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kply-industries · 7 months

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#animated gif #animated gifs #gif #gifs #old advertisements #old ads #retro #vhs #office #godzilla #terrified #scary #shocked #AIEEEE #radioactive breath #he's shorter in person

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discocandles · 1 year

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There is a post that lives in my head rent free and that is the one about Steph being 6 feet tall and that she's about Jason's height

As seen in these panels here.

This lives in my head for a few reasons:

A, if Jason gets badly hurt, like he breaks his leg, but for some reason red hood is needed, steph could have a brief stint as red hood, adding to the portfolio of aliases she's already acquired.

2, I want Steph to have been taller than tim when they were dating, so that most of his romantic interests are taller than him(I'm not sure of the height difference between tim and Bernard, but screw it. make all of Tim's love interests taller than him)

3, Steph calling everyone around her shorty-pants or some variation, no matter what height they are. Solomon Grundy? Hey how you doing, short king?

4. Steph being Bruce's height. That's all the thoughts there.

5. Steph giving out head pats at all times. Whether it's to be cute or to be a menace is to be debated. Like it's cute when it's with Cassie, and definitely to be a menace when it's Damian, but what about dick or Harper?

Anyway, steph deserves to be at least 6 feet tall.

#I feel like Bruce would actually accept the fact if Steph being his height and Steph be more uncomfortable with that fact #Jason telling Steph not to say anything lest she ruin his image and Steph is just like 'you give me too much power fool'#let Stephanie brown be a tall queen 2023 #stephanie brown #jason todd #tim drake #bruce wayne #damian wayne #batfam #I'm not sure how many partners tim has had but I got 4 & the only one shorter than him is the person he dated before Steph #bc it's them Steph kon and Bernard.

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royalarchivist · 2 months

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Fit: You know... There's a reason I'm a loner, that I'm a nomad, that I go from place to place. 'Cuz everywhere I go, people die. Fit: I'm just- I'm a walking bad omen.

I know Fit probably said this as a joke and it wasn't meant to be that deep, but I've got a shovel and I'm ready to dig, because this comment fits his QSMP cubito way too well.

[ Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Fit: I had nothing to do with any of this! I had nothing to do with any of this! [He notices the Allays trapped in a room and gasps] Ohhh– C'mon, get out of here– You're gonna burn to death! Get out of here.

Fit: This is why I don't walk into churches. This is why I don't walk into churches, for this reason. You know– 'cuz it- it would just burn down. It would just burn down if I walked right in. This is what happens. I'm an unholy man.

[The sound of villagers dying]

Fit: Oh yeah, they're all dead. They're f- they're doomed. They are DOOMED.

Dono: You showed up and the mansion burned itself down, made a crack about never walking into churches, then thunder happened? Your manifestation skills are too damn high dude.

Fit: You know– ok, I'm a little cursed. I'm a little cursed, as you can clearly see. You know... There's a reason I'm a loner, in Minecraft, that I'm a nomad, that I go from place to place. 'Cuz everywhere I go, people die. Ehh... you know? I'm just- I'm a walking bad omen. I'm a walking bad omen. Look at this sht. It's- it- ugh...

Fit: These things happen.

#FitMC #Fit #March 6 2024 #QSMP #He was actually playing on his personal MC server at the time #but he's made the church burning down joke before while on QSMP #so I'm like ''🤔 How can I turn this into lore? 🤔''#Spitballing here but I think it would be very interesting if q!Fit felt like he was cursed because all this bad luck kept happening to him #and the people around him #and people kept dying #So maybe that's one of the reasons he wound up in 2b2t #Either by choice or by force #edited #sorry for the back to back Fit clips #I have others I want to post but these were shorter and relevant to current events #not this one though this one I'm just posting for my own sake if I'm being honest #banger lines #subtitles

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sorrelpaws · 10 months

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talking about work drama

#fight club #the narrator #tyler durden #soapshipping #also idgaf what anyone says narrator is taller #yes its because edward norton is taller #but also if you want to be pretentious with me for a moment i think it also helps to solidify tylers... unconventional(?) masculinity #like the way tyler wears his slutty little outfits and slaps his friends ass and is like 3 cm shorter than the narrator but hes still #much more 'manly'#umm its i guess the irony of it all??? that tyler still manages to exude so much masculinity purely through his personality #im just saying words actually. i dont know what the point is

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frosthetix · 1 year

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oh maverick is so wearing heels in this photo:

also, the heels in question:

#mav would totally wear this ngl #as my friend lu said #he loves his little aeroplanes so much he made it his entire personality #he wears this and is still shorter than ice #short king #top gun #top gun 1986 #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #tom cruise standing on a box #tom cruise #val kilmer #frost.txt

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shoyoist · 17 days

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standing very still because i didn't want to get into negai no astro at all but i saw the cover and wakui literally copy pasted shuji and gave him blue hair and made him into a new character... standing SO still rn i do not want shuji 2.0 to get me 😭

#₊˚ପ⊹ soliloquy .ᐟ‍#okay he also looks shorter #i'm into that i like shorter men #as long as they're a lil taller than me i'm good #twink(?) shuji???? I DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS ALL OVER AGAIN #ONE SHUJI IS ENOUGH PLEASE #maybe his personality will be drastically different #and i will be safe

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theelmoarchive · 9 months

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Can you show us how to draw the height differences for each of the Marble hornets characters? Some people draw time absolutely tiny compared to the rest and some people make him taller than jay and not much shorter than Brian, and I think it’s funny

I do draw Tim being tiny 😔🤝

This is kind of how I imagine the main four guys!! I like to think of jam as short and brilex as tall just cause I think that's funny lmao

Idk the exact actual height differences between them, but that's how I imagine them ✨✨

(Sorry this took a little to answer, thank you for asking!!! :D)

#Also sometimes I make Jay taller than this just for the hell of it because i think he qualifies for the tall awkward Virgil-ranboo type #Of character #At the end of the day i think we can all agree that Alex is tall and him n the operator formed the tall squad #And really marble hornets was all about the short kings rebelling against the tall ones #Canon /j #Also idk how people make jay shorter than tim that makes me want to throw up /hj /lh #Definitely not my thing that is odd in my very personal opinion #But you guys do what you want o7 slay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈#marble hornets #jay merrick #tim wright #brian thomas #Mh jay #Mh tim #Mh brian #Mh alex #Just now realized i slightly miss-read the ask sorry bout that but i am much too tired to change the drawing 👍#My art teehee

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akuma-tenshi · 1 month

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i would like to introduce you all to the family my friend and i have created through sheer love of these characters

#the creation started with “what if kevin and kurt were like. in love”#bestie is a kevin main and i'm a memory main so through a bunch of matches of us playing them together she became his daughter #and therefore also became kurt's daughter bc in our brains they're husbands #for lily it's basically the exact same situation i play lily a lot and he mains kevin so now she's their daughter too #and then with matthias the whole thing was just “he needs a hug”#i don't actually know if matthias is a teenager. i personally see him as around like. 19 - 20 but i know that's not real bc he can drink #they've been giving me so much serotonin lately i can't be normal abt them #rambling #idv #identity v #kevin ayuso #kevin alonso #idv cowboy #lily barriere #idv cheerleader #idv memory #idv little girl #matthias czernin #idv puppeteer #kurt frank #idv explorer #kurtvin #i put way too much thought into their height differences. idk if it's totally accurate but it's close i think #what matters is that matthias and kurt are Tol kevin is shorter than them and lily and memory are Teeny bc they're kiddos

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skrunksthatwunk · 3 months

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ugh nauseating the way eiji looks at ash when he's pouting about their little lover's quarrel

some serious faggotry happening in the new york public library

#eiji's like hey... babe please stop killing people. i don't think you're that kind of person and ash is like yeah i AM etc etc and then when #they make up as if they Weren't Arguing About Murder. can't stay mad at you type shit but it's about ash's whole killing out of guilt over #shorter thing... oghhh somebody's doubling downnnn somebody's getting bloodier because they're scared of losing people oooohhhh #and eiji's like psh he's so cute when he's pouting though //>w<//#they're silly. something's wrong with them both #eiji's a normal boy my ass he is NOT he's a freak he's like dan cain to me #although i would not say ash is particularly herbert-esque (herbert west-esque? hm. whatever)#anyway #banana fish #asheiji

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hysokaz · 3 months

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illumi is a cis man out of convenience. he does not care enough to think about it. gittarackur is the most genderfuck thing ever tho yas pinhead slay

#illumi zoldyck #illumi is transmasc but amab hes just like. transneutral transmasc . agender masc spectrum #(i know him personally)#hey...GITTARACKUR IS FUCKING DRAG!!!!! DRAG THING!!!!!! YASSSS SLAY #hxh #OSSRY #i miss hxh sometimes #maybe i shall rewatch it #sometime..#im watching banana fish rn with my bf . we're fishing. and i want to finish one anime for once in my life #does anybody know if the pain ever ends in banana fish. probably not right. Shorter save me

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notafed12345 · 1 month

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pictures of trent reznor set off a chemical reaction in my brain which is akin to what happens to sharks when they smell blood

#trent reznor #knowing that hes shorter than me turns me into a crazy person

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mister-heart · 1 year

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My two fav OFF characters :]

#off game #off (game)#off (mortis ghost)#fanart #Enoch (OFF)#Dedan (OFF)#denoch #you can interpret this as platonic or romantic tbh #love enoch being a giant but i also like the idea of him being a lil shorter than dedan #i think he can change sizes personally

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ourcwnside · 5 months

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Judas had better watch out, or he's going to find himself being used as an armrest for a certain demon.

#✦ flash bastard — ⊰crowley⊱#✦ x — ⊰dash commentary⊱#{ he's ABSOLUTELY the type to lean on a shorter person just to be an ass }#{ he loves to lounge but he will stand if it means being a nuisance }#codenamejudas

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swiftfootedachilles · 3 months

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this has been sitting in my drafts for months but i still very much agree with it so its time to post it methinks:

to me, fanon mickey often being ooc (imo) is a result of people not understanding his trauma ......or the complexities of autistic people's emotions. yes im back on my autistic mickey soapbox. argue with the wall

mickey is very childlike as a result of trauma and autism imo and acts impulsively as a result. being childlike is not the same as being childish/petty! he is immature in some ways, but he very much processes his emotions in an adult way. and as someone who finds autistic!mickey soso important, i honestly find it offensive the way his complex character is often watered down to either a petty, homophobic "thug" only capable of feeling rage or lust and only good for breaking shit; or a stray puppy that follows ian around and sits around to wait for the plot to need him to advance ians story

hes sensitive, stubborn, courageous, messy, creative, brackish, socially awkward. hes great with money and sometimes has good business plans, but if those plans fall through he always has a backup. healing his inner child is something hes not too keen on, but i like to think he eventually gets to a point where he can let go and enjoy the small things in life. draw for fun, watch shitty movies and like them anyway, let his husband dote on him, try cooking because its something he never got to do as a kid, work on his reading skills even if hes embarrassed to admit struggling with bigger words. he can do all this and have meltdowns and stim and yell and break shit because sometimes he struggles with expressing himself with words! he can do that and still be a well-rounded member of society! he does their taxes, knows the difference between Roth and Traditional IRAs, watches franny at the park like a hawk when he babysits her, teaches carl how to make a real bloody mary, goes on dates with ian and kisses him in public, secretly feeds the neighborhood cats because they remind of the one that stuck around the milkovich house

#idk i understand writing multi faceted characters is difficult especially if it's a shorter story #but what's the point of writing fanfiction if there's no resemblance to the personality of the actual character #autistic!mickey #hes everything to me idgaf #a.txt #shameless #mickey milkovich #shameless meta

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good-beanswrites · 3 months

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I can't stop thinking of Kyanako's Order of Attack au... there's something so moving to me about how things getting so much worse could be what finally causes Amane to get better -- seeing Fuuta dying may be the final straw of getting her to rethink her rejection of medicine. Been a while since I've attempted something whump-y, this was fun to work with.

Tw for mentions/contemplation of death. I don't go into detail about the cult but the doctrines are implied through it all.

Fuuta was not a big fan of dying.

When he imagined his own death, he always pictured it as something dramatic and fast. Action heroes going out in a show of explosions and gunfire. Fantasy characters meeting the shining end of a blade. Even when he accepted his place in Milgram, it filled his mind with images of gallows and electric chairs.

Whatever this slow, lengthy fever was, it was pissing him off.

He’d lost all sense of time. He could no longer tell which hour the prison bells were marking -- morning and night blended together. Dreaming and waking blended together. His head injury and broken leg and broken bones blended together. It was all just pain at the end of the day. He had nonstop visitors that kept him awake and asked him too many questions and prodded his injuries and made his head spin. Somehow, he was simultaneously alone every time he rolled over to talk to someone. Painfully, suffocatingly alone.

If Kotoko was going to kill him with those ridiculous emo boots of hers, she should have just done it. He was losing his mind here: devoid of all energy, suffering through broken bones and a cracked head, and boiling in an increasingly fiery fever. Maybe that was the reason he stopped commenting when he watched Amane pocket the medicine Shidou had left him. Maybe that was why he’d stopped following Shidou’s instructions himself. Even after losing an eye and taking a beating herself, Amane always looked at peace. He was tired of dealing with all of this. He wanted a bit of that peace.

Regardless of why, it was working. His fever had quickly gone from the biggest pain in his ass to the very thing that dulled his racing thoughts.

He awoke suddenly, or maybe he’d already been awake. He couldn’t feel anything in his limbs. There was only a breathless heat around him. He raised himself into a sitting position, looking for a drink. Moving his head felt like one of those glitching computer windows that leaves a trail of copies behind it. The room swam around him. His eyes moved absently around him.

Fuuta picked up the glass that someone had left him. His fingers were clumsy, and it immediately went crashing to the ground. He hardly heard the noise as it broke apart on the concrete below.

He swung his legs over the side of the bed. He’d just go get a drink himself. Shidou told him not to get up without help. But what did he know? Thinking of the man ordering him around only drove Fuuta to step out of bed even quicker. He cried out, pain shooting through his leg. That was right, it was broken…

Fuuta looked down, finding himself on the ground. It was so hot. Maybe this is what she felt, he thought numbly. Was it this slow for her too? Probably not. She had no regrets to fill the time like he did. The heroes got quick, beautiful deaths, and it was the villains who had to suffer the long ones.

He lifted his right palm from where it had caught his fall. The shattered glass on the floor had cut into it. Shattered glass? What had broken? He stared blankly at the blood dripping down.

He didn’t have the strength to raise himself up. He was burning. Why was he on the ground? Was he bleeding? He could barely breathe. What was he doing here, anyway? He just wanted to curl up and sleep. He was so weak... just to lie down... he wouldn't have the strength to get back up again. Was that such a bad thing...?

A voice caught his attention. His eyes struggled to focus on the figure who’d come running into the cell. He couldn’t understand a word of what she was saying, but he was happy when she pressed her cool little hands against his forehead.

He allowed her to prop him up next to the bed. She held onto his hand, squeezing it tight. Why was she holding it like that? That hand was bleeding. When did that happen?

Her arms wrapped tightly around him. He wanted to shove her away -- it was too hot -- but couldn’t. In his ear, he could make out her words. “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Please, Fuuta. Don’t leave me alone. I’m so sorry...”

As she pulled back, he recognized Amane. Her uninjured eye was filled with tears. Was she upset? He thought he’d been making her happy. He wanted to keep making her happy. He’d never made anyone happy before.

He opened his mouth to say something, but no words would come out. They all scrambled up in his mouth. He felt the cell swirling around him.

Amane raised her voice. She looked desperately upwards. “This can’t be --! This isn’t right!”

Fuuta looked up at the ceiling. There was nothing there.

“I can’t do this anymore.”

She continued talking. Fuuta was too busy studying the ceiling. She was shouting. Or maybe crying. Fuuta didn’t like that she was so upset. Huh, had there been someone there? He surveyed the empty cell. What was he doing on the ground?

He looked down at his hand. The sheet from his bed had been pulled down and wrapped hastily around it. Why? His eyes felt sticky as he blinked. Everything hurt. It was so hot. What was going on? He was so angry. He was so scared. He wanted to cry. Why was he here? Why couldn’t he just hurry up and die already?

The next time she entered, Fuuta recognized Amane instantly. Her one hand pointed to him, the other held onto someone else. The second figure hurried over to him.

Fuuta was not a big fan of dying. Shidou reassured him he wouldn’t.

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“You’re wearing the eyepatch,” Fuuta observed.

He was playing a dangerous game, drawing attention to it like that. He was too exhausted, and his curiosity won out over his better judgment. If Amane was going to explode with one of her typical speeches, he’d just let her.

She didn’t.

Amane’s hand drifted up to her eye. It had been hastily covered before, but now it was cleaned and wrapped in professional-grade materials. She simply said, “Kajiyama Fuuta. How do you feel?”

“Like shit.”

“But--”

“-- But I’m better, yeah.”

Amane nodded, her shoulders releasing.

“Oi, I haven’t seen you in a while. Not since…” He wasn’t sure how to finish the sentence. Shidou had told him what happened, but it was difficult to believe. He couldn’t quite trust his own memory of the night. No matter how much clearer his mind felt since receiving proper treatment, those days of fever still muddled together. He heard that Amane had up and switched her beliefs overnight -- she was now complacent about all of Shidou's treatments -- but Fuuta knew people didn't just change like that. He wanted to hear it for himself.

She lowered her gaze in shame. “I… I thought you hated me.” Her voice was steady. “As you should. I almost killed you. I accept any ill will you may feel.”

“I -- what? You’re wrong. You… it wasn’t…” He grabbed his head, grunting in frustration.

After standing awkwardly in the entryway the whole time, Amane took a few steps inside. She made it to his bedside when he finally collected his thoughts.

“It was your fucked up family or whatever that caused everything. They did this. And I went along and made things worse.” He looked away. His next words felt stupid to say to a little kid. He felt like the most pathetic, weak, loser. But it was too important not to say.

“They almost killed me. You saved me.”

#milgram #fuuta kajiyama #amane momose #i am emotional about them!!!#my other drabble between them hinted that fuuta would convince her away from her dangerous beliefs before things got too bad #but i wanted to see what would happen if things Did get bad ya know #we were talking about what could convince amane to think twice about the medicine ban (if anything)#and i think seeing her closest friend is literally on deaths door finally gets through to her #shes sees him weak and bloody and completely out of it and knows this is Wrong #i dont know how long it takes fuuta to realize that it really was all for him that she changed but he does accept it eventually #it helps both of them grow #he feels worth saving (and therefore worth turning his life around) and she is freer from her cult #not completely #but one step at a time #tried to make fuutas narration simpler and shorter to reflect his thoughts but idk if that worked #i thought they were going to do a lot of stuff with mahirus head injury and memory but they never did- i played around with that a bit here #i thought about writing out amanes monologue to her god about how shes not doing this anymore but 1. its more dramatic to leave that to #the imagination and 2. idk if its silly but some things are so personal for a character and i dont wanna intrude... like yeah its my #story but thats between her and god fr #drabbles #tw cults #tw child abuse

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ghost-trapped-in-the-screen · 9 months

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Can i request for Kazuichi making braids on Mikan's hair?

Yes you can!

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