So that YouTuber IShowSpeed recently streamed himself going to a haunted house and twerked to get the actors to leave him alone when he got scared.
Don’t. Fucking. Try it.
I work at a professional haunted house and this last weekend we kicked out plenty of people who thought it was a good idea to twerk on/at the actors. We consider that a form of assault and treat it the same way as if a guest tried to punch/kick/grab us maliciously. We’ve kicked out people who only got into the second room of the entire haunt and will press charges if you’re stupid enough.
Security confiscated a camera that was recording during the show this weekend and wiped the ENTIRE memory off of it. We don’t give a shit. Play stupid games, get stupid prizes.
Halloween weekend is most likely going to be premium prices for haunted houses across America because of the influx of people who want to go. It’s fucking stupid to pay $50, $60, or even $70 just to get kicked out in the first 5 minutes for being an asshole to people trying to do the exact thing you’re paying them for. We will not put up with anyone’s bullshit because we don’t have to. The customer is not always right in the haunt scene and if you’re being a jerk we will not give you a show, just tell you to keep moving.
TL;DR don’t twerk on people at haunted houses or be a jerk because you will get kicked out without hesitation
Customer was walking into the room and saw me crawling in a backbend
“Girl you need some serious mental help”
“See kids, that’s what happens when you watch too much TV”
“Oh no, there’s two freaky little girls in here!” “Oh I hate little girls!”
For context, there’s a mannequin in my scene that happens to look a lot like me. Works great for bait & switch scares
“Yep I’m not sleeping tonight. Not after that.”
“Where the hell did you come from?”
“You know I can’t handle little girls. They creep me out.”
“I bet you’re real cute under all that makeup” (a middle school boy said this to me, that wasn’t the funny part.) “Dude stop, she’s probably like five years old”
“Where are your legs?” (I was sitting with my legs folded, so I rose up to kneel) “Oh never mind, they’re there.”
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”Bite my tongue, bide my time Wearing a warning sign Wait 'til the world is mine Visions I vandalize Cold in my kingdom size Fell for these ocean eyes You should see me in a crown I'm gonna run this nothing town Watch me make 'em bow One by one by, one” I actually am loving documenting my season this way. 🖤👻 -8.6-/-8.5- #mazeling #hauntlife #bigspookyenergy #yesthisisacult #rivka #hauntseason https://www.instagram.com/p/B2tDwFmntsRGg6DxFnRCJDBKII8lgeU55Y2xhk0/?igshid=n3p7tmtudt1f
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