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“I thought your lot didn’t dance.”
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#an2e77e#good omens#gomens#ineffable wives#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#ineffable partners#aziraphale#go aziraphale#crowley#anthony j crowley#go crowley#60s ineffable wives#HER ASS IS NOT LISTENING#aziraphale is still dressing like it's 1944#crowley is a beatnik#also hi i'm back#aziraphale is in love fr
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Gamer Fink
#her ass is NOT listening#look at where the headphones are#ok ko fink#pixel art#ドット絵#pixelart ドット絵#dotpict#ok ko let's be heroes#ok ko let's be heroes fanart#ok ko fanart#ok ko
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Her ass is NOT listening
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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now listen to me very closely, my dear.
#her ass is NOT listening 🤣🤣🤣🤣#good omens#good omens 2#ineffable wives#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#gomens#good omens fanart#gabuart#fighting for my life
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the yapper and her very-good-listener of a girlfriend
#except im lying#shes staring at catfeine's face and noting the bags under her eyes and the tremble in her hands from caffeine overload#her ass is NOT listening smh#stimmy tail hand appearance#catfeine and dogpressed created by eggritos!#one more yuri post before i get sent back to the dungeons (school)#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 3#poppy playtime fanart#smiling critters#smiling critters fanart#frowning critters au#catfeine#dogpressed
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messy
#steter#stiles stilinski#peter hale#[makes art; eats own art like a starved man]#teen wolf fanart#LISTEN LISTENNNN!! I JUST !!!!!! LOVEEE MURDER BOYFRIENDS!!!!#teen wolf#Stiles 'Personally I don't think we utilize torture nearly enough' Stilinski#and#Peter 'I'd like to volunteer a different method of persuasion. Let's torture her' Hale#you see my vision?#LISTEN THEY WOULD HAVE KICKED ASS TOGETHER OHHH WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLLLLL#im so normal about them i swear#hnnnnnnnngggggggggggg [rattles cage]#milkcryptid#my art#steter fanart#steter week 2023#steter week#i was thinking#'vengeful violence as love language' prompt but didnt have time for something bigger#STILL!!!!!! THEY BLOODY!!! THEY MESSY!!! THEY ARE IN LOVE!!!!!
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god’s biggest problem child
#harrow the ninth#htn#the locked tomb#tlt#harrow#gideon#harrowhark nonagesimus#gideon nav#sketches#sketch#soc art#did some pose studies cause art block kicking my ass#also harrow w a mullet my beloved#the bottom left one is her listening to jod#rly hope gideon causes him major issues he deserves it <3
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one of these days someone is going to ask me to name a woman who inspires me and i'll be just not mentally engaged enough to say james fitzjames and only realise what i've done when they pull out their phone, look something up, and then look back at me with a baffled expression and say "the 19th century naval officer?"
#🐉#she does inspire me btw. to not be like her.#except in fashion sense#me: *about to tell a lie that will inevitably come back to bite me in the ass later*#my guardian angel (taking the form of james fitzjames from amcs the terror#in an attempt to get me to listen to her: do we not think that this might grow to define and have a detrimental effect on our sense of self#fitzjames
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I had to exorcise this from my head like a demon
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noo dont get taken by the notthem your so sexy aha
#told you it was all i could think about#do you ever think jon sits and ruminates his autistic ass on her last few moments as sasha james#cause i DO#tma#tmaposting#the magnus archives#notthem#sasha james#i was listening to oh ana on loop idk
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💕✨🌚🌑Shadowheart🌑🌚✨💕
#shadowheart#bg3 tav#baldur's gate 3#bg3#my art#listen listen LISTEN#I’m predictable#I just think she’s neat#and her voice is very nice#and her story arc takes me by the shoulders and shakes me#my poor lil tiefling bard stood no chance against her charms#(her charms being an 8 in charisma)#me after entering new areas or fulfilling quests just running my gay ass over to shadowheart to listen to her opinion abt it#there’s something about her camp outfit that makes it hard for me to draw#it took me longer than her armor and I still didn’t get it right#why girl why
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Utopiosphere
#once again i am pushing my Mili propaganda#ooooh you wanna listen to mili you wanna listen to mili sooooo bad#anyway. the ancients had a hell of a time huh. 'utopia' my ass#venat#azem#tethys#oh yeah i finally gave her name :)#meteion#athena#erichthonios#emet selch#hades#hythlodaeus#elidibus#themis#hermes#lahabrea#final fantasy#final fantasy 14#final fantasy xiv#ff14#ffxiv#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art#btw the caption is the title of the song the lyrics are from :) u will never guess who the artist is (its mili)
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It's the 6 month anniversary of this blog! Check out these cool bugs I found.
Part 2 - Part 3
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#hollow knight#mdzs au#way too many characters to tag#'OP why?' Listen... It was either this or a Homestuck crossover. Which is still on the table btw. I've put thought into it.#Speaking of putting thought into things...I have put two full asses of effort into this. So I'm gonna talk about it in the tags.#I mapped all the major sects to hallownest clans and drew *way* more than just the characters shown here#More pertinently not shown are the Nies - Who are beetles!#The mantis clan has a lot of crossover with the Nies given the lore but I Love Mantis Wangji and you cant take him away from me.#wwx was a moth solely for his ties to Baoshen sanren (nearly forgotten sect & nearly forgotten clan)#but (HOLLOW KNIGHT SPOILERS) the ties to her radiance and the infection made for some very fun parallels#YLLZ moth 100% is puppeting husks around#JGS is a pale king expy becuase...you know....lots of children...#it also gives me a great excuse to explain wwx's soul taking mxy's body.#Still have lots and lots to say but I'm already running late! More funny - less specific to a very small population - comics to morrow!#This was more or less a style study and I learned a lot!#Thank you all for an awesome 6 months B*) You guys have pushed my way more out of my shell (pun intented) than I would-#-have ever gone had I just hidden away like I usually do. Thanks for all the support even with silly things like this <3
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wonderful
#there is a ranboo that goes withthis but i didn't like how he was looking imma restart from scratch tmrw😭😭#ctubbo#michael beloved#ctubbo fanart#Guys you have no idea what i went through today like it wa fucking crazy i need to share this#so i went to the mall after school right and im going home at like 8 on the train with my friend bc i was supposed to be picked up ay her#stop right but then im told to just go to my stop and take the bus and im like ok sure but the problem is my phone is on SEVEN PERCENT and w#hen i get to the stop my moms like u have money for the bus right and im like ueah and i check and i have NO MONEY#BUT I DIDNT TELL HER ANUTHING BC I DIDNT WANT HER TI GET MAD BC I KNEW SHE WOUDKNT WANT ME TO WALK ALL THE WAY HOME AT NIGHT (FOURTY BLOCKS#So im like ok im getting on the bus now my phone is on four percent i have to WALK HOME allll that way and there's this crazy ass upward hi#ll that's like ten blocks long ITS NOT EVEN THAT BAD but like my mom thinks im on the bus so im trying to speed walk as fast as i can and i#RAWDOGGED it too because MU PHONE WAS GOING TO IDE!!!!#I made it home at two percent U guys i was so proud of myself thank u for listening#IM SO MAD IT WOUKDVE BEEN OKAY IF I WASNT IN A RUSH And also if i had music uggghhh Whatever#I bought this really cute skirt at garage hold on let me find it#lexi pleated skort color Navy blue ITS SOOOO CUTE got some new leg warmers too yesss....#I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE TRANSIT APP i woukdve been able to attach my apple pay and buy the stupid ticket if my phonewasnnt#too dead to do al that...#Guys always make sure u carry cash with yiu goodbye
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I literally cannot stop drawing them in these outfits I SWEAR
#ensemble stars#femstars#enstars#genderbend#natsume sakasaki#tsumugi aoba#sora harukawa#my art#art#MY ASS WAS SO EXCITED I LITERALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO RELEASE IT AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS MONTH#THEY DIDNT. AND I WAS DEVASTATED#please i cant do this anymore i N E E D to listen to seven days prismagic. NOW.#anyways i fixed natsumes face and added the pantyhouse that goes underneath her fishnets#i need to post the full outfits here#i wanna draw all their full outfits just for funsies but i gotta finish this first batch of comms first
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