Can't get over the idea that Stede is a chronic pain sufferer with a really high pain tolerance for like intense pain (like getting stabbed and going "ooh ouchie, that smarts")
But at the same time his autistic ass cannot bear when he experiences sensory or inconvenient pain.
Getting shot? A grumbled ugh really? Now Ive got blood on my favourite shirt!
A paper cut? Sobbing on the floor in anguish.
Stab wounds? Eh, he's had worse, its really not a big deal, Edward!
A shirt with a pokey thread sticking out? The literal worst day of Stede Bonnets life that requires days of cuddles to recover from
mind Does Not Know how to comfort ppl so whenever heart/soul are upset and he actually wants them to stop being upset he’ll just be like “shut up. i am making you chocolate milk/monster now” and it works a surprising amount of the time
why do so many people hate chichi like what did she do besides being a poorly written woman???? why are so many people quick to hate on female characters😭😭😭
anyway I love chichi and ship gochi so hard and anyone who disagrees can go fuck off
God forbid a women be poorly written by a man that hates women 😔
Anybody got Kaz's "No saint ever watched over me. Not like you have" vibes from Percy's "You've done more for me in these past few days than my father has done in my entire life" or am I just that deep into the brain rot???
mind always wears pants with a ton of pockets, and when he’s out with the other two he always picks up little trinkets and other things he finds and put them in his pockets. i like to see this as collecting memories. he also has a ton (and i mean a TON) of photographs of stuff they did together and he has one of those flippy whiteboard things thats half pinboard and half whiteboard. he pins the photos to the back of it. he’s really sentimental but he makes that ‘saving memories for whole’ excuse. while technically true he really just wants to have the photos for sentimental reasons
sorry for the paragraph lmao, but this is probably one of my favorite headcannons :}