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kemafili · 2 years

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Laois Dungeonmeshi!

GAHHHHHHHH oh holy smokes ok i have been getting ready for this all my life alrgiht i want to be as brief as possible bc if i start to real rant ill never finish

favorite thing about them: puppy sunshine attitude on natural moments, when he needs to change he will do so, sometimes (or maybe even always) he fails at it since he cant read social cues correctly, i adore his social skills epic fail, like i love your autism

least favorite thing about them: idk maybeee ummmm idk nothing i think

favorite line: im going to have to list them

they let me milk a minotaur

i wanted to be born as a quadrupedal monster, too!

at least let me count her nipples!

why am i the only person with a blindfold on..?

im being insulted in a language i dont undersand! and it sounds really nasty!

thats...! so lame.

Just being long-limbed isnt a talent

brOTP: Namari and Laius, they are very fun to see interact with each other, they seem to have a very clear opening on how one likes something a lot like an hyperfixation, Laius appreaciates Namaris knowledge of weapons and such and Namari can appreciate Laius interest for monsters like a tad strange thing but she seems to come around it, in the background panneling of the first-ish chapters and maybe even later on when namari is shown as a flashback, it can be seen that they might have been the second ones to spend more time togheter (Namari and Chilchuck being first, not including Marcille and Falin bc they are basically stuck togheter like glue), oh shit also also the adventurers bible has a few comics where namari and laius are drinking togheter and shes helping him with some shit issues and then they also speak on body hair shit lmfao omggggg fuck my life whatever uuughh i am so normal about them, i do really like them in liek aaaa ummm i say brotp bc i feel like they are very silent of romantic emotion but i also dont want to say everything is platonic lol, they bros in the way straight men that have gay sex are you feel me like that picture of two men almost kissing and it says this is how straight men hang out.

OTP: Laius and Kabru, liek omggg at first i was like they are toxic as hell but just someting so hillyius about them lmfao idk the chad (Kabru) has a love hate situation with the Nerd (Laius) and the nerd doesnt want teh chad? hillaryus idgaf keep chasing that piece of meat though.

nOTP: Laius and Marcille ☹ guhhhhh omg they are besties and Marcille has been so clear on not wanting anything with laius romantically so its liek guhhhhhhh i dont even know what to add here

random headcanon: i said liek 50 million times in the past his favorite food would be cheesecake bc he loves dairy but that is canon now so i want to add that Flan is also his second favorite annnnndddd uhhhh i have so much shit to addd here but i dont have it on my thoguhts rn bc i am Star Trekpilled so i am forgetting my own written lore but like my friends on the server once said

unpopular opinion: i dont like when peopel paint him as a kid or as an idiot because of the autism shit, like he is very much aware of other stuff, saying he doesnt even know what sex is did you forgot when he joked about the crabs inside those treasure shit (i forgot the proper name lmfao) saying if you saw their bottoms ud know their gender and he had a smirk on his face and Chilchuck got pissed off about it or when he found out the armors had sex while holding hands or when the Marcille succubi showed up he knew itd be fucked up if everyone else knew come the fuck on he knows what the hell is up, we need to sexualize autism okay and this doesnt go only there though btw liek stop making him dumber he knows what is up idk how to word it correctly but yeah he cant caught up on social cues but its not a whole umbrella of him being a dumbass

song i associate with them: woah i think its hilarryus that as one of my favorite characters i havent made him a playlist but i feel like hes just. so , so unmusical, like that before mentioned adventurers bible chapter where he says i cant sing or dance i was like yup i am ppretty sure you cant, he doenst seem to have a rhythim LMFAO id say anything that is related to medieval music thats what reminds me of him

favorite picture of them: hi

i hate having to choose only one picture but i love blushing and i love eating so this one

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dispatches-from-the-lorecord · 1 year

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The final battle of Gauntlet Crystal has a lot of fun lore

[February 2, 2023, second part of this conversation]

{Sol:}

I don't look back fondly on my GC fic

like, at all :Kappa: I was a shit writer back then

but I'm slightly entertained by how I handled the Mt. Silver confrontation

I think I remember it also being the most fun part of writing the fic for me

{Haji:}

Aww but I enjoyed those :tppAYAYA:

{Sol:}

like I still remember "how do I explain OG Red's party? well..... the Pal Park exists, doesn't it."

and then just came up with the idea of having it be bullshit summoning because leftover voice powers

which I think really added to the final boss feel lol

still looking back at anything before the final 2 chapters makes me instantly cringe

{Krizste:}

reading my own writing regardless of how good/ i genuinely like it/ etcit makes me uncomfort..

you can see that with many of my earlier comics, they have no dialogue

the idea of g.red being a red vessil or red reborn is cool as

like, in a way that it want like that

liek being just some kid baring vauge likedness to a Ledgend(tm) while growing up in a cult space. wit hnothing special about him

but then people make it happen

{Haji:}

Found [the start of the second Red battle]

Also this conversation which is still hilarious 😂

{Mitzi:}

i remember reddo’s team wasn’t even healed for, like, the initial battle

{Sol:}

I'm still so mad I missed this

the chat reaction was HYSTERICAL

everyone celebrating after a day of trying to beat Redo, and then M4 is just like OH YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE :MingLee:

legit the fucking funniest shit

{Trollkitten:}

That reminds me of the exact moment in Anni Crystal when we witnessed Evan beating Lance for the first time... we were announced as the Champion... and then Lance threw us a curveball by saying that there's another Champion to fight... and then Azure appeared on the screen

I was literally dancing around my room

Later on I gave the devs a moderate chewing out for letting us believe Azure was dead, but that's another story

{Krizste:}

'no fucking way :Jebaited: '

hahaha

{Sol:}

HAHAHAHAHA

{Newbie:}

"why do i hear boss music still?"

{Krizste:}

why is the boss music getting more intense?

{Mitzi:}

red’s gotta be on, like, the bottom 5 hosts i’d want to suddenly pop into existence behind me for a battle

{Sol:}

tfw my 2nd phase is a downgrade in difficulty

{Krizste:}

like the final battle in sv?

:Kappa:

{Sol:}

true.....

{Newbie:}

host powercreep 😦

{Sol:}

I just like how "only on TPP" the Mt. Silver twist was

Azure was neat but any hack could've pulled that stunt

{Trollkitten:}

Well, to be fair, it hit different for TPP because we were all experiencing the game at the same time and were all producing lore and headcanons and such, so we all got the reveal at the same time and it felt that much more special because we were NOT expecting that

{Sol:}

yeah I know

{Krizste:}

what would [Red0′s] glitch possession look like? the vertical bars from supposed drowning?

were there more glitches?

i need to know for science :Kappa:

{Sol:}

uhhh considering the MissingNo. in his party there was a lot of item duplication :Kappa:

{Krizste:}

:Kappa: wow bottomless goods, that sounds like a fun one

the joke of 'place all your stuff in the tray' and then he... places..... all the stuf...

the stuf...

the red thing was def something

(was not there, clealry )

but its easy to see,its ya ledgend man himself-

but also

ya just beat up ya previous hostman

no sprite changes, no cutsceane

ya accedentalyl talk to him again

get a rematch

but then its not a rematch

{Sol:}

:HYPERRACC:

{Krizste:}

its an absulte fliparound gitpunch from the left

even tho u and him are standing right there

the relisation point is so late in it... the hostmans got the same name, only when the mon comes out its a big frikken woah

{Sol:}

it's da redster

....2?????

{Krizste:}

red: the redvenge, the.. redcoming...

{Trollkitten:}

The Reddening

The RetREDing

{Krizste:}

you think your red isnt red? think aga-

{Haji:}

@Krizste Well one idea [about how Red0′s glitch possession would look] floating around at the time is... Complicated 😂

{Krizste:}

armoured with//.... rhydons?

innnnnnnnnterestingor

whatever it is

[squints]

{Haji:}

It's a pair of Rapidash heads

Lemme see...

{Mitzi:}

the assmodeus armour, or somesuch. terderrer’s, i think.

{Haji:}

So the concept started as this

Led to this

From this

And when Wikstrom had Red's team in GX and the other E4 got the teams of the Gauntlet kids we all knew it was just a model thing to get around host cameos

Which led to this

{Krizste:}

Ah, tis the joys of creation

{Haji:}

Development :VoHiYo:

{Krizste:}

the asmodius red is... shirtless? :

:^o

{Haji:}

Rereading the passage in the fic, I think it's supposed to be Mewtwo so it looks bare

Mewtwo chest plate kind of thing

{Krizste:}

i thaught mewtwo jjust has its peccs out

:^>

{Haji:}

Oh yeah. Dippy is totally questioning his life choices right now after being forced to fight this thing. Sorry, I should say Dippy has long been questioning the Voices' choices and may not know if he can win, just hopefully not die 8D;;

Because seriously, this is what happened to the last host with our "help" 😂

And sifting through memories, came across this again. :tppAYAYA:

-snort- oh no, I just had the image of N introducing herself to the pair and RedO being a little leery of adults (because just about every adult he knows has been fairly shitty and wanting to befriend him is usually because they want something) and then she brings out Gavvy and RedO's like curious and creeps over to get a better look. See? Friendly. And Dippy explains how it's actually a relative of Vileplume so maybe RedO should let Blank out. 83

{Krizste:}

wouldnt dippy get worried about himself when seeing this?

what if they fuck him up too?

{Haji:}

I'd think so

Because he wins, and then what? What happens when they're through with him? Thankfully nothing.

He's kind of the same man of the group keeping the crazy of the other GKids in line

I have this adorable hc that after rescuing Red0, Dippy got him into garden therapy and in later years, Red0 runs a small farm with his Pokemon. :tppAYAYA:

{Krizste:}

oh sweet my gardener red pin fits!

{Haji:}

Yes XD

{Tranzi:}

gauntlet red is a gardener kid who never got to experience the voices like og red did and this is why he's mentally stable and not permanently nonverbal ;-;

#twitch plays pokemon #tpp #lorecord archive #gauntlet crystal run #red #red (gauntlet red)#dpk #red (gauntlet red) is possessed by the glitches #loremaker sol #loremaker krizste #loremaker tranzi #loremaker terderrer

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weaponsdrawn · 2 years

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fuck it im rambling about You Don’t Know Cock because its INSANE and i cant never get over it LIKE theres so fucking much to unpack in the game - everything is SO off beat, every single sound effect has noticeable delay, they overlap all the goddamn time, its both funny and it makes everything hard to process - the host’s name is, i shit you not, Bob C. Cock. I don’t even THINK there’s a sign in host, it’s just Bob again - which makes sence considering that theres literally only ONE VA, and it was a character that their manager pretended to be. i also found this while i was checking my facts and. yep this sure is a thing!!!! (https://youtu.be/UEKrQQ6ktDU CW for drugs, themes of death, and religion) - he does god awful impressions and accents too and its so funny and bad - ALSO about the category names. its literally just like, the same 4 names I think. And they ALL LEAD TO DIFFERENT QUESTIONS its so funny its bad tbh - at random points it seems like Bob is perfectly fine with you not knowing a lot about Primus and even at some point says something liek "Yep- yeah- you really shouldn't be too hard on yourself when you miss these questions- I- I'd actually look at it as a good thing, it just means you don't much about Primus, and you probably have a good chance of making it in the world" - the entire game was literally made to promote Primus, if that wasnt obvious enough. they even composed the music for it, i think! - the wrong answer animation is literally the number exploding and its so funny to me - the number 9 question opener is a beetles reference - theres a question that goes into conspiracy theory terratory, which is even WEIRDER imo, it claims that primus hadnt been on MTV unplugged because MTV is controled by the cast of the Real World and im just like sir what the hell are you talking about - tbh this isnt even related but i must admit ive even made an interp for this game bc i think its so funny. i might show him in reblogs - OH AND ONE OTHER THING: the question 15 opener has this SFX (https://youtu.be/Qi1KebO4bzc) but without the reverb and it SENDS MEEEEE - btw heres a youtube link to the actual gameplay, its wild https://youtu.be/zd7zuqDWgA0 (warning in advance for sexual humor and even more drug jokes, and some 90s brand humor)

#queenie.txt #ydkj #you dont know cock #tw drugs #cw drugs #tw religion #cw religion #i know this post doesnt make any sence but i have weird brainrot sometimes ok /lh #long post

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trashbinbackyard · 4 years

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trias abt krea being very good with little kids, mirad saying the big ily to jack, dagon telling metzli to stfu abt jame (both/either of their thoughts) and shyn introducing marcy to trias as her gf (though she has spoken abt her before and made sure trias says it's cool for her to have a gf)

She’s a lil suspish. But then again, some people just are good with kids, and then some have parental instincs and sometimes actual parenting skills. She really doesn’t recognize the difference since she doesn’t really have a reference point. So she just assumes he’s a natural, but has this super secret theory hes actually a dad (little does she know), its not much of a secret bc she keeps calling him a softie dad whenever kids are involved in their work, he is mildly scared his secret is out.

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Of course he blurts out ”i love you too” back without a second of hesitation, this time its actually special instead of that one embarassing slip once. But then he’s little like ”wait seriously?” And Mirad has to hold him for a moment. He’s lovable but it takes a little effort to convince him. Snagged a real good fibshman there.

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Meztli’s like ”tf you have something to say to me terenlasi-fucker” but a firm look and maybe slightly crushing hand on neck should do the trick to get him leave them alone. Of course Meztli’s gonan be a little bitch about it but he’ll be more careful aroubd dagon at least.

Jame is quietly apprecitive, Dagon really didnt have to do that but he’ll let Dagon know he heard and apprecited that in private. He gets a lot of shit from every direction; other terenlasi included, so he’s learned to grow a thick skin. And he knows Dagon isnt usually the type to confront people liek that so hes getting an extra kiss

———

Nice hair! Shyn has an excellent taste. Also, cool, cool cool cool jake peralta style, trias cant handle one serious relationship and has little trouble wrapping her head around a poly one, to understand shyn better, she dont mind marcy at all, but she does get a hint of feeling like the lesser gf in the moment, and being bit intimidated by marcy for her emotional maturity. She’s gonna joke about being a sidepiece but secretly would like for shyn to tell her they’re both equally important...pls

#idk wtf the spacing is doing again but #yeah #oh to be trained assassin and being intimidated by and office worker #office work comes with perks such as emotional maturity and not being all kinds of fucked up

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bookishbea · 4 years

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Black Friday Reaction

Okay so I’ll be live tweeting Black Friday but none of it will have any sense to it but it’ll just be my reactions

1. The Paul thing is really bothering me

2. I really love the mention of the other characters

3. If Jane is mention is the story about the mom mentioned some more

4. Is the delivery man ted (cause he’s also a sleazeball

5. It’s weird seeing Cory not play a pure bean

6. I love California MIA

7. The little sister (Im sorry I’m bad at names) I self project as autistic and she something else idk

8. Did anyone else noticed Robert’s Australian accent come out?

9. Like I said this is out of order so yeah but I personally think the second song in the show was very shocking as I’m not used to very serious starkid songs

10. When Robert gestures smoking i think its lowkey a refrence to the smoke club

11. I have a crush on lex

12. I love Lauren’s charecter so much

13. I love the name linda becuase it could be like a karen without using that name

14. Not to get poltical but i choose to belive they made an antivax joke

15. Also the marvel nerd in me loves the name becky barnes

16. I know its probaly not on purpose but joeys charecters costume in line looks like the homeless guy’s one

17. Jaimey is great as always

18. The conversation is so cringe i love it

19. I kinda hope torture porn is a fanfic refrence (i know most people would want me to say spies are forever but nope)

20. I love Lauren but shouldnt her accent be included when she sings

21. I love Jeff’s reaction

22. I may get some hate for this but what was bothering me in tgwdlm and i notice in starkid is lack of fan comments in the captions

23. As a theatre fan i love the toy zone song (i am not sure if thats the right name) espcially the do wop becuase it reminds me of older musicals

24. Also since i watched tgwdlm and black friday a day apart its weird to come from songs happening because they are infected to songs happening cause its a musical

25. i love the love the line we are not relaibly to anyone who dies becuase they clearly show in the trailer that someone will die (this is not a spoiler if you watch the trailer for Black Friday)

26. I love Corey but when he dances i notice a bulge (i am not a perv he makes it very obvious)

27. So i rewinded it to make sure i wanst going crazy and realized something as lex says the pepper spray line. She would be good as janis ian

28. I love the touch money part its so cute even if its not supposed to be

29. Jaime plays a perv really well

30. I love Jon’s charecter its hilarious

31. Also i love jon and lauren interactions so it was cool seeing them together not as paul and emma

32. I love seeing more of Jon because although hes reaally good at playing paul paul doesnt have any flavor and its cool seeing jon do something diffrent

33. Jeff’s fuck you

34. Okay I was right it was the homeless guy and i bet the money is paul’s money

35. And this is not a sterotpye as i am jewish myself but i bet Laurens charecter is jewish

36. Its sad that the price thing is true

37. So i am a theatre fan and do not watch got but that music kinda reminds me of got

38. Cant tell if jeff’s charecter is gay and a perv or just a perv (i realzie this could be mmisinterpreted as homophobic i just mean to say that jamie’s charecter just seems like a full out perv where as i cant tell with jeff’s)

39. Obviously you shouldnt be that insane but i do like the lines about how you are in charge of life and dont care about what others think. its goood life advice

39. Looks like Paul’s boss got his wish

40. They are all idiots for holding up the doll when everyone wants to get it

41. Corey’s charecter is like shit, money isnt that imporant

42. Becky why are you a part of this you have moral high ground (yes i am ignorning the fact that cast usually join in dance numbers even if their charecter isnt a part of it)

43. Shouldnt tom get ptsd (see above)

44. Lex you already have one (see above)

45. So i may be overthinking things but how curt says never should settle is in the tune of spies are forever

46. Is it just me or did anyone else notice when the security guard comes in the tune of show me your hands comes in

47. I dont know why but i do love soft bullies because hes like hey im punching you but only for the kid

48. Some may say its schizo or something hannah has but its anxiery or something from how shes expressing it

49. I feel like hannah has a superpower and can tell whats happening

50. Maybe webby is actually wiggly

51. Baby (both hannah and robert)

52. Please tell me my babies not dead

53. Jon’s eee is adorable and silly

54. Wait hes alive

55. Wait no hes dead, im sad liek starkid is supposed to be fun and happy this is the darkest star kid yet. Even oregon deaths were silly

56. I love starkid but this is making me anxious i cant tell if its good anxious or bad anxious

57. Also i relate to the black and white thing not fully but liek whenever i dont feel well sometimes my brain is overstimulating but only in my head its very hard to explain

58. Also i think sometimes kids on the spectrum and im not an expert but i do have it kind of make a friend in their head and i do that too sometimes just to give me advice

59. Also i hope they dont get rid of the black and white as sometimes people go more crazy without the figurative voice in their head

60. Like i said this is going to be random order so i like that emma adopted paul;s Okay and no im not making a tfios refrence

61. Poor Tim

62. Poor becky but even less

63. i thought they were supposed to be mad at g-d but in this and tgwdlm they like g-d

64. I cant tell the other pins on joey’s jacket but the first two i notice are mr wiggly and paul

65. I love Lauren’s acting you can see the very sublte sadness in her

66. Lauren and Joey together ahhhh

67. I know its probaly not a big deal but they should give a seziure warning before the tv scene

68. Did they reuse curts spies are forever outfit

69. Really starkid the obama refrence seriously, i cant tell if im mad or laughing

70. How did Bob get one

71. I do realize they are talking irl but i cant help but wonder if the nazis were a spies are forever refrence

72. Does wiggly have a special power or something

73. I think its similar to the metero the closer you are the more power it has over you

74. The starkid special effects we all know and love

75. Also is that mcnamara

76. Also maybe shooting it (the doll) does the same thing that shooting the affceted does. Give them no power

77. I cant tell what the music reminds me of exactly but the tune does kinda refrence a diffrent star kid song

78. Jeff looks so proud of himself for the peeps line

79. I love the purposeful i presume reuse of lines

80. Is peip like men in black

81. Also hatchetfield kind of reminds me of night vale

82. Is the black and white like the upside down?

83. I wonder if the point was purposeful since someone was filming or just choreographed

84. Yes Jon Singing!!!!!

85. I love the act two opener

86. Did his parents really name him christmas?!?

87. Oh hes literally related to santa

88. I love lauren and joey as eleves

89. Noel another christmas name

90. Isnt the little dance move like a genie move or something

91. Its so cute that she insitincitvely went to their seats

92. Also carving is goals

93. Even though its a penis its still goals

94. I know what you are, say it, santa clause

95. Tom dont yell at your girl

96. Poor Tom

97. But also dont make this about you

98. They probaly werent the head of the school since they were nice, i am sorry but thats true

99. Yass girl fight his ass

100. Also the theatre kid in me is picturing all that jazz

101. he ran into my knife he ran into my knife ten times

102. Yes Becky’s husband (i forget the name sue me) is bad but i feel like becky is more sinister then we realize

103. Becky’s line even if it isnt meant to be is so funny

104. The girl who plays Becky could play Barbara

105. I love how Joey and Lauren look into the camera

106. Jamie saying santa awww such a pure bean

107. The person in the wiggly onsie is goals

108. Matrix glasses for the win

109. Is wilbur a refrence to Charelots Web?

110. Its a cult a cult of wiggly

111. I feel like Sherman young is around 30-40

112. I love how its mommy to sound less pervy

113. Oh wait never mind Linda is mom

114. Shit thats fucked up they killed him

115. I am right a jew no non jew says mensch

116. To quote jared klienman kinky (shoe kiss scene)

117. Also i love this song the adore song

118. Why does them picking up Lauren give me Draco vibes

119. Wait he isnt dead?? im so confused

120. Wait he is dead???

121. Also ethan is creepy now

122. But Roberts expressions are goals

123. Robert your proffesor hidgens is showing

124. What the how does he know her name

125. Savage Wiggly

126. Wiggly is more funny than scary

127. But my poor baby dont be scared

128. What the fuck tom

129. Also poor baby number two

130. At first you think becky is made about him hurting a child but no its about the doll

131. What the fuck Becky

132. Also I wonder if thats the same serum that Hidgens used

133. Tom yelling at the audince is hilarious

134. Also Becky singing is giving me little shop vibes

135. Becky are you drunk or something you so stupid

136. But yayy my baby doesnt get hurt

137. More starkid special effects

138. Also the lighting nod to tgwdlm

139. Also why did they take my baby (see i told you random)

140. So the perv is wiggly

141. Also if he can appear in regular formation on earth why does he need to be the doll

142. Oh wait never mind he explains it

143. Joey talking to the audience and making them hold the apple is goals

144. I love Joey’s song

145. MIA = Missing in Action = Made in America

146. Wait im wrong Joey cant be Wiggly unless he has super powers he cant be in two places at once

147. I know they dont mean sex but still wtf

148. Lauren looks so done i cant

149. Seziure warning after mr presidnet leaves the black and white

150. Unless it was purposeful they should have hidden the dolls better backstage

151. Wait didnt hannah say something about two doors earlier?

152. Seriously Sherman ponies

153. I love the going back line

154. My poor baby lex

155. No Lex dont die not you too

156. Haha throwback to tgwdlm

157. Yes baby you got the gun

158. Also die perv die

159. Eagle screeching is goals

160. Yes lex use that logic

161. Also it makes sense only the adults can be brainwashed

162. There were only adults no children, scary (not sarcastic i promise)

163. Seriously starkid Fortnight

164. Thats why you should never fully grow up

165. Woah what Lex says is deep

166. Yessss Tom

167. Wait Tom dont hold the gun

168. Wait is Charolette alive or just a reuse of costume, if so why would they have jaimie wear it

169. No dont take her magic hat

170. Haha stupid hats cant be magic only dolls obviously

171. Does lauren say something like fucking knife in another show too?

172. Lauren screaming gives me my father will hear about this vibes

173. Also give my baby her hat back

174. Yass Lauren get it girl (i do realize shes playing the villian but still)

175. Yass Robert get it

176. Even though shes a viilain i dont like seeing Lauren get killed

177. But also how did they get the bullet wound on her so quick im impressed

178. Haha the way Gary stops everything to talk to gerald is goals

179. Like hes like oh shit money

180. And then hes like oh wait i have to pretend to care

181. I love how exagerated their dying is

182. Thats an impressive quick change

183. Yess Emma Hidgens

184. But also no hell fuck up again

185. Also Paul interupting is goals

186. Haha hannah you go girl

187. First off I love the song

188. Song off Hannah’s voice

189. Is paul scared normal or because of the hive

190. Wait all the tgwdlm charecters are back like nothing happened im confused

191. Haha the Hatchfield band is back

#black friday #starkid #tickle me wiggly #the guy who didn't like musicals

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coughsyrupcowboy · 6 years

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Ok let me just explain something. Nobody is upset that Adam is dead and that someones ship didnt become canon. You guys are really simplifying it and not listening to the actual complaints and have your rose tinted glasses on. Yes this is a story of war, people die, ect ect. But that's not the issue, it's much deeper and more insulting than a character dying.

So a few months ago, the voltron crew were like hyping up so much for the new season and its representation. They said shire was gay and had an defiance that we'd meet. And u know if a content creator says shit like they usually explore it.

Cut to when the new season is released. Adam and Shiro have one(1) conversation and they're having an argument. Here's where that is a bad idea from a writing standing point: this has no emotional effect on anyone. Like, first of all it's not even subtexted. They're stiff and mad and just look like roommates. We never see adam before this scene. We have no idea what their relationship was like before. And the general message there, accidental or not, is that gay people cant be happy with their partner. They always butt heads. But I guess they cant give off that message because they're too fucking cowardly to make them even touch each other or look at each other, let alone explicitly state they're gay.

I'm not sayi g u cant be gay without a partner. God, that is not what anyone is saying. I'm saying they're doing shiro dirty and never fucking stated that ANYONE IS QUEER. (This includes pidge, because her gender arc thing was a huge ass cop out. They could have explored maybe a trans man pidge, a trans girl pidge, nonbinary pidge or genderfluid pidge. But no they pulled a classic shes the man and made her a trans coded cis girl.)

The fans arent mad at adam dying. Look if adam had more lines, an actual relationship with shiro on screen, and his death served for some sort of plot or character development, I can guarantee u no one would be as absolutely livid as we are now. He gets two scenes and hes a bitch in the first and dies in the next. The shiro doesnt even liek bat an eye. He monotony says adam at his grave thingy and is on his way like he didnt just lose the man he was gonna marry.

Yes people die in a war. Yes things dont always work out for everyone. People die, people drift apart, some people arent good for each other blah blah blah. But here's the thing, the crew that worked on this show are basically the all seeing gods of this universe ok. They have the power to pick a character off and give that characters death meaning. But here they didnt choose a character to die. They MADE a character only for him to die and they decided the character that was born to die has to be a gay man. They had two gay men and they thought the best course of action after hyping the shit out of their show and clearly pandering to the lgbt youths desperately starving for any kind of positive representation.

Then only to get a slap in the face after getting THAT NONSENSE. yes people die in a war, but they had the power to pick and choose who dies in said war.

If you're cis het, I doubt this hurts as much as it does to the lgbt fans. When I was growing up, lesbian was a bad word. I thought if you said lesbian you would go to hell. On TV everyone was straight and normal, but the gays got made fun off all the time. They were the butt of jokes, used to make a point on how weird and disgusting they are. Very rarely were there gay movies or gay characters in a movie that didnt end up dying from aids, being killed for being gay, separating from their lover cuz being gay "sucks", or realizing they were gay only for it to be a phase. And as a child this sends me the message that if you are gay, you are disgusting and will never be happy. Straight people love getting off on gay misery and thinking that counts as representation. They get brownie points for killing off their gay characters.

But you know what these movies surprisingly do better than voltron did. They actually give their gay characters fucking personality and lines. Sometimes if a Straight is feeling first theylly actually use the word gay! But what voltron did was absolutely unacceptable. I'm not defending the fucking homophobic movies. I'm sayi g the bar is so so so so low that its hitting the ground and DreamWorks thought "hey if I take this jackhammer and make the worst fucking rep that anyone has seen in a while, fhats still representation and the gays will love it!"

I'm not even a goddamn fan of the show and I'm upset. My boyfriend had me marathon with him and we were both so ficking pissed.

AND ANOTHER THING!!! some of yall dont know what queerbating actually is??? Yall seem to think queer baiting is teasing your ship and not instantly becoming canon??? No it's the advertisement team looking at the scraps that lgbt get in regards to media and shoving a huuuuuuge Turkey leg in their face and then proceeding to throw it in the trash. What I mean by this is that when an advertisement team and production team realizes that a lot of queer teens are their main audience, they'll try to like "introduce" gay shit. Sometimes you get sexy lesbians only there for men to leer at. Sometimes it's two very visibly gay coded men who are bffs and then the writers give both girlfriends. And sometimes its telling fans that u have representation only to take it away immediately.

No one's upset about one person dying. No one's upset about a gay person dying. No one's upset that their ship isnt canon. No one's upset that this isnt a show for romance. No one's upset that we didnt "get the queer content we wanted."

We're upset that we didnt get ANY queer representation. We are livid that we only know shiro is gay from word of god and that people who dont have that context wont know that they were a gay couple. I'm mad that they took the only other gay man in the whole entire series, refused to even say anything obviously gay and or romantic and then killed off adam and called that diversity.

The crew seems to think gay people are just bitter or have no personality outside being gay. Once you show me a stable,happy, more than two lines obviously and proudly queer character then I'll shut up.(again if u mention pidge, fuck off)

And to the people sayi g were acting like shiro died, well here's the thing they've killed this motherfucker like 4 times and if that doesnt speak volumes of how much they enjoy making Gay characters suffer idk how to help you. ALSO DONT ACT LIKE SHIRO IS EXPLICITLY GAY BECAUSE HE IS NOT EVEN SUBTEXT GAY OR QUEERCODED SO SHUT UP AMD LISTEN TO THE LGBT PEOPLE WHEN THEYRE MAD.

#voltron #adashi #sham #adam #shiram??#shiro #takashi shirogane #queerbating #im so livid #lgbt #discourse

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lenin-it-to-win-it · 6 years

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“this isnt a herem anime u fucken weebs”

summary: toshi gets injured and drama ensues when nighteye, naomasa, hizashi, and aizawa all show up to fuck him! who shall win his affections (and 8 foot thundercock) in the end? find out on this episode of “its almost 2 in the fucking morning i have class in 6 hours what the fuck am i doing”

notes: i decided to write this bc i thought naomasa and nighteye arguing over all might would be a Dank Meme and then i added mic and aizawa to make it a proper HaremTM, im dedicating this to @motojirou-kajii bc rose is literally the only reason i have the slightest interest in nighteye so congrats u are INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS HEAP OF SIN HOPE U LIKE IT FUCKO

***************************************************************************************all mite had broekn much of his limbs and ruptured all 3 of the orgens he had left so it was basically like any other day in his miserble life.

he was sad and loenly and even tho his arms were 8 feet long neither could reach his mightey montser cock that wuz also 8 feet long ;)).

“what a sad day this is for me, ALL MIGHT TM” he saed sadly. he coffed up blood and sighed sighfully. “if only ther was a nubile young man who could bring me confort,,”

sir niteeye crawled out from underneath the couch where he had been hiding for totally legitiemet, not secretly jacking his dick to all mights despare, reasons.

“sir nite ey” said toshinori weakly.

nihteye gently slapped toshinorys ass. “good nighteye. sleep tighteye.”

toshinori laghed. “dont let the bedbugs,,, biteeye?”

“nice fuckin going dr. genius u ruined the joke u stupid idiot” nighteye snapped angrely. “it was perfect but u pushed it 3 far and now its ruined 5ever. ur beating that dead horse harder than i beat my meat when i think of your grate jiggling jugs in that slutty little spandex onesie u run around in”

“not aneymor” toshinori cried as teers ran down his face. “my slutty dayz are over. now im just a sad old man. no mor spandex onsesies for me- only” his face scrunched up as he wept mournfully. “TASTEFUL TROUSERS AND LOOSE TURTLENECKS OH NGHTEYE WHAT IS MY LIEF BECONE??? I WISH I WER THE DED!!1”

nightey wipped out his two inch dick and bithc-slapped the sympol of peace across his fuckin face iwth it. “TOSHi YYou INgoRENT SlUT stop being EMO this isnt 2004 that shits not cute anymore fam”

toshi kept rcrying but now they were happey teers. “relly bro?? u think wer fam???”

nighteyey started wackin his ween. “o fuck ye dude, ur like my fuckably non-blood related older brother that id 10/10 would bang”

all mite opened his moth like he mIGHT (GET IT?!!??!1?) say words but befor that cold hapdlen, the door SLAMMED OPEN and nowmasa walked in.

“helo toshi my bff forever with whom i am best friends forever” he said, friendily. “i hav come to take care of u, my friEND!”

“NAO-NAO-CHAN!” toshi exclamed happely, his cockanoodledoo swellign up to the size of 3 lebron jameses with joy and knocking kniteey out the fuckin window. “MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER!!!!1! YOURE MY FRIEND AND I LOV U!!!”

“I LOV U TOO!!1” naomasa replied with much gaynes on his ordinary face.

“um E XC USUEE uuU!” niteeye saed angrielty as he crowled in thru the window, picking sticks out of his hare (sadly he left the stick up his ass). “TOshI who is this?!???”

“i could ask the SAME QUESTION!!” naomasma yelled with his boring eyes narrowing suspeciously. “toshi, who is this OTHER MAN??? is ther somethign u would liek to ExpLAnE?”

t0shi sweated nervsouly. “nao nao chan this is., um,, he,s,”

“IM NITEEYE” nighteye snapped, doing the anime glasses thing with his glasses. “his sidekiCk”

“ex sidekick” toshi added

“well iMM naomasa, his CURRENT best friend!” naomasa replied crossing his unremarkable arms.

“well ur currently abotu to get ur ass beAT u fuCKEN NORMIE” nighteye shouted threateningly as he flexed he collectiv 2 miligrams of muscle he had on his entire bodey.

“NORMIES REEE” shreiekd a fmailiar voice from the door which was still oepn.

“HIBACHI YAMDADDY???” nighteye roared, territorially draping his penis across toshinorys eyeball. “what teh abosulte Fuc K are u doign here you cheap hore???”

“excus u fucko im am NOt chEEP!” hizashy yelled igdignatly. “u can ask showta, it costs at LEAST three dollers to insrert ping pong balls up my ass! FOUR dolers if u wanna snort cockaeine off my stank tiddys.” hizashi lowered his voice shamefully. “the cokane isnt reel tho, its the powedery suger thing from like, pixy sticks. i cut open and shitlod of pixy sticks and sprinkle the sugar on my tiddys and predent its cocaine. MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!”

“take ur fake tits and ur fake cocaein and your FAKE ASS KMART WEAVE AND GET YOUR SKANK ASS GONE, BITCH!” naomasa shrieked, taking out a fucking glock that he had bc he was a PolicemenTM and shoting hizasy in the dickhole.

hizashy bled 2 death on the flor but other than that he wuz fine. ‘wat are all u beta cucks doing her?? i thot this was all mitgh-senpais house not an incel convention”

“IM here taking care of super dady so he’ll repay me with the secks!” nighetye proclaimed proudly. “idk wat HES doing heer” he added pointing at naowmasa.

“Im supoorting my best friend you nutless heap of used scrotumz!” naomasa replied upsettedly. “bc im a GOOd PERson and I c ARE”

“how du u even KNOw ur best friends?” niteye asked snottily. “mayebe IM hi best friend!1”

“fat chance bozo!” naomaasa laffed as he tore off his plain white shirt revealign his chest wich was totally unremarkable except the tatto ritten in comick sanz that sed “ALL MIGHTES BEST FRIEND FORVER, LUV ALL MITE PS. SIR NITEEYE CAN LICK A CHODE”

nighteye gasped, infurieted and only slightly aroused. “ya well wateVER” he snapped pissily. “its not like some piece of shit tattoo is legaly binding”

naomasa turned around. “THIS TATOO IS LEGALY BINDING, SIGNED THE FUCKIGN GOVERNMENT OF JAPANESE???” nigtheye yelled loudly, reading the rest of the tatoo. “wel maybe i dont CARE about the law! im a bad bitch FUCK THA POLICE!!!”

naomasa smirked “all might sure is”

toshinori paused what he was doing- chewing off his own arm to escape- long enuff ot nod and conferm this fact so the fact was almost as firm as nighteyes salty rage boner.

be4 nightey could kik naomasa in the eyebal, aizawa walked in. he wasnt werring clothes but his nakeed body was covered in hair and appelsauce so it was basicaly hthe same thign.

“sup toshy” he said unceremonsioulsly faceplanting onto toshis bony ass. “i herd u got injured. want som simpathy secks?”

“Not from YUO, u BIG DUM DOODOOHEAD!” hizashi shrieked, thrusting angriyl against aizawa. he tenderly inserted his weenie hut jr into aizawas mouth. “from us.”

“wher did this walking bag of stray pubes come from?” noamasa asked confusedly.

“straight from ur moms house, pissbaby!” azawa roared sexily. “ya, thats rite, idk who ur mom even is and i fucked her.”

“but rnt u gay??” naomasa asked confusedly

“nowmasa ur denser than a bowling ball made of other, heavier bowling balls” nighteye snapped frustratedly. “ thats the JOKE!!”

“ur sex lifes a joke” aizawa sed, flipping his slimy hare over his sholder. thre ded flies fell out.

“OH SHIT SON GET DUNKED ON” hizashi yelled proudly hi-5ving aizawa with his dick.

“WHY DONT U GO FUCK A CAT YOU GREASY CUMSOCK” nighteye screamed enragedly as all the vains in his silly time sexin snake popped open.

“been ther don that” aizawa sed flatly “wy dont u shov ur hand up ur ass and c if u can find anymore shit comebacks”

“oh snap” naomasa whispered quietly

“YOU SINGLE PEACE OF STALE WHITE BREAD I WIL KIL U WERHE U STAND” nigheye SHREKED as allstar by smashmouth stared playing on hziashys neck speeker.

“pls comrades do not fite over me” said toshinory sadly “violenc dosnt turn me on, im not endeovor”

“endevor is literally the fuckign worst thign to excist ever” naomasa agreed

“iv sen the minion porn hizashy jacks off to but i still agree” aizawa also aggred

“MINIONS WITH FAT TITS ARE HOTTER THAN NEDEVORS STEAMING NIPPLES WILL EVER BE!” mic agreedded impassionetly!

“it seems like we all agree” said nighteye agreebly.

every1 agred.

“c were not so differnt are we?” said toshinoriy, putting down his half gnawed arm “cant we all b firends?”

“or we coudl all FUCK” hizashi suggested eagerly

“yes, share my body for the glory of cummunism!” all mighte was happey to say

“this isnt a herem anime u sack of shit weebs” ngihteye replied disgustedly

“wat about,,.” hizashy pulled down his pants reveelign the sord art online tato of kiritows face he got on his asscheek in the 4th grade “NOW”

nighteyse night eyes welled up with teers. “oh ddady,,” he tore off his shrit to show the tato of asunas face he had on his left boob “TAKE ME NOW”

they all fukced and toshinory coghed up blod multiple times, hizashy was mssing at least 40 percent of his penis, nighteye kept calling toshy “daddy”, naomasa responded to 3 calls from the polece station mid-nut, and they all got rugburn from aizawas big ol donkey dick the end

#bnha #here come dat fic o shit waddup #i spent like #two hours on this

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chaekkung · 7 years

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what's ur fave hyungwon day mine is that one day from fighter era where he was wearing that blue sweater and he was like literally deliriously tired and he rapped sober by big bang what a day he didn't even know what he was doin he was so tired n happy

KASDHFDS THE ICONIQUE (neck)STRIPED BLU LONG ASS TURTLENECK YESAJSDFGHDJS THAT MADE ME SO HAPPIE HE WAS HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE BEING A DORK .asdfjk. omg. he was so into it i was smiling so hard ‘idk what im doing here but imma have a good time’ mc chae never disappoints jjljajdfj ended all rappers tbh nd not to be lame but every single day that man breathes is my fave day his existence just makes me the most blessed and happiest person in this world !!!

but, imma still list a few from the top of my head:

his counseling session!! :( god i never talk about this but honestly it helped me through a lot.. what he said about finding happiness really spoke to me?? like thats really how i look at life now. he said that even a little thing can give us so much happiness in life and a reason to live nd hes right :/ stop looking for a reason nd just wait !! happiness will come 2 u. and for me my happiness is him did he kno that :/ and the entire session just made me smile so much… he’s such a straightforward and honest person, and he can joke so cutely too!! hyungwon is the simple type who just views and takes things as they are and its really reassuring :-( hes such a genuine person, someone you just want to be around because you’ll feel so at ease… his good nature and heart is such a blessing to the people around him. they’re so lucky to have someone like him in their life who you can always count on for anything :(( hyungwon’s actually a really mature person when it comes to life values nd like.. serious topics and i think its rlly attractive and this session just showed his honesty and ability to communicate w everyone & sugarcoating stuff gufhdf god i really love that about him. he isnt afraid to speak his mind when he can, and he’s become more confident in speaking in general,, i kno hes trying his best and its really endearing to see.. he really tries his best in everything,, ok i digress but yeah this made me love him even more,,, i rewatch this more times than u’d think :////

ok so 170722 when he finally showed after his injury nd was at the airport by himself,, and all his fansites were there to welcome him back :(( i was crying like a lil btch that day even more than when i cried the day i found out about his injury… it was 2 whole ass weeks and we didnt hear anything about him or his condition and i was so stressed it was the worse two weeks of my life i was so depressed and it was a Bad Time. it really felt like two years it was the worst… and when he came back looking all soft w his white tee and black pants and soft hair i just mclost it wtf!!! i was so fucking happy nd seeing him all better and just seeing his face,,, god i could have won The Happiest Person in The World award bc i fking was . ill never forget that day :-(

also… every single h.one day. especially for mix and the city.. bitrhds i nutted 50 gallons that day holy dfucdfj btich when he drank from the champagne glass i fucking lost it again it was so h*t and also he sang on stage i rlly fucking cried i wa-ssk a mess that day.. he looked so hot in all black hoyksffuck he was just having a good time i was happie :((( god :((( when he DJs and licks his lips and shit it rlly shaves 66 years off my lifespan. also not to get emo now but im rlly proud as fuck like it hasnt even been a year and my boy is racking up these solo schedules like nothing nd for world dome korea icb he was rlly in the same fking venue as marshmello nd martin garrix liek hoyl sfuck who did that?? hyungwon did that. :/

also nimble… god he was having so much fun :( i’ve watch those episodes like 500 times each and i never get tired of it,,, and mxray… the entirety of it… esp the nail salon ep he rlly Let Himself Go asdfjdks it was so cute… and his vlives… all 3( kinda 3..) solo lives.. i…. wanted to die watching it every single time bc hes so fucking cute and soft and bf hes….. my Soul

and 170701,,, pretty much the most important and best day in my entire 20 years of life….. when i saw him in person :( listen like my entire universe made a 180 i really rebirthed as a new person that day. hes even more beautiful and wonderful and perfect in real life if thats even possible…. god i cried nonstop in a starbucks after it and ill never forget it :/ …. listen i screamed so much and professed my love im sure he heard me one of those times and he waved at me too ok i swear at that moment my heart rlly shot outta my eyes thru his eye socket and into his chest cavity,, and it was then i realized wow… bitch u were rlly born to love this man and this man only

ok let me shut up now yeah this was suppose to end when i said every day is my fave day but i felt stupid for saying that so,, ,there im sorrie this is a lot nobody asked but…. u guys kno im rlly Extra 4 hyungwon :/

#replies #long post #now im emo im gonna go watch his vlives again #theres probs a million typos in this...#im sleep deprived :-(

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dgmimaginesandocs · 7 years

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Hiya!!! I hope you're doing well today!! Can I request headcanons about the main four meeting their s/o for the first time either while on a mission, at the Order or however you'd think they'd meet :)

I am having a wonderful day thank you and of course you can lovely!!

Lavi Bookman:

OK so I always imagined Lavi being a bit of a klutz and a horrible flirt so meeting his s/o is a chance encounter that start horribly but ends really well.

So I imagine him meeting his s/o at the Order’s library, and he’s trying to navigate around the corners of the library shelves because damn its a tight squeeze back to his desk with how closely everything is pushed together.

He doesn’t even know he’s going to run into someone until it happens and then its like “Oh shit.” and they both go crashing to the ground along with a huge pile of books, both his and the person he knocked into.

So Lavi is so caught up in grumbling about how he needs to get his work done by lunch or Bookman is going to kill him, he barely looks up until he feels a tap on his shoulder and he turns around ready to get angry until he comes eye to eye with literally the cutest person he’s ever seen in his entire life.

They’re just smiling at him and what they’re saying isnt even registering to him at this point because this boy is so emarassed and flustered that after they’re done he just ends up going “Huh?” really stupidly and making them laugh

So they repeat themself, “I asked if this was your book? It wasn’t in the pile of books I was checking out for the Science Division so I assumed it must have been yours.” and Lavi, without even thinking asks

“Can I just check you out instead?” So yeah that’s how he met his s/o and scored a date with them the next day, Can you say Strike?

Allen Walker:

When Allen met his s/o, It was on a short mission with Lenalee in a town not far from the order.

Allen met them the first day he was in town, asking the locals if they had seen anything strange around recently, most of them refused to answer after seeing Allen and Lena with their strange hair and Allen’s deformed arm until they come across a small bakery and decide to try their chance at some food an maybe some answers.

So when they walk up to the counter, Allen and Lenalee are greeted by what Allen can only say later is the “most gorgeous human being on God’s green earth” who takes their order with a kind smile and laughs at Allen’s awful, awful jokes.

So when they sit down to talk about anything going on in the town, Allen is surprised to see that they’re more than willing to answer the questions they have since they have also been suspecting that something was going on around town.

So after all is said and done Allen thanks them for the meal and they just smile at him warmly and say it was no problem at all, and when they go to shake hands, Allen sticks out his red hand on accident, but his s/o shakes it anyway, not a single ounce of disgust in their touch whatsoever. And it makes Allen’s heart beat that much faster and his smile so much wider.

After they complete the mission, before heading back to the order, Allen makes sure to stop in and talk to them one last time before they leave and gets their address, promising to write them as much as he can.

Allen still goes back to that little town every chance he gets just to see them.

Lenalee Lee:

Ok first off, they would have to meet on a mission because you know that if they were at the order, Komui would be sending out droves of Komlins after them. So, it’s best if they’re outside of the order and not constantly facing his wrath.

But do you guys remember the town that Lenalee and Russell went into during the epsiode where Komui thought they were dating? Yeah that’s where she meets her s/o

She meets her s/o when she goes into their small flower shop to buy a nice bouquet for Miranda because the poor thing landed in the infirmary again after her last mission and Lena just wants to do something nice for her. So she tries to find help and after a few minutes is about ready to leave until someone comes rushing from the back, apologizing for not hearing her come in and Lenalee has to remeber how to breathe because oh my god they are so cute.

She ends up buying more flowers than she needs from them because she watches them just light up when they talk about what the flowers mean and its so cute and adorable and she just can’t take it. So she ends up having liek 12 bouquets of flowers in her room because she has a weakness for the cute florist in town.

Kanda, Lavi and Allen tease her mercilessly about it when they find out about it. She isn’t sure if she wants to laugh with them or kick them in the face with her dark boots. She’s still debating.

But after that first meeting, Lenalee ends up going into town a lot more often to see them and just talk with them about anything and everything and she enjoys spending time with them. Sometimes she’ll even bring them back little souviners from missions and such.

But god help them both if Komui ever finds out, but after a while I think he could see Lenalee is serious about this person and lets it go. Though he’s still protective of his little sister.

Kanda Yu:

Last but not least my favorite trash prince.

Kanda definitely meets his s/o at the order, but they aren’t an exorcist like he is or at least that’s what I would think.

He meets them when he’s in the dining hall of the order, already at the counter knowing what he wants and is ready to order his usual until he looks at the person taking the order and his request dies in his throat

Because staring back at him has to be the most adorable person he’s ever seen in his entire life. Like someone help him I think he stopped functioning for a moment.

It’s not like it shows on his face very much, but he’s blushing just a tad as he places his order and even asks if they’re new there, because he’s never seen them before and Kanda never forgets a face. Never. He’s surprised to learn they’ve only been here a week so far because Jerry needed an extra set of hands in the kitchen and they needed the job.

After meeting them, Kanda spends a lot more time in the dining hall than usual and even though he’ll deny it until his last dying breath, he even helps them clean up the tables after dinner rush to spend time and talk with them. Though he did stop for a week because Lavi kept teasing him about his crush on the cute cook and he was embarrassed because “Dammit you stupid rabbit it’s not a crush!”

But then he thought, so what if it is? And Started helping out again.

He genuinely likes being around them because they make him forget about being an exorcist for a little while and to be honest he needs that from an s/o

Also they make his soba perfectly.

#dgm #dgm imagine #dgm headcanons #lenalee lee #allen walker #lavi bookman #lavi bookman jr #kanda yuu #kanda yu

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cherrykyeoms · 7 years

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bf!Haechan

•oHOHO SKY'S BACK •definitely not doing this series based off my old bias list •anywaYS BOYFRIEND LEE HAEHYUCK •okay first of all, protec this sunshine •alth he was a lil too r00d in Cherry Bomb •oKAY SO IMMA JUST EXPOSE MYSELF A LITTLE BUT YEA MY IDEAL TYPE IS SOMEONE LIKE LEE DONGHYUCK IM NOT KIDDING LIKE I USED TO HAVE THIS 5 YEAR LONG CRUSH ON SOMEONE AND HE REMINDS ME A WHOLE LOT OF DONGHYUCK •lets actually get started shall we •okay so everyone knows how much he loves roasting everybody •talking about roasting i want roasted chicken •donghyuck wld 173829482727/10 tease/insult you to death •however, as much as he does it very frequently, he definitely knows his limitations •if he knew that his insults hurt you in any way, i think he wldnt ever forgive himself for it cuz yall know he wldnt actually mean it but he'd blame himself for not knowing the sensitive spots in you heart •also you kno how he can cook right •im getting hungrier but its 10.15 pm over here as im typing this out •lets say donghyuck brought you to the dorms after school or smth and tae or dy isnt at the dorms and theres no food •he wld tell you to sit at the sofa and wait for him to finish cooking for the both of you •and youre just sitting there looking at him like •my!! boyfriend!! is!! so!! talented!! •also i think he wld give VERY GOOD HIGH QUALITY CUDDLES MHM YES •dont fight with me on this •clingy people usually give the best hugs •thats what my friend said about me the other time i was rlly emo and started clinging on everyone •like yall are probably just hanging around the dorms watching a movie or just enjoying each others presence on the sofa cuz the bedroom is a no-no from eomma taebreeze •and then you feel his arms snaking behind ur back and across ur arms n body •and then hed rest his chin on ur shoulder and nuzzle his nose into ur shoulder every. ow and then just to smell that perfume he bought for you on ur birthday •no matter how many times this happens it wld always shock you that donghyuck has this rlly soft side for you •and i mean very soft esp when in private •IM GETTING RLLY SOFT FROM HOW SWEET THIS WLD BE BABAI •and youd just sit there hoping that the both of you cld stay like this forever in the comfort of each other's arms •OH THE DIABETES •also i forgot to mention that he wld get you to prank his memebers along with him as well :) •"babe help me search up for some rlly good predebut photos of johnny hyung i need to take revenge on him bcuz of that time he called me a bird" •"go boil some instant ramen soup for me i need to put it in mark hyung's shampoo bottle" •"what why" •"cuz ramen hair ;) " •IS THE JOKE TOO OLD TO BE USED UH I HOPE NOT •the members wld definitely the both of you are cute but they wld very frequently complain of them getting headaches of how noisy he is naturally ard you and beg you to quieten him down a little •also a the two moms of nct •i think tae and dy wld sponsor ur restaurant dates •okaY MAYBE NOT ONLY RESTAURANT DATES BUT ANY DATE IN GENERAL •"i just want to see the both of my kids smiling so i'd try to help them smile with ease :") " ~ty track •in general haechan is a good boyfriend •still not ove r how hes my ideal type and finding people liek him is hard for me :") •also did you guys hear that •its the sound of my bias list shattering •yeah Haechan Lee Donghyuck is definitely a rlly good boyfie in general :") •i hope you guys have a gr8 day/night/afternoon after seeing this post :") ❤️

#nctwriters #nct imagines #nct fluff #nct scenarios #haechan fluff #donghyuck #nct 127 #nct dream #lee donghyuck

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sincerely-amyd · 7 years

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july 2017 updates

a boring title just for organizational purposes...

currently listening to fa ru xue by jay chou. its like almost 2am aka my fav time ??? i always get these random nostalgic weird moments where im like woah what am i doing with my life and who am i??? k gonna type properly now lol

So I kind of just need to journal it all out to figure stuff out. It makes me feel like I’m being myself. That doesn’t really make sense but when I’m listening to my favorite songs and just typing whatever comes to mind, I feel so at peace. It makes me remember how much I miss thinking. I literally love just thinking. When I visualize it, I see a tree being watered and the water going to each of the roots and the tips of the roots... in the same way I have to think through all my thoughts to water them all. Then I feel replenished. Some times I know I have all these thoughts but I don’t have time to think through them. I rush through life too much. I miss being me. Happy, simple Amy.

I feel so bitter about my past 4 years. Everyone had so much fun in university and I feel like I’ve been robbed of the experience of could of have. I f*cking hate U of T with a passion. I feel like a teen mom. With countless expectations. I’m tired of living for my parents. I just want to do what makes me happy. I want to be selfish. I’m tired of being bad cop. I’m tired of being the one who cares the most. I wish I was carefree, easy going. I want to be happy. I feel like I’m not happy. I have this huge desire to travel and see more of the world. I feel so insignificant and tiny.

I have no idea what I want to do with the rest of my life. When I listen to mando pop it does make me wish that Jeff was mando and that he could understand how much I love Taiwanese music. I feel like we don’t connect over the same songs. The songs that make me feel so much he can’t understand. I guess its the same vice versa. I kinda want to watch another Taiwanese drama.

Updates on my life: Jeff and I have a good relationship. Things are stable, I’m happy. He treats me well. I know he cares. I trust him. I hope we get married. I still overthink but I can sleep at night and I don’t get anxiety anymore. I know he would never say anything to hurt me and that he means what he says. I do appreciate that he’s being honest but I need to be more trusting of him verbally. One thing is that I wish he would cook for me and be more like... wifey???? I don’t want to be the only one taking care of the house. Also, I really want to travel and I’m scared he doesn’t want to go.

I want to have a love that is passionate. I want to make out randomly and be so in love.... I know its supposed to be a “high” or the honey moon phase or all emotions but I think I could literally be like that forever. It’s built into me. I’m so...intense with my feelings. I feel like I have all this love and I just want to love hard. It should hurt hard too when I’m sad, but that’s how I know I love hard. I like feeling emotions some times because it makes me feel alive. When I feel sad, I feel real. I feel likes its life. I’m scared what if I’m tricking myself that I want to be married? I want to ask Jeff to watch my fav dramas with me. I want to be able to share this side of me. I want to side in a field of grass on a sunny day and just be held. I want to just enjoy being with him and who he is.

I want to learn how to cook and bake. How to write mando and speak canto. I want to be fit and look good naked and run 5k under 30. I want to be confident. I want to discover who I am and be that. I’m tired of living for people. I need to grow on my own.

Jeff has taught me a lot over this past year and I’ve learnt how to be more mentally stable. He’s shown his love to me in so many ways that I never expected before. He never lets pride get into the way when we fight. He makes me feel pretty and loved. I do wish he was more “in the moment” but maybe its also good his not? I just want to have random makeout seshs..... and be pushed against a wall lol. But he always does stuff in a joking way that its not cute but its funny. Funny isnt bad but still I want to be romanced???

Also I dont know if I want to consider david a good friend anymore. Looking at bad at our relationship, hes been very selfish. Hes never been there for me when I truly needed him, he turned his back on me and I feel like he still is. He only cares about himself and his own needs. I don’t want to invest anymore time in him. I do think Neil will be a good friend. I think hes over me. I think we can be friends. I mean not too close but I’m willing to help him and I know he would be there for me. I legit see him as family now its weird. I dont hate him, some times I get a little cringe from before but I think its okay.

I want to be more confident. I want to be me and discover what that means. I’m tired of being SHY. I want to be HAPPY. I need to make hobbies and do stuff more. Some times I wonder how Eric is doing. It’s such a shame we aren’t even friends, I don’t get why he had to block me everywhere. I think I would like to catch up....some day when hes more mature. I don’t want to just do it now its like “I have a doctor bf” or show off. I genuinely want to see where he is. I fully don’t feel bitter, its been so long I cant remember the happy or sad anymore.... I do recall feeling so happy when he texted me in the very begining, I can remember him yelling at me a lot, the lies, the jealously, the hurt. Then reading tumblr reminds me of how much it was an up and down rollercoaster. The 3 hour long fights over skype where I bawled my eyes out until 4 am.... waking up at 7 the next day for school with swollen eyes and seeing him do the same. I remember we kept skype on all night. We were pretty in love. But it was ... too young ?? I mean we got along in a spiritual slash soul like way. But living life with him would be hard. We were too emotional and similar. He was manipulative. He stopped caring first. When I looked at him sometimes when he was crying....I felt ....disgusted. He always cried. It was unattractive. He got angry so fast it was scary. Idk it wasnt as cute as I reembmer. Oh well. I learned lots, I don’t regret it. I hope he figures out his life and finds a girl who will complement his personality. I genuinely wish the best for him.

Ugh I can’t imagine being not with Jeffrey. Like thinking about not being married = breaking up which is like .......losing my best friend and best everything. He is so funny and I’ve never met anyone who has the same humour as me....pervy humour??? I don’t liek to admit it. I like how I dont have to be fake nice and pretend like I don’t like seeing fat people fall. I love how honest I can be with him, it feels so good to be me. I love how cute he is lol. Then how hot he can be too. He eats like a little fatty. He literally is the cutest thing in my life. I wish he looked older though cause people think I’m a pedo dating a high schooler -_- I can’t wait to be able to see him everyday, to share our lives together and build a family together.

I am not depressed anymore. I am happy. I go to the gym 4-5x a week. I eat ok. I love Jeffrey. I need to figure out my spiritual life but that can be an update for another time. Pce.

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hatterdevanity · 6 years

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k so i have a boyfriend that hates sex, treats me like absolute garbage, is a furry that non stops looks at porn and sexually RPs be hind my back when i hate it and find it cheating especially when he starts sending nue photos of himself to other people, i have severe depression and adhd so im forgetful alot, ill forget to turn a light off orput clothes in and forget about them or where i keep my own wallet and keys, he constantly gets on me about it, but its not suttle to say the least its normally yelling or im being called names. he hates to do anything sexual becuase he doesnt find humans attractive at all and he is constantly degrading himself (says its a joke but when does a joke end) im very loving and very loyal, my family and friends hate him, his own bestfriend that lives with us doesnt like him because of the way he treats me and him, he treats everyone like absolute shit, im at a point where im miserable and im stuck, im not happy and i dont see myself being happy with him but he likes to call me his fiance but i dont claim it, shit where on a break right now, but because we live together its not really a break, his roleplaying i hate, hes lied 5 times behind my back about even talking about me and my weight or how im an awful boyfriend and that he wants to leave me for this guy he doesnt even know, but when i catch him says its all smut material nothing else and that i overreact, ive no idea what do to about this any more or how to feel

NOW lets me say the things i do

im forgetful

im highly depressed (especially since my mother that was 10 years clean is back on drugs,)

my family hates him and constantly tells me to break up with him

when i say forgetful i mean forgetful like right now ive no idea where my wallet and keys are and i really never know idk but the way he makes me feel makes me think im autstic or something or theres just something really wrong with mehe makes me feel stupid all the time like he has to have the upper hand on me no matter what, even if im wrong just cant let me act like im right.

maybe i do overreact i really dont know i feel i dont react enough honestly

i do love him but i think hes out of love with me

we dont spend hardly anytime together cause he does nothing but game, look at porn, or youtube.

ill game like runescape or overwatch or league but i can only play so much before i just cant take it anymore.

i moved my entire life with him, and even had my car repoed so we could afford the hosue we rent which is cheap tbh but whatever

we constantly fight, normally its because i didnt remember to do something and i get yelled at for it or hes said something to finally set me off

he doesnt know how to treat people at all and blames it on his mother because shes the same way but worst sometimes

m at a point where i dont feel love for him honestly i dont know what i feel for him, i think i love him but idk

i say im stuck because i live a state away from my family and i virtually have no where to go or to put all my stuff since everything in the house we rent is mine for the most part.

im bored of our “relationship; we dont do anything, we litteraly sit in the same room doing nothing all day, he doesnt like going out because he doesnt like to sweat, or if i do finally beg him enough to do something with me he says it was just a waste of his time which makes me feel liek shit, ill try and do things he likes which is only overwatch and runescape but like i said i can only play for some time before i just get really pissed off at the game (ie overwatch or league) even though where in the same room i dont see him unless i get up and go to him because he set his desk (my kitchen table...) where i cant see him because his monitors are so big (its just a big tv and an actual monitor but still)

i am lazy, or rather i think lazy idk, i never want to do anything anymore, i feel my life is sucked away, i dont find much joy in getting up anymore, im crying alot, or im having anxiety or im just idk... i hate feeling this way, but he doesnt understand.

NOW let me say the things he does do

where not always fighting normally we just exists in the same room and hardly talk or when we do talk he gets pissed off cause he has to keep pausing a stream or video and ill stop when he eventually yells at me

just now he made us some cookies (said he did it for me but thats an us thing)

says he loves me (not sure if he means it or not)

we cuddle at night watching whatever he wants to watch (i never get to change whatever is on cause he finds all my stuff boring or isnt interested in anime or whatever, its only ever ster or germa, and i cant stand there gameplays it just irritates me but when i say something his only remark is that its better than anything i could every make, or they havge more subscribers than ill ever have or more money than ill ever make.

does little things for me (not many but a few, like making me a sandwhich or something)

idk i jsut need someone to talk to honestly, i feel i have no one to talk to, i dont really have friends, i cant talk to him cause he says its all my fault or something

#relationship #gay #bi #furry #roleplay #lgbt #gay relationship #georgia #alabama #gay furry #ster #jerma #abusive relationship?#Help #help me #need advice #gay advice #need a friend

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nofeelingsandallthefeelings · 6 years

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period orrr

march 18, 2018

big apple, lil shuco

I am experiencing tremendous moods on this period. It is so hard to distinguish if they are real of if they are just maximized due to mother nature. Today i have felt nothing but sadness and a strong desire to give up and call it a day. I definitely snowball my feelings and its for good reason, i feel in the same place from last, having to hide what I actually feel in fears of being criticized and minimized. All i want to be is acknowledged, I don’t need to be right or wrong just simply acknowledged that i have feelings and emotions. I also realized that it doesnt feel right. It doesnt feel right that I am constantly inventing plan b in my head because I feel the ground under me can be swept up at any moment. I dont feel secure in any aspects of this relationship, i dont feel emotionally secure or financially secure, here are a few examples of plan b (while we are at it)

-b) keep pennies ready to find sublet in ny for the summer, put deposit down, land job, land nu nu PAID internship, begin marketing self and finding new marks. be frugal, save stack, and get ready for a rough and new patch.

-b) break up and change phone number and procede w plan b numero uno

-c) dont go to la and dont talk to him for the rest of my life and change number

-b) stay in ny, i think is an accurate portrayal of plan b, there is more opportunity here and distraction than nashville could ever give. I understand that i coudlnt run away from the consequences of my feelings and that could make it a tough transition into a new life in a new city.

whatever. anyways im feeling like I want out and through and through its becoming clear to me he isnt the one for me and hes also not exactly what I want for myself or for life. I guess i have been misleading myself into beleiving what society wants me to beleve and primarily what s wants me to believe, that love is love and love is this and it is that, and it is the most highest, most purest concept, and that bc i am a girl, i want love and bc of that when someone says they love me or claim theyre actions reflect love, i must adhere and adopt this conept as my own. and unfortunately, i never wanted love, i dont care for it, i want coins- not love. I dont feel anything when it comes to love, i merely understand it as a concept, and to my understanding again, its like a trap. Romantic Love equals too many things to be adopted in as my own, it means being selfless, it means sacrificing, it means constantly compromising, it means talking to someone about a decision (permission), it means settling for what is given.

I am not down, I really am not. Everything provided for me I am thankful for but tbh i dont need shawn to pay my bills or get my pennies up, but I guess he needs me so he doest feel so lonely or miserable about his existence. In a way, he is a dull star merely shining from light years away, while I am a cosmo twinkling as bright as the sun throughout the vast depths of the solar system .. but i am getting drained of my shine and i dont like it.

i can work but not under these circumstances, and i know people are critics of wanting the perfect circumstances as being unrealistic or unfeasible to my generation or age, but when else will anything be at an arms length. It is feasible and realistic bc i work for it and believe it can happen.

and people say relationships aren't easy but worth it? WHERE SWAY and how and for why for the sake of a societal institution called love, for prison? In this expose it has been exposed I might be emotionally under developed or quiete the opposite, emotionally over developed.

i daydream about cheating, i think about just moving on and changing my phone number. I think confrontation is obviously the biggest challenge i have here. but in a weird and oposing twist of events, i have mislead myself into believing i have morals and righteous character by not allowing myself to cheat, but the truth is i care bc it would make me look like a salty bitch trying to get back at someone, or thats how i would look to myself i guess.

I am just over it, i am beigging to have little tolerance for this and no longer want to be in this no matter if it means going to europe or traveling bc i can do that my damn self. ookay/ also I am a hoe at heart, i like flirting with guys and getting to see what they can do for me, i also like being out and about on the scene, i like being a whore and working for my money, i like being in the company of older wealtheir folk, i like the surroundings, i like learning, and i dont like being all that stable, i like having friends. I like being a smart thot, i like being that bitch, beauty n brains and thats that.

in light of these thoughts, here are some of the most annoying things this week:

- “young hot girls”,whatever right? yeah except it really does bother me,why bc of the circumstances we met in its almost like being disrespectful of me or our progress and reminding me that i am replaceable. putting himself on a pedestal of desire, thats cool expect we are trying to get past that and it seems he is ever so obsessed with these stories, and the mere idea that this is him inflates his ego. its just greasy n disrespectful. you dont here me constantly talking about wealthy old men and they this and they that. my disgust turns into anger and the anger turns into a sort of vengeance, i imagine myself being a hoe again and going out taking advantage of men in turn stacking bands and exploiting the young hot girl phenomena but not with him, bc hes gross.

-my way or no way. Pouty pout pout. how fucking old are we, I think i am constantly taking care of people in very twisted ways. Literally he has been acting like a teen age boy, emotionally underdeveloped from years ago, he can throw temper tantrums about this or that and i listen, i look to see what i do wrong and i change..maybe not all the time but for the most part, i havent asked for anything since our conversation and i also havent brought up or complained about any sort of travel. I must be the perfect stepford gf and never complain about anything..noo i must only be thankful and grateful that somehow in nashville this godly man was given to me and i must take care of him and obey him for another man will never come my way and omg they will NEVER EVER provide for me like he does and omg they will never ever ever evr care for me, and I will always just be a hole to men, so i must keep this one happy and i am lost without him, i dont do well on my own. I must have the direction of this omg man that was sent down from the heavens, a once in a lifetime chance at anything and this is the pinnacle of my life and omg HAAA. right.

-not being listened to. I dont know wht the hell i have to do around here to be fucking acknowledged as a whole ass human, cool you keep me fed or clothed but not really actually now that i think about it. i cant compalin about shit without being made feel like shit. I cant get a fucking word in without being argued against, i can barely get through half an idea before i start hearing why my logic is wrong. if i was to express that i am utterly disrepected and disgusted when he mentions the phrase young hot girls, im deemed irrational, jelouse and that its just a joke, that i am too sensitive and take things too personally, that its not real until i hear it again. im just taken for a joke in this relationship its liek i dont really even exist and for what? for what? for fun trips that i only get to enjoy with this person i dislike, for a few coins in the bank? I can do all of this shit by my self, i can! If something doesnt give I am out, i no longer have the energy to be carried around only to be unacknowlded and barked at. and of course, if he was to read this it would be a “false narrative I invented“

men r so predictable

anywyas im gonna write my paper now.

#dummies outchea longhairdontcare

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