"how could anyone ship bloodweave they make no sense at all" did you think about their stories, their motives, their ailments, their shared hobbies, the subtle progression of their relationship throughout the acts, and how very similar they can be despite being different. i know that you didn't but if you had then perhaps you would understand why some people might ship them, especially since a) you can successfully romance them in an origin run thus making it possible, b) astarion already tries flirting with gale unprompted in act 1, and c) you can romance astarion with a good-aligned pc and romance gale with an evil-aligned pc. so, like. what's not clicking
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i think stoner dave is a inherently good concept, but also consider this: stoner rose
dave grew up with andrew tate like bro strider, who was probably so anti drugs. like dave and rose are hanging out and rose casually drops, “oh yeah, when i was high that one time-” and dave stops and is like, “😟” because he 100% thinks weed is addictive.
bro probably told him when he was younger that if you smoked weed it was the same as like crack. he’s horrified, he goes home and he’s like, “karkat!! bad news about rose 😟” only for karkat to be like, “oh yeah i’ve had edibles with her before.”
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Honestly, if you're a "idc if it isn't healthy for him I want Simon to be always obsessed with Betty/keep looking for her" kinda person even tho he's aging and old and should be looking for something that makes him happy instead of depressed and eventually let her go at some point...
You shouldn't be shaming ppl for wanting Ice King back either 🤷
Sounds ironic lol
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Wario & Waluigi in the Super Mario Movie Verse
After saving Brooklyn, Mario and Luigi’s plumbing business gets a big boost in popularity. Their services are in high demand, and they develop their skills to the point that they are regarded as some of the most quick and efficient plumbers in Brooklyn. But they encounter another bump on the road to success when this new company shows up:
Super Wario Brothers Plumbing.
Everything about it is a bad bootleg of their own business. The names are similar, their costumes are similar, their logo is similar, and even their phone number is only one digit off from their own. Luigi soon finds himself responding to a slew of bad reviews from people they’ve never met, and 90% of the time the reason is the same: someone confused the Super Wario Brothers with the Super Mario Brothers, and the results were disastrous.
Mario is fuming, but Luigi is optimistic. Sure, their reputations are being damaged by two conmen without plumbing licenses who do more harm than good and charge ridiculous amounts, but on the bright side Super Wario Brothers is so incompetently run and vaguely illegal that it couldn’t possibly last. He and Mario just needed to keep having pride in their own work, and wait it out.
Mario relaxes for a moment. Luigi is right! And with them moonlighting as heroes in The Mushroom Kingdom there were more important things to think about than two grifters trying to ride their coattails.
Then, a Wario Brothers Plumbing ad comes on the TV... with a rap that’s only a few notes/lyrics off from their own... and Mario wonders if he can away with slashing these guys’ tires.
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Hey guys youll never guess which slime pic i just spent like 6 hours redrawing bc why not
Ref under the cut :)
Tbh i really liked how the drawing looked but now im having one of those moments where i want to delete it and start from scrath even though i did in fact spend 6 hours on that god forsaken piece
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