Gwen has been given 1 morsel of authority and immediately went mad with power and I love that for her

I just know Alice was biting her tongue that whole time because ain't no way Sam came to work drunk and is telling her about being professional. She's a better woman than me I would've started lecturing him right then and there instead of the few snark comments she made.

let’s go lesbians

alice dyer: does anything ever

me: yess queen!! terrorize trespass transgenderism!!!!

My boyfriend (who I was not dating yet) introduced me to it in like mid-2021 and was like HEY YOU LIKE HORROR RIGHT I THINK YOU'LL LOVE THIS

Tma fandom i have a question for you

So do we think Alice is Actually still in love with Sam or is she clinging to the person she once knew because she hates change and he's the only old friend she has at her workplace now that Teddy's gone and Collin's on leave and everything is changing

Doorkeay doodle I made in school today while totally paying attention to the lesson

I need dyhard to be canon because I actually can’t comprehend a reality where Alice hopelessly pines after Sam as he and Celia learn to be happy together.

I can’t sit here and watch as Alice isolates herself to “help” Sam.

I can’t listen as Sam and Alice refuse to communicate and their relationship is torn apart and Sam has Celia, but Alice has nowhere to go to. She is alone, parents dead, Sam in love with someone else, Gwen a rival. NO NO NOPE NO, I need dyhard to be cannon

The way I completely missed THE Alice Dyer saying "bussin" I'm gonna LOSE IT

Bro I should not have opened that door wtf

I love the "he asked for no pickles" meme with doorkeay bc I've only ever seen it with Gerry being the one talking and u just KNOW it's not bc Michael doesn't want to correct the food staff, but that it wants to correct them a little too much. Gerry has to step in otherwise they'll be there for at least another hour of Michael spinning some philosophical bullshit and scaring some poor fast food worker, and while Gerry doesn't necessarily mind Michael doing that in and of itself (he knows the thing he's in love with), as the only one of the two of them who actually needs material food he would like to eat that food before it gets cold tyvm.

You're gonna need it sweetie

I'm currently at episode 89 and the reveal that the lightless flame is actually call the desolation was pretty awesome!

Though as I'm giving my mad ramblings and crackpot theories to my friend @akalikai, I can't just keep calling it the desolation each time. Too much of a mouthful.

So I'm calling it Dess from now on and since they love destruction so much, I think they like to watch the messiest soap operas with the most burnt bridges and broken relationships.

No one can tell me naming eldritch being Dave and Scott isn't the funniest thing

YEAHHHHH MOTHER AND SON TEAM EFFORT ON THIS WE DID IT KIDDO

I'm currently at episode 89 and the reveal that the lightless flame is actually call the desolation was pretty awesome!

Though as I'm giving my mad ramblings and crackpot theories to my friend @akalikai, I can't just keep calling it the desolation each time. Too much of a mouthful.

So I'm calling it Dess from now on and since they love destruction so much, I think they like to watch the messiest soap operas with the most burnt bridges and broken relationships.

No one can tell me naming eldritch being Dave and Scott isn't the funniest thing

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You know. Lowkey I wanna say DoorKeay because imagine Distortion Michael pretending to be human to try and lure Gerry into The Spiral but Gerry knows exactly what is happening and comes up with funnier and more random ways to avoid it. Eventually Distortion Michael gets so frustrated that it gives up and is just slumped on Gerry's couch when Gerry finally admits he's known all along and that he thought he'd play along to make Distortion Michael feel better lol

Your partner is trying to hide their nonhuman nature. You figured it out months ago but play along because you find their antics amusing.

staring at bonzo like a disappointed parent,

girlie when they say “strip club” they do NOT mean strip a man of his limbs-