previous set)

here, have some silly little good omens valentine’s day cards from your local arospec dumbass

Boo bitch

Royal fashion

Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x06 - The Last Time

local demisexual man experiences a new emotion and literally malfunctions. what a DORK lmao

this is messy and will probably stay messy. i just wanted to draw him smiling. I WAS DARED TO BY @turtlecleric (they brought it up once (1) and i was possessed) LINK

YOU. I LITERALLY JUST GOT THIS OUT OF MY SYSTEM NOOOOOOOOO

"to become king of all worlds"

wow plot twist

That clown stole the heart of chaos to enter a polyamorous relationship

Bold of you to assume they’ll let him in.

Draw Neves at the bar , trauma dumping to heket (she's the bartender)

HFSLKJGKDGJLJKLDS pls this is so funny to me. Neves is a mess when she's drunk. she is now Heket's burden....here she is telling a very silly story

Watching @nikutsune beat all the KH2 post-game battles got me thinking wow this tough, scrappy little dude really gets beat up a bunch by these big bastards, at least he gets to go home and show off his fancy new crown to his boyfriend.

I kept thinking about luffy w/ this meme

I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

“i believe in you so what’s left is for you to believe in yourself.” – han

for @hyunsung ♡

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