sigh, another day of waking up in my own bed instead of chained up in some mean dom's basement
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TrAnSfOrMeRs WiLl Be PrOmPt- what if I blew my head off in front of you and changed the entire trajectory of your life
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Asking this because my hair tie just snapped and it was one of the big black rubber band ones from a hair pack
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Trucks n Vans
These goobers are my comfort (=v=) not just as a ship but friends too
i had so much fun drawing snipe-a-roonie
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IM ABOUT TO CRASH IM ABOUT TO CRASH IM ABOUT TO CRASH IM ABOUT TO CRASH IM ABOUT TO CRASH INTO THE WATER GONNA TAKE YOU WITH ME IM HIGH VOLTAGE SELF DESTRUCTIVE END IT ALL SO LEGENDARY
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gonna say some wild shit rn and like it's really crazy and like who knew?!?!?!
YOUR FAMILY SAYING TRANSPHOBIC SHIT WHEN THEY KNOW YOUR TRANS ISNT OK!!!!!!
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dyto lounged spread out comfortably on his king size bed, feeling light as a feather on the 300 count fine linen sheets."The only thing that could make this moment better," he thought, "would be mango joining me in this bliss." he called out the name of his adorable, little orange angel. moments later, a blur of fur appeared at the foot of the bed. before dyto could react, he felt pinpricks of blood forming at his ankle. "that son of a btch!" he exclaimed. His wonderful, beautiful, perfect baby had just raked his claws through his skin. Mango had scratched him! And it damn hurt! Rapidly Dyto's brain jumped from 0 to 100, he would need stitches! What if it got infected? What if he had to have his leg Amputated?! His perfect languid evening was ruined!
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I wish I'd never fallen in love with him. Because I want him all to myself. I'm the posessive anon. I know he is public property but I wish he were mine.
a mood honestly
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what made you think it was a good idea to start sending me asks as soon as I wanna take a 2 month break from Cumblr 🤨
Grrrrr
Anyways
Lemme tell you how I started fighting my sister
I was trynna get her lunchbag
Cuz I think I'm funny
AnD
ThIs BiSh
Started scratching me and shit
She even bit me
I mean I deserved it but DAMN
We were "play fighting"
that attack seems very personal tho
Who won?..
...
don't even worry about it
I would've won if
shut up
Stop laughing
That's why you're not invited to my Wendy's
Bitch
Jk
You're invited ❤️
Oh sorry
Typo
Your bf is invited*
You stay your broke ass at home
Was that harsh?
Too bad
suck my left tittie 🖕🏽
Someone stole my right one 😒
I think it was you
Bitch give it back
Ik this is a lot for your brain to comprehend
If you even have one
*Dabs*
I'm stuck in the past
I do the floss still /j
I still play fuck knight
Fortnite
Im gonna find a pair of thighs to cry in yo 😔
like- i just miss my oomfie and this is how i get treated?
i didn't even know you were leaving cuzzo 😔
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on season 3 episode 5 of the downton rewatch
sybil my beloved :(( fuck sir phillip whatshisface
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My cousins are all weighing each other and they’re so light yet they’re complaining about being 46 kg (101 lbs) and I think I’d rather shoot myself tbh 😍
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