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tennant · 2 years

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David Tennant as Peter Vincent FRIGHT NIGHT (2011) — dir. Craig Gillespie

#filmedit #horroredit #fright night 2011 #filmgifs #userdiana #userteri #usermeliorn #usersakshi #usergiu #usertoph #arthurpendragonns #david tennant #dtedit #gifs #mine #he's my goth wife

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youareunbearable · 6 months

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Tonight is a great night to think fondly on Haleth and Caranthir. I think they would make such a funny couple.

Imagine??? The Big Tall Broody Scowling Kinslayer Who Is Also The One Reason The Economy Is Functioning At All Between The Different Races/Elvish Factions Who Probably Is Dying To Tell King Thingol/His Cousins To Fuck Off At Any Given Moment and hes looming over this short human lady??

This short human lady that Can, Will, and Already Has told him to pull the stick out of his ass and bullies him into doing normal townsfolk chores??? Lord Carathir, Master Economist and a Weaver with the skill to rival his grandmother, sitting there and darning socks cause his tiny mortal wife told him too. His reward will be a kiss on the cheek but she'll scold him while he does it because he said a mean thing about his Cousin Finrod in his last letter to her while he KNEW Finrod was visiting her.

Only three things in the world keep Caranthir in check: His Eldest Brother, The Lord Himring, The Current Head of the Feanorian Faction of Noldor, and Former High King; the idea that if he didn't complete his brothers' tax paperwork and run the Trade Routes then the Nolofinweans and Arafinweans would become more economincally important And We Cant Have That; and his 4'11 wife he met bloodied and wrathful on a battlefield screaming at an orc over the corpse of her brother-- it was love at first sight

#caranthir #haleth #halenthir #silmarillion #amber rambles #I honestly just love them they would be such a power couple like i can see them at banquets looking untouchable #but theyre just bitching about the other guests over wine #In my mind they are the country/goth couple of the year #Cara is used to things like this cause he grew up with Feanor and Nerdanel and they don't believe in servants #and also spent a lot of time camping while he was growing up so Cara is used to roughing it he just Doesnt Like To #but here is his tiny mortal wife like Oh My Poor Spoiled Richling Of A Husband lets get u doing some Real Work #he doesn't correct her cause he thinks its funny when she does it in front of other Noldor #cause everyone knows the Feanorians are by all accounts the least spoiled and down to earth out of all the Finweans #Cause everyone knew what Crown Prince Feanor was like

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akalikai · 1 month

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I started off with "oh Michael is so pretty and sweet and Distortion Michael is so fun and love him" and now I'm somehow at "I would do unholy things to this man/entity I'd make him cry" and idk how I got here. I think this the closest to being a monsterfucker I'm getting.

#tma #the magnus archives #michael shelley #michael distortion #i think drawing him in a sundress unlocked something in me #watch as i start projecting onto gerry in my gerrymichael fics #i didnt mean for this to happen #gerry is also up there but he confuses me #is he my goth wife or my goth son idk it depends on the context ig

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sasorisrealface · 1 month

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#sasori #konan #my evil crackship i guess #i dont really think hes interested in romance tbh #i just think theyre kind of funny #whats that one post about the terrible wife and her death traps #poison again?#thats them to me #and theyre both goth #whatever

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 8 months

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The spooky atmosphere of

The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971) dir. Robert Fuest

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the-kipsabian · 8 months

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#the bunny #penelope ford #the blade #the butcher #kip sabian #aew #all elite wrestling #aewedit #wrestlingedit #wrestling #night gifs #..the fact that all of them are in all black. except for kip #why is he like this lmao #my beloved #goth horror rabbit #vampire wife #kip in a box #(rp blogs dont reblog; saving and other personal use with tag credits is fine)#flashing //

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raspberryjellybrains · 10 months

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it's so funny to me that most of what dream consumes over the course of the entire series is alcohol. like of course he'd be the world's first male wine mom.

#arguably one of my favorite fun facts to hand out to people unaware of the series #like #this is dream of the endless also known as lord morpheus or 15 other names idk he has more names than friends (thats canon) and he is the #second from middle child in a family of universal concepts built into the fabric of reality and he is very sad about it. he's goth and his #best friends are a bird and his librarian and his older sister and some random guy said sister made immortal for a bet.#hes so so lonely and has a string of exes to make scott pilgrim faint as well as a wife he is divorced from. she is the muse calliope. and #he only drinks alcohol but its fine because he also probably doesnt have intestines. he has committed atrocities but he didnt meeaann toooo #and i love him dearly. thoughts?#thats my sales pitch #dream of the endless #the sandman #raspberry rambles

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stromer · 1 year

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gets me a lucky goal :3

#my goth vampire princess wife #u are too cute #ryan graves first career gwg AND first ever first star #he’s so jeksjskwe i cried #ryan graves #new jersey devils

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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was going through old sketchbooks and got reattached to some wof ocs. like Delgado. especially Delgado

#he's my little menace 🥺 thieving boy 🥺#i should doodle his adoptive father sometime too. and his brother. and his goth wife. and his bestie #they're a fun group!#wof #wings of fire #wof oc #oc #original character #scribble salad #my art #i really gotta make a distinct art tag #sandwing #out of all of the wof ocs ive created #i think del might be my favorite #hes just!!! hes scrimbly!#hes full of love! his pockets are full of stolen items! hes a cocky bastard!#hes the meme where one guy is crying while winning a fight & the guy getting beaten up is acting like hes winning #yeah the latter is delgado #he will lose fights and will act like he didnt just get his ass handed to him #he also loves his badass goth wife. that is an important part of his character i think #hes also a total nerd but he also acts like he isnt. thats his brother's role there cant be two nerds in the family

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mossflower · 4 months

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writing is like. you get to create characters you’re obsessed with!! and then they live in your head forever bc you’re scared of not doing them justice when you actually write them

#character of all time from my brain continues to character of all time. he’s not maria but i still love him #he’s transgender he’s a witch he’s a time traveler he’s got eldest daughter syndrome he plays the violin he lives in a wizard tower #he has a kill count in the double digits by the age of 20 he has successfully resurrected somebody he keeps his semi-dead wife in a locket #he thinks he has to save the world he brutally murders his father he committed industrial espionage. he’s even goth <3 #writing tag #<- fuck it. pitiful attempt at blog organisation be upon ye #bc i like. plan to actually write a lot soon and will no doubt be Posting about the horrors and the wonders that will arise bc of that

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parasitic-saint · 4 months

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i dreamt i met laura jane grace and she complimented my goth makeup

#the parasite talks #it was a cool dream #me and my dad were driving in the avenue near my home when our car broke down so we had to cross to the other side for some reason #first there was only a guy i thought i was dead but he was sitting down #and my dad grabbed my hand like treasuring it? and trying to keep me safe from the prbably dead or intoxicated guy #and it felt nice #i was in full goth attire btw #and we reached the other side which was full of people now #and uhhhh i think we talked for a bit abt the car and traffic #and then i went to look for help for the car and ended in the subway station #and she was there and told her i was a big fan and she complimented my makeup #and her wife was there and we talked for a bit and then i told them i needed help for the car #and her wife just followed me around trying to find someone who would help too #and somehow my extended family was also inside that same subway cabin thing #and then i woke up #anyway interesting dream #also when the subway arrived the dead/intoxicated guy got up to enter the subway #dream log #???

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jessibbb · 4 months

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God damn it not the sanders sides again

it’s one of those things where I’m like omg 14 year old me would love this omg nostalgia

But like let’s be so real 20 year old me loves it too I’m not even gonna lie like is it targeted to a younger audience yeah probably but shh no one has to know baby girl

#also my sim is a widower and has been woohooing with the ghost of his dead wife #but his sister just woohooed with his dead wife and he caught them mid woohoo #and the dead wife?#Bella goth

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akalikai · 1 month

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