Could you give me FJ/Tozer little kisses? Lately I'm very fond of them<33
They're so good!! It was the first pairing I did terror fic for, so I'm very fond of them too <3
Little Kisses: Fitzjames/Tozer
He expects kissing Solomon to be all roughness and hard angles, rawness and need. He expects to feel the physical power of it, the strength…
What he doesn't expect is the softness, the abrupt little hiccough within his own chest as something comes loose at the touch, strong hands holding him close, yes, but gentlness there too, such tenderness...
As they pull apart James can only gaze at Solomon. He understands that with that simple, profound little touch they've both come undone, and he can't help but wonder what wonderful new thing they might be remade into.
Previous little kisses / Request a little kiss
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(Petty venting ahead.)
I totally see why other people ship R*nance; their S4 team-up is fun (when Robin isn’t trying to push Sta*cy) and they have good chemistry. I’m also not such an exclusively Jancy shipper that I can’t enjoy fic/art for other Nancy (or Jonathan) ships and, although I want them to stay together in canon, there are ways that they could do a R*nance ending (overt or stealth) that I would be on board with. (In contrast, there is one Sta*cy ending that they could do that would make me go “I still hate this but it kind of works.”) Still, it is so hard to find R*nance fic that fits the following criteria:
Nancy is either bi/pan OR it’s an AU where she’s been a lesbian the whole time and it impacts the narrative accordingly (i.e., the author isn’t positing that Nancy, in canon, has never actually been attracted to Jonathan or Steve—I appreciate that other people find this interpretation meaningful, but I simply do not vibe with it);
If it’s an AU, it has enough connection to the source material that I don’t feel like I’m reading original fic where everyone has the names of ST characters for some reason (just a general preference);
Nancy is not a popular mean girl who needs to be humbled (presented with backhanded sympathy for her internalized homophobia or no);
The fic doesn’t go too far the other way and make Nancy a 100% well-adjusted and endlessly supportive Mom Friend (honestly, I’m pretty flexible on this one, because it’s much less common and doesn’t give me bad-adaptation-of-Emma vibes);
Similarly, the fic finds a happy medium between making Robin an uwu baby useless lesbian (and kind of infantilized due to implied autism) and an overly wise and together lesbian mentor (not terribly interesting story-wise, plus if she’s still eighteen, how together can she be?);
Unless it’s an AU where Jancy never happened or happened a lot differently, Nancy’s bond with Jonathan is acknowledged as important (even if they parted on bad terms and could no longer be friends, it’s bizarre to act like they had a casual, run-of-the-mill high school relationship) and definitely not dismissed as trivial next to her relationships with Steve or frickin’ Eddie;
The author genuinely likes Jonathan (“I don’t hate him but [long list of ways Jonathan annoys the author]” doesn’t count), lets him be upset about the break-up without villainizing him (or sets things up so that it’s plausible he’s relatively unbothered), and shows a decent level of awareness of who he is as a character (i.e., not reducing him to just being stoned all the time or getting basic details wrong) OR just leaves him out of it;
Maybe takes it easy on the amount of page-time dedicated to Steve/St*ddie;
Doesn’t have Joyce cheerily tell Nancy that she seems happier with Robin than she ever did with Jonathan (Jonathan could be way shittier as a boyfriend and a son, and that would still be an incredibly cruel thing to do, but the specific circumstances take it into Sharp Objects territory) (if Nancy is a lesbian in the story and Joyce knows it and she means that Nancy seems happier because she can be herself, that’s different);
Decent spelling/grammar/style/formatting (not a specific problem with this ship, just fic in general).
Nobody’s obligated to do anything of these things for what’s ultimately a fun hobby, and most of my pet peeves run the gamut from “totally inoffensive” to “slightly mean-spirited but not bigoted” to “unfortunate implications but I think the author means well.” I understand the utility, too, of downplaying ships you don’t favor or using an ex character as the bad guy to create the kind of narrative you want. It’s just slim pickings for someone who thinks they’re cute together but isn’t into all that shit.
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was talking to my silliest coworker today and he said that one of his old coworkers accused him of sexism for calling all the men “boss” and women “maam” and I was bored at this point so I started fucking with him like “jon are you sexist” and he was like “I believe that men are inherently better at some things than women. if that’s sexist. some careers are just better suited to women that men.” so I was like “hmmm okay. could you give me an example of a career” and he stood there and I could tell he was thinking really hard and after like ten seconds he just went “coal mining”
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Guys wake up new Staeve character sheet just dropped. Some additional info: it's pronounced exactly like Steve, he's dyslexic, and the rainbow flag denotes that I thought he was bi but he looks really confused when presented with boobs so who knows
If there's anything else you'd like to know just comment here idk, character sheet formats elude me
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"i wanna be yours"
basketballplayer!lukecastellan x unclaimed!reader
smau - your instagram if you were dating basketball player luke
🎧 - i wanna be yours by arctic monkeys
a/n: hi! i was really out of motivation to make anything, but you guys voted smau! i really want to try headcannons so pls leave asks for whatever you want to see! also, i'm getting close to 100 followers which is super exciting, thank you so much for the support :) (also, i know this is shorter than usual but i really like it!)
*swearing and suggestive content, not checked so there might be mistakes*
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itslukecastellan ballin w the boys
tagged hi_imtyson, _groverunderwood, percy.jackson, iamchrisrodriguez
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percy.jackson the teams were rigged
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yn_yln i, a proud viewer of this game, can confirm that not all demigods are good at basketball
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yn_yln luke read that again
itslukecastellan oh sorry i missed the not im dyslexic af
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yn_yln not all saytr are good either
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yn_yln HOT
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itslukecastellan that was unkind
yn_yln 😇
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iamchrisrodriguez new luke blackmail unlocked
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larueclarisse how did he pull u 😭
yn_yln idk maybe the jawline
larueclarisse bros been mewing since birth
yn_yln STOP
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things that I overlooked in PJO the first time / small, funny things I noticed during my reread
Part 1: The Lightning Thief
All I could think of was that the teacher's must've found the illegal stash of candy I'd been selling out of my dorm room. oh he was one of those guys
"I believe that was question 38 on your final exam..." He [Chiron] looked at me as if he actually expected me to remember question 38. once a teacher always a teacher
A strange fire burned in my stomach. The weirdest thing was: it wasn't fear. It was anticipation. The desire for revenge. We got a hint of dark Percy in book 1
I'd been afraid he [Luke] might resent me for getting so much attention the last few days. But here he was giving me a magic gift... It made me blush almost as much as Annabeth. tell me again this boy did not have a crush on Luke
The game ended when I tossed the apple toward Grover and it got too close to his mouth. In one mega goat bite, our Hacky Sack disappeared - core, stem, and all. Grover blushed. He tried to apologise, but Annabeth and I were too busy cracking up. I love moments of them being able to just be kids
She [Annabeth] loved reading so much, I'd forgotten she was dyslexic, too. I think the fandom forgets this too
Annabeth muttered to me, "Circus caravan?" "Always have a strategy, right?" Percy is so smart and so good at thinking on his feet, I'm tired of the fandom treating him like he's dumb
I was feeling satisfied after the burger, and a little sleepy, and I figured the least I could do was try to make small talk with our hostess. He's so sweet. Even if the host was Medusa
"I hate Australia! Naming that ridiculous animal after me [Echidna]." As someone currently living in Australia, this cracked me up.
I whistled. "You have evil thoughts for a goat." "Why, thank you." I love Grover and Percy and their friendship, very under appreciated
"I'm Crusty," he said, with a tartar-yellow smile. I resisted the urge to say, Yes you are. he's hilarious
A steely look of anger flared in my mother's eyes, and I thought, just maybe, I was leaving her in good hands after all. Her own. I also love Sally Jackson
that's all, I'll be back for sea of monsters :)
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