"Don't worry. I'm happy to be present in something I missed entirely!"

Paté de Rolo, as the group prepares for General Ratanish to return from being Banished. And yet somehow, also Ratanish himself in that moment

coming on here again bc there's too much peter pettigrew slander on Pinterest for me to handle rn :/

I'm rereading the Stephen arc and I am NOT okay

the reddit bros saying shiv underestimated tom as if he himself had anything to do with the position he ended up in

like i’m sorry have we watched the same show ? tom is fucking useless. he’s not good at his job at all. election night was just him pacing back and forth in his office and stressing the fuck out, going on and on about how tired and busy he was and not actually doing anything. and that’s all he does the all show. every time he had to take leadership he would always fall back on greg and have him do the dirty job.

tom is not ceo because he’s good at his job or because he’s a killer. tom is ceo because more powerful and competent people gained to have a muppet like him in a high position to follow orders. that’s literally it. also patriarchy helped a lot.

Adorable and COMPLETELY INNOCENT demon baby

i'm not a violent person but techno hate makes me want to punch a wall

This is so real like HE DID NOTHING TO ANYONE and he was such a sweet and kind and caring person who made millions of people happy like he was such a kind soul how tf is he the one you’re gonna direct your haterisms to 😭😭

What's your opinion about James or Dad from Fallout 3?

The man that made me cry and return home.

Right context I was 16 when I played Fo3 for the first time. I had run away from home because I got into a fight with my Dad at the time, and I was just coach surfing at the time between a few friends' houses. 

One friend I stayed with had a copy of Fo3 and I played it while I stayed there for maybe a week or two. So I got up to the part where you know, project pruity is captured and I don't know why, but when James died, I went back home that night and I just cried into my Dad. So that's why I'm mentally ill abt James.

Also, he's voiced by Liam Neeson, and I like Liam Neeson. #JamesIsNorthernIrish2022.

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

Truth. (link)

“Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?”

Okay but on a serious note Con O'Neill ate in these first few episodes and left no fucking crumbs. Last season we ended on deranged Izzy; now we have an Izzy realizing how toxic things can really get and WISHING he could go back to the days when he was the only proper pirate among muppets. And he's TRYING so damn hard and it would be so easy to play that in a cheesy or insincere manner, but we have Con O'Neill swinging for the fences, crying, begging for death, disheveled, trying to undo everything he did to get us all in this mess and failing and looking both miserable and delighted in his misery because he's getting what he thinks he deserves.

And YET we also get the subtle tear in the eye when Stede finds out what they really did to Ed. Like. You can feel how utterly heartbroken the man is just from a glimmer in the corner of his eye.

Love Izzy, hate Izzy, it really doesn't matter, not when he's played so magnificently by Con, and I salute him for everything he's doing in this campy gay pirate show.

Spare a thought for Con O'Neill who, for months, went to comic cons and had to listen to people telling him how important Izzy is to them, how they see themselves in him and how, if something bad happened to Izzy, they would be absolutely devastated. Man deserves an award.

my brother just called me late at night, barely able to get two words out because he was laughing so hard. Finally, through the wheezing, he told me “go google the new Gollum game. Please”

So I did. And now I just spent half an hour on the phone nearly dying. We just kept sending eachother pictures of Gollum from the game and LOSING IT all over again. I haven’t laughed this hard in YEARS.

why are they both beating glakao now 💀