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Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.
(poll results here for context)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#bonus comic#The most resounding conclusion the community came to agree on is thar Xie Lian is bad at cooking on purpose#and is stubborn to the point of refusing to let go of this feature (not a bug) of himself.#though if you practice being bad at something on purpose you do just…get bad.#Poor lan wangji probably had to watch him do horrendous food crimes in the kitchen.#crushing eggs in his fists and throwing it into the bowl or pan (shell and all).#Burning water. Throwing in ingredients based on the roll of a dice. Putting in leaves and cool rocks he found.#He is living his best life mind you. And I think as long as he is happy then let him make his potions.#This is *his* version of art therapy. It just shouldnt be fed to anyone.#lwj would probably try to make it more theraputic after realizing that the bad cooking skills were on purpose. But even then XL is a rock.#he will not do anything he does not want to. Including processing feelings.#Don't idealize that btw. You will do yourself no favours by ignoring hard emotions. Love and peace everypony; Its a hard world out there.#Hua Cheng and wwx hung out during all of this and have since become hunting buddies.#Sometimes its birds sometimes it's each other. For sport.
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Doodles I made in class hehe
#i mostly of the time have like 2 crayons or pensils and 2 poscas and thats all to do sketchbook art#drawing teru washing dishes and talking on the phone#at this point i just draw him doing the most simple things ever like watering plants or cooking or sketching#the shigeo one is kinda like really me thinking about#about how he tries to separate himself from his other part of himself#him learning to accept this and be himself#i have been thinking recently a lot about Teru and Mob and hwo they deal with their own emotions and how they hide their emotions#I AM GONNA CRY#nothingbizzare art#mp100#mob psycho 100#mob psycho fanart#teruki hanazawa#shigeo kageyama#mp100 fanart
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A hat under waters: Studio of dead bird shores!
The directors are some of the most difficult to draw for me... gotta practice
...Well, you know what's next, I know what's next, I think we all know what's next ;)
#oh yeah and to that one person who wanted conductor to be blue: apologies he's kinda pink now is that okay#yart#a hat in time#ahit#ahit au#a hat under waters#ahuw#ahit dj grooves#ahit conductor#next chapter might take a while because of all the stuff I want to try drawing from it#so gonna be cooking for a while
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Is the fact Sanji probably eat human flesh a conversation the One Piece fandom has or...?
#sanji#red leg zeff#conspiracy theorist mode engaged#I just realized this#I was reading the manga and didn't notice either#but then I rewatched the show and well....#there's no way he managed to live 60 more days with only water#even a healthy person wouldn't survive with just water#let alone a malnourished kid#one piece#overanalyzing stuff is fun!#meme#cannibal cook
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the Sully kids' reaction to Jake saying Spider "knew everything" breaks my heart.
they knew him better than anyone else, better than their parents. they knew his love for Eywa, for Pandora, for The People, for the clan, for their family. they knew he would never tell the RDA anything... not willingly at least.
they knew they were leaving because Spider would be tortured for information, he'd be forced to reveal their home, their plans, their numbers, their weaknesses. their brother would be tortured and they were being forced to leave him behind.
they knew they were being forced to find a new home, without their brother, because their dad knew he would be tortured.
#I like to think. for the sake of my sanity. Jake knew Spider would be loyal to them. that he would only blab once broken by torture.#anything else would kill me. the level of anger would be lethal.#but regardless. I think the kids would also need to believe the same thing. they *need* to think their dad has faith in their brother.#but back to the reactions themselves. the heartbreak and confusion on Kiri and Tuk's face. the way Lo'ak looks dissociated.#we can barely even see his face. but even Neteyam looks surprised and painted. even if its kept under a calm guise#(I will never let anyone convince me 'tey didn't love Spi. James. give us more about them please. more than these little crumbs)#they were just little kids and he was their big brother#he was Lo'ak and Kiri's best friend#Tuk was his baby#I feel it in my bones that Spi and 'tey were brothers with a complicated history. I know 'tey was scared to lose him.#I don't have proof but I know James is cooking up something with them#they would never believe Spider would just give them up. but that opens up their minds to so many things to think about#they had to be so scared for him and angry he was being left behind#(especially since in the comics Kiri. Lo'ak. and Tuk risk their lives to save him when he was kidnapped by Nash)#avatar 2#avatar the way of water#spider socorro#miles spider socorro#miles socorro#kiri sully#lo'ak sully#tuk sully#tuktirey sully#neteyam sully#lo'ak#kiri#tuk#tuk tuk#tuktirey#neteyam
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Apollo is a Mother Hen.
#apollo#lester papadopoulos#toa#and#like he is fussing over everyone#✨ anxiety ✨#did you eat did you sleep have you drinken water are you warm are you cold take my jacket or let me take your hand and be a personal heater#let me cook for yoy i can cook o swear and it is good#he knows how to cook#and how to sew clothes#he sewed megs clothes at dome point#or his childrens#or his lovers'#he would braid hyacinthus's hair like sitting befpre dawn humming and brushing his hair carefully
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credit <3
#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#fantaken#THERE IS NO WAY WTF#im about to throw myself in to boiling water like a potato to be cooked cause#HE HAS REACHED THE GODLY STATUS OF BEAUTY#saying amen to him from now on
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duke, heading into the kitchen:
doug, watching from the couch as the kitchen suddenly starts lighting up like someone is arc welding in there:
duke, walking out with a steaming mug of tea:
doug, turning to elaine who is doing a sudoku with her legs thrown over his lap: "your son-"
elaine, raising an eyebrow: "My son?"
doug: "He's your son when he does something freaky."
#duke thomas#doug thomas#elaine thomas#batfam#bread talk#i just saw that tea post get circulated as batfam members and i was thinking about microwaves#microwaves are a type of electromagnetic radiation and therefore fall under duke's power set#reminder that not only can duke melt your dna he can also cook u like a hot dog#light powers are so fucking cool#anyway point being i want duke to try to fucking boil water with his powers#he doesn't put the cup noodles in the microwave anymore because he Is the microwave#this will probably also work its way into the wip im writing rn
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never let this man be within a 5-mile radius in a kitchen again
tbh I’ve almost done the same thing hbu ?
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#hedgehog#tails the fox#miles tails prower#tails#water#sonic can’t cook#for shit#he was trying to make#ramen#but forgot about it#tails is minding his business in his lab
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Mind and Heart both know how to cook and bake. Mind prefers baking because of the rigid instructions, and Heart prefers cooking because he can experiment with the recipes.
Soul should not be allowed anywhere near a kitchen. Heart asked if Soul wanted to cook once and he brought out a Mountain Dew cookbook. He’s never asked again.
Headcanon #319
#chonny jash#submission#cj mind#cj heart#cj soul#chonny's charming chaos compendium#no but like let Soul cook tho. literally let him cook#mountain dew is my everything#like my body will die 20 years younger because of how much mnt dew i drink#genuinely i probably have only drank mnt dew in the last week. weeks or months even. maybe some milk & MAYBE water#the water is a recent addition cos like i need more hydration lol#like we joke soul drinks nothing but the sugar free monster from the qna#but when i say it i mean it exactly the way i drink mnt dew#can also make mnt dew tier list. i love the different flavors#baja blast & whiteout are the best things humanity has ever owned#i am soul but soda#“Haha he's literally me” but in the worst chaotic way possible
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no but aki gets so so sweet after you've had sex, he's unable to take his eyes off of you the whole time he's laying beside you and catching his breath. he's got the softest expression on his face, he's smiley and giddy, his cheeks are warm. he hugs you close and kisses your forehead, he asks you what he can do for you and you're not afraid to say it because you know aki wants nothing more than to give you everything you ask for.
#he'll carry you to the bathroom and while you're showering he'll lay out some clean warm clothes for you to wear when you get out#he'll hold you and rub your back while you talk#he always brings you water or offers to make you something to eat#okay but... I don't know why... the thought of aki cooking you a meal after.....#why's it such an attractive thought#maybe I just love food LOL#aaaaaahhhhhh aki........#he'd really be so smitten with you...#he tells you he loves you and you're like 'aki you just said that five seconds ago'#'but it's true'#many akis in my head tonight many akis.....#aki <3
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headcanons are very simple actually it simply goes by whatever makes the bit funnier
#dazai can cook if its funny he can but he can also burn the water when its funnier#with chuuya however 7 times out of 10 its funnier that he cant cook because he tends to be perceived as the normal one out of the duo#but if chuuya cant cook theres no way dazai can because its funnier when they fail together#do you understand
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sakuatsu psychological warfare against each other when one is mad at the other
#sclnposting#miya atsumu#haikyuu#sakusa kiyoomi#sakuatsu#honestly this is such a rediculous post#its like. kiyoomi buys more and more cleaning supplies and then one day sends atsumu on some errands and basically fumigates one room#its a room he KNOWS atsumu will go into#but the secret is that its actually all just scented water vapor#so atsumu thinks hes walking into a crazy clean room and is dying cause of them chemicals its actually just nothing#atsumus version would be making the mitchen look like a mess and all dirty then cooking food for kiyoomi there#its perfectly clean atsumu just knows what food will dye certain thigs what color#kiyoomi loses his mind cleaning until he finds out it was like basil all along#yep#thats the headcannon
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I saw a thing on twitter (i will never call it x), thought it was funny so here it is ROLAND SOUP
#library of ruina#project moon#lor#roland#roland lor#roland soup#he is soup now#oh no he was cooked#no more roland only roland soup#ok i dip#uhhh#see ya!#go eat a cookie and drink some water after#STAY HYDRATED BABES
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