coworker asks "hey how are u" and I give them the casual "I'm alright, how are you" and they decide to be cheeky and give me the "just alright? Not excellent? Hahaha" and in my head my response is "I am on day four of my full time week, do you know how big the world is? It is vast and beautiful and that's because Hell is small. If damnation comes for us both it will be a cage" but what I tell them is "it's friday, Carl"
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yes, yes i know edgeworth’s big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated us all, but listen. listen.
phoenix wright
phoenix “genuinely unable to reconcile the girl on the stand with the girl he dated for eight months, a cognitive dissonance so profound it’s ultimately explained by them being literally two different people, but which he first sits with for five years and does not talk about at any point to anyone” wright
phoenix “don’t mention that name to me. i don’t want to talk about it. i don’t want to think about it. i am just going to keep myself in this state of perpetual crisis mode focus on other people’s problems until eventually i die and get to hang out with mia on the astral plane and never have to deal with any of these emotions ever again” wright
phoenix “overnight loses his career and reputation and sense of identity while gaining an adopted, probably pretty traumatized eight-year-old daughter, and rather than leaning on his friends for help, or getting therapy, or taking any time to process any of this, he *checks notes* spends seven years dedicating all his free time and energy to investigating the weird fucking circumstances around it and maintains a friendship with the guy he suspects was behind it all” wright
phoenix "runs across a burning bridge and falls through it, half a day after the game establishes that he is terrified of heights, because his friend is on the other side of that bridge" wright
phoenix “i sure felt surprised. maybe i had my poker face on” wright
phoenix “looking back on it that was actually a pretty dark period in my life” wright
phoenix “don’t ask me how i got started. i don’t remember” wright
phoenix “only you stood still, your eyes calmly watching” wright
phoenix “sometimes, life just sucks” wright
just
phoenix wright
crunchiest man in the world
and all i wanna do is chew and chew and chew on him
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If you have time, may you please draw some scout wearing a bunny suit while in a match?
...and also probably sniper's reaction to it..
Normal latex bunny suit is kinda boring, so I tried designing some sport related Scout's bunny suit cosmetic and this is how it turned up
And Sniper's reaction!!!
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What would Gabby think about John ward?
This isn't an ask blog, but I had to indulge haha
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me: what if. what if i held hims hand,,
inner me: He wouldn't want to hold your hand. He'd hate you. You would get on his nerves so fucking much. You're annoying as fuck, he would hate being near you anymore than is absolutely necessary. If he knew you were drawing, or even THINKING about him holding your hand, he would be disgusted with you. You're the worst. Shut the fuck up.
me: ah. right
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Multigender Gender Presentations
[PT: Multigender Gender Presentations]
These terms are similar to my Shark, Lionfish, and Jellyfish terms(link) but they are meant for those who fall under the Multigender umbrella!
Rat, an Multigender person who queers and subverts masculine in a distinct Multigender way while rejecting cisnormative ideas of what it means to be masculine and rejecting binary concepts of gender.
[ID: none yet]
Hare, an Multigender person who queers and subverts Feminine in a distinct Multigender way while rejecting cisnormative ideas of what it means to be feminine and rejecting binary concepts of gender.
[ID: none yet]
Opossum, an Multigender person who presents themselves outside the gender binary, and rejects binary concepts of gender presentation.
[ID: none yet]
[Tagging] @radiomogai, @liom-archive, and @accessmogai
[Extra Tags] @caeliangel, @kiruliom (thanks for the help on colors!)
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Keith Haring and Arthur Russell membership cards for New York clubs in the 1980s.
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