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Matt: [On the phone to Joe who’s babysitting] Keep your eye on Cammie. She has a tendency to wander off.
Joe: [seeing Cammie is gone] Matt... uh, wh-wh... I'm... I'm totally capable of...
Matt: You lost her, didn't you?
Joe: No. No, no, no, no. No, she is right next to me. Hi, Cammie.
Matt: I can hear it in your voice. Look in the dairy case.
Joe: [finding Cammie but struggling with doors] Matthew, do you honestly think that I would lose...
Matt: The doors don't pull. They slide.
#Joe babysits exactly one time and this is how it goes#gallagher girls#gallagher girls series#gallagher girls incorrect quotes#incorrect gallagher girls quotes#incorrect quotes#source: modern family#joe solomon#joseph solomon#matthew morgan#cammie morgan#cameron morgan
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Racheal Morgan, Joe Solomon, and Patricia Buckingham deciding how to tell Macey Mchenry the truth about the Gallagher Academy.
Joe Solomon: What if I throw a knife at Patrica's head?
Rachael Morgan: Then she could grab the book War and Peace off the shelf to block it.
Patricia Buckingham: Why do I have to have a knife thrown at me? You two are so dramatic.
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Zach: Everyone’s always like ‘Zach, how’d you bag a baddie? How’d you bag that baddie, bro?’ I didn’t bag shit. Cammie picked me up, by my neck, and threw me over her shoulder and I’ve been on it ever since.
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{Rachel getting a team together for a mission}
Rachel: What do you consider to be your best quality?
Matt: Well, I'm a real people person.
Joe: I don't answer stupid questions.
Townsend: I speak Swahili.
Abby: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my hair, too.
#can you even imagine these five on a mission together#PLEASE#Gallagher Girls#Gallagher Girls Series#First Gen#Rachel Morgan#Matthew Morgan#Joe Solomon#Abigail Cameron#Edward Townsend#incorrect quotes#source: That 70s Show
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Rachel: what do you call disobeying the law
The girls: a hobby
Rachel: *crosses arms*
The girls : that we do not engage in
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Bex: So, how's the most beautiful woman doing today?
Liz: I dunno. How are you?
Bex, slightly flustered: Er, good! Very, very good!
#this is when macey starts teaching liz to flirt#and liz gets back at bex#but they both enjoy it#bex baxter#liz sutton#baxton#?#gallagher girls#incorrect quotes
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Incorrect quotes with Tina
"But that's impossible!" Kim Lee blurted out. Looking back and forth between her mismatched notes.
"No, Cammie's burned ice cream before." Tina assured as she pulled out a blowtorch from her bookbag and took aim at the sentient spaghetti.
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Joe Solomon: So I'm having a kid.
Cammie: Wow, congratulations!
Joe Solomon: *slams down adoption papers* It's you, sign here.
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Zach: What are the worst crimes you've committed?
Liz: I took two sweets from the candy bowl instead of one.
Bex: Attempted murder.
Macey: Nothing you can prove.
Cammie: Do you want the list alphabetised, or in chronological order?
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Overhaul: You should have had the decency to die when we needed you to.
Twice: Sorry, I’ve been going through a bit of a rebellious streak. I swear it’s almost over.
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Abby: That shirt looks great Joe.
Joe: Thanks.
Abby: But I bet it would look even better on Rachel’s floor.
Rachel: Are you hitting on Joe… for me?
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Justineau: What scares you the most?
Gallagher: Spiders.
Melanie: The ocean!
Caldwell: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.
Parks: Dr. Caldwell.
#the girl with all the gifts#helen justineau#kieran gallagher#melanie (the girl with all the gifts)#caroline caldwell#eddie parks#incorrect quotes
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Joe: I have this headache. It comes and goes.
Cammie and Zach: Hey Joe
Joe: Oh, look, it's back
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Cammie: I have excellent observation skills.
Cammie: I can determine a person's character and emotions from a single glance-
Macey: Zach is in love with you.
Cammie: WHAT????
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Cammie , struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Bex, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Zach: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Cammie: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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