#harry potter and the lack of lamb sauce
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Summary: Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
Author: @imagitory
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I'm yet to finish reading "Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce", but I can tell you right now it deserves every bit of hype it gets and is one of the single most enjoyable fanfictions I've ever read. It's 99 chapters of considerable length, and the QUALITY of the writing is just- *chef's kiss*.
This story is not only of high quality and enjoyable to read, but it also actively seeks to correct many of the problematic things people often complain about in the books. If you love Harry Potter and would like to see Gordon Ramsey be an absolute sweetheart to his students and then turn around and scream at Albus Dumbledore for being an irresponsible Headmaster and a toxic git, then THIS is the fic for you!
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I just found a good Harry Potter fic from Pinterest! I can't believe it. Half the time I can't find what some pins are talking about or their Tumblr blogs, so I was surprised when I found the fic on ao3. It is called Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb sauce. It is pretty good so far and I am so grateful that I finally watched the Harry Potter Series, now I can read the fics.
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Today I just read a 99 chapter fanfic on Gordon Ramsey being a Potions Professor at Hogwarts,
I have three projects for college due tomorrow, and THIS is what I’m doing with my afternoon.
#gordon ramsay#harry potter#fanfic#why do i keep doing this#Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce#ao3
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Cho, being the logical one of the two of them, had not called it love, at the start. Even back then, she knew they were just children – love was something adults did, so what they had had to be just a crush. But Cedric had known. He'd been wiser than her, even though she was in Ravenclaw and he was in Hufflepuff. So when he asked her on their first real date in her third year, Cho had tried putting on the brakes – what if it ruined their friendship forever?
Cedric had laughed that off effortlessly.
"Cho…you know me better than anyone in the world," he had said to her, grinning from ear to ear. "Do you think you could ever bring yourself to hate me?"
And once she thought, she realized…no. Nothing Cedric could ever do – nothing he would ever do – could ever make her stop caring about him. And she didn't even need to answer out loud, for Cedric knew her just as well as she knew him, and had already known what her response would be.
Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce, a Harry Potter fanfiction by imagitory.
Read it on AO3
#quotes#harry potter and the lack of lamb sauce#harry potter#fanfic#fanfiction#ao3#archive of our own#imagitory#love
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Doing this tag game that I nabbed from @gallawitchxx
Hope you don't mind!!! 😭
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name: ya'll can call me Barbie (those internet safety lessons from middle school are still too far drilled into my brain to feel safe sharing my legal name online 😭)
zodiac sign: Virgo
personality type (enneagram, Myers Briggs, or both): INFP (aka Kermit the Frog, Barbie as Rapunzel, J.R.R. Tolkien, and C.S. Lewis :D)
before we hit the road, what snacks are you bringing along on this trip? - probably gum because I hate snacking, and a little silly drink. We are gonna have to stop somewhere so I can demolish a sandwich though
navigator gets to pick the music so what song are you turning on? - The Rainbow Connection from The Muppet Movie
what universe from a fantasy TV show would you like to visit? - Dragons: Race to the Edge, and I'm bringing a dragon home :D
and what about a fantasy movie? - Probably something from OG Barbie, like Swan Lake or Diamond Castle
okay, how about sci-fi TV shows? - hmmmmm maybe Doctor Who? That's a classic. Otherwise Futurama. I also have a place in my heart for The Walking Dead but there is no way I'm WILLINGLY choosing that life. 😭
Sci-fi movie universe? - Guardians of the Galaxy for sure.
any other TV show or movie universes you'd like to swing by before we move on? - Shameless. I don't think any of the characters would like me, but I'd make a good effort. Also, it's not a movie or TV show, but I'd love to wander around the Life is Strange universe for a bit. Maybe a little time in the Lord of Rings universe too. ☺️
okay hold on to your butts we're switching gears to the fanfic universes. Tell me which fanfic universe we're visiting first? -
The way the author expanded everything so well is just 🤌🏻
cool, do you have one more you'd like to stop at before we head home? -
The way I'd visit that diner so fucking fast 🏃🏻♀️💨
alright, on our way out of fanfic land you get to snag some tropes to bring home and apply to your own life, think fast!
soulmates//domestic love//slow burn//angst with a happy ending//inspired by Lana Del Rey 😏//slice of life//found family//idiots falling in love//
wow, okay, hope those tropes work out for you!! our adventure has finally come to an end, where in the world am I dropping you off? - in the Midwest, because I am a true Midwest emo bitch 🤘🏻
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Yay!!! This was my first little tag game. I hope I did everything right???
I'm just going to tag the last couple mutuals that have interacted with my blog, as to avoid the anxiety-inducing crisis of having to choose. :D
@emmasmuse @carlgallagerswife @m4ndysk4nkovich @l0st4l1fe @lacypinkribbons
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So I started reading this...
In which Gordon Ramsey is Harry's potions professor for year six. I'll let you know how it goes 🍿
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Five (5) Harry Potter (trans rights) fics to read before you die
That’s right I’m talking about the series written by that stupid fucking transphobe. Harry Potter defined so much of my childhood and growing up as a fan and also realizing that I’m trans was a really difficult experience for me. It kills me that something that used to bring me so much joy is now tainted by the author’s awfulness. Not to say the series isn’t without its inherent problems like the antisemitism, the weird slavery attitude, the disgusting fatphobia, and general homophobia.
Personally, I don’t consider anything outside the books to be canon; this gives me so much more breathing room as a fan to imagine a better wizarding world. Basically, if that bloody TERF had to specify it outside the books then I don’t care – she could have written it in but chose not to, once the book is out there EVERY interpretation becomes valid and if I decide that everyone was trans and also banging each other then I get to do that. Get fucked Joanne.
That TERF has also tried to sue fan works in the past and has said quite a bit about how much she dislikes fanfiction. But you see, I already want to upset her so I will be continuing to enjoy these fanworks that were, in some way, a great source of joy for me, something comforting in a world that seems to get more and more complicated and cruel every day. So this is a countdown of the five Harry Potter fics I recommend to everyone. You don’t have to agree with my list, but I just wanted to put it out there because it’s been on my mind lately.
5. My Immortal by “Tara Gillespie or XXXbloodyrists666XXX”: It’s the OG bad fanfic you have to read it to appreciate how awful it is. You don’t have to finish it, but you do have to cry limpid tears over it. Rated M on fanfiction.net CW for really extraordinarily bad writing, mentions of self harm and suicide, pedophilia, underage sex, and did I mention really really bad writing.
4. Turn by Saras_Girl This is THE Drarry fic. It looks at how one small change can have ramifications over time so if you’re a fan of the butterfly effect this is the fic for you. Rated E for sex scenes and mental health struggles. Technically canon compliant all the way to the epilogue but like, not.
3. Oh God Not Again! By Sarah1281 This is objectively the funniest fic written for this series. Adult Harry sassing everyone in sight is a fucking hoot. If you loved sassy Harry this one’s for you. Harry is accidentally sent back to his 11th birthday in 1991 at the age of 23 trapped in his 11 year old body but with all his memories and he apparently does not give a single fuck. Rated G but with trigger warning for canon-typical murder and violence, child endangerment, and sass so good it burns you through the screen.
2. Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory AKA the Gordon Ramsay fic. Yes, instead of Slughorn coming to teach potions in the Half-Blood Prince, its Gordon Fucking Ramsay and he has a bone to pick with Dumbledore about watching all this child abuse and doing nothing about it. It’s also Ron-centric which is so important because a lot of the fandom tends to characterize Ron as a horrible person when he’s the first person who saw past what Harry is to WHO Harry is and his strength in owning up when he does the wrong thing is actually very important to the series. Rated G, follows the canon ships, very very well written.
And finally . . .
1. Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign. You can keep your ‘The Shoebox Project’ and your ‘All the Young Dudes’ THIS is the Marauders fic for me. It is just so perfect in the way it develops not just Remus and Sirius but also James, Lily, Peter, Frank, Alice, Marlene, Dorcas, Mary and heaps of others. It made me care about the OCs! Its is a Wolfstar fic with background Jily and it is the greatest. It balances the angst and the fluff and as far as I’m concerned is canon compliant. This FEELS like a Harry Potter story, just with the way the narrative goes and it sucks you in so quickly with one of the best opening lines:
“Remus had always thought of memories as being like framed photographs on a shelf. Most of them were placed in the sun and faded over time. Sometimes the colour faded, leaving only a vague sense of the time; the outlines of a memory that changed a little with retelling. Sometimes it was the outlines that faded so the colour remained in bright, vivid blurs – a real sense of the time but no details.”
This fic will break you and then put you back together. It is rated M for sex in later chapters, quite a bit of violence, child endangerment, and mental health struggles. If you’re someone who is squicked by underage sex between two consenting teenagers or just not into sex in fanfic in general you can skip the sex scenes as they do not generally contain any plot.
PS Thanks for reading the whole thing! Trans Rights!
#harry potter#fanfiction#jk rowling sucks shit#jambirambles#drarry#wolfstar#hp#trans motherfucking rights
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That Harry Potter with Gordon Ramsay fanfic is called Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce, on AO3, and it actually may unironically be my favourite HP fic that I've read! XD
The author took what should be a crack concept, and actually made a good story out of it! There's character development and OCs that actually have three-dimensional personalities that make you care about them. And, of course, you've gotta have a cooking competition in a fic with Gordon Ramsay in it: introducing MagicChef Junior! (Puns!) XD
Also, the story gets kinda dark as it gets into the Deathly Hallows plot, and dives into Voldemort and his follower's completely screwed up ideologies, with some really awful human beings in their mix (and I mean awful, you can't wait for their comeuppance), both canon and original.
So yeah, I couldn't put it down until I finished it! XD
MagicChef Junior, lmao, that's a really good pun!! I absolutely love crack taken seriously and well developed OCs, so that sounds great.
I haven't ever read a HP book or fic, and thus I have no idea of the plot, but it's always cool to see stories tackling the original plotlines and adding onto them. Really happy you had fun with it :D
#i know the characters from seeing them mentioned around the net though#but that's it xD#answered#flashoneonetwo
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Directors cut! Directors cut!
I’d like to give you a 🌟 for the most original and hilarious fic I’ve ever read. You know the one I mean. It’s so good, it’s
XDDD Awww, honey!!! You are too much! 💛
⭐ Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce
This fic, in the beginning, was only a one-shot based on a Tumblr prompt, which ended up getting such overwhelmingly positive feedback that it prompted two sequel one-shots and finally a whole fic. Chapter Three: The Confrontation was the second of those two sequel one-shots, and it by far is the funniest chapter in the story. But hey, with Gordon Ramsay yelling at Snape for how he treated Neville and his other students all those years in it, that's not entirely surprising. One of my fondest memories regarding this chapter, though, was how one day at work, I was asked by some of my coworkers on a break to actually read aloud from it. I'd been telling them I wrote Harry Potter fanfiction and somehow felt ballsy enough to admit what exactly I had been working on at the time, and hearing "Gordon Ramsay at Hogwarts" was all those coworkers needed. So I read "the confrontation" itself for them...and the entire thing turned into me acting out the scene in these two's voices while my coworkers were roaring with laughter and going "OHHHHH" at all the right moments. (It sounded a little like this.) 😂
Director's Cut Ask! // Read this way-too-long trainwreck here!
#ask me#director's cut ask#harry potter and the lack of lamb sauce#analysis#can I also just say how funny I always find it when I get pro-snape reviewers assuming ramsay's a mouthpiece?#like honestly snape gets in some good hits on ramsay in this fight#ramsay is just one perspective in this story here he doesn't speak for me#even though yes snape deserved being told to 'f*** off' for putting down neville :I
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No-one's spent at least 10 hours today reading a rewrite of Harry Potter 6 and 7 that's almost the same length as the two of them, nope, no-one would do that....
In unrelated news, if anyone would like to read a really incredible - and I do mean that - rewrite of HBP and DH which twists a heart-wrenching narrative about the terrible things that happened during Voldemort's season in power yet also includes Gordon Ramsay yelling at Snape for being a terrible teacher, then boy, do I have a recommendation for you.
It starts off a bit slow, but 6th year is nonetheless pretty heart-warming stuff a lot of the time, and it pays back in dividends once you hit August 1st 1997. I’m honestly out of breath from holding it so much during the last ten chapters.
#not supernatural#harry potter#fic recs#HONESTLY THOUGH#I CAN'T EVEN#also it has actual lgbt+ rep#fanfiction is the best#harry potter and the lack of lamb sauce
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The Slytherin Competitors ~ Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce
From left to right: Daphne Greengrass, Bridget Jaheem, Millicent Bulstrode
Made in Djarn’s Piccrew
#I really need to stop procrastinating on my thesis#but I also really really like this piccrew#can will and already did spend hours on it#slytherin#hp#e1 piccrew#djarn's piccrew#hpatlols#daphne greengrass#bridget jaheem#millicent bulstrode#harry potter and the lack of lamb sauce#hpatlols characters
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Amazing fanfic from @imagitory!! I can't stop reading it! It takes place during Harry’s 6th Year and has Chef Gordon Ramsey (wizard) replacing Slughorn as Potions Professor. I started reading it, fully expecting it to be a purely humorous journey, but it is so much more than that. I am not good at blurbs... I tend to spoil, so I will leave it at this. Read it people, if you love HP and miss being in the Wizarding World then this is the fic for you.
#hp#fanfiction#hpfanfic#harry potter fanfic rec#harry potter and the lack of lamb sauce#highly recommend
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Fic premise that sounds like you: Gordon Ramsay in famous fictional settings, as well as The Old Guard Fluff (amongst other things) 😁
Well, I did make a podfic and a translation of a Gordon Ramsay fic xD never wrote any rpf myself though...
As for The Old Guard, I think I wrote 99% Andromaquynh fluff these past months, so that one's definitely correct!
Thanks for the ask! <3
Fic premise ask | send me prompts
#ask the blogger#answered#banashee#nov'20#fic premise ask#fanfic ask#24.11.20#link#ao3#lilo writes#fanfic#personal 2020#mine#not f#non anon#andromaquynh#the old guard#gordon ramsay#harry potter and the lack of lamb sauce#hpatlols#tog#x
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Do y’all mind me scrapping Harry Potter books 6 & 7 and proposing Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory as the new canon instead?
No?
Great, thanks!
#harry potter#harry potter and the lack of lamb sauce#gordon ramsay#harry potter and the half-blood prince#harry potter and the deathly hallows#i have seriosuly never read anything better thna this#my mind was blown by EVERYTHING this wonderful person wrote#i sincerely encourage you all to read it#seriously#you will not be disappointed#maybe i'm a little late to the party and everyone has already read it#but#i don't care#read it
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