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gives him a big teddy bear

Oh it's soft like velvitine. His mouth is gapped open, a fly could fly right in. “........Never had a..valentines before.” He admits. Gasp. The Eddie Munson has never had a valentines.

it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...

"girlfriend" (more ab rielle here)

Poppy found Cooper’s egg okay that’s her little brother OKAY.

They’re family. To Me. If u even care.

I love being fully unaware of YouTuber drama and which channels are "popular." My first reaction at the start of that section was "who the hell is James Somerton"

Today I made apple cinnamon pie and strawberry juice! And you know what? I think he doesn't care where the apples are!! He's just enjoying himself bwhaha

instantly elevate your male character designs with these easy steps!

- give him long hair

i was gonna tack this on at this end of the last post but thought it deserves it’s own post 💀 because AINT NO WAY ADRIEN DOESNT QUESTION THIS MAN ASNJDILHASJKLE

Bonus:

padawan!maul au

SHE MET THE FATE OF A PINECONE

Huntlow doodle dump including 3 different aus so yeah enjoy

I am not entirely certain what will happen once the actors & writers strike ends, but I'm pretty sure Michael Sheen will break the sound barrier with how fast he will go feral on the internets about how Aziraphale wants to eat Crowley's ox rib

his favorite hobby is tormenting cloud 🔥

for those curious, my limited life scar design has always had a clock hand scar over his nose!! its usually just covered by his glasses :J

so cool that fanfiction won anne rice’s war on fanfiction