Orange Cassidy really doesn't like chops.

Fahmah boi!

Matt: Hey! Be safe.

Rachel: We will.

{Rachel leaves to go on mission}

Abby: [Dramatically cupping Joes face] Be safe!

Joe: I’ll be so safe.

Matt: Would you guys stop?

Joe: [Faking tears] I’ll be safe for you!

Matt: Stop. I’m gonna kill you.

Abby: But how would that keep us safe?

Small Child's Thoughts on "Many Meetings" Part 3

The Hall of Fire seems like a good name since there is always fire and it's in a hall.

I thought that guy might have been Strider but it's Bilbo and that's pretty neat.

Frodo hasn't seen Bilbo in a really long time. (Yes, 17 years.) You mean 17 days. (No, I mean 17 years! He left the Shire on his birthday 17 years ago, remember?) Wow, how does Frodo even remember him? 17 years is thousands and thousands of days.

Ooh, I do not think it would be nice to make mince meat out of Bilbo. Everyone wanted to eat him in "The Hobbit," and it looks like that's the same now.

Oh no, Bilbo turned into Gollum, but I don't know how or why.

There's Strider! Why does he vanish without a trace all the time?

You help me when I get stuck in school. I think it's nice of Strider to help Bilbo. That's a good guy thing to do.

(Okay, Small Child, there is a very long poem coming up.) Very long? (Yes.) Can we please skip it? I am not in the mood for poetry today. (Alright, we can skip it. I am not in the mood for poetry either.)

Was Sam just sleeping on the floor? Well, at least he was happy because he was smiling.

Mom! Why are you singing nonsense words? (They are evlish, baby.) *sigh* Fine, but I don't like them because I don't know what they mean.

I like to talk about trees too! Do you think maybe Frodo and Bilbo would like to hear me talk about the maple tree we have in our backyard? That's my favorite tree we have.

Bilbo IS very old! Way, way too old!

Loose canon interaction-

Harry Potter, traumatized lil orphan- *saying some very concerning stuff about his home life because this kid has no concept of what a "normal" family or life is supposed to be like*

"So yeah I just need my glasses fixed and thats all, but if thats too much I understand- Ive been fine this far :)"

_______

Cassius Warrington, the unwilling big brother in Slytherin- *realizing he now has a new little brother and is willing to fight god for this scrawny kid*

"So these Dursleys... what are their security systems like"?

(Fic link on pinned post)

i hate how ray's got a girlfriend while the kids are suffering like he's so...

𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒

BOLD what applies to your muse, ITALICIZE if there's potential / it's dependent on external factors. CROSS OUT if there's NO potential under any circumstances

Repost, don't reblog.

holding hands | buying flowers | cooking | cuddles | writing a poem / song | holding door open | tying shoe laces | sharing a milkshake with two straws | offering their jacket when it's cold | kissing in the rain | publicly confessing love | long walks at the beach | doing the titanic pose on a boat | taking cute pictures in a photobooth | sharing a taxi / uber | kissing the back of their hand | slow dancing | getting tickets of their favourite artist / sports team / other | introducing them to their parents | lighting candles | flower petals on bed | love letters | star gazing | brushing / doing their hair | picnics | teaching them to play an instrument / a sport / [fire a gun] while gently guiding their hands | compliments | late night drives | taking selfies together | drawing them | self - made gifts | massages | proposing with a family heirloom ring | lending them their favourite book to read | paying for dinner / coffee | mixtapes / playlists | surprise birthday parties | feeding them | handing them keys to their apartment | making space in drawer for their clothes when they stay over | sharing a blanket | couple costumes | tucking a hair strand behind their ear | running after them at the airport / keeping them from leaving | moving cities to be together | blowing a kiss | breakfast in bed | defending them in a fight (verbally / physically) | joint bubble baths | dropping the l - bomb ("i love you") | dedicating a song at the karaoke bar to them | wearing their clothes | yawning before putting an arm around them while watching a movie | grant them the last bite from a meal

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i'm, once again, thinking about angel and his feelings towards v/alentino and vox.

shinwon, the americano and carbonated water appreciator ☕💦

Thinking about how Jason would dye his hair not cause he’s sick of being good (maybe a little) but because he’s always told

“You look just like your mother.”

“You have your fathers eyes.”

“You’re just like the two of them!”

He’s ready to off himself cause of that

It only takes one chop and he wants to tap out

IT’S BEEN SO LONG..

SINCE LAST…. that i’ve posted art.

have some rebornica fnaf nightguards.

eat up children or vincent will come eat your toast (pretend it’s a threat)

foolish when shark glasses:

aki most definitely hates all i want for christmas by mariah carey and denji and power would play it everytime he gets home

fun fact: scout fucking HATES spiders

he sure is willing to deal with anything but this lightwielding robot cowboy is NOT abt to go ANYWHERE NEAR one of them. someone else has to save him