the demons won tonight laddies

Oh 🥴 my fucking 🖕👦 god ✝, I ☝ cannot ❌ stand 🚹 it anymore 🔥... I 👁 think 🤔 I ☝ must've become 🔜 a simp 🤬 at some point 😓 recently 😏 because every ☝ time ⏰ I ☝ look 😀 at you 👆 I 👁 just get 😷 a massive 🐘 fucking 🖕 erection ⬆. Your 👉 face 😀 look 👀 like 👍 it was hand 🙌 designed 😋 by a thousand 🧚✨ angels 😇... And you 👉🏻 have an uttermost beautiful 🌈 style 🦋😍✨ of clothing 👗 as well 👫, if you 👆 happen 😱 to have a twitch ↕ account 💳, please 🙏 be sure 💯 to add ➕ me at xXPussy_Destroyrr69420wholesomekeanuchungussub2pewdiepieXx. I 👁 promise 🙆🏾 I'll 🤒 donate 💰 every ☝ cent 💳 that I ☝ make 🛠 every ☝ month 📆, I ☝ usually 🧐 just mow lawns for my elderly 👴🏼👵🏼 neighbor 🏘😎, Mrs 👰. Anderson, but 🍑 I 👁 swear 🤭🤞 I 👁 can do so much 💯 more! I'll 🤒 probably 🤷🏿‍♂️ get 💪 a job 💼 at Burger 👁😎 King 👑 since 🔙 you 👆 get 💪 very 💯 delicious 🚿 lunch 🥡 breaks 💔 there!! And I'll 🤒 make 🔨 you 👉🏻 the happiest 👏 girl 👧 in this green ☘ earth 🌐, you 👆 are so extremely 💯 beautiful 🌈 it pains 🤕 me to know 🤔 I 👁 can't 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ be on that bed 🛏 with you 👉🏻... And people 👫 say 🗣 you 👉🏻 can't 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ be a respectful man 👦 these days 🕢, well 🖕🖕🏻🖕🏿, as a brony, anime ✨ lover ❤ and gamer 🎮 4 💉 life 👤 who definitely 🚨 enjoys 😊 his 👋 time ⏰, I 👁 can assure you 👆 I'll 🤒 be able 💪 to show 📺 you 👆 what a REAL 💯 man 👨 can do. Please ☺ baby 👶 I 👁 love ❤ you 👆. I ☝ also 🐢 do Fedora 🎩 tricks 🤤

Becoming an animagus was the OG mewing.

Okay, now, hear me out-

We all remember that one of the steps of becoming an animagus is holding a Mandrake leaf in your mouth for a whole month. In order to do that properly, you most likely couldn't speak for a whole month.

Know where I'm going with this?

McGonagall: What were you 4 doing outside so late at night?

The Marauders: 🤫🧏

I blame you for making me think about Professor Ashengrotto. Now I bring you Professor Rosehearts.

Professor Rosehearts who has a favorite student and it’s so blatantly obvious <3 after class he’ll take you on his desk and kiss you so deeply all while rubbing your tummy fondly <3

Soon you’ll be having morning sickness and you’ll have no clue why! When your pregnancy test comes back positive you’ll go crying to Professor Rosehearts saying that you guys made a huge mistake and that you need to take care of this quickly so you can get back to your studies- but Professor Rosehearts stops you.

He says that he won’t let you go and that he wants you and this child, no matter how unexpected it was. You can unenroll quietly from the university and go to live with him in his manor in the countryside in secret <3 You won’t need your degree when he’s knocking you up every other year.

He’s so glad he switched your pills out with placebos, but you never need to know that.

ALWAYS RUBBING YOUR TUMMY!!!!! OTL and a manor in the countryside… wooooo,,,,, truly the dream life. He makes you his always-pregnant housewifey. No more student stresses for you! You don’t need to keep studying for your degree! Although if you insist, he won’t stop you. He’ll provide you with some textbooks on the material, but he would love it if you could read up on some cookbooks so that he can come home to delicious homemade meals and baked goods. <3 he can already imagine how lovely summer will be, where you’ll put pies out on the windowsill to cool while he tends to the strawberry garden, picking the ripest ones and offering one to you through the window. And the flowing spring dresses you’ll wear!!! If he isn’t fantasizing about you breastfeeding the adorable baby he’s created with you, then he’s thinking about you in a spring dress while he’s putting grades in, so very pleased to know he’s finally getting the life he’s always wanted with his favorite student.

Professor Rosehearts will take very good care of you and the baby (and all future babies you will have with him)! He wants to be the best father and husband in the world. You’ll let him because you have no choice. :)

Power Seal?

what's that?

Ever wonder why you hear ancient stories about wild raging tyranitar burning villages to the ground, but in trainer battles on tv, a well trained lycanroc can get hit by a hyper beam from one and still be standing? Type advantage aside, thats thanks to power seals!

A standard diagram of a heal ball here. The blue rim, in different colors but in all pokeballs, is where your power seal is. PSA: If you ever notice a crack in that, GO TO YOUR NEAREST POKEMON CENTER IMMEDIATELY! Trade machines can exchange the same pokemon to another empty pokeball, and if you tell a nurse joy its because the seal is broken they’ll transfer your pokemon to a new pokeball for free

But anyway, power seals do exactly what it sounds like: they limit the power of a pokemon’s moves, so that in battles you can only ever knock out your opponents pokemon, and that a trainer’s togedemaru shocking you on accident wont literally kill you. Some people forget because they grow up around pokemon owned by trainers, but wild pokemon are way stronger than we give them credit for. Seriously, we don’t tell kids to avoid the tall grass for nothing. A power seal on your pokeball breaking means your pokemon is suddenly at its full power and very likely to actually hurt other pokemon in battles, so you need to get the pokeball replaced immediately

And if it worries you, pretty much all wild pokemon are aware that being caught means their power being limited, even if they don’t know exactly how. Thats why even the sweetest wild garchomp you have a bond to likely won’t just agree to be caught, lots of pokemon want a battle before you can catch them because they want you to prove you’re stronger than the power they’d be giving up

Warrior Nun | 2.08 | "Jeremiah 29:13"

X-Men: First Class (2011)

yuo guys i'm going to sound insane for saying this but doctor bartholomew oobleck from rwby is one of the best professors i've seen in a fantasy anime .

he cares about his students. not just about their ability to fight, but who they are as people and who they will become. he's trying to set them on the right path (asking them why they chose to become huntresses). he might push them a little bit, but he knows that field experience can do wonders. he focuses on the humanitarian side of the huntsman world as an anthropologist, historian, and professor. and he makes sure to acknowledge the failures of his generation and the ones that came before him ("i see lives that could have been saved").

he understands grimm (to an extent) and how they move/live, making him a step above other huntsman. he knows that attacking grimm without reason will only cause more problems. he understands that not all grimm are mindless.

in the final battle for beacon he would rather see his students live than stay and fight (which, despite ironwood telling them that no one will fault them if they leave, he still has a militaristic mindset and would prefer to fight until the end), and he's a talented fighter in his own right due to his intelligence.

and to top it off, he's one of the only adults at beacon shown in v1-3 who cares about faunus rights. we don't see anything from glynda, ironwood or port, ozpin is a mandatory reporter concerning blake, but oobleck teaches an entire class about the lesser known history of a minority group -- specifically civil rights movements. i dont know where else in the show any human has cared enough to do that. hes an ally!

concept: in western human culture in modern Earth as we know it, vampires are traditionally associated with elegance, suavity, and “civilized” powers such as money, intellect, and high social class, with their monstrousness often hidden until shockingly revealed; while werewolves are often assigned the opposite: savagery and brutality, untamable wildness, the mindless strength of tooth and claw…

BUT CONSIDER: in Middle Earth, werewolves are known to have been created by Sauron, aka the demigod of Panopticon-enabled Fascism and also Deceptive Seduction…so maybe the tropes are reversed? In Middle Earth, werewolves are associated with, if not elegance, then neatness and orderliness. They hunt in organized packs, there is graceful economy of movement to their terrible violence, a werewolf in full human form or full wolf form will be charming right up until it lunges for your neck, or even while its fangs sink in…werewolves like precious metals and works of craft almost as much as dragons… Whereas vampires are savage, wild, ugly and twisted things that roost in high places and leap hungrily down onto unwary travelers. They have at best a low, animal cunning suited to concealment and ambush.

Been obsessing over him again lately...

mari's pokemon shitpost of the week: friede is secretly a chicken. (starting out my application for game theory rn !! /j)

his hair looks like the wings of a chicken

2. HIS NAME IS LITERALLY FRIEDE

there is the word FRIED in FRIEDe and FRIED chicken is a common way of cooking chicken. and the main pokemon he's seen with are Capt. Pikachu and Charizard. both of which are capable of FRYING things to an extent.

conclusion: FRIEDE IS A CHICKEN !!

(im actually going insane because amethio wont be in the next few eps so im making this to cope)

talking about sdmi meta out of context is wild because it's just 'sir blorbo bingus betrayed spoingo gungle and left them with internalized self-loathing and survivor's guilt, and then manipulated their old flame into being complicit in their murder to silence them. sir bingus did this in search of a cursed artifact to free the ancient evil god they serve and become its vessel, which their species is implied to have been created for. also this is scooby-doo and sir bingus is a talking parrot'

hear me out

what if harvard is Layton’s (adopted) son or smt

in NWOS, they head to America you know what other game is in america

decapolice

layton just sees a random orphan detective kid and takes him

wait hang on

HANG ON

DO YOU SEE MY VISION

Charles, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Erik: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

Silly little meow meows 🥼🧪

saw an instagram reel where a woman was asking her coworkers their "hear me out" crush and they were saying shit like jack black and pete davidson and CILLIAN MURPHY and like okay clearly no one here is ready for a real hear me out scenario you ladies haven't seen an artist at work

I really wanna discuss Ryan/Professor with someone, but the problem is that people barely know of this ship 'cause the show isn't meant for shipping, and if they do, they either hate it, ship it only as a joke or are wildly horny over it like.

I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who interprets this ship the way I do, and it sucks 'cause gAH I WANNA TALK ABOUT IT but the chance of someone hearing me out is so low, if anyone wants to hear me out, please let me know 💀🙏🏽