#hashtag speaking from the heart
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instead of complaining that i ship two characters who didnt have any screentime together, complain about people who are shipping children with the GRABBER
#hashtag speaking from the heart#the grabber#the black phone#brance#vance hopper#bruce yamada#vance hopper x bruce yamada#Cher talks#Cher rambles
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Guys don't like me, g-guys they don't like me, guys don't like me cause their girlfriends do - Tolkien (the girlfriends are Bebe and Wendy)
this reminded me of my gacha phase so yk i had to do it to em
tolkien bebe y clyde
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If we give sukuna forehead kisses maybe he'd stop killing all our favs
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I hope that every customer that is mean to me gets hit in the face with a brick and then falls into a fiery pit filled with spikes and then explodes and dies 🙄 😘 🤷 🥰
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gonna start getting really into flower language and correspondence so i can send the most beautiful bouquets that say the worst things. gonna find a flower arrangement that says i love milfs.
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would i sound bitchy and entitled if i said i don't think i'll trust anything the rtvs members have to say for a while?
it does kinda sound rly bitchy like that don't it... whatever. thats how i feel!
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in my honest opinion i think people are lying when they call a baby cute cuz babies are fucking ugly but thats okay cuz theyre just babies but i think when people are like "aww ur babie is so cuute 🥰🥰" i know their ass is lying when that thing literally looks like
#like i know its not socially acceptable to say Damn that thing looks like a raw pork chop#but like damn😭 i know yall lyingggg🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️#hashtag speaking from tha heart ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
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my personality online is just a photocopy of mine irl except I'm louder and always annoying u
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Erm… what the scallop?
#might finish this might not. more news after the break stay tuned-#stupid white boy i shall let him have this one dance. then we go back to trying to kill each other <3#hashtag speaking from the heart b.fletcher <3#i need to study… bleh…#i hate the state that i’m in like i’m not finishing all the sketches i started but i’m also not studying for the test next week like either#way i’m unproductive. dumb karma.#desperatelover.txt#karma_scribbles.png#crush: karl
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that really fun moment when you have a particular and fragile team synergy but it relies heavily enough on low-rarity characters that you can't work more powerful ones in without everything going to shit 👍
#face of a man who is playing dislyte [visibly haggard]#i would totally gush about my team comp but its held together with well-placed elmers glue i think#2 5-stars and 3 3-stars no in-between. just vibes#fortunately i like them. so :-)#shoutout 2 leon ahmed berenice narmer bai liuli. hashtag speaking from the heart#the moss mumbles
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i love drawing with crayons it brings out my childlike wonder and whimsy
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every time i bring this up i feel like a broken record, but i’ve come to the conclusion that the like to reblog ratio is smth that will honestly never change on this app. just know y’all gon be looking real STUCK when ya favs start leaving…
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dating isn't enough I need to eat her alive
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Ur free from furry allegations ive found another victim
OKAY SLAY BUT DONT HURT EM BESTIE
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HOW FANS FIND OUT YOU’RE DATING: SAKUSA VER.
gn!reader | timeskip!sakusa
sakusa wanted to marry you. he had said as much drunk and clinging to you, and while sober, falling asleep to your voice and fingers running through his hair. but he knew he’d have to wait, be careful with what could happen if word got out msby’s sakusa kiyoomi had a significant other.
but even kiyoomi couldn’t help himself from getting rings. promise rings, he emphasized to you.
he handed the carefully wrapped box to you, tense, only able to hope you'd like them but ready to return them at your word. you looked up after opening the gift, and his heart skipped a beat. “kiyo—”
“it’s a promise ring,” he said quickly and softly. “they’re just promise rings. don’t worry. i just…” he reached into his pocket to take out his own. his ears embarrassingly hot as he tried to explain, “i wanted us to have them.”
“...unless you don’t like them, or this is still a little–”
“‘omi.” he froze at your voice, and you stepped forward to wrap your arms around his neck as he held you to his chest. “it's perfect. thank you.”
and he’s careful. so, so careful to keep his safe and always on him, even if it's hidden in a pocket somewhere, only out so he can kiss it before each game. and that’s why it's a shock, especially to him, when a reporter comments on it during a press interview.
“sakusa, would that happen to be a ring on your finger there?”
that's all it takes for kiyoomi’s mind to blank. he had fiddled with it while on a call with you, what? 10, 15 minutes ago? and apparently the voices of his teammates caught him so off guard that he forgot to put it away before being called over.
kiyoomi wasn't stupid—the opposite, really. with everyone's eyes on him, he knew there was no believable way out of this. his eyes flicker down to where the band of metal sat and stared back, as if taunting him for his mistake, and all he can say is “yes.”
a grimace pulls at his lips when the camera flashes seem to get brighter at the word, and he can feel the stares of his team and management unintentionally burning holes into him. the reporter moves a little closer. “does that mean—”
“no, i’m not married, or engaged.”
“ah,” she replies, shifting a little in her seat again. her confusion was evident, and she hesitates in confirming, “so it’s just a ring, then?”
“no.”
“i–i’m sorry?”
“it’s a promise ring," kiyoomi explains. and he sees the reporter is about to speak again, but he's quicker. “yes, i'm in a relationship. but that’s all i have to say about it today, thank you.”
so the interview carries on with his announcement in the air, and he can feel an oncoming headache when he overhears the trending headlines and hashtags after they're done. "sakusa kiyoomi confirms he's in a relationship!", "how long has sakusa been dating somebody? is he secretly married?", and apparently threads of images where fans tried to collect evidence for and against it all.
it's too much, and his mind's muddled and reeling by the time he gets home. he doesn't know what to do or what to say next; the only thing kiyoomi knows for certain is that he has to find you. so he takes off his shoes and jacket, padding up to your shared bedroom. slowly, he opens the door to see you in bed on your phone, and he wonders if you're reading the news.
“hey,” you greet him quietly.
“hi.” he breathes. opening your arms, you gesture for him to join you under the covers and he complies easily. he makes his way into your arms, face burying into the crook of your neck. there's a few seconds where neither of you speak until he finally mumbles, “i’m sorry.”
and he knows you know what he’s apologizing for. kiyoomi also knows you won’t be upset, he just thinks you should be; he had one job outside of volleyball, and it was to keep you safe. but your voice remains gentle as you begin to rub circles on his back, “why are you apologizing? you didn’t do anything wrong.”
“tell that to everyone else.”
“well, they all love me so i’m sure i could pull some strings for you. y’know, keep you out of trouble.”
he huffs, “you say that as if it isn’t accurate.” you feel him frown against your skin and a laugh escapes you. hearing the sound, kiyoomi can't stop himself from smiling despite the nerves in his stomach.
he licks his lips and using his thumb, spins the promise ring on his hand before asking you, “you know i won’t tell them anything else, right? unless you wanted to?”
“yeah, of course i do. never worried about that.”
“we’ll have a meeting this week to figure out what to do, or say, or whatever. i’ll—”
“the only thing you’ll be doing right now is resting,” you cut him off. he moves to look up at you and opens his mouth to speak, stopping himself when you run your thumb against the nape of his neck. “you’ve had a long enough day, ‘omi. leave that for tomorrow.”
“but—”
“nope, sleep time. i better hear you snoring.”
he frowns. “i don’t snore.”
“oh really? you’re gonna say that to me?” a smile dances on your lips and kiyoomi scoffs, a smile already on his own, before nudging your cheek with his finger, and you feel the cool metal of his promise against your skin.
“but seriously, we can figure it all out later. and if this is how everyone finds out then, you know. it won't change anything, maybe just the amount of fan edits i get to watch,” you joke lightly.
kiyoomi blinks, both at the news of you watching fan edits and the implication of your words. “you think i'll lose fans?”
“what? oh, no, are you kidding? i think you'll gain a lot. 'hot, brooding volleyball player sakusa kiyoomi is actually a sweetheart who loves having his hair played with—” you let out a yelp as the aforementioned volleyball player suddenly pulls the blanket over your head. the both of you laugh as you take it off and pretend to be offended.
kiyoomi's gaze softens at your reaction, and instead of apologizing he says easily, “i love you.”
the words catch you off guard, but after a second you reply just the same, “i love you too.” and kiyoomi's heart aches at it—the way you comfort and love him so effortlessly. but it's soothed by the sensation of your own ring against his face as you hold his cheek, and the reminder that no matter what happens next, his reputation be damned, you'll both be alright.
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𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
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kickoff [updated 3.15.24, wc 72.6k]
∘ soccer player gojo 𝗑 film major reader
— college au | fluff, angst, smut
➸ masterlist
quest. gojo satoru is the most popular guy on your college campus. he's tall, funny, hot, not to mention he's the most talented soccer forward the school has seen in years. but he's also a frat dude, which puts him in a world very different from your own, as he spends most of his nights partying & drinking while you spend most of yours working on your annoying film major assignments. but when he reaches out to you for a favor, you realize that helping him out might have something in it for you too.
in holy matriphony [updated 4.20.24, wc 7.8k]
∘ neighbor & realtor gojo x nurse reader
— fake marriage au | fluff, angst, smut
➸ ch1 :: ch2 (pending)
quest. gojo satoru is your extremely annoying next-door-neighbor who you're pretty sure is the most insufferable man you've ever met. given the fact that you exclusively work the night shift at a chaotic emergency dept, just got broken up with your boyfriend of seven years, n have been taking care of your sick mom ever since her multitude of diagnoses, yet somehow your neighbor is the main source of stress in your life should speak volumes. but when your mother's medical bills start to skyrocket more than you can manage, and you learn that said neighbor of yours has the best private health insurance in the country, you ask him to enter a matrimonial agreement with you for the spousal benefits all in the name of saving a few hundred thousand dollars. but you'll have to see if suffering cohabitation w him is worth any amount of money.
𝗰𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗼 𝗸𝗮𝗺𝗼
in another life [updated 4.4.24, wc 10.2k]
∘ bass player choso 𝗑 reader ft. fiancé nanami
— punk rock au | fluff, angst, smut
➸ ch1 :: ch2 (pending)
quest. you and choso were lovers in college when him and his rock band were just nobodies with nothing but a dream, but when his band strikes a deal with an up-and-coming record label in tokyo, you make the tough decision to break up with him since you couldn’t go with him to the city. flash forward seven years, his band is the biggest rock band in the world, n you move from the countryside to tokyo with your fiancé nanami to start your new life together. but in the heart of the city, home to many, there’s one person there that still has the power to turn your whole life upside down. and when you run into him again after all those years, feelings you didn’t know were still haunting you come crashing back all at once, and you’re not sure what it is you want from your life anymore.
[these are all the ongoing series i have rn!]
#jujutsu kaisen fanfiction#jujutsu kaisen fanfic#gojo satoru#gojo x reader#gojo smut#nanami kento#nanami x reader#nanami smut#toji fushiguro#toji x reader#toji smut#fanfiction#jjk smut#anime#fluff#angst#masterlist#navigation
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