I feel like it’s been a while since I’ve Marvin

Essek and Veth must have the fiercest one-up competitions for using Caleb’s spells

i also found this which I drew back in June when it was the hot meme and then I looked at what I had created and was like “oh this is some real ‘audience of one’ shit” so it went in the drawer. but you know what, the important thing is I make myself laugh and I still think this is funny

regrettably, i find myself very charmed by the Sixth Doctor. he's like...space Frasier. but worse 🙈💖

fuck it friday 🎄

i have nothing witty to say, how sad

have a little snip from my 4+2 fic which is going to be finished tonight and up on 24 december <3

“You slipped tongue in there, you motherfucker.”  Buck holds his hands up, sufficiently accosted. “Well, you were making a lot of weird noises,” he says, haughtily, “so you were clearly enjoying the tongue.”  Eddie scoffs, rolling his eyes. “I didn’t,” he lies, like a liar. He enjoyed the kiss a little too much—wouldn’t mind repeating it seventeen more times just to see if Buck is really that good with his tongue or if it was a fluke. It’s part of the scientific method, you know.  “Did so.”  “Did not.”  “Did so, Eddie.”  Eddie puts his hands on his hips. “Did—” Except Buck’s a lot closer than he thought, grinning wide and ruddy-cheeked, and Eddie’s not a strong man, not really, and so he closes his mouth, reaches out, grabs Buck’s cheeks, and pulls him in for another kiss. It’s sudden, and Buck’s off-kilter, leaning so far forward he topples, and Eddie catches him, wraps him up tight, and sucks Buck’s tongue into his mouth again, lets Buck play and taste, and swallows every little noise Buck gives him, and, yeah, Buck really is that good of a kisser, holy shit.  Buck pulls back first, breathless and full of wonder. “Wow,” he says, blinking heavy.  “Wow is right.” Eddie grins, tummy full of sparkly joy, and steals another quick kiss. “Come home with me after shift.”

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the goofy little throwaway detective questline is still my favourite part of vanilla fo4 if only for the moment where nick walks into a dead guy's house and solemnly nods and says yeah this guy sucks. literally too much effort to murder. had to be an accident. and he's right

Anyway yeah now that the backstory's out there it is very funny to think that Astarion is a pro at seducing peasants just by being hot and clean and appearing high-class and he thinks it'll work just fine on Hiraeth. And then Hira, professional sugar baby and gold digger, looks at him once and goes

If someone *asked* Sel, she’d probably simply respond that money *is* power. The power to get a good education. The power to put food on that table and ward off starvation. The power to tell the world to fuck off and leave you alone, to simply *not care* what other people think of you. Oh, Sel’s as much a dragon as any LC - she’s simply a bit more *traditional* about her hoard, so to speak. And she likes nice things.

Sel: well I remember the nights the heat was off and when I was so hunger I debated eating moldy bread so I think I get to be as materialistic as I want to now

Sel: though, to be frank, I also blame my father and his side of the family for my - hm - tendency to hoard and refusal to listen to anybody

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i love  love oberyn martell I love the spoiled second prince who made fun of his sisters suitors to keep her safe the man who took in every bastard of his rand raised to be scholars and warriors with love and care the man who has devoted his life to the same woman no matter what because his life wouldn’t be complete without her the man who mourns for his sister and her children every day the man who said “that’s not a monster. that’s just a baby” to tyrion lannister who has been hated his entire life. the man who died getting vengeance for his sister. Oberyn fucking martell 

mark and tom meeting up on the day bored to death dropped and tom being so nice and cordial and complimentary while mark is still 😡 fuck this guy i hate this guy i never want to play with him again 😡

aw andy is the sweetest guy on the earth

saw someone post on reddit about the spanish dub of hannibal and now i’m just. like.

picturing the rogue destiel spanish translator getting his hands on this show

WILL AND BEDELIA:

ROGUE SPANISH TRANSLATOR:

juggling with some ideas for this skwistokface thing im writing and im not sure people are gonna enjoy this besides my two friends and me fjsjhdfjhds

i know it's never really established exactly how rich the harrington family is, but i pray every single day that they are real housewives rich.

hmmmmm I’m doing evil!Durge next with evil!Astarion romance bc I’m gay and toxic but who should I romance for good!Durge……my heart’s telling me Shadowheart, but any of them would work thematically t b h

Me: "I don't think about Drizzt and Catti as a ship that much"

Also me, whenever Wait for Me (Reprise) comes on my shuffle, in tears : "oh my god they're in love"