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stellatekintsugi · 2 years
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Harry Styles
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mybackup-account · 2 years
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my first thoughts reading this was steve and his six little nuggets.
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yeahiwasintheshit · 2 years
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angelxsatellite · 2 years
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tinyhrry · 7 months
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Harry Styles Fic Recs
FLUFF:
Three Birthdays (@watchmegetobsessed)
And the winner is.. (@freedomfireflies)
Value (@alittletaste)
tears of love (@finelinevogue)
grammys '23 (@whitemancumslut)
maybe next time he'll think (@avatar-anna)
wrong number (@freedomfireflies)
skincare & award shows (@alittletaste)
cleanse (@mulledcherrywine)
in this world, it's just us (@finelinevogue)
sweet (@avatar-anna)
a talk show and a surprise pt 2 pt 3 (@gucciwins)
starry eyes (@finelinevogue)
nobody puts baby in a corner (@meet-me-in-the-kitchen)
dream a little dream of me (@meet-me-in-the-kitchen)
late night talking (@duhstyles)
love, actually (@finelinevogue)
Bananas! (@jarofstyles)
the night we met (@avatar-anna)
take my hand (@chrisevansonly)
decode (@watchmegetobsessed)
kisses (@onlygrapejuice)
sweet talk (@tokyoharry)
official (@harryisalrightig)
my hero (@watchmegetobsessed)
spill your guts or fill your guts (@mydearesthrry)
I love you more than dino nuggets (@finelinevogue)
PDA <33 (@daaydreamy)
so proud (@finelinevogue)
lewis H x styles!reader (@lecsainz)
ANGST:
i've loved you for a thousand lifetimes (@love-strawberry)
memory lost (@avatar-anna)
worst daddy ever (@whitemancumslut)
faded away pt 2 (@harrysgraceland)
family will get you through (@finelinevogue)
goodbye (@peleksstuff)
social media au: just give me a day, or two.. (@meetmymouth)
breaking the ice (@purplekiwis)
slipping through my fingers (@madeintheniamh)
social media au: heartbreak on tour (@twobluejeans)
SMUT:
social media au: y/n being horny on main after the brits (@meetmymouth)
dough (@harrysfluff)
sneaky (@watchmegetobsessed)
your lips, my lips.. apocalypse (@meetmymouth)
afterparty (@chaoticloving)
SERIES:
the professor series (@avatar-anna)
Cinema (@tinydeskwriter)
unknown number (@avatar-anna)
a small phone call (@twohearts-hs)
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finelinevogue · 1 year
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Finelinevogue Masterlist ‘23
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get lost in a world where harry styles is the main character in your life.
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Harry Styles:
Fics
Fluff
the midnight game show -
you and harry partake in the midnight gameshow with michael mcintyre
birthday boy -
harry’s birthday party ends up with cake frosting in his hair and your eyes
tears of love -
a whole bunch of tears and a whole bunch of love for the album of the year grammy winner
in this world, it’s just us -
you and harry attend the Brits, drink a little and love each other a lot
valentines day gift -
you purchase a gift for harry like never before
take a break -
you and harry arrive at your nyc hotel for a little getaway
he’s just harry -
a couple of fan interactions with harry on the streets of london
when in rome -
just a few random clips from a holiday to rome
i love you more than dino nuggets -
the night before the final show
love in photos -
a sum up of love on tour in a few instagram posts
ring shopping -
a tiny blurb about engagement ring shopping
spread the love -
harry’s fans LOVE you
firsts -
it’s your first date out with harry
a montage of love -
a fan has put together a small video of some of your best moments together
the eras -
harry is the best boyfriend ever and not just because he has taylor swifts number
Angst
first kiss of the year -
a new year’s eve kiss, with a few tears and tipsy friends
jealous wife -
you can’t help feel jealous when people stare at harry for looking so good
you are the love of my life -
you go to harry’s listening party and are reminded how he is the love of your life
family will get you through -
you go through a life changing operation but you have a strong family to get you through it
parisian love -
you are a little self conscious of your feelings in the city of love
paparazzi nerves -
you get nervous around the paps
lost n found -
you are lost in italy the night before your wedding
life goes on -
just a tiny blurb of post tour engagement talk
love her stupid -
you are jealous of harry’s new bandmate, when you really don’t need to be
AU
kisses on tour -
harry always chooses a fan to kiss at the end of his concert shows and you attend his next tour date
labitule -
you have an obsession with harry’s hoodie collection
starry eyes -
harry’s the captain of the ice-hockey team and there’s a house party to celebrate their win
interesting enough? -
you spy an attractive man at the bar, but you’re too shy to say hello
the best thing -
you hate harry after that one night together, but when you need someone the most he will always be there
Series
love island universe
harry’s house
UNIverse
love on tour blurbs
christmas fic
Other
instagram concepts
fic rec 2023
fic rec masterlist
masterlist ‘21
masterlist ‘22
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avatar-anna · 1 year
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Love Games
summary: in which harry and y/n navigate having a secret relationship
young dad!harry, part of this / this universe
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“Never have I ever had a song written about me.”
“Never have I ever made out with someone twice my age.”
“Never have I ever hooked up with a fan.”
With each prompt given, Harry was forced to give the answer that would best fit his image. Everyone laughed or cheered when he revealed that he had in fact done those things, which made the lunch Y/n had an hour earlier curdle in her stomach.
She knew it was all lies, that he’d never done any of those things—unless she counted as a fan—and that this was all part of his carefully curated popstar persona. The real truth was PR stunts and fake dates that made Harry seem a certain type of way to the general public. The truth was that Harry was that Harry wasn’t the womanizer everyone thought he was. The truth was he was the father of a two year old who he helped potty train and taught new words and sang lullabies to. Harry Styles wasn’t who he was portrayed to be, Y/n knew that, but something she couldn’t put a name to irritated her about the game, the questions, and Harry’s answers.
Because another truth was that Harry spent a lot of time on the road. He was handsome, talented, rich, and popular. And Y/n knew that even if those who wanted him knew about her and the daughter she and Harry had, they would still throw themselves at him. Who was to say that after an argument over the phone or if he was just feeling particularly lonely that he didn’t seek the comfort of someone else while she was home with Simone?
It was a terrible thing to think, but rumors about Harry being in a relationship with a model were running rampant the last few days. Rumors about Harry dating someone were always running rampant. Y/n normally didn’t give tabloids and gossip sites much thought, but for some reason it was all getting to her.
“Mumma? Hold you?”
Looking away from the hotel TV—because you couldn’t actually go to the live taping without raising suspicion—she mustered a smile for Simone. “Of course, love bug.”
Y/n swept Simone up into her arms and sat her on her lap. The two year old watched the screen, eyes never leaving it until the commercial break. She clapped and smiled and pointed, reaching her little arms out as if Harry could push through the screen and grab her.
“See Daddy now?” Simone asked, confused as to why she couldn’t see him anymore.
“Soon, baby,” Y/n responded.
And almost like he could sense them talking about him, Y/n’s phone pinged with a new message.
him <3: be back in twenty minutes!
Y/n knew it wasn’t his fault, and she knew that none of what he admitted to was true, but she couldn’t shake her doubts like she normally could. So she gave him a simple “ok” and turned her phone over. She looked down at Simone, who she could always rely on to cheer her up.
Her daughter’s face was the perfect mix of her and Harry. She had Y/n’s nose and Harry’s wide green eyes, her pouty lips and his deep dimples. She was too cute not to smile at, Y/n often found. Harry traveled the world, but hers was right here in her arms.
“How about some room service? You want chicken nuggets, bug?”
Simone nodded enthusiastically, and Y/n put the order in soon after.
When Harry came back to the hotel room, his bandmates followed, bringing all their usual noise and chaos. Some days Y/n would kick them out because she was trying to put Simone down for a nap, but the little one was still happily munching on cut up pieces of chicken, so she didn’t mind as much.
“Little Styles!”
Harry, Louis, Liam, and Niall all came into the room, crowding around Simone’s high chair. Simone smiled up at the boys, but it was her dad she reached for. He quickly took her out of the high chair so he could pick her up so the boys could play with her, and Y/n saw that as an opportunity to step away. She wasn’t sure if Harry knew she was upset, but she didn’t know if she could fake being fine either way. So while everyone fawned over Simone, Y/n slipped into the bathroom.
Her and Simone’s hotel room was standard—two full beds next to each other, one bath, a TV mounted on the wall, a small desk. Harry had a suite a few floors above them to not raise any questions as to why he would need a high chair or anything remotely baby related sent up to his room. As far as the hotel was concerned, Y/n and Simone were guests completely separate from Harry Styles and the rest of One Direction.
That notion squeezed Y/n’s heart uncomfortably too. She didn’t need to be in a suite or anything fancy like that, but she hated the way Harry’s management treated her and Simone. They couldn’t go to his shows, or they could, but Y/n couldn’t hold Simone so as not to raise suspicion about a young mother backstage at a One Direction concert. Any time spent together as a family was inside a hotel room—hers, never his. And absolutely no dates or staying the night.
Things hadn’t always been like this, but Harry explained that after Zayn left, the leash had been tightened on all the boys. There would be no room for error on anyone’s part, especially nothing as big as a baby scandal.
Y/n never said it to Harry, but sometimes she was selfishly grateful for the hiatus One Direction were taking soon. She didn’t want to announce to the world that she was Harry’s long-time girlfriend and mother of his two year old daughter, but she just didn’t want to feel suffocated like this anymore, or feel like there were people on Harry’s team who despised her and Simone for just existing.
Tears were on Y/n’s cheeks before she even realized it, the pinch of cold on the tracks they left behind being the only indication. She hastily wiped them away, knowing Harry or one of the boys would eventually notice her absence and come looking for her. Once she felt like she’d composed herself, she unlocked the bathroom door and stepped out. Liam, Louis and Niall were on their way to the door when she shuffled out of the bathroom, all of them awarding her with big hugs and warm smiles.
“You okay?” Louis asked quietly so no one but Y/n could hear him.
She nodded wordlessly, but he gave her a comforting squeeze on the shoulder and a tender smile before leaving the room with the other two boys. Of all the boys—besides Harry, of course—she’d become the closest to Louis.
The door clicked shut, and there was silence. Walking down the short hall, she reached the main space of the hotel room to find Simone back in her high chair and Harry feeding her. Y/n’s body filled with warmth at the sight, making her almost forget about all the things she’d felt the last couple hours.
She hadn’t made much noise, but Harry looked over to where she was standing. “Hey. Everything alright?”
“No, not really, but I don’t want to talk about it in front of her,” Y/n said with a smile.
“Do you want me to ask one of the boys to watch her while we talk in my room?”
She couldn’t keep the bite out of her voice as she replied, “I didn’t realize I was allowed to be in your room.”
Harry sighed and rubbed a tired hand over his face. He’d grown up so much since Y/n first met him, and yet he still looked so young. If she didn’t know him, she would never guess he was a dad, and she suspected Harry would say the same.
She wondered what life would’ve been like for the both of them if they’d never met, if they hadn’t been so careless one night. This life was difficult at times, and frustrating at others, but Y/n would put up with all of this again if it meant having Simone, but she did wonder.
“Of course you are,” Harry said, but he didn’t sound sure. Because the truth was he didn’t actually know if Y/n was allowed to be in his suite. Sometimes she thought Harry’s management worried that leaving the two of them alone for too long would result in another pregnancy, but no one ever said that was the reason, of course. “Y/n, can we please talk—”
“I—I think I just need some air. Can you watch her for a little?” she ended up saying.
Y/n could tell that Harry wanted to talk about whatever it was that was bothering her, but he didn’t try to stop her. “Yeah. Go ahead.”
“Text me if you need anything,” was all she said before she left.
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Harry knew he was in hot water, he just couldn’t pinpoint what it was.
The comment about being allowed into his hotel suite gave him a pretty good idea, but it seemed like it was more than that. He knew that Y/n put up with a lot, that being holed up with a two year old like this all the time wasn’t easy, but usually they were able to talk through their issues and come to a resolution together. But Y/n seemed so distant before she left. It made Harry incredibly nervous.
He loved Y/n with every fiber of his being. She was his best friend and greatest confidant, she supported him and cheered him on as he achieved so much, and was there for him whenever it all became too much. She was the first person he told about Zayn leaving, had listened to him rant and complain and try to make sense of one of his closest friends keeping such deep struggles a secret. She was everything to him, he just hoped she knew that.
“More please.”
Harry’s thundercloud of thoughts cleared for Simone, his mouth immediately forming a smile. “More?” he asked, pretending to be astounded. “You want more?”
Simone nodded, the curls on her forehead bouncing with the movement. Harry was going to cut up another piece of chicken for her anyway, but that smile would’ve sealed the deal.
When she was done eating, Harry took her out of the high chair and set her on the floor to play with some of her toys. He kept a watchful eye, knowing there was plenty of things in the hotel room a toddler could get into but shouldn’t. But she just sat on the floor and played with her plastic magnets, stacking them together and making new shapes. Harry sat with her, marveling at her creations when she showed them off and helping her build a tower just to knock them down.
Y/n found them sitting together when she came back to the room, feeling a little better than she had when she left. Harry didn’t say anything as she sat down next to him, though a wave of relief washed over him when she rested her head on his shoulder.
“Sometimes I just wish it was all over now and we didn’t have to deal with all of this, you know?” she breathed, watching Simone play with her toys.
“I’m sorry,” he said, knowing there wasn’t much else he could say. A lot of her stress was because of him.
Despite her best efforts, she sniffled. “I just hate the constant rumors and people thinking you’re available to be hit on or flirted with. And I know you would never cheat on me. I know that, but sometimes when it’s constantly in my face I can’t help but…” Y/n didn’t finish that thought, they both knew what she wasn’t saying. “And when it’s all over, I don’t even get the comfort of you holding me at night because—because—”
Harry did his best to hold her despite the angle they were sitting at. At first he was hurt at the implication that she thought he would ever cheat on her, but he wasn’t quite sure how he would handle everything if the roles were reversed. The fact that she was still here, still talking to him, meant more than words could describe.
“I—I’m yours, Y/n,” he said softly, but not without conviction. “Nothing matters to me more than what’s in this room. You and Simone have my heart.”
“I know,” she said, like she actually believed it. “It just feels like the world is against us sometimes.”
Harry knew “the world” was a stand-in for his management. They made their lives exponentially more difficult emotionally, but there wasn’t much he could do. Even during the hiatus, Harry would still be contracted with them, forced to play by their rules and hide Y/n and Simone away like they were something to be ashamed of.
“I’m gonna stay here tonight,” Harry finally said.
“Are you sure?” Y/n asked, knowing he’d get in a lot of trouble for risking exposure. Even if all management had to do was make people sign an NDA, they never wanted to take that chance. Y/n often supposed that their vigilance was something to appreciate, but she also thought their methods could be harsh.
“Yeah. I’ve missed having you in my arms too.”
She took her head off his shoulders then, their faces close enough that their noses were touching. Y/n nudged his with hers until he leaned in for a kiss. It was soft, nothing too intense while their two year old was playing right in front of them.
Later that night when Simone was fast asleep, Harry and Y/n stayed up, talking about everything and nothing. They both missed the intimacy of late night chats in bed, and though Harry had to be up early tomorrow morning, he made no attempts to go to sleep.
“Let’s go somewhere,” he whispered, thumbs caressing her bare shoulder.
He was talking like he could do whatever he wanted and go anywhere he wanted at the drop of a hat, but Y/n didn’t pop the bubble. She didn’t want to.
“Where?”
“I don’t know. Somewhere no one will find us. Somewhere no one knows who I am.”
“Might be a hard place to find,” she mused, playing with the rings on his finger.
She admired each one on his hand, pausing at the one on his ring finger. Her own was bare, there was no way they would ever be allowed to get engaged. But it was something she thought about amidst her busy life as a mom. Y/n often went back and forth between letting the world know that Harry was hers and hers only, as he’d promised, and keeping their love to themselves. Today was a shout it from the rooftops kind of day.
“I want it too,” Harry said, his eyes having tracked her gaze to where her bare finger lay tangled with his. They were young, sure, but they’d been through a lot together the last few years. He wanted her as badly as the day they first met, and if that wasn’t a sign that he was meant to be with her forever, he didn’t know what was.
Y/n turned so that she was facing him. Her eyes were heavy like they were fighting off sleep, but she kept them open. His long hair was splayed across the pillow, tangled from where her hands had rucked it up earlier. Harry, for whatever reason, had decided he wanted to grow it out. Y/n didn’t mind, though, she thought it made him even more irresistible. And the way Simone held a strand of it in her little fist whenever he held her was absolutely adorable.
“Want what?” she asked, even though she knew.
Harry leaned forward. Their lips touched, but he wouldn’t kiss her. Instead he mumbled, “To make you my wife. To let anyone who’s ever looked twice know that you have a husband.”
His words made her shiver. Harry’s jealousy didn’t show itself very often because they couldn’t be seen in public together. But he wasn’t an idiot. Y/n was breathtaking when they met, and she was even more so now. He could only imagine how many times people tried to flirt with her when he was away. Just the thought lit a spark of jealousy in him.
Y/n ran a hand through his hair. “Good to know we’re still wildly possessive of each other.”
Harry chuckled and kissed the spot just above her brow. “Always will be.”
She kissed him, leaving him no time to react before pushing her tongue past the seam of his lips. Harry groaned appreciatively, the low rumble making her toes curl. Y/n relished every movement, every stroke of his tongue against hers, each inch of her skin he claimed with his hand.
They were as quiet as they could be, aware of their daughter in her crib just a few paces away. A mouth on the shoulder to muffle, slow movements that didn’t have them breathing heavily but still sent them reeling, kisses that swallowed any noises that wanted to escape. By the end of it, they were littered with love bites and completely spent.
Y/n rested her head against Harry’s chest, her hand resting on his stomach as her thumb caressed the soft skin there. He worked out quite often and was in great shape, but she loved that he had a little bit of a belly.
“What would the world think if they knew Harry Styles had a dad bod?” Y/n murmured, giving him a soft pinch.
“Hey,” Harry replied, but wasn’t actually offended. “You love this body.”
“I do.”
Tipping her head up, she kissed him, sighing against the comfortable slide of his lips against hers. She was about to rest her head back on his chest when there was movement from the crib and a soft cry.
Shimmying into a pair of pants, Harry went over to the crib and picked up Simone. “Just this once,” he said, laying her down between him and Y/n, who didn’t hesitate to take her into her arms. In seconds, Simone was fast asleep, her cheek squished up against Y/n’s shoulder.
“Perfect,” she heard Harry whisper before his arm snaked over Y/n’s waist. Simone’s hand subconsciously reached for Harry, latching onto his hair. He kissed her cheek once before resting his head on his pillow once more before falling asleep, savoring the peace he felt of sleeping with his family in his arms.
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catindabag · 5 months
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TBOSAS on Crack!AU: ✨The Fave Banned Songs of The 24 OG Mentors✨
A friend of mine asked me to list the Mentors’ favorite banned (100% illegal in Panem) songs in my TBOSAS Crack!AU.
So here they are:
1. Coriolanus Snow (Sugar Baby Era)
Snow On The Beach by T. Swift & Lana
Radio by Lana Del Rey
Careless Whisper by George Michael
Bloom by Troye Sivan (For Sejanus)
“Sl*t!” By Taylor Swift (For Sejanus)
2. Sejanus Plinth (Sugar Daddy Era)
Beautiful People by Ed Sheeran
Jenny by Studio Killers (For Coryo)
Lover by Taylor Swift (For Coryo)
Hey Blondie by Dominic Fike (For Coryo)
Ride by SoMo (For Coryo)
3. Festus Creed (Dumpster Fire Era)
We Can’t Stop by Miley Cyrus
Last Friday Night by Katy Perry
All Star by Smash Mouth
Honeypie by JAWNY
Chicken Nugget Dreamland by Parry Grip
4. Lysistrata Vickers (Crazy Fangirl Era)
Wannabe by Spice Girls
Barbie Dreams by FIFTY FIFTY, Kaliii
Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles
Starman by David Bowie
Groupie by Cate
5. Felix Ravinstill (Class President Era)
Under Pressure by Queen, David Bowie
Touchy Feely Fool by AJR
The Hype by Twenty One Pilots
Kingdom Come by Jon Bellion
This is What Makes Us Girls by Lana
6. Persephone Price (Unhinged Lover Era)
Candy by Unknown Brain
Crush by Tessa Violet
Sweet But Psycho by Ava Max
I Really Like You by Carly Rae Jepsen
7. Clemensia Dovecote (Friend-zoned Era)
Still Into You by Paramore
Your Type by Carly Rae Jepsen
Midnight Love by Girl in Red
Mr. Lonely by Bobby Vinton
8. Livia Cardew (Rich Queen Era)
7 Rings by Ariana Grande
Material Girl by Madonna
Barbie World by Nicki Minaj, Ice Spice
9. Androcles Anderson (Sneaky Sneak Era)
Stand Up by One Direction
Cake By The Ocean by DNCE
Drive By by Train
Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson
10. Hilarius Heavensbee (Disowned Clown Era)
Birthday Party by AJR
Sad Happy by Circa Waves
SugarCrash! By ElyOtto
Thomas Theme by Thomas & Friends
11. Palmyra Monty (Chef on Crack Era)
Cooking by The Book by Lazy Town
Raining Tacos by Parry Grip
Fruit Salad by The Wiggles
Krusty Krab by Trap Remix
12. Apollo Ring (Sunshine Boi Era)
Oh Potato Dog by Parry Grip
Sunroof by Nicky Youre, Dazy
Sunkissed by Khai Dreams
Come On Eileen by Dexys M.R
13. Diana Ring (Pastel Peach Era)
Rainbow Magic by Rosanna Pansino
Cupid by FIFTY FIFTY (Twin Ver.)
Penguin On Me by Schmoyoho
My Little Pony Theme by My Little Pony
14. Vipsania Sickle (Gym Gal Era)
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! By ABBA
Eye of The Tiger by Survivor
YMCA by Village People
15. Gaius Breen (Hype Man Era)
Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson, Bruno Mars
The Nights by Avicii
Stereo Hearts by Gym Class Heroes
16. Dennis Fling (Trader Joe’s Era)
Billionaire by Travis McCoy, Bruno Mars
Money, Money, Money by ABBA
MONEY by LISA
17. Pliny Harrington (Sleepy Dawg Era)
The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars
Some Nights by Fun
Saturday by Twenty One Pilots
18. Domitia Whimsiwick (Farm Gal Era)
Everything She Ain’t by Hailey Whitters
If You Go Down by Kelsea Ballerini
WWDD by Lainey Wilson
Biscuits by Kacey Musgraves
19. Urban Canville (Exploding Man Era)
World’s Smallest Violin by AJR
All Time Low by Jon Bellion
When I was Done Dying by Dan Deacon
The Pi Song by AsapSCIENCE
20. Io Jasper (Nerd in Love Era)
Boys by Charli XCX
What Lovers Do by Maroon 5, SZA
Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen
The Science Love Song by AsapSCIENCE
21. Florus Friend (Introvert on Stage Era)
Dreamland by Glass Animals
Loretta by Ginger Root
Herp De Derp by Schmoyoho
22. Iphigenia Moss (Rebellious Diet Era)
Boom Clap by Charli XCX
Popular Song by MIKA, Ariana Grande
Prom Dress by mxmtoon
23. Juno Phipps (Royal Baby Girl Era)
Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani, Eve
Dance The Night by Dua Lipa
California Gurls by Katy Perry
24. Arachne Crane (Screeching Banshee Era)
Beautiful Trauma by P!nk
Super Bass by Nicki Minaj
Primadonna by MARINA
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hlficlibrary · 11 months
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HL FIC LIBRARY ✤ AUTHOR REC
AO3: haztobegood
Tumblr: @haztobegood
STATS:
✤ Number of fics: 66
✤ Posting Since: 2018
TOP 5 FICS:
1️⃣ Nailed By Louis (E, 6k)
It had started as a joke, just two months earlier. Louis had tried to make recipe from HarrySizzles Instagram account. It looked doable: no strange ingredients, no scary kitchen machinery. Just a simple layered lettuce salad. The result had been catastrophic. His friends had laughed so hard at the disgusting appearance of his salad, and after a few drinks, Louis had been convinced to start his own Instagram to track his food failures.
2️⃣ Not Another Lonely Christmas (E, 8k)
Harry should be more nervous that he’s bringing a literal stranger to meet his extended family, but he figures it can’t be much more awkward than Aunt Sharon’s Christmas parties usually are. Instead, he’s looking forward to having an extra person to buffer the conversation.
A knock comes one minute after eleven. He lets out the breath and opens the door. “Hi there— Louis?!”
Or, the one where the friend Niall sets up as Harry's fake boyfriend turns out to be Gemma's best friend Louis
3️⃣ All That You Need (E, 2k)
Pre-heat was always one of Harry’s favorite times to spend with Louis. It was a time to rest up and indulge in extra cuddles, like basking in a ray of sunshine before having to dive off the deep end. Louis lavishes him with tender touches and soft kisses. Harry wants to savor this time as long as possible. The unquenchable need will come later, but for now, his desires are simple. He just needed to be closer to his alpha. As close as possible.
4️⃣ The Prince and The YouTuber (E, 12k)
The Annual Rosendal Spring Gala hosted by the Royal Family is the most prestigious fundraiser in the country. When a problem with the honorary foundation arises, Crown Prince Louis Tomlinson must pick a new worthy foundation on short notice. He discovers the perfect replacement in an unlikely place, while watching his favorite YouTuber, Harrysparkles.
5️⃣ Take on Me (E, 60k)
Actor Harry Styles is preparing for his next leading role as Antonius the Gladiator with the help of Louis Tomlinson, Hollywood’s top stunt coordinator. When the demands of Harry’s career get in the way of their training, the pair head to a secluded cabin to complete their training. Then, Louis begins to share senses with Harry. What is causing this mysterious connection and can Louis and Harry figure out how to stop it before they leave the cabin?
HIDDEN GEM:
💎 Stole My Heart (NR, 2k)
“Oh my god, Niall.” The door slams shut as Harry rushes into the flat. He’s still panting from his rush to get away from the scene of his crime. “You won’t believe what just happened!”
Niall is sitting on the couch in their tiny living room. He looks up from his laptop. “What happened?”
“The worst thing. I’ll never recover. I just reached into a box of free samples outside that new chicken restaurant. Only it wasn’t free samples. It was a man. Holding a box of chicken nuggets. His chicken nuggets. I stole this man’s food, Niall!”
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Lady C Tea YouTube 1/4/23 (a few nuggets paraphrased by me) by u/daisybeach23
Lady C Tea YouTube 1/4/23 (a few nuggets paraphrased by me) Greetings from Castle Goring,Lady C, did you know that Saint Meghan of Nothing has been given the boot by WME? I’ve been trying to say for a while now that she is on very thin ice. I don’t think she has been completely cut off from them. She is not listed on their main website (which features many A-List talents) but she is listed on their separate website for their speakers bureau. I think what people are noticing is that WME has not been able to find Megsy baby any work.Lady C reads out a comment from a viewer because she loves it so much: “Truth Hertz”Lady C, I think this is all Meghan’s idea. I think Harry would prefer to go places incognito. I think you are right. Harry thrills at the idea that paparazzi are always chasing him, but I don’t think he calls them. Lady C begins her parody of Meghan calling up a paparazzi and telling him she’ll be at a car park at 9:47am wearing stress patches and the hair of Turkish virgins.Lady C, none of this had to happen. I believe the Queen wanted Harry and Meghan to leave Royal Duties with no drama. I think they had the full support of the Queen until they started telling lies about not receiving financial support which was proven not true. I believe Charles discontinued all financial support when he realized his money was being used for PR to attack family. All of this is interestingly observed because Queen Elizabeth II was ambushed by Harry and Meghan. They did what Diana did and used public statements in the media to create scenarios for their benefit. The Queen was given 20 minutes notice before Harry and Meghan made their public announcement. The Queen wanted Harry to be happy. She did not want them to leave but told them if you want to leave, we will find a way to make it work. Harry would have gone along with the Queen’s proposal no problem, but Meghan was the one who wanted to be free of the family but also wanted her photo op moments also. And Meghan in her dumb, clack cack handed, unsophisticated, hustler style didn’t understand that what people wanted to buy was gold, stardust, glamour laced with grit. Nobody wanted their brand of trashing family and venom. She got away with trashing her own family so she thought she could get away with trashing the Royal Family. Instead, she unmasked herself.Lady C, how soon will lack of finances push them back to Buckingham Palace? It’s not really if there is a need from them, it is whether anybody wants them back. My understanding is aside from the King, nobody wants to see them. The King has hopes that a miracle will occur. He genuinely believes in God and he believes in miracles and perhaps he thinks he will be the beneficiary of one. I do not see them coming back. Not in the short term. Not knowing what is coming down the line this year. Let me put it that way. And to those of you who say that I have said things will happen that haven’t happened yet – don’t you think enough has already happened? And for those of you who are so dissatisfied that the final curtain has not fallen, a curtain is falling later this year. And no. I am not prepared to say what it is. And for those of you who say I am just spinning a yarn, what can I say? You must follow your instinct; I am not trying to convince you of anything. I do not see Harry and Meghan returning in the foreseeable future and if some have their way, not ever.Lady C affirms her opinion that Harry does not qualify as an internationally protected person. IPPLady C talks about how Meghan and Harry have deserted their paternal families. Of the maternal side she says, “It could be argued that one mother is dead and the other never lived at all. That may be too obscure. Let me put it this way. What are things that have never lived? One thing is for sure. They are pretty heartless.”Toodles Sinners!​ post link: https://ift.tt/tmjq0kf author: daisybeach23 submitted: January 06, 2024 at 05:17PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit
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Uh oh! MC and nugget and their selected Ro is forced to go on a road trip what kind of music will the ro choose being the lucky person to be seated in the passenger seat
(bonus you can add what music ro would listen to by themselves or just being in the car with mc without kid)
Oh, I'm not really good with music so... I'll do the one without Nugget in the car. 😅
Green: Love story-Taylor Swift.
Fiffer: I'm Blue-Dj Alex Man, Dj Diac, Haluna
Mattos: Watermelon Sugar-Harry Styles
Monroe: Best day of my life-American Authors.
Barlow: A sky full of stars-Coldplay
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aquamonstra · 5 months
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Suddenly feeling very indignant that the Voyager crew had to get flung into the Delta quadrant so they don't get to ever properly rendezvous with the Enterprise because I feel in my heart that THEY DESERVE TO SO MUCH, THESE PRECIOUS SPACE CHICKEN NUGGETS
Like you KNOW Janeway would have jumped on Riker. That 5 min preview Q gave her was NOT ENOUGH 😂
And B'Elanna already has SUCH heart eyes for Data and she and Geordi might butt head for 2 seconds before having that same kind of engineering bonding moment she had with Janeway.
Worf and Tuvok would be best friends. Hands down. Immediate respect. They would sit in stern silence and hardly every speak other than to stoically debate the best martial arts styles and the merits of Klingon vs Vulcan opera, but still. Best friends.
Tom and Harry would end up forming a lil friend gang with Geordi, Data, and Barclay and combine forces to design the most insane holodeck adventures. Shit that makes your your favorite PS5 games feel like Pong.
Chakotay and Picard would totally bond over discussing archaeology and anthropology. You can find them in the lab analyzing pottery or going over tribal musical pieces that Picard is trying to learn on his flute.
The Doctor would just get totally fawned over by Barclay, and he'd probably rub Bev the wrong way at first but then earn her respect hard and fast the more they get to know each other. Also the Doctor absolutely developes a crush on Deanna.
And speaking of Deanna, she would LOVE the hell outta both Kes and Neelix. She'd bond with Kes over the similarities of their abilities and go nuts consulting with Neelix about different crew morale activities she could incorporate aboard the Enterprise.
And on that note, Neelix and Guinan would totally team up to throw the BEST Ten Forward parties 🙌🙌🙌
**i promise this is not Seven of Nine erasure i'm just only in season 2 of Voyager and haven't met her yet pls don't get mad at me i promise i'll come back and update this as soon as i get to know her character**
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haztobegood · 1 year
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Stole My Heart by haztobegood
Pairing: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson Rating: NR Words: 2.8k Summary: “Oh my god, Niall.” The door slams shut as Harry rushes into the flat. He’s still panting from his rush to get away from the scene of his crime. “You won’t believe what just happened!”
Niall is sitting on the couch in their tiny living room. He looks up from his laptop. “What happened?”
“The worst thing. I’ll never recover. I just reached into a box of free samples outside that new chicken restaurant. Only it wasn’t free samples. It was a man. Holding a box of chicken nuggets. His chicken nuggets. I stole this man’s food, Niall!”
Written for @allwaswell16​ for a secret santa gift exchange!
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enchantedlandcoffee · 3 months
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Oh god, I have the stability of a chicken nugget right now, not a Renaissance of Chickengate pls 🙏 anyway, do you have some good comfort fic recs for crying one's left lung out?
Hopefully chickengate doesn't make a reappearance anon 😅 But I can definitely give you some comfort fic recs (with some cheeky self promo as well). Hope you feel better soon 🥰
Station 28 by @justahappycloud
Some people meet by accident. Two unassuming worlds that weren’t supposed to even graze each other clash, and in an unexpected twist of destiny, they fuse into one. It’s destructive. It’s life changing. It’s, unequivocally, a complete and utter mess. Darling, you are my favourite accident by far.
hope we grow old but we never grow up by @enchantedlandcoffee
But Niall was convinced that Harry couldn't like him back, that just wouldn't make sense. Both of them couldn't be that oblivious to how the other one felt. …Right? So he did the only logical thing his 17 year old self could think of. He flirted back.
you were in my dream by @harruandlou
or Louis woke up after having a sexy dream about his best friend’s boyfriend’s best friend resolved to never think about it again. He hardly knew Harry, so what difference would it make? But when they are thrown together only a few days later, Louis had to admit, his subconscious might have been onto something.
now i know what a fool i've been by @28goldens
harry and louis had one really bad date last year. now theyre snowed in at zayn’s family’s cabin alone the days leading up to christmas and louis’ brithday. can they make up or will this be their last christmas together?
Court Wine by @enchantedlandcoffee and @red-pandaaa
OR after a misunderstanding during a scrabble game, Alpha Louis starts courting Omega Harry without the latter being aware of it.
Those Early Mornings by @wishingforloushair
Harry can set his clock by the beaten up red car that drives past his house every morning - in fact he basically has. But one morning he realises the car hasn’t come, and he’s now running late. In his rush to get out the door for work, he crashes into the owner of the red car, a record shop owner called Louis, who begs him for a lift to the station as his car has broken down. The initial attraction is undeniable.
Never Be by cherrystreet
The one where Harry Styles moves to Connecticut from England for nine months as a part of a study abroad program, and he just so happens to move in with Louis Tomlinson and family.
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gumballavocadoharry · 11 months
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Harry and River;
Showtime:
Tonight was the night of River's school play. It was a 'Hey diddle, diddle' production and River was cast as the spoon. I knew River was excited as he had been practicing all week. I was so excited for him; texting everyone I knew: Mitch, Sara, Gemma and Mom about River's opening night.
"Daddy, can rexie come too? He's excited and he wants to wear his bone tuxedo," River had that little slur to his words, as he was still learning how to punctuate them. I shook my head with slight amusement, "No baby, but I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear all about it once you get back home." River furrowed his eyebrows in slight disappointment. But his eyes glistened again upon remembering it was almost time to get dressed.
I had secretly bought some flowers for River, like what all great performers get after their show. I was going to give it to him backstage after the play.
"We have to go, daddy!" He said, dashing up the stairs. I myself followed closely behind in putting on a dress shirt and pants. "Ready?" I yelled to River from the hallway. "Here I am!" He came out in a dress shirt and dress pants as well, jumping giddly around the house. "Oh, I can't wait rivie, I bet you're gonna be the top of your class with your acting skills,"
"Thank you daddy!" River skipped to the car.
The drive was anticipating. I was nervous that River would get stage fright or that he would mess up his lines and I didn't want him to get embarrassed on stage. But River practiced his lines, even in the backseat of the car. Once we arrived at the preschool, River was assigned to go to a certain door behind the stage to get ready.
"See you after the show daddy!" He said, rushing off. "Have fun my little nugget!" The little brunette boy ran to his teacher, who was ushering the kids towards the door. I trollied inside the auditorium, where the rest of the parents were sitting or mingling with each other. I talked to a few parents before taking a seat close to the front with my video camera.
"Hello everyone, take your seats as the show will start in just a couple minutes." The teacher announced. She ran backstage to check on the kids; giggles could be heard from behind the big bulky curtain. A smile crept up on my face hearing the little laughs of children, especially River's. "The show will now begin."
The music started and the curtain slowly rose. The cat and his fiddle were the first to take the stage, followed by the cow and the moon. And then the dish and spoon (River) were on, and that's when I started filming. "That's m'boy! The little spoon is my baby boy!" River looked adorable in his spoon costume along with his co-star who was wearing a giant plate.
Once the play ended, the curtains closed and the audience clapped. The kids and teacher took a bow. I clapped the loudest, whistling with my fingers. "I love you River!" I called, amongst the cheering crowd. I ran backstage and gave River the flowers as he was changing into his regular clothes. "You were amazing! Can I have your autograph Mr. River Styles?" He giggled, before taking the pen I lended him and signed my arm. I plopped a kiss on his cheek and gave River a big hug.
"What if I become a big actor one day and travel all over the world?!" He squealed, excitedly.
"I'll still be so proud of you! But.....take daddy with you and remember to look both ways before crossing the street, oh and hold my hand." I giggled, before smooching him with another kiss on his cheek. "Looks like you've got a number one fan River!" Ms. Dellwinger laughed. River's cheeks blushed once he noticed a girl with redish hair staring back at him smiling.
"You know her?" I asked, "Yeah, that's Hayley." River's voice drifted. I shook my head with a permanent smirk on my face before handing River off to talk to her.
"Let's go home now bud, we have dinner remember?" "Oh yeah! We're going to pizza hut!"
We ended the night with one of River's favorite meals as a celebration for a job well done on his play. And I couldn't be more proud of him.
*Sorry if this one isn't my greatest*
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sl0wdiver · 2 years
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footballers as flatmates/roommates headcanon
(imagining them as people with normal jobs + lives btw)
aaron ramsdale - domestic goddess, aggressive style. almost too happy to be cleaning. sets out a fucking cleaning rota for gods sake. drives everyone a bit nuts but whenever you have friends over they always say how nice your house is. has literally the loudest phone calls ever.
kieran tierney - quite content to watch netflix all evening every day of the week. always drinking vodka cokes at pres/party nights. folds his clothes as soon as they’re dry cause he knows his mum would give him a bollocking otherwise. attempts to cook - it sometimes works out. if in doubt, chicken nuggets at least 3 days a week.
michail antonio - house daddy. that man has that kitchen on lockdown. he goes in and comes out with the most insanely good food every single damn time. a complete hoot on nights out. rips the living piss out of everyone but life without him just wouldn’t be right.
ruben dias - quite possibly the most sensible flatmate to live with. amazingly consistent sleep schedule. always asks the group chat ahead of time if he can bring a date over. he is gymming/toning/working out about 23 hours a day mind you. at least he plays his workout music through his headphones.
jarrod bowen - the most reliable housemate ever. bills always paid on time. always down for a late night trip to big tesco. will play playstation with you until 4am. one word answers to anything in the house groupchat - “haha”, “lol”, “yeah”. but, will have the best dmcs with you in the garden when there’s a party.
mason mount - loves it when something breaks cause it means he gets to fix something. cooking skills are hardly world class michelin star restaurant level but he pulls out something every so often that surprises you. always planning what the flat is doing friday and saturday night. 
declan rice - believes the antibac wipe can do anything. tells you about all the great discounts he found at wilko today when you get off work. gets waaaay too into the film on flat movie night and cries. hogs the telly whenever there's a golf tournament on. always tries to get a dancefloor going whenever there’s a house party.
martin ødegaard - friendliest face in the house. his room is a marvel of scandi couture. he pretends it's minimalism but it's just ikea's posh range (and that's no bad thing). everyone thinks he's chill cause he likes reading and coffee paraphernalia but he hides a dark secret of playing THE WORST music at houseparties. hugging a cushion/blanket/djungleskog/himself throughout flat movie night.
tammy abraham - interior decor off the scales. the flat is literally glowing with his presence. the throws in the lounge are gorgeous. will defo have the loudest conversation with your flatmates right when you’re just tryna sleep but it’s all worth it. gets the tunes on as soon as he knows everyone is up.
harry kane - definitely in charge of all the bills. whenever he’s on the phone it’s usually because he’s chasing up some utilities company. this man is a provider. he cooks for everyone. wants everyone to be home for tea at the same time so “we can chat and catch up”. 
ben chilwell - has the nicest candle collection of anyone in the flat. loves a good houseplant. his dog is the glue that holds the flat together. interior decor choices are questionable but it’s passable. takes his meetings in literally every room whenever he’s working from home.
jadon sancho - panics over any house maintenance or any time he has to set the heating. “nah i can’t get it to work i’ve got no idea” he says to the thermostat. his vibe is always super chill tho, always has his door open and is never in the shower for too long. 
kai havertz - if he hasn't already got a house pet, he's strategising how to get one. rarely seen without a hoodie on. definitely rocking the flat's best comfy clothes collection. keeps to himself mainly but at least he doesn't cause any flat drama.
kostas tsimikas - i'm literally not even sure the boy knows how to clean. sleeps in til 2pm and never tells you his plans. will be out of the house for 36 hours and never answers his phone. the greek food he cooks tho? to die for. always ensures there is yoghurt in the fridge.
jack grealish - an unhinged experience. 35 minutes of hair drying everytime he has a shower, which in turn are the longest showers you’ve ever seen someone have. will cook the most astonishingly messy meal and ruin all the pans. secretly quite organised and always gets to work on time.
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