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Mr. Compress: Why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy stars when the ultimate star is me.
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Dabi: The only thing I’ve got going for me is that I’m the hotter sibling.
Shigaraki: Aren’t you an only child?
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Dabi: It’s just like chess. Sometimes, to win, you have to sacrifice your king.
Shigaraki: That’s exactly how you lose.
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Toga: I have an idea.
Midoriya: We’re not going to murder anyone.
Toga: I don’t have any ideas.
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Twice: I never thought I’d say this but I think I know what’s going on inside your head.
Dabi: Welcome to the terror dome.
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Shigaraki: Who buys an umbrella? You can get them for free from coffee shops in the metal cans.
Mr. Compress: Those belong to people.
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Toga: Oh hey, Izuku… What are you doing here?
Midoriya: On the contrary, what are you doing here? This is my house, after all.
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Twice: Come back.
Twice: I miss you.
Twice: Where did you go?
Twice: Are you mad at me?
Twice: Please come back.
Hawks: I was gone for two minutes. How much attention do you need?
Twice: All of it.
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Shigaraki: Kurogiri is fiercely loyal. He’ll do the right thing for you even if you can’t see it for yourself. He’s saved my *ss countless of times.
Kurogiri: It’s twelve. I counted.
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Uraraka: We can make this work! We’re Romeo and Juliet!
Toga: It didn’t work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends up in a tragic double suicide.
Uraraka: That’s how it ends? Why do people like it so much?
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Shigaraki: Alright, questions?
Toga: If cows ruled the world, would they drink human milk?
Shigaraki: About the mission.
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Toga: Who buys an umbrella? You can get them for free from coffee shops in the metal cans.
Midoriya: Those belong to people.
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Twice: You know what they say: if the feather fits.
Mr. Compress: Twice, it’s the shoe, if the shoe fits.
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Bakugo: That's a pretty rock.
Toga: Ochako gave it to me.
Uraraka: I threw it at you.
Toga: She's very sweet.
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Dabi: You know what happens with spoiled kids who do whatever they want?
Shoto: What?
Dabi: They become Kardashians.
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Dabi: Take off your shirt.
Twice: What? No. Take off your shirt.
Dabi: I want to take a look at your wound, idiot.
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Twice: Take off your shirt.
Dabi: What? No. Take off your shirt.
Twice: I want to take a look at your wound, idiot.
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