Incorrect Quotes
RULES Generate as many quotes as you like with this website and apply them to characters from your WIP.
Taken from an open tag from @ezestreet, and I'll also leave it as an open tag.
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Thomas: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
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Lily: I wasn’t that drunk.
Thomas: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Lily: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Thomas: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Silver.
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Mattie: This was almost a great idea.
Silver: You just described 90% of our stuff.
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Lily: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
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Becks: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Rod: What changed your mind?
Becks: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.
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Alyssa: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Becks.
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Alyssa, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Lily: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
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Mattie: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
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Thomas: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
Becks: Why not?
Thomas: Because I don't know what they mean.
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Thomas: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Becks: We could attack them with hummus.
Thomas: I stand corrected.
Becks: Just keeping things in perspective.
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Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Lily: What? I don't have a partner…
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Lily: Oh my god, you have Becks.
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Becks: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Mattie: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?
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Becks: Life could be worse, Silver.
Silver: Life could be a lot better too!
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Silver: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.
Rod, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.
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Lily, teaching Rod to drive: Okay, you're driving and Mattie and Silver walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Rod: Oh, definitely Silver. I could never hurt Mattie.
Lily, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
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(@adie-dee, I feel like you'll laugh just as hard as I did with some of these)
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"you're not gonna believe this aang: did you know lee from the tea shop likes puns too?!"
"but i thought you didn't like him:/...?" "ahh... so that's where you're off to everyday, huh...". based on this pun found in @chitsangenthusiast's puns tag (hehe thanks kath :P this is like the second time i find a pun there!)
and i realized half way, but this works like a sorta prequel to the original puns comics from over a year ago! basically at this point, all my comics happen in an alternate universe where everything stays the same but sprinkled with anachronisms, such as sneakers and einstein :3
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So it turns out Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death plays Queen instrumentals, and after listening way too hard to the coffee date scene, I gotta share how well the part of the song they used fits.
Crowley gets a fantastically dramatic entrance to the section that makes everyone feel things:
Mama, ooh
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
Great for a snake having an existential crisis. Then we get the instrumental break, which builds until it drops off right in time to highlight the comedy of:
Until Aziraphale says:
I see a little silhouetto of a man
He sure did!
Thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me
Of course you are, bud.
(Galileo) Galileo
(Galileo) Galileo
Galileo Figaro
History jokes!
Spare him his life from this monstrosity 🥲
And there's a reason beyond the dialogue why this part feels so stressful, because it gets the back and forth of:
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let him go!)
Go back and listen to the scene, it's a very subtle joke. 😄
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How is my best friend Arthur has he helped you baldur any gates
He’s been good! My washing machine broke last week and I hauled it out the other day in preparation for the new one and he’s been loving his new Top Secret Hiding Spot.
We are taking a little bit of a Baldur’s Gate break right now just because I was getting burnt out. We’re slowly making our way through Mass Effect Andromeda for the second time. I’m very excited to get back to BG3 tho.
I left off right at the start of Act 2. I’m playing a Githyanki monk named Ez’rai and spent way too much time coming up with a backstory for them. I’m going to be romancing Wyll this time. I think Ez’rai growing up in such a harsh culture that didn’t have room for soft romance will go together in such a fun and cute way with Wyll. A noble’s son who is just so sweet and romantic and good.
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