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castle-of-serenity · 2 years

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The dragon age fandom is a weird Venn diagram of people that romanced solas and people that think he’s an asshole

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #solas #I personally hate this man #he’s just such a prick #also his name is basically a beacon that announces that he’s an asshole #homie named himself ‘pride’#but I still do all his dialogue to get approval because I can’t have someone mad at me

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jorrated · 5 months

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fleetway sonic is soooooooo bad with being cared for, he wants to be the most special boy in the spotlight ever but if somebody gives him a genuine hug he will die

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inkclover · 1 year

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can’t deny them green fingers🪴

Also bickering family drama lets go—

#mmmm just yeeting some of me ocs in here #ANYWAYS MOVING ON—#cult of the lamb #cotl #leshy #cotl leshy #cotl comic #narinder #the one who waits #ocs #cotl ocs #hhhh fighting for my life and trying to think of lore for these lads as we speak #Leshy may be a prick be he knows his plants #bushworm gotta lay his foot down #skskskkd Luca’s new to the farming work so she has lot to learn #it’s okay Leshy will teach em (begrudgingly)#inky doods #inky art

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mikrotyalm13 · 4 months

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there could be grammatical errors here 'm sorry i wrote this at like 2am. there's a pretty brief mention of fingering but overall vague description of getting hot'n'bothered & dicked down while watching at yourself through the eyes of a godly creature in a form of a.. i dunno? hypnosis? anyways have fun :З

he hovers over you in the deafening silence of the empty room, his palms holding your face. the eyes on his little wings slowly roll back and close as the feathers twitch faintly... the sight would be haunting for anyone else, but not for you. finally, he bares his countenance and whispers:

"let me into your mind."

and with a simple nod of your head, you let him in. you let him see through your eyes, and in return, he lets you see through his own. he loves to get inside your head, making you watch how he gets you worked up. your mind already left your body by now, but you can still see and feel yourself. even if there's not a single though in your head, just a white noise in the background, you can still feel how he presses his whole body against yours while his hands roam all over your smaller frame. it's suffocating, yet somehow hypnotizing.

you know you're not helpless right now, you can snap back to reality at any point. he doesn't want to overwhelm you too much or do something you wouldn't be comfortable with. but you choose to sink deeper anyway, further into his touch, allowing yourself to be vulnerable and exposed to the creature before you.

he takes it slow at first, allows you to watch how he stretches your pretty cunt with his fingers. the look on your face, combined with your dilated pupils, was so feverishly mesmerising. timid, but so shameless and obvious in expressing your own desires and needs, you writhe weakly on your bed, lips parted in a silent plea that doesn't go unnoticed by gavriil.

by the time he's done with you and carefully leaves your conscience, he's already admiring you from above again. your hair, now messy and tangled, your flushed, sweat-soaked skin. there's nothing more pleasing to him than helping you come back down from your high. as if it wasn't him who stripped you away from every bit of your guilt and shame, ravaging you so intensely immediately afterwards, he gazed at your face with such an affectionate look in his eyes. everything about you felt so raw and real to him.

everything felt right.

#microtya's kids #just out there. casually fucking the unknown #i imagine it would feel like a massive fever dream idk #or a home video. but you know. with skipping the step of actually recording it #this idea is two years old btw #oh gods i'm thrusting over my character non stop for over two years #yeah i'm not getting a gf any time soon.#monsterfucker #monster fucker #monster x human #monster boyfriend #monster lover #monster smut #teratophillia #god x human #he's more of an annoying prick than a god imma be honest #microtya: gavriil

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creeket · 11 months

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“And what does your small rodent brain presume I should do with these?”

#rainworld #rw #five pebbles #artificer #rainworld fanart #hunter is the other parent but shhh donnt tell anyone #arti looks pissed because shes trying to get him to name them #but hes just being a prick abt it #be a godfather dammit

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thetarttfuldickhead · 3 months

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I think there’s a lot of unmined potential in Jamie being conditioned to prick out when he’s flipped off, ‘cause if the team’s doing the rounds some late night after a win and some random dude decides to give Jamie the finger then—

#roy is woken up in the middle of the night #furious bc he was getting some sleep in as jamie had the morning after off #EXCEPT NOW HE’S AWAKE BC OF JAMIE ALL THE SAME #keeley has to run media interference and damage control #it’s a mess but jamie refuses to feel bad #bc he was given the fucking signal wasn’t he and so what if the dude didn’t know what he was doing #isaac somewhat surprisingly supports this stance #and sam murmurs – just a little guiltily – to moe #‘it’s actually quite funny when he’s being rude to other people isn’t it’?#let jamie be a chaotic prick sometimes #jamie tartt #my stuff #tramsbyxa

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underfell · 5 months

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pls tell me ANYTHING abt chroma why is he so HOT

Chroma is Chrome's Undertale counterpart- because Chrome is originally an Underfell boss monster, I thought it'd be funny if Undertale would have an evil edgy design, if that makes sense.

He's a music sensation, overly confident asshole, 0 friends , ex royal guard- the whole 9 yards. He would only play gigs at grillbys at midnight. (or whatever form of midnight there is). He's constantly thinking about how everything about his existence feels wrong, in UT. Most of his songs are about this. but everyone who listens to it thinks he's longing for someone he used to know. :J.

The cherry on top is that he's inspired by this song.

#i am in need of fleshing out chrome more i realize LOL #really hes just a lonely guy thats kind of a prick #cant shake the feeling chroma is “ chrome if he served cunt” its ruining me

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pharawee · 8 months

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—Do you want to try making a flower garland?

#i feel you linger in the air #ifylita #i feel you linger in the air the series #nonkul chanon #bright rapheephong #yaijom #yai x jom #ifeelyoulingeredit #thai bl #thai drama #bl drama #bl series #my edits.#i love the moment when jom pricks himself #and yai is endlessly fascinated bc he probably hasn't ever seen a reaction quite like it #ie someone sucking their finger #and it's strange and endearing and probably alluring too #just like jom is to him

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skylarbee · 7 months

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miles watching 505... and putting on a brave face

(via kkmeeluqq's IG story, 17.10.2023)

#he looks so fucking sad I'm devastated #night absolutely ruined I'm off to cry myself to sleep #there is not one good reason why he's not up there #not one #why is he not up there I'm never getting over this #and i just know that some time later some prick on a radio will ask him why tf he didn't play with them #and he'll mumble something about time or some technical bullshit and will barely be able to get his words out and #he will become tongue-tied as per usual when asked anything concerning alex #this is horrible goodbye #LOOK AT HIM #i want to scoop him up in my arms and hold him for HOURS #miles kane #alex turner #milex #arctic monkeys #the car tour

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godsfavoritelitlesilly · 7 days

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Friendship bracelets for all <3

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sunriseinorbit · 2 months

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i am normally a tvtropes enjoyer and defender but this specific section of akechi's character page makes me want to commit atrocities

#i'm bored at work so maybe i'll make a longer post about it but while there are parts of this that are true it's framed in a way that just #totally misses the point because there is so much more to it than 'he's a selfish prick who let power get to his head'#hannah.txt #persona #persona 5 #goro akechi

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deithe · 3 months

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hc that all the starklings had a musical education befitting a High Lord's kids (flute, lute, other instruments specific to the north like drums etc), except for jon. everyone assumes 'oh it's a bastard thing-' no. ned once saw jon playing a harp 2 months into his musical education with robb and almost vomited blood. he had every harp in winterfell thrown out alà sleeping beauty.

#everyone just assumes ned's anti-harp thing is a rhaegar thing. like that dragon prick who stole lyanna had a harp so fuck all harps #but ned is so paranoid about jon that he thinks jon is gonna pick up a harp one day #play a sad little song. like medival mcr. and everyone in a 100 meter radius is gonna start screaming 'targ!' at jon #someone gives sad looking jon (looking his most rhaegar all sad and dour dressed in black) snow a harp at the kings feast #and ned starts screaming. loudly.#Jon Snow #starklings

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corrodedcoughin · 1 year

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When I went to university, there was a guy a year or so above me who was famous across the whole department because he was super nice, super gorgeous, and went jogging regularly while shirtless and wearing very tiny very short bright red shorts. And so everyone called him Beautiful Dave. Genuinely! Not an insult in the slightest. He was Beautiful and people needed to know!

And listen. LISTEN. That's Steve.

Hot college student who loves to get up early and go jogging shirtless and in his old basketball shorts.

Him, Robin, and Eddie all move up to Chicago together. Robin studies languages, Steve studies to be a paramedic or a physical therapist or something, Eddie fucks around and gets a job bc he has had enough of academia. They all get a shitty apartment near their college campus together and Steve finds he likes academia a lot more when it's something he cares about. He joins the swim team, he makes friends, and he finds out one day that people have started referring to him as Beautiful Steve.

He worries at first that it's another King Steve thing, but it's not! People genuinely think he's absolutely beautiful and super nice and friendly. And so he kind of... goes along with it. He'll go jogging in his short shorts and people will greet him as Beautiful Steve and he responds with a smile and a wave.

Robin and Eddie find out while on campus one day when a group of people call him Beautiful Steve and he responds. Steve tells them that people started calling him that and It's the best day of their lives. Because that's their Steve! Their Steve is Beautiful Steve!! And they're nice about it because I want fluff and silly happiness and people are too mean to Steve

MOMO I CANT COPE. YOU ARE TRULY WIRED DIRECTLY TO THE SOURCE

Robin and Eddie FULL SCALE endorsing beautiful Steve!!! They get so into it they get the student to eventually treat him like a cryptid in that there’s sticks and badges of ‘I believe in beautiful Steve’ and it’s over a pair of illustrated red shorts. It’s a fun way of making some side income for them all and Steve gets a kick out of it.

Campus legend Beautiful Steve but it never becomes a creepy or uncomfortable thing. Everyone just enjoying what has organically grown from it all. He ends up as a ‘wheres Wally’ situation on the campus brochure. Never centre stage, always in the background and happily so.

He goes out on placement for his course and get a warm welcome on his return. Getting nods and waves and feeling like he has a Place here in his own way. Eddie and Robin observing it all and delighting at the smile it brings to Steve’s face every time. He may be Beautiful Steve to the uni but he’s Their Steve first and he won’t let them forget that